Habby Howl-O-Ween

Trick or Treat

from

The Halloween Bolice

That's right.

Hand ober the Noms

or

I whill haff teu CUFF yeu.

I didn't fill my shirt
by skibbing pass
The Donut Shob.

No Sir Eeee.

What Yeu see here

iss the broduck ob
Hard Work

and...
Tasty Noms.

Yessss...
I deu
Tricks fur Treats.

I eben
Play Cob
and wear my
Swell Hat

fur
The Bumbkin Treats.

Here I amb on a
Steak Out.

And here I amb
Chasing Down My Susbeck.

I whill catch Yeu.

And then I whill

LAUGH.

Ob course, this whas when
I whas prackticing wif the Mom
teu blay
Cob and Convick
at the Howl-O-Ween Fest
on Saturday.
.....
Butt ass whee all know,
I whas sick ass
A Horse

on Saturday.
.....
Now
teuday iss the real
Habby Howl-O-Ween
and
Yeu know what that means.
.....
Duh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh NuhNuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh...

BAT MAN

Here I amb
reclining in
The Bat Big Bed...

waiting on

The Bat Hour.

And here I amb
showing off
My Ribbling Muskles.

Deus these ears
make my
NOSE

look big?

I amb naught rolling my eyes at
Robin.
I amb watching
The Treat
Robin habbs in her claw.

Dusk habbs settled ober
Goff Ham City
so off whee go in
The Bat Trolley 

teu
Gaffer ub Noms.

.....
Whell...
POW     BAM     CRASH
It habbs been a long
and raucous ebening

and it iss time fur

little boys

and
Bat Man

teu
Gnaw Off Their Belts,

but on their
jammies
and say our brayers.
.....
Our foughts continyeu teu be wif
All ob Our Friends
 wheu are Affeckted by Sandy.
Yeu are in Our Brayers.

What Habbened Teu The Weekend

Habby Sunday

 Teuday
I did a lot ob
seuperbising.

 I all so did deu
a lot ob posing.

 It whas berry tiring work...

butt I did deu it. 

 Thiss iss my
Artist
pose.

 And teu my lebt...

what iss teu yeur right...

 My Self Bortrait

 Deu Yeu see
the resemblance?

 A Close Ub
wif flash

 

 A Close Ub

wif out flash

 Berry Scary...
No???
.....
And sbeaking ob
Scary
.....
Yesterday
the Mom and I took the trolley teu
Howl-O-Ween Fest

Whee did habbs big blans,
comblemenatry costumes...
It was going teu be
BIG.
FUN.
... butt I got berry sick in the trolley.
I mean, berry sick...
juss ass whee were bulling in teu
the barking lot.
So the Mom,
not wanting me teu endure a big costume
 called an audible,
and I dressed as
A Horse.

 Whee made it teu
The GRRH Boof.

I did try teu feel good. 

Really.

I tried.

butt treuf fully
I whanted teu
Go Home.

 And whee did.
Unforcheunuttly
I did get eben
sicker
on the whay home.

.....
I did nab all abternoon.
And I did hunker down
fur the night.

I whas feeling berry boorly.
I whas gleued teu my the Mom.

I did whish she whas
a kangareu
so I cood crawl in her pouch.

I did sweeb berry soundly.
And I did wake ub feeling better. 

 I did habbs a cub ob rice fur breakfast
and chiggin and rice fur dinner and...
so far so good.

Yeu might wonder
why I worked so hard teuday
abter feeling so boorly...
whell...
The Facktory
[arkiteck-churrull firm]
where my the Mom works
iss habbing a
Bumbkin Carbing Contest.

Coming Soon:
Pickshers ob
Our Bumbkin Disblay
.....
Please teu whish us
LUCK.
Prizes are
BIG BUCKS,
and
MINE will go teu RESCUE.