Friday, August 30, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: The Hashtag Now Hiring Edition

Habby Friday
and 
Welcome

teu
The # Now Hiring Edition
ob
Friday Night Wrights

 Yeu see,
deu teu
circus stances beyond my control
my
The Staff
iss running 
a little fin right now

 so blease teu esk-yeus
tybos
miss-sbellings
and/or non-sensickal stuffs
yeu may encounter in
thiss
The # Now Hiring Edition
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Stuff About My Week
...
I deu lubbs a Saturday
what kicks off wif
a trolley trib

esbeshully when the stob iss
Rummy's Beach Club
like lass Saturday
when I retriebed my berry faborite ball

and my new
almost berry faborite ball

 and a slightly larger
almost berry faborite ball
butt in red

and thiss here
chiggin 

 Ob course 
the fun
whasn't all in the retriebing.
there whas also
shaking off

and sweet rolls
 and eben 
the trolley ride home
whass fun.

Yess Yesss
Saturday iss for Swimming.

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Media Release
Coming Soon
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Saturday is for Swimming
featuring about
100 bickshers
and
3 bideos
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Otter Stuff About My Week
There whas
some nabbing
some shmuggling

some training

and 
some reuteen knowing
my schedule

and when
whee are about teu go.
...
My Ackademia
...
It whas teu be a busy week
wif one class on Wednesday
and teu on Fursday
so let's get thiss barty started
...
Wednesday Night Trolley Ride

teu
Agility Basics Class

at
 My Skool.
 O Yeah.
I know 
ecksackly where whee are going. 

 SO Habby.
 And here I amb in
The Business Yard
greeting the arribal ob
one ob my friends.

 Whee were late last week
eben though whee are juss fibe minutes away

 so
whee made sure teu arribe
early
thiss week
 and here I amb
whatching
my friends arribe 
 and working my
the Mom
the Handler
on a counta
I whatched her chob the chee.
Ob course
a lot ob otter
the handlers
are rattling their treats 
butt I deu
settle
on command 
 and then
I deu let it all go
relacksed. 
 I deu really lubbs
my classes
and here iss
a still bicksher ob
my berry wagging tail.
Yess Yessss.
I lubbs teu learn new fings
all most ass much ass
I lubbs showing what I know.
and yibbeee
when class started
whee did habben teu start work wif
that jumb in the far corner.
 I did berry good fings wif that jumb.
My The Instrucktor
tole me that I whas using my body berry whell
and that iss somefing
I amb really concentrating on
and why I amb in a basicks class...
and then when whee were receibing instruckshuns
I curled ub on
the Handler's
footsy,
ob course the photographer tried teu tooken
a bicksher
I rised ub. 
Yess Yessss
I did gibbs quite
the stellar berformance
and then whee blayed a game
...
the Handler raced me teu the target
I beat her there
butt
she immediately started running backwards
and I turned teu chase her
then whatched
her heel catch a seam in the floors
and 
down she whent
and ob course...
I did catch her.
quite easily.
right.
there.
Forchewnuttly
it whas bretty much
class ober
at that boint
and whee made it home
teu deu a lot ob
icing

and
squirming,
...
The Rest ob The Story
...
Fursday:

lack ob sweeb
bain
worry
work
doctors
xrays: left wrist
bain
work
great news: no fracksher
bad news: berry bad sbrain at best
missing class
bain bill
toss and turn
bain bill
sweeb
...
and now fur
our main feature
Friday wif The Wrights
...
Welcome teu
Reufus Wright, M.N.
[wif sbeshull fanks teu Chester Hoober]
 No No
the M.N. deus knot stand fur
Monkey Nurse
butt
Male Nurse.
Gosh
I need a brettier, habbier bayshunt
butt still
 all my skills
on the line
eben rolled ub in a ball
when necessary
[Missing: My Tail]
The Photographer
tried teu take a bicksher
teu combare the good wrist wif
the injured wrist
butt it whas imbossible teu
take a bicksher ob the good wrist.
I fink yeu can see the swelling and the hotness
and ass a side note,
the Handler habbs a berry tiny wrist.
...
and now back teu
Nurse Work
and lots ob laying a round.
 Bad bicksher
butt here iss me
stretching bowing.
 and here iss me
standing ub
hobing
 and then laying down again
later
curling ub tight 
then also
oberseeing
the Mom's
brunch-in-bed.
In the afternoon
I tooken a bit ob time
off

teu
chill
and wait fur time teu to
out ob doors 
teu
stalk 
and
shnoof
 and here I amb
before-lawn-crew
deuing a bit ob
bosing 
 look teu
 look free
 look four
 and then
back in ob doors
teu deu
more
Nurse Work.
...
and now
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
...
Here I amb obserbing
the brebarayshun
 and on a counta
the seu chef iss incabassitated
my chobbed begetables are limited
 teu a bob tob can
 and that's ok
on a counta I deu lubbs
Salmon and Legume Kibble
Green Beans
Grizzly Salmon Drizzle
 Yess Yessssss
 Dinner Serbed
 Dig In
Yummy in my Tummy
and now
 I amb out ob doors
teu ecksblore
after-lawn-crew
 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss
...
The Friday Night Cheu
 blease
 blease
 yessssss
fank yeu
it iss
the lazy media secretary's choice
 the bully stick
Yess Yesss
all in all
a berry good week
wif juss a bit ob
a staff shortage
on a counta which howebber
I amb now hiring:

Media Secretary
Photographer
Concierge
Soo Chef
and now
Dear Lord
blease teu look ober my the Mom,
her wrist and assorted what knots.
Blease also teu look after
me
and

my friends.

Blessings