Sunday, March 17, 2013

Habby Saint Patrick's Day

Tob ob the Day teu Yeu...
and
Habby Saint Batrick's Day
Habby Sunday
what iss
Rest Day
and also
Chore Day 
in
The Wright Home
 It iss also
Freedom Day
and that means that...
 The Warden
deus gibbs me free access teu
the yard.
 Run Reufus Run
 Blease teu forgibbs
how badly our yard deus look,
and juss enjoy wif me
the tall grasses and weeds
and... and... 
 and...
the contraband
I find.
Yes Yes...
I did it again.
I did run crazily frew the yard
wif a big smile on my face
and the contraband in the back ob my mouf...
- - - - -
I did finally sbit it out.
And here it is.
The Contraband.
What iss it, deu yeu fink...
It might be a freut bitt.
I deu knot know,
butt I find them all the time.
- - - - -
It iss a mystery teu me
 why I can knot eat
from the backyard buffet.
 butt it iss
a Holiday...- - - - -
And on an Irish Holiday..

deu ass the Irish wood deu
and mind yeur
The Irish Mom.
 It iss also a good idea
 teu crawl ub in
Her Irish Lab.
 I lubbs yeu,
The Mom.

Habby Saint Batrick's Day
teu
Yeu All...

Friday, March 15, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: The Luke Birthday Edition

March 15f
iss a berry imbortant day in
The History ob The Wright Brothers
on a counta
The Mom's
The Cool Hand Luke
whas born March 15, 1999.
The Luke's Birfday Barties
are
Legendary.
- - - - -
The Bleu
bassed out barty hats.
There whas always
Cake.
 Festiff Shamrock Bandanas
were required attire. 
 Friends gaffered teugeffer.
Here iss
Our The Uncle Tom
wheu drobe teu Waco teu gibbs
The Luke
his lift teu a new life wif
The Mom.
The Luke and Uncle Tom whill always haff a sbeshull bond.
 And here is
Our The Uncle Tom
gibbing
Our The Bleu
a rub down...
in the middle ob
The Birfday Barty. 
Sbeaking ob The Bleu...
Here iss Big Boy wif
His Berry Most Seuber Sbeshull
Our The Aunt Madison
I know My Aunt Madison
 iss in charge ob back rubs,
serbing cake and helbing
The Bleu bass out barty hats at
The Bridge Birfday Barty teunight.
So berry knot huge on a ttention,
The Luke
did lubbs his
The Mom's.
The Luke's
furst nine years
were lean on luxury so
The Mom labished him wif the gifts. 
And by all the tails I habbs heard,
he did  furoughly enjoy his the stuffies... 
 and his the nest beds.
Most ob Yeu
know the story of My The Mom
and her Sweet Boy...
and fur those wheu deu knot,
I whill tell it again soon.
Theirs iss
A Treu Story ob
Wheu Rescued Wheu

- - - - -
In Luke's Honor,
Whee haff established a Sbeshull Fund
For The Love of Luke
It iss administered frew
Golden Retriever Rescue of Houston
and all funds are dedicated teu
The Rescue ob
Senior Goldens
like
The Luke.

- - - - -
GRRH
is a 501c3 organization, and
all donations are tax deductible.
Yeu may make a donation
by check
GRRH
P.O. Box 19594
Houston, Texas 77224


or frew PayPal by clicking
here.
Blease note
"For The Love of Luke" 
or "LOL"
in the comments or note section.

On behalf ob The Luke,
My The Mom,
GRRH,
and Senior Goldens Ebbery Where...
Fank Yeu fur Yeur Subbort.

- - - - -
and now...
Odder Stuff What Habbened Thiss Week:

Time did sbring forward.
Whee lost an hour.
Whee were knot habby.
 And then
The Mom
announced that she wood be leabing me
fur the furst time ebber... ebber... in
The History ob Ebber.
No No
I said.
I deu knot hear yeu announce
such fings.
 Butt wash, fold and back clobes
she did deu.
No No
I said.
I deu knot hear yeu announce
such fings.
 Butt away from me she did go,
far far away
and by car. 
teu sbend the night
alone,
 finking about nuffing butt her Sweet Boy
The Me.
She eben slebt on
my side ob the bed.
hahaha
 Yeb. Thiss whas
the only golden
in her reum.

Outside the hotel window
whas the reason fur her trib...
a construction job site.
In sbite ob her guilt and worry about me,
it whas a good trib fur the Mom.
And meanwhile back at home,
there whas no reason fur guilt OR worry...
I whas well tooken care ob,
yea... 
sboiled by
My The Aunt Susan and Uncle Mike.

I mean...
wif the ecksebshun ob
KNOT letting me eat becans,
they catered teu my ebbery whim.
In berry fack...
- - - - -
When The Mom arribed
Home,
I whas unecksited.
 The Mom
worried that I whas angry wif her.
 I fink she eckspeckted
a barty.

Seriously,
I fink she did.
I won't say I whas angry wif her, butt...
I whill say that
I whas more interested in
the fings in her duffle
than in her,
until...
I cood knot bretend any more, and
I crawled ub in her lab,
but my baws on her shoulders
and nuzzled her cheeks and neck.
 Yes Yes
She came home last night.
 And I haff kebt a keen eye on her
teuday.
 Nibbles and NomNom are good.
 Ice iss nice.
And she iss here teu stay...
Right Right???
Wright.
- - - - -
Friday Night Wrights

Blogging iss such berry hard work.
I can hardly get my self in the mood...
The words are easy.
The stories tell their own selbes, butt...
the wires are a bit unreuly.
And now, ass I draw my blog teu a close...
whee resume
The Luke's Birfday Barty.
 The Mom says she habbs learned
at least one imbortant lesson
from each ob her
Heart Goldens.

.....
From me, she habbs learned Patience.
.....
From The Luke,
The Mom habbs learned teu
libbs life teu the fullest,
teu find the joy in ebbery single day,
teu be fankfull fur each one...
teu nebber ebber waste or wish a moment away.
 Habby Ides ob March.
Habby The Luke's Birfday.
.....
In The Luke's Memory,
I whish Yeu
The Obborteunity ob Re-Birf,
The Hobes ob Neu Life and
Boundless Joys...