How I Spent My Saturday

wif subtitle:
Why I Hate CommyCast Cable

Whee haff naught habbed
our mose watched teebee channels
fur the last monf.
It whas sposed teu be ficksed
this past Fursday
be tween 2 and 4.

At 4:10pm,
whee did receibe a call
that the technician whas in route,
and at 10pm
they did say they wood
mose definitely be here
Saturday (teuday) be tween 8 and 10am.
It whas a lie, and...
This iss how I sbent my day.

Teu different creus dis ebentually come.
Teu guys came at 1130am
and stayed quite a while.
They did say they cood naught ficks the broblem.

Free more people did finally come
at 4pm
and they did stay all mose
FOREBBER.
Doors were oben.
Gate whas oben.
So I did get teu to go out
butt on a string.

I did habbs teu eben
"go" on a string.

Ebbery single fing I did,
I did on a string.

Here whee are heading back
in ob doors...

and I amb asking...
Must I go back teu my reum???

The answer whas
Yes Yes
Back Teu My Reum

There are worse fings
than the string,
like...

No Animal Blanet
fur a monf.

And though I sbent mose ob my day in my reum,
and the Mom did miss
the GRRH Meet & Greet...

All is right wif the world now.
TeeBee iss back on air, and
I amb cuddled ub wif my Mom.

The Mom iss a combassionate and gibbing soul,
and I lubbs her so berry much.
I'll bet she makes teumorrow
a day full ob fun
and deus naught take me fur a baff
or nail clibbing or no fing like that.

Wishing Yeu a Sunday full ob Fun...

Friday Night Wrights

Habby Friday
Boy O Boy
Yeu gotta lubbs a Friday
and one fing I lubbs a bout it iss...

Whee habbs good day light
teu get serious...

 a bout habbing
FUN.
And teuday,
Whee did work on our
SITS
and our
WEABES.

Agility iss SO much fun,
and I deu whish that
The Photographer cood show Yeu
My Skills...

That iss clearly teu much teu ask,
so I offer Yeu
a picksher in keebing wif
The Photographer's eckspertees...
Here iss me prackticing
SIT. STAY.

Teu chart our brogress,
here iss a look at
the straightitude ob the boles.
The furst teu boles
are juss slightly skewed...

 and there is juss a small
eckstra distance be tween
bole free and four.

 Hobefully, I whill close the gab,
get faster and more ack-yeur-at.
Thiss week, I amb sposed teu
add a jumb be fore weabe...
butt so far,
I amb naught so in clined.

I amb more moobed teu...
TUG.

 Thiss iss kinda neu fur me...
thiss lubbs fur the tug.
O and all so,
The Trainer wanted me teu tell Yeu...
Her wrist and arm
are naught that ginormous.
Seriously.
*shakes head*

Here iss a nice shot ob
My Toofies. 

Yes Yessss...
Whee habbed work berry hard on my
Toy Dribe. 

 And whee haff come a long way!
- - - - -
The Week

It habbs been a berry busy week...
A Week Full ob Miss Chief.

On Teusday,
My The Mom
did notice a scratch on my sweet face...

and she iss be side her self,
which is sum fing funny teu see.
She deus naugnt know
iff it habbened in agility...
or when I amb ub teu no good in the back yard.

Sbeaking ob no good,
The Mom found
This Hole
teuday.

 Ass bart ob the inbestigation,
I whas required teu
match my feetsies teu
the trench marks.

If the feetsy deu naught fit
Yeu muss a quit. 

hey look...
The Goodrich Blimp!

Seriously,
those squirrels habbs sum eckstra large feets.
Yes Yes...
The Luke's Pecan Crob
habbs uss all on a hunt.

 And in odder neus...
RUN.

 And whee are trying teu learn
a new command
what iss...
IN THE HOUSE 

 And I amb on my way.

Weabes and Tugs and Digs and Runs
makes a boy fursty.

And ass ebening habbs settled in on
The Wrights...
I did sbend sum quality time
wif my
Bleu Hen. 

 She iss quite soft
and tembting,

wif juss the right a mount ob
skweek.

 And when
the hen
called
uncle...

I gabe

The Antler

a workout. 

 Habby Friday.
Habby Weekend...
Wishing Yeu all the fings what gibbs yeu Joy...

Agility Monday

Ober the course ob
the lasst 16 weeks,
I habbs tooken only one week off...
[Labor Day]
and teunight iss
Week 3 ob Agility 3
[ob course, ass all ways...
whee join prebious weeks in progress]

I know from the moment
the chee is cut...

in brebarayshun fur our outting...
Teuday iss Monday...

And Teunight iss
Agility.

And one ob my mose faborite fings a bout

Agility III

iss...

Crate Games

 This iss me be fore class.

I lubbs it in here.
Whee call this playce...
My Crate. 

I habbs been rewarded
so berry much in here... 

 that I deu lubbs juss hanging out.

From L teu R:
Reufus in Crate. Cooler wif Cool Waters. Water Bottle fur the Trainer. Chair wif Training Gear.

 The latest game whee haff played
goes like this...
Command: Crate
Command: Release
Command: Crate
Command: Release
Command Crate
...
It iss a test ob my hearing
and combrehension.
I amb 100%  Success Full...
and I stay in my Crate
until Release.

and the Trainer iss
100% PROUD.
 In odder neus...
 I haff naught bosted in a number ob weeks,
so I wood like teu catch Yeu ub...

I haff now mastered
The Teeter.

Whee are deuing
quite a number ob combinations now...

mose I get right.

sum I get wrong.

The Big Fing
iss
I am habbing FUN.

The berry best bart ob
Habbiness
is sharing It...

wif

The Trainer.
The Mom.
The Trolley Driber.

and
YEU.