Saturday, August 31, 2013

Media Release: Saturday iss for...

Habby Holiday Weekend
and
Welcome
teu
A Berry Sbeshull Media Release
what iss called
Saturday iss for...
Fun
...
and thiss one iss for
snuggling
laziness
wrist rehabbs
and
...
Texas A&M Footbball
*whoop*
yess yesss
Saturday iss for A Day Wif The Mom
and while I berry much
enjoy
a day wif the Mom
any where
any time
I deu enjoy a day wif the Mom
more
when whee board
the trolley
yesss yessssss
I deu lubbs
a trolley ride
esbeshully when a
Saturday iss for Swimming
and here I amb
lasst Saturday
at
Rummy's Beach Club
I deu furst
squeal wif delight
and then I
swim
I lubbs teu start wif
My Berry Faborite Ball
I also enjoy
barading
My Berry Faborite Ball
all a round
the bool
 until
it iss tossed back inteu
the deeb end
where I deu 
my water rescue
bringing it safely
back teu shore
ubon which time
I decided I needed
teu take
a sweet roll
and deu
some big business
yess yesssss
Saturday iss for Sweet Rolls
and then
I  amb back teu
the bool gate

I amb not a jumber.
I amb not a diber.
I amb a beach entry kind ob guy.
maybe I amb juss senstibbs teu
the Mom's ankzieties
and maybe I habbs
a few ob my own
yeu see
I deu knot like
the bool edges or corners
butt
Saturday iss for Brabe Boys
juss look
And what deu
brabe boys
deu
they swim out
and rescue
the chiggins
not juss once
butt again
and again
and here iss me
in ackshun
and a berry imbortant
bart ob
the retriebe rescue
iss
the shake off
yess yesss
Saturday iss for Toys
and now
here I amb discubbering
My New Almost Berry Faborite Ball
bink
after all
iss my faborite color
and thiss one iss called
bubble gum
o
I deu lubbs thiss one
berry berry
berry
berry much
yess yesssss
thiss one iss
a keeber
yesss yesssss
Saturday iss for Retriebing
and fur the record
I amb
A Retriebing Macheen
my berry faborite ball out
my berry faborite ball in
yess yess
I fell in lubbs
wif thiss ball
a way long time ago
lass year
and now I amb off again
bink
bubble gum
retriebe
and
a nodder berry faborite
and
a nodder
chiggin retriebe
one more
berry faborite
and a nodder
and
a nodder
I can deu thiss all day
and teu switch fings ub a bit
I bring in
a tennis ball
and then I tell
My Friend Lisa
I might like teu take
a business run
and then get back in
the bool
lets blay lets blay lets blay
and off I go teu retriebe
the chiggin
and whattaya know
she whas frown right back
inteu the deeb
and I swam right back
teu get her
and bring her
safely teu shore
and then
My Friend Lisa
decided whee wood blay
The My Faborite Toy Game
[audio knot so good... sorry]

and then
whee decided teu slow down a bit
and try some
underwater retriebes
ob
the rocket
and
I did quite a few
butt did knot
cooberate at all wif
the underwater photographer
...
I really deu juss wanna
swim
and
swim
and
swim
and
retriebe
and take it all the way out
teu the shore
and
shake off
and jumb right back in
teu
retriebe
again
and take it all the way
back teu shore
yess yesssssss
yesssssssssss
Saturday iss for Swimming
Saturday iss for Trolley Rides Home
Saturday iss for Antlers
and
Saturday iss for Friends.
I sure lubbs Saturdays.