Raising The Reuf

I rice from
my beas full slumber
wif

a s k i b i n m y s t e b

whee head

out ob doors
for
a b i t o b f u n

some tricks
some sbins
some bozishun games

and
heere iss
h o w I l o o k t e u t h e H a n d l e r

*giggles*
shee iss whearing
h e r r e i n d e e r j a m m i e s
[fank heabens for my cedar fence]

and back inn doors
whee fink
what shall whee deu wif
O u r C h r i s t m a s E b e

so
. . .
donning my bells
whee board
t h e T r o l l e y

and
head a cross town
teu
the bed baff and beyond

then
teu
the chase bank

then
whee stob for
a b r e a k f a s t s a m m y
*yay*

then
whee head back
teu
A u b u r n K e n n e l s

where
whee buy

ebbery single
My Little Wholf Libber Treat
they deu habbs

and

then

. . .
O u r B e r r y B e s t D e s t i n a y s h u n

. . .
My Aunt Karen's House
odder whise known ass
Casa de Rizzo
[y Zekey y Cam]
*yay*

R teu L : Me, Rizzi, Zeke

and
here iss me
c h e c k i n g i n n

and
Zekey

taking a rest
in

the grasses

whilst
I check

the berimeter

Cam

o o o
I deu kneed
a t r a m b o l e e n b e d

Me on Tramboleen, Rizzi front, Cam back. Zeke at fence.

*haha*
Cam isheus me
t h e r e d c h a l l e n g e

then
he checks out
m y b e l l s

" real men deu teu... whear bells "

that's
w r i g h t

okay
yesss
. . .
my the Mom

DEUS

dress me

what can I say
- - -

butt
I can micks it ub
wif
the best ob yeu
*haha*

*micksing it ub*

*bolting*
while
Rizzi swibes Cam wif his tail

and now
back on the borch

teu
my b e r c h
on
the tramboleen bed

at which time
the Moms broclaim
" it iss cold out here "
so
whee all go inn side for
shared laughter
wharm conbersayshun
nosy ecksblorayshuns
and ob course
teu see
w h a t ' s c o o k i n g

L: Cam, by ubben. Zeke, looking at ubben. Me, looking at Zeke's bum.
Rizzi looking at uss all.

O Friends
it deus knot get better than
t h i s s b e r r y b e r f e c k t d a y

ass
t i r e d
whee board the Trolley
for
h o m e

butt then
-
it

habbened
-

instead ob going straight
the Trolley turned wright

and

neckst

I found my self at

Betco UnLeashed

the

tub

*sigh*
thiss iss
o u r f i r s t t i m e

so
whee go frew
the orientayshun

yeu get
a basket ob
bubby shambeu
condishunner
mussodge fingy

comb
and
brush

a long wif
all the towells
yeu kneed

whee are here
by
our berry own selbes

so
the Shambeu Girl

sings teu me

o
I shood all so menchun
the Photographer left home
wif OUT her sbecktackles

so
blease teu eckskyeuse
the jibberish teckts

the blurry bickshers
and
the makes-know-cents ban-o-ramicks

all in all
ass baffs deu go

and though
whee feel boorly for cheating on

Dirty Hairy

[what iss still our 'go teu' self serbe salon]

whee deu lubbs thiss blace

yess yesss
the best bart iss
- - -
the dryer reaches ober teu
the tub

e a s y b e a s y d r y i n g
*tuts*

and
whee chuckled
on a counta
the lady in yellow whanted
b i c k s h e r s
ob their baff

I whas ready teu ecksit the tub
butt

a long wif
the Mom, the Hair Dresser and the Photographer
. . .
I whanted teu dockyeument the fackt
that
t h e r e a r e o d d e r c r a z y b e e b l e
in the whirled

and then
after a bit ob drama ober
a f o u n d c h e e h u a h u a
whee deu board the Trolley

for
the gas stayshun
and then

at long lasst
h o m e
- - - - -
where
the Chef bulls out
My Aunt Karen Bedgetables

and
brebares me

a
C h r i s t m a s E b e F e a s t

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh green beans
fresh carrots
fresh sweet botatoes
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
Dasuquin mint

baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d m a n n e r s
ob course

*amen*
*dig inn*

*out*
for
a business trib

what incleudes
a bit ob
bondering

a lot ob
shniffing

and juss a little
b i g b u s i n e s s
*bow*
- - - - -
and
ass it iss getting dark
whee light
o u r b i g C h r i s t m a s t r e e

what
much teu our surbrise
habbs many light settings
from
basstells teu brimaries
teu
white lights
[what whee fought whee whir buying]
so
whee set teu
b r i m a r y c o l o r s
and the Photographer stebs out side

teu
check it out
and iss
struck by
t h e m o o n