Good Friday Night Wrights: The Traditions Edition

Whell, Friends,

It iss that time ob the week again...

Habby Good Friday Night

 Berry furst fing I whant teu say iss...
It habbs been
a berry hard and sad week fur
My the Aunt Karen.

I whant her teu know that
Whee lubbs her berry berry much,
and
She iss in our foughts and brayers.
Whee whill all ways be here fur her,
and...

I amb abailable
and on standby fur
sleeb obers.

Yes Yesss.

I deu lubbs a slumber barty

and in sbite ob fings

yeu all may haff heard,

 I amb really no trouble.

Really.

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Now...

In keebing wif our

Friday Night Wrights Traditions

I bresent:

Random Fings What I Did Thiss Week

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I did suddenly discubber

thiss yellow dog.

What wif hiss little bleu tail,

hiss big bleu ears

and sweet bink nose...

He did become

the object ob my affections.

I did steal him seberal times.

I did take him fur

walkies...yea, runnies

round and round and frew the house.

And when the Stuffy Monitor

whas in the shower,

I did butt him in the big bed.

I amb single minded in my obsession...

Wow.

Wait. Whoa. Look at that.

Now that's interesting.

Anyway, odder randfom fings...

*yawn*

Ebbery cubble ob weeks

the Concierge and I

deu go frew a stack ob mail.

Whee read the magazines

and "shob" in the catalogs.

Whee sort it all inteu free biles:

recycle

shred

file

It iss one ob the Concierge's

least faborite fings teu deu

so teu make the chore easier

and also teu cheer her ub...

I like teu lay in the middle ob the biles.

Sorting mail might knot be the funnest fing,

butt it iss also knot...

Dress Rehearsal 

fur the Easter Bunny Shoot

 Yes Yess...
The Photographer feels that
a dress rehearsal iss needed
on a counta 

 these ears take some
bracktiss.

And now

on a habbier and also helbier note,

I did also assist the Maid

 teu unload
the mechanical dish licker.

Some odder fings I haff done

iss worrying ober some

deckoratiff details...

butt those worries were aliebed teuday

when my the Bersonal Shobber

came home wif some neu billows.

 I deu lubbs these billows.

 They are soft and fluffy.

I fink I might brefer
and they might need
 a battern
butt they deu knot haff one. 

 Nebber the less,
I deu lubbs them.
In berry fack,
I amb knot allowed on the sofa
unless inbited

butt on a counta I deu lubbs the billows
so berry much
the Mom did allow me
teu wallow on them
juss a little.

Ob course,

I haff also found the joy in

the berry ordinary

day teu day 

reuteen fings

like...

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bresenting the case teu go out ob doors.

bresenting the case ob it iss time teu feed my tummy.

 and like wise...
bresenting the case ob my bowl iss right ub there.

 Yes Yess...
I deu bresent a good case.
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And now in odder news,
here iss
What Iss Habbening In The Back Yard

Ob course,
until the Facilities Maintenance Manager
iss able teu contrackt fur
the cleaning ob our yard
and the rebuilding ob our fence...

I amb mosely wif
the Esckort.

I deu lubbs my Esckort,

 so it iss knot at all bad
until
*bolt*

 S.Q.U.I.R.R.E.L.

 The worst bart iss...
the squirrels know I amb on a string.
And they flaunt
their freedom.

 Yeah Yeah
They haff freedom,
butt they deu knot haff
neu billows. 

 Look. Look.
Here iss my neu billows
wif my old billows.

 And thiss one here
iss in a chair.

Yesss.

Ober there teu the left,

be hind my back,

yeu whill see

My Little Reum.

Missing from the coffee table
[why iss it called that...
it shood be called
"the stuff Reuf shood knot cheu,
run away wif, eat or
odderwise destroy
table"]
And look...
the horse has returned teu the table.
[the horse whas butt teu stable
when the Mom left on her business trib
a cubble ob weeks ago].
I amb sniffing his hind quarters.

 And sbeaking ob hind quarters...
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Welcome teu Thiss Week's
Free Reufus Feature

 r.u.n.

R.U.N.

R.I.B.

 R.O.M.B.

and

C.A.T.C.H.

my breaf.

 *whshhhhew*
I can knot wait until the neckst edition ob
Free Reufus.
Juss saying.
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Whell...
I wrab ub these great adbentures and odders
by settling in wif
These Great Night Night Traditions.
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tradition one:
a bully stick leftober

 nom nom nom

 tradition teu:
a sblit antler leftober

 tradition free:

talk a little bit teu the baw

 

 tradition four:
*kiss*

 Habby Good Friday Traditions
Whishing Yeu Joy in Yeurs...

Friday NIght Wrights: Brought teu Yeu by the Letter Z

The Letter F:

Habby Friday Night

The Letter B:

Habby End ob a Busy Week

 Here in the Wright Home,
it habbs been a mosely
berry good week.

The Letter P:
Howeber...
I did come down wif
the sickliness
what did make my the Mom
berry ankshus.

 I beliebe the technical name ob
my sicklies
whas...
"sloopy poop"

butt after a cubble ob days ob
rice and bumbkin,
I did conduckt some
big businesses
what did make my the Mom habby
and also broud.

And that morning,
after serenading her wif
Songs ob The Skweeky Heart,

I did helb her bick out some clobes.  

 The Letters GRRH:
And in odder big neus,
The Mom and I
did seal and label
about firteen hundred enbelobes
fur a GRRH mailing.

The Letter E:

I inspeckted each enbelobe...

working mosely in

the sealing debartment.

 Some might haff
slight kibble and becan stains

 on a counta
my chin did serbe ass a
baber weight.

The Letter L:
Whee are only on the Letter L.

Yes Yes

What started out fun

did knot go ass quickly ass I antissibated.

"Are whee there yet?"

 The Letter S...
and then R:
I did eben go teu
my little reum
teu rest. 

My the Mom

said

"release"

and snabbed this bicksher.

I amb that fast out ob the kennel.

hee hee.

And then...

I did find the energy teu

reseum by seuberbisory deuties.

Whee did finish our tasks,

and it feels good teu helb

Golden Retrieber Rescue ob Houston.

and while whee were working,
My the Mom

did tell me
A Bed Time Story

a berry heart warming tale

ob a irresistibly cute bubby
wheu wandered the streets ob
a nice neighborhood
fur free weeks.
He
did haff eudles ob energy and misschief
and not a single manner.
It seems thiss boy
needed bayshuns.
He
needed training.
He
needed commitment.
He
needed work.
Hiss name whas...
Zim.
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and now,
the rest ob our day
brought teu Yeu by

The Letter Z:
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When whee go outside,
my the Esckort
[knot THAT kind ob Esckort, Silly]

says
"get dressed"

And I stick my head frew my collar.

Here I amb
grazing sniffing at
The Acorn Bar.

Our yard iss in terrible shabe.
Whee haff been entertaining
loads ob beeble
trying teu get fings done round here...

butt it seems that ebbery one
iss teu busy teu get teu our work.
*sigh*

And now I bresent yeu wif
Sum ob
The Many Sides ob Reuf:
Serious

Goofy

Trying
Teu Be Good

Wondering How Long I Haff
Teu Be Good

Ober It

And sbeaking ob
Ober It...
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My faborite bart ob the day iss
Reuf Run Free Time

Thiss time iss usually also
Training Time
butt teuday...
my agility equibment
whas taking the day off.

So I did juss
RUN

and
RUN

and
I did snag some
BECANS.

and my the Mom did say...

[Story behind this Rug:
The Mom got this when she and her sweet Comet shared our home.
Now, ebbery one wheu knew Sweet Girl says that I am Comet reincarnated.
I shood ask the Mom teu regale uss all wif
tales ob me and Miss C.
She muss haff been quite The SweetHeart
if she whas any fing like The Me.]
Ob course, I did blay
The Wheu Me Card
when I did come inside.

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Settling In / Hunkering Down
One ob the berry best barts ob
Friday Night Wrights
iss
the cheu ob the night.
Teunight,
I habbed bisions ob a bully stick,
butt I did haff teu settle fur
a antler.

It whas a good antler,
howebber.

It habbs been a good day...
the end ob a long, busy week...
and

the beginning ob
a wonder full weekend.

My weekend whill be wonder full
on a counta
I whill sbend it whif
the one I lubbs the mose.

I whish yeu the same.
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And now I whill leabe Yeu wif
A Bed Time Story...

There once whas a boy named Zim
and guess what...
I whas Him.