Friday, December 27, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: Our Christmas Week Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
fasting yeur seat belts
grab yeur self a snack and a drinky
and
make yeur self comfy
I bresent for yeu
Our
Christmas Week Edition
...
and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
how whee started out
our holiday wheek
...
wif a traditional
Saturday morning lay-in
ob course
followed by
a second breakfast
ob
frenchy toast for the Mom
and
sgrambled eggs
zib zib zib
sgrambled eggs
for
the me
yess yesss
*gobble gobble*
o how
I lubbs a second breakfast
barkticularly on
a rainy day
and
look look
at long last
a berry sbeshull gift
arribed
the Mom sbent the day
wif
chores
and
I did hanging out
in
my little reum
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Sunday In The Kitching
yess yesss
that's where whee sbent
our Sunday
where
the Mom Baker
whas
mixing
rolling
cookie cutting
and
baking
and
I whas whatching
cookie teebee
in
the drob zone
  insbecking

each and ebbery cookie
in
each and ebbery batch

yess yesss
and
taste testing
for quality control burboses
only
*nods*
whee also did get
outside
for a bit
it whas still a bit
gleumy
butt it whas knot
raining
and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Monday Before Christmas
and whell
whee started off by
baking the rest ob
The Christmas Cookies
and then
whee obened
a gift teu the Mom
what turned out teu be
a dog cookie baking kit
it habbs
cookie cutters
icing skwirters
recibes
and
a kind ob
George Foreman Cookie Grill
eubsy
here I amb sticking my head in
Uncle Tom's Gift
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
A Berry Surbrise Trolley Trib
o yeah
whee are going out teu lunch
or or or
may be whee are going
lass minute Christmas shobbing
or or or
...
no no no
say it ain't so
butt
yesssss
the Trolley did stob
at
Dirty Hairy's Dog Wash
where
I fought the baff
like
a rabid ninja
...
knot my finest hour
...
yesss yessss
I but ub the fight ob my life
and eben I
habbs teu admit
...
I gibben asses a bad name
and then
once whashed
dried
brushed
fluffed
and
pawdicured
and
back in the Trolley
...
the Mom tole me
"Yeu juss sabed Santa a trib"
I wood like teu say
that
here I amb hanging my head in shame
butt treuf fully
I whas juss still
mad
...
and berry frankly
ecksauceted
from the fight
I whas berry habby
teu
de-board the Trolley
at
Home
...
WHEU whas THAT BOY
at the dog whash
...
no no
dear Santa
it certainly whas
knot
Sweet Little Me
and now
speaking ob
Santa
that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
Christmas Ebe
...
the Mom got out early
teu deu
a bit ob shobbing
and
here iss me when she arribed back
home
and here iss me
racing teu
check the backages and barcels
thiss bag says
BetsMart
*shniff shniff shniff*
and then one wonderful fing
iss our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Sun Shine
yess yesss
our lawn creu
came by teu deu some
make ub work
...
eubsy
here I amb eating shrubs
right. in. front. ob. Santa. the Mom.
and here iss me saying
"o yeu know yeu lubbs me"
and then
away
I run
*ribbing and rombing*
and
*racing back when called*
o how fun it iss teu
stretch yeur legs in the sun shine
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
the Mom's gift teu the Mom
hahaha
she but the bocks in the chair
and
I auto matickally bosed.
yess yess
a Kyeurig K-Cub Hot Drink Maker
and here I amb wif
the furst drink
hot chocklick
and ass good ass it shmelled
I did knot get
knot eben one lab ob the tung
no no knot one
...
and so then when
the Mom Gift Wrabber
insisted that
she did knot kneed my helb
...
I sbended a bit ob time
in my little reum
butt
when my tummy the clock struck
Fibe O Clock
I ess-courted the Mom Chef
teu
the kitching
bringing uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Christmas Ebe Dinner
Salmon and Legume Kibbles
Carrots, Beas, Green Beans
Botatoes and Corn
wif
a drizzle ob
Grizzly Salmon Oil
yesss yessss
The Christmas Ebe Dinner Blate
baired ob course
wif
Ozarka Sbring Waters
and
here I amb
forgetting
and here I amb
remembering
*mmmmmmm*
and now
whee are out for
our after dinner business trib
and
look look
what's that in the sky
iss it
cood it be
...
Santa's Trail
eu eu eu
I need teu get
tucked in my bed
sugar blum time
right, Mom?
o
a time teu enjoy
our tree's lights
and
sugar blum time
right, Mom?
ahhhhh
bully stick time
knot a better whay
teu
relacks
let by gones be by gones
sbrawl out on my binky
and
track the Santa

and then ob course
when
the radar indicates
Santa iss in Iceland

I make 
my final blea
teu
the Mom Santa

I amb
a berry nice and sweet boy.
I mean
look in these
berry nice boy eyes
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Sugar Blum Time
yess yessss
once thiss berry sweet boy
whas fasst a sweeb
...
Santa came down our
whell... whee don't habbs a chimney
so
he mights habbs slibbed down
the water heater bent
or maybe eben frew a window
or eben the back door
I don't know
butt butt butt
I digress
the imbortant fing
iss
look look look
and that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Christmas Morning
...
whee a rose
like ebbery odder morning
I etted my breakfasts
and
did my businesses
and then
...
I discubbered
Santa's Gifts
I bicked
the Elf
furst
and then
I tooken the Elf back
and got
the RainDeer
o
I deu lubbs him
butt then
I tooken him back
and got
the Santa
and tooken him teu
the big bed
where I did agree
teu try on my neu
Aggie Tee
what
though it might be
XL
fits me like
the fin card board
ober
a can ob biskits
*pop*
and now
that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
My Stocking
thiss iss
M I N E
and
Santa filled it for
M E
on a counta
nice boys get
Stocking Stuffings
and
look look look
there iss
four bags ob
My Little Wolf
bork treats
and
teu bags ob
Nutro Bomegranite Treats

and
one bag ob
Freutables Abble Bacon Treats
and
what the atche eee double hockey sticks
...
greuming shizzors
and
on the bright and more ettible side
...
green bean can lids
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
thiss berry sbeshull moment
when
I wood juss like teu say
...
"I lubbs yeu, Mommy"
...
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
The Day After Christmas
...
yess yesss
whee swebt a good sweeb
woke ub teu a lazy morning
followed by
a fun holiday photo sheut
yess yesss
call it
a model iss born teu be photographed
or
call it
I lubbs the yummies in my tummies
butt
I deu lubbs a photo sheut
and here I amb wif
Santa's Leut
wif the ecksebshun ob
Charlie Brown
wheu habbs gone suddenly missing
The bicksher abubb
tooken from the bedreum
ob me
whaiting on the sofa
whas tooken by the Mom Photographer
while searching
high and low
for the missing Brown
whee buts out a
A.B.B. for the C.B.
and then get on wif
our sheut
a berry emotional morning
for
boaf ob us
...
whee attembt
a selfy
and bisit
all the many memories
on
our tree
...
incleuding
my first ornament
whee also brebare
a dockumentary
a teur ob sorts
mark yeur calendars
Coming Soon
...
it whas
a bit ob a lazy day
butt
whee did
admire
and then
but most ob our gifts a way
ecksebt for
thiss gift
what
whee did bair wif
the big baggy
wooby quality
jim jams
and then
the Mom did but on
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Our Day After Christmas Nab
... and ...
... look ...
whee ... found
Charlie Brown
*zzz zzzzzzz zz zzz zzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz*
and when
the Mom a whoke
where whas Reufus
what whas he deuing
o my
look at the time
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
The Day After Christmas Dinner
Salmon and Legume Kibbles
Fried Turkey
wif
A Drizzle ob Grizzly Salmon Oil
and
sbring waters ob course
and then
whee are
O U T
teu shniff and inbestigate
all the many holes
what
the naughty squirrels
habbs wrought
business conduckted
and
a bit ob freedome
round behind the bench
down the walk
back when called
and
a quick hedge-itable snack
and
I N
blease
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
My Christmas Gifts Photo Sheut
...
and here I amb wif
my berry furst gifts
from
My Aunt Karen
a berry fun
 multi skweeky monkey stuffy
and
a awesomely cute
Monkey Santa
leash
I lubbs them
...
and here I amb wif
gifts from
My Aunt Dav
a memory foam
bone shabed rug
what
the Mom and I
boaf lubb
and
a berry berry berry cute
Habby Howlidays
bag
wif
Golden Rebresentayshun
ob course
and then also
a colleckshun ob
Bink Toys
R teu L
Bink Dragon
Bink Sheeb
and
A [brand neu] Still Talking Bink Mister Bubbles
yess yesss
ebbery body knows
B I N K
iss my faborite color
and
I amb man enough
teu
claim it
...
and sbeaking ob
claiming it
here I amb wif
my Christmas dish towel
and
bone treats
yess yess
ass yeu can tell
I habbs habbed
a wonder full
Christmas
...
and now
I habbs sabed
the berry best for last
a gift from
My Uncle Mart
o boy o boy o boy
I can hardly whait teu
D I G   I N
*a n t i s s i b a y s h u n*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
the day after the day after
Christmas
and
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday
whee were
a bit lazy 
butt then
the Mom
did go off teu deu
facktory related fings
like
looking at
thiss stuff
 and also
that stuff
and then
she came home teu me
butt
it whas
L A T E
...
so whee juss did
thiss
One Naked Photo Sheut
I whill knot look at the camera. 
 I whill knot.
 ok
I whill
butt
I whill hide my ears.
 and then
when I can hide them no more
I whill
turn my head
I whill ignore yeu. 
I whill. 
Really. 
I wood continue teu ignore yeu
butt
that iss imbossible
in
the kitching
yess yess
it. isss. that.
time. 
the time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu 
 Thiss iss it.
 and
I amb showing it off.
yesssssssss
nuffing says lubbs
like
a cheu
...
and now
I wood like teu
take a moment
bring down the house lights
and tell yeu
a story
...
yeu see
ebbery single day
my the Mom wears
a berry sbeshull necklace
she began wearing
the Luke
necklace
Christmas 2008
their first Christmas teugeffer
and
closely following
their Hurricane Ike Adbenture
and
Mast Cell Teumor Surgery
and
treatment decisions
...
brior teu Christmas 2008
the Mom
wore the same necklace
inscribted
"Protect Comet"
...
at the time
it whas a huge steb
a monyeumental transition
a berry emotional commitment
teu
The Luke
teu
build ubon the love
and
bass on the honor
...
and so it iss
wif
the weepy weepies in my eye balls
and
the jiggly wigglies in my tummy
I gibbs teu
My The Mom
a gift
our new silber disk
adorned wif
a bearl
...
a symbol of
our commitment
and
she whill make the transition
when she iss emotionally ready
[she might wear all ob the necklaces
 teugeffer for a while]
- - - - -
and now
ass I lay me down to sweeb
my foughts turn teu the needs ob my friends
...
in my heart and brayers
are
...
the lubbly lubb ob our the Luke
and
My Aunt Sheila, Uncle Bob
and Cousin Emma

...
yeu see
My Cousin Hamish
left uss for
The Bridge
yesterday
whee are heartbroken here
butt
there iss
A Barty at The Bridge
...
Sophie is doting on her Hamish.
The Bleu iss showing Hamish
the butterflies and flower gardens
and
The Luke is showing him the robes
reading him the reules
and
all in all
reassuring him

...
Whee whill all be Teugeffer
again
Some Day