Raising The Reuf

*clears froat*
ok
get yeur self ready
for
M y B i g B e r f o r m a n c e
inn
thiss edition
what
whee call
A l l Mo s e A l l A b o u t T h e P i e

inn cleuding

Our Trib Teu Mandeville
what iss
The Pie's Home Town

and

whee whill start wif
Saturday

26f Sebtember

. . .

odder whise known ass
g a m e d a y

and

here

iss

t h e M o m f e e t s

whearing

s e u b e r b o w e r s o c k s

wright wright
but teugeffer
* b o w * * z i n g * * b a m *
A T M

and

a b i g f a n k y e u

teu

Aunt Sheila, Uncle Bob

and

Cousins Emma and Jesse

whee deu lubb em

- - -

what iss that I shmell

. . .

s i z z l i n g b a c o n

wright wright

it iss

t i m e

teu

B T H O a r k a n s a s

what whee did

28-21 in OT

W H O O P

and now

here

iss

T h e P i e

yeah

t a s t i n ' t h e b a c o n

and
teu
- - -

juss being
seuber
a t t e n t i b b s g u y

yeb yeb

thats
o u r p i e

and now

an ubdate

rom

O r b i l l e

T h e O r b W h e a b e r

iss

h a n g i n g i n n

*giggles*

- - - - -

bringing uss

teu

Sunday

27f Sebtember

and

T h e P i e ' s B i g A d b e n t u r e

[wif out me]

*sobs*

wright wright

here

iss

Dasher's Big Trib

teu

C a m b U n c l e R e d ' B l a y c e

where

deus

S T R E T C H O U T H I S S L E G S

and
R U N R U N R U N
wif

M i s s F e r g i e a n d U n c l e R e d

w h a t a f u n t i m e
he iss habbing
and
then
. . .

*drumb roll*

Red shwimming ub teu Pie wif hiss back teu the camera.

he iss

introdeuced
teu
t h e s h w i m m i n g b o o l

Pie swhimming ub be hine Miss Fergie

Pie on step, whatching Miss Fergie kick off

and
he deus
l u b b s
it

juss ass much
ass
r u n n i n g

w e u h e u
now
b a c k i n n t h e b o o l

and
t h e l i t t l e g u y
iss
getting the hang ob it

wright wright
here
iss
hiss first
w h a t t e r r e t r i e b e

*cheers*
o
h o w f u n

and

Little Dasher

whanted
so badly
teu
j u m b

butt
juss cood knot bring hims elf
teu
deu it

o
whee deu owe
m a n y m a n y m a n y f a n k s
teu
Aunt Amanda
Uncle Red and Miss Fergie
for
D a s h e r ' s S e u b e r F u n A d b e n t u r e
- - -
and now
it
iss
M Y T U R N
*nods*
ass I whork
M y F o u r D a y B l a n

wright wright
t r a i n i n g t i m e
at
Academy Sborts & Outdoors

where
whee whork on
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
*um*
make that
D I S S T R A C K S H U N S

on a counta
there are
loads ob em
*nods*

wright wright
. . .
stuff what shmells
stuff what I habbs nebber seen
b e r r y f r i e n d l y b e o b l e s
and
the berry mose imbossible ob all
*gasb*
....
c h i l d r e n

*sigh*

butt

I d e u M y B e s t

- - -

and now

b a c k h o m e

here

iss

D a s h e r

c e l e b r a t i n g
hiss day

while

amb

inn

t h e b a f f

*sobs*

[no photographical ebidence]

- - - - -

bringing uss

teu

*chokes back laugh terr*

Monday

28f Sebtember

and
yeu guessed it
. . .
P i e B a f f

and

here

iss

b o s t - b a f f
and
b l o w n d r y

all
f l u f f y
s o f t
s w e e t

and
ok

a
whee
bit
i m b i s h

*nods*
whee sure lubbs
that boy
*nods*
- - - - -

Teusday
29f Sebtember
and
whorking
O u r F o u r D a y B l a n
at
B e t C o

where
whee whork
o f f l e a s h
inn the back ob the store
. . .
then
on the whay out
whee
check Pie Food brices

and then
I stob teu make notes
for
M y C h r i s t m a s L i s t

wright wright
D e e r S a n t a

habbs

been

a g o o d b o y

deu knot let any whon

tell yeu

differently

and
. . .
I
whant
t h a t s h a r k

*nods*
then
whee stob for some
P i e C o s t u m e S h o b b i n g

o
there
are
lots ob good ones

butt
I bick
the
S h y K n e e s D r a g o n

s o o b e r
. . .
*chuckles*

butt
the mom
says
" u m m i d o n ' t f i n k s o "
*tuts*
- - - - -
Whensday
Skool Day
30f Sebtember
and
here iss
L i t t l e D a s h e r

at
M y S k o o l
showing off
h i s s m a h e u s i b b t o n g u e

wif
the
" b l a c e t r e a t w r i g h t h e r e "
freckle
[ fanks, Uncle Bob ]

o yeah
t h i s s l i t t l e g u y
iss
a w e s o m e
teunight

ass
d e m o d o g

so
c a l m
so
f o c u s s e d

eben
when
odder dogs hate him

knot teu whorry

Little Pie

. . .

M e

T h e M o m

and

T h e J u d y

got

y e u r b a c k

and now

*clears froat*

d r a m a
bee hine uss
it

iss

t i m e

for

B i g B o y R a l l y C l a s s

where
whee
whill whork
O u r F o u r D a y B l a n

wright wright
bracktissing
b r e c i s i o n f u n d a m e n t a l s

like
q u i c k b i b b o t s

and
s e u b e r f a s s s t t i g h t t u r n s

all
while
i g n o r i n g
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
*big eyes*

o
what
a w e s o m e c l a s s e s
and
Pie and I
habbs
b i g f u n
- - - - -
and now
w h a t
w h e e
h a b b s b e e n
w h a i t i n g
f o r

Friday
2f Ocktober
O u r T r i b t e u M a n d e v i l l e

butt
furst
here iss
O u r W e e S t o b

inn
O r a n g e
Texas

wright wright
a bit
ob
f u e l

a
w e e w h a l k

and
a r e y e u k i d d i n g m e

a
p h o t o s h e u t

no
no
no
I whill knot bartissibate

bee sides
there iss
s o m u c h t r a f f i c k
ober there

don't

beliebe

juss

a s k p i e

o
hims
deu knot like
t h e n o i s e

Deer Trolley Driber
Business done.
Let's moob on.

wright wright

whee board the trolley

and

a l l g o e s w h e l l

until

I habbs

a berry urgent

m o m e n t

inn

B a t t i n g R e u g e

*whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk*

*whalk whalk whalk*

. . .

and

n u f f i n g

*bows head*

r e - b o a r d t h e t r o l l e y

and

now

here iss

Pie

wheu
joins
me

inn
s o l i d a r i t y

and
deus
n u f f i n g
teu

yub

whee
t o t a l l y f l e e c e d
the
~~Mom~~ Trolley Driber

*eubsy*

and

now

a few long hours later

whee are

- - -

h e r e

D e e b S o u f

A l l B r e e d

O b e d i e n c e T r a i n i n g C l u b

T r i a l

inn
B e l i c a n B a r k

at
T h e C a s t i n e C e n t e r

inn
M a n d e v i l l e , L o u i s i a n a
best known ass
~
H O M E
ob
T h e P i e
~
*cheers*

and
h e r e

iss
o u r c a m b s i t e

wright wright
whee are
s e t u b
and
w h a i t i n g
on
o u r f r i e n d s
all so known ass
T h e W h i r l s B e s s t I n s t r u c k t o r s

and
thiss wright here
iss
T h e R a l l y R i n g
where
T e a m R e u f u s
whill
deu
o u r b e s s t w h o r k
*nods*

whee habbs

a g r e a t m a t c h

whee

f e e l g o o d

about

t h e r i n g

o u r f o c u s

and

o u r c o n f i d e n c e

*whibes brow*

whee head ober

teu see

Pie's

G r a m m y a n d G r a m m s

and

M a m a T r a n c i e a n d S i s t e r M u s s y

and

s h a m e o n t h e ~~m o m~~ p h o t o g r a p h e r

for

knot dockumenting

t h e i r r e u n i o n

*bouts*
- - -

iss

a s e u b e r a w e s o m e h o m e c o m i n g

though

- - - - -

and now

h e r e

whee are

s e t t l e d i n n

at
T h e Q u i n t a

after
a l o n g d a y
ob
backing the trolley chock full
dribing the trolley sicks hours
unn backing the trolley here and there
hauling crates here and there
o
and then
t h e l e n g f y b u s i n e s s t r i b s
a cross teu hole states

I
amb
b o o b e d

*night night goddess*

n i g h t n i g h t f r i e n d s

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

T h e B i g D a y

Saturday

3f Ocktober

and
here whee are
inn
o u r t e a m m e e t i n g

*baws teugeffer*
*break*
G o T e a m R e u f u s
* ~~screams~~ cheers from the pie gallery *
- - - - -
and now
*golf whisber*
here whee are
r i n g s i d e
at
T h e D e e b S o u f
ABOTC

and
*drumb roll*
I
knock it
out.
ob.
the.
bark.

m y h i g h e s t s c o r e e b b e r
~
9 9

wright wright
out
ob
1 0 0

what means that
. . .
T h i s s B o y
iss now
q u a l i f i e d
for
N A T I O N A L S
*cheers*
, , ,
* basses smelling salts under yeur nose *

* helbs yeu ub off the floors *
*bushes ebbery one back so yeu can get airs *
then
n o t i m e f o r c e l e b r a y s h u n
~
* sigh *
* tends teu pie crisis *
[more on that later... blease teu see foot note***]

* ahhhhh*

look

t h e j u d g e ' s b o o k

what

iss

m y s e c r e t

yeu ask

my awesome instrucktor
hooks
me
ub wif
* looks cawshussly inn boaf direcksuns *
* whisbers *
~
s a m m o n

and now

after

m u c h d a s h e r d r a m a ***

and

m i s s f i r e

coming out ob the crate

m y s e c k o n d r u n

nets

9 7

w o o t
w o o t

whee
are
o n a r o l l

* cues Queen musick *
wright wright
w h e e a r e t h e c h a m b i o n s
. . .
o b t h e w h i r l e d

* ahem *
ok
whell
maybe juss
o u r w h i r l e d

*nods*
butt
t e u g r e e n r i b b o n s
. . .
whee whill take it

and now

for the wreckered

. . .

t h e j u d g e ' s b o o k

*nods*

and now
wif
m e a n d t h e p i e
tucked in bed
at
T h e Q u i n t a
~
Mom
heads out for
a
c e l e b r a y s h u n

wif
P i e ' s
G r a m m s and G r a m m y and G r a m p y
along wif
t h e w h i r l ' s b e s t i n s t r u c k t o r s

at
New Orleans Food & Sbirits
*licks libs*
wif
C a g i n ' B e e r s

f u n a n d l i b e l y c o n b e r s a y s h u n s
m u c h l a u g h t e r s
. . .
*checks for stormy skies*
b e r r y h e a l f y f o o d s
*clears froat*
*shakes head*

and

ass

f a t e

wood habb it

. . .

teunights

m e n u b o a r d

broclaims

h o w w h e e c o m e t e u g e f f e r

wright wright
f a m b i l y

o
whee deu lubbs
O u r P i e

and
O u r P i e F a m b i l y
- - -
now
mean while
back at
T h e ~~R a n c h~~ Q u i n t a

here
iss
the
l i t t l e s k w i r t

whee are
k i c k i n g b a c k

juss
h a n g i n g o u t

finking
w h a t a t r a b e s t y
that
O u r A g g i e s

are knot telebised
on
thiss teebee
*low whimber*

now
here iss
m e

hearing
the news
that
whee are
k n o t s h o w i n g
teumorrow
*bouts*

now
here iss
Lil Dasher

asking
" w h e l l d e u I s h o w t e u m o r r o w "

*burst ob laughter*
teu which
I rebly
" s h o w w h a t ... y e u r b a t o o t y "
* r o f l m b[atooty] o *

then
P i e
says
"M A A A A A A "

awww
eben I habbs teu admit
he
iss
s o o o o c u t e
*sigh*

ob course
I
iss
s o o o o c u t e
teu

*nods*
now
back teu
t h e t r a b e s t y o b j u s t e s s

n o
A G G I E S

*harumph*

I guess
P i e a n d I

whill juss
s i t i n n m o m ' s l a b

and
t e l l s e c r e t s

and
s u c h

till

n i g h t n i g h t

t h e e n d

- - - - -

Sunday

4f Ocktober

where

whee

- load the trolley ..... CHECK

- run ober teu the arena ..... CHECK

- load our crates ..... CHECK

- head for home ..... CHECK

and now

- refuel trolley .....

and

that brings uss teu

t h e w h i r l s c r e e p i e s t w e e s t o b

inn

L a k e C h a r l e s L e u I s s E a s y A n n a

and
ok
whell

it iss
k n o t t h a t c r e e b y
for
t h e p i e a n d m e

butt ebidently
on the inn side
. . .
yeu go threu the store
teu
t h e b a c k r e u m

and
t h e b a c k r e u m
iss
scattered
wif
s t r u n g o u t b e o b l e s
r a t t y l u g g a g e s
and
c r e e b i n e s s
[whee fink it iss a gambling bus stob]

wright wright

the mom

b r a y e d w h i l e s h e b e e ' e d

and

then

whee
- ~~dribe~~ ride like hail home ..... CHECK

- whatch the baggage clerk unload our crab ..... CHECK

- urge the chef teu brebare our biddles ..... CHECK

- dine and brebare for bed ..... CHECK

what
a g r e a t w h e e k
what
a a w e s u m w h e e k e n d
- - -
many fanks teu yeu
m y f r i e n d s
for
coming along wif us
~
w h e e l u b b y e u

- - - - -
and now
for
t h e f o o t n o t e

***
*um*
yeu know
those
c o l l a b s i b l e w h a t t e r b o w l s

whell
I
habbs
*clears froat*
make that
h a b b e d
a bink one

butt

while

I amb in the ring

scoring
a c a r e e r h i g h 9 9

T h i s s P i e

iss
e a t i n g m y b o w l

o
my
h o w i n n b a r e a s s i n g

*sigh*
b e a r o x s i d e
down hiss gullet

and
wif
h i s s g r a m m y
holding
h i s s e a r s b a c k

aaaack
aaaack
aaaack

o
the mom
feels
s o o o b a d
-
it iss
a l l h e r f a u l t

she iss
s o o b e r b r o c k t i b b s
then
t h i s s
~
blease teu bray
for
o u r f u t u r e f r e e d o m
[there might knot be any]
*whirries*