Friday, July 11, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: My Birthday and also The Countdown Edition

Happy Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
My Birfday
and all so
The Count Down
Edition
yess yesss
lubbing
our wheek end off
from the facktory whork
and our
The Fourf ob July Holiday
whee keebb
the berry low key barty
going wiff
our once a year feature
what iss called
Saturday My Birfday Ebe
and
our day starts wif
bleu skies
and
fun times
out ob doors
and then
i t   s t a r t s
. . .
dim lights
 increase base
! funder ! funder !
! funder ! funder ! funder ! funder ! funder !
fore chewnuttly
I habbs knot a care
! funder ! funder ! funder !
butt
! funder ! funder ! funder !
thiss hambers
our going and deuing blans
! funder ! funder ! funder ! funder ! funder !
. . .
and berry sadly
no rain
. . .
k n o t.   a .  d r o b.
that's wright
rain fall totals for
my naybore hood
0.00 teu 0.04
*yawn*
and now that brings uss teu
Sunday
and
our berry mose sbeshull once a year feature
what iss called
My Fourf Birfday
what whee celebrate wif
A 6am Breakfast
followed by
A Terrifick Lay-In
followed by
. . .
A Trolley Trib
.
and that brings uss teu
our regular yet all so birfday feature
what iss called
Training In The Little Bark
wright wright
whee some times slib off teu
a little near by barkwhat habbs
a tennis court
for
doodling and ring behabiors
heeling and figyeur 8s
sits for ecksam
and
on a 40 foots leash
tied teu da fence
sit stay and recall
. . .
all wif
distrackshuns a blenty
yess yesss
whee are all whays
on the look out
for
a   g o o d   b a r k
and
sbeshully those wif
fully in closed fences
and
tennis courts
*nods*
 butt for now
I amb relishing
c o o l   w h a t t e r s
in the Trolley
yess yesss
it iss early yet
butt knot teu early teu be
h o t   a n d   f i r s t y
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular yet all so
once a year feature
what iss called
My Second Birfday Breakfast
 yess yessss
all a board
The What-A-Burger Trolley
 and
here I amb ordering from
the dribe frew menyeu
yesss yesssss
blease teu gibbs me
. . .
a   b r e a k f a s t   b l a t t e r
that's wright
a breakfast blatter
wif
sgrambled eggs
crisby bacon
 hash browns
 and
tasty bisskit [knot bickshered]
. . .
*bows head *
brayer of fanks
*sblit foodables*
*nom nom nom*
 belly full
and now whee are
o u t
 for a bit ob
out door ... stuff
 Dakota
[the art dog... be yond]
might be mocking me
 butt
I amb
T h e   B i r f d a y   B o y
 and
here I amb
rocking
the sellebratory
sock monkey neck whare
 that's wright
I said it
. . .
r o c k i n g   i t
and then
be fore yeu know it
the norf sky
begins teu darken
and
! rumble ! rumble !
the Mom calls Me
I N
*bolts quickly then leisurely strolls*
i n
wif the Mom chanting
"hub teu hub teu"
ob course
in keebing wif the
all funder no rain
here I amb back out for
my after dinner business trib
and now it's time for
my sbeshull birfday feature
what iss called
s u r b r i s e
look look
a   e n b e l o b e
wif
m y   n a m e   o n   i t
that's wright
yeu can see it wright there
R e u f u s   W r i g h t
a berry sweet birfday card
for
me
awwww
*sweet noses*
I deu lubs it
"
wharm and fuzzy
birfday whishes
Habby Habby Birfday Reufus
whee <3 yeu
Cassie, Sora, Comet & Rigel
& Mommy (Nikki)

"
many many fanks for
thiss berry sweet whish
yeu sure know how teu make
a Birfday Boy [and hiss the Mom]
s m i l e
and now
that brings uss teu
a nodder sbeshull feature
what iss called
what the Mom gibbs me for my birfday
and much like gibbing
a chef ... a holiday meal challenge
a dancer ... a recital
a comedian ... hiss first stand ub

the Mom gibbs me
Obedience and Rally Entries
in
The Houston Whorld Series ob Dog Shows

. . .
Blease teu Insert
Yeur Brayers and Whell Whishes
here

. . .
and in
related backages

all addressed teu
m e
 what
what's thisss
teu stainless steel
s b r i n g   w h a t t e r   b u c k e t s
and
a little clib teu a ttatch teu
the whall ob the bortable
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
and then
let's see what iss thiss
 o
I deu lubbs the backages from
Clean Run
on a counta they all whays come
S W A K
and in thiss one here iss
a seuber secret strategy
see-dee[ha]
teu imbroobs
o u r   t h e   b r a i n   g a m e 
dog knows whee are oben teu
the helb
and sbeaking ob
thiss backage arribes
it iss for me
what cood it be
a nodder
seuber secret see-dee
all for me
let's oben it
and
* lissssssen *
ok
thiss may seem like
a random gift
butt whee libbs in a berry quiet home
and whill be crating in the agility area
I amb
berry berry berry sound sensitibbs
so
the Mom Handler finks
Indoor Agility Trial Sounds
whill helb me wif my anksieties
and now
what [yeu assk] iss in
the zabbos bocks
. . .
Vans ASPCA Hi Tobs
I ordered for the Handler teu
whear in the ring
*she shakes her head absoleutely know*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
a sbeshull birfday feature
what iss called
m y   a f t e r   d i n n e r
n a k e d   s w e e t   r o l l

here I amb finking ob it
and
here I amb deuing it
*roll*
*sweet roll*
*roll*
*roll*
*sweet roll*
*roll*
*roll*
*sweet roll*
*kicks legs*
*roll*
*sweet roll*
*roll*
*roll*
*sweet roll*
*recubber*
*shakes it off*
and wif that and
a short bit ob training
whee call an end teu
m y   b e r r y   h a b b y  b i r f d a y
and now that brings uss teu
Our Count Down Feature
whee call
6pm Monday : Tee Minus Four
and all so
our weird wheffer feature
what iss called
Berry Strange Monday
in side our home
iss baffed wif
a berry orange bink rosy color
berry berry knot sure
theese bickshers tell
the story
butt
a deer friend described it
. . .
 " washed the whole yard in baby asbirin orange.
quite the sight. "
yess yesss
baby asbirin orange
a little
creeby
a little
berry creeby
a   l i t t l e
b e r r y   b e r r y   c r e e b y
and
a few short minutes
later
creeby orange
turned a bit teu
a sorta calm
...
b i n k
and now that brings uss teu
Our Count Down Feature
what iss called
6pm Teusday : Tee Minus Free
and
here I amb
"on my own time"
juss
m i l l i n g   a b o u t
and
here I amb
bointing out
a   b e r r y   i n t e r e s t i n g   a u r o m a
and ebber since
the Mom iss whorking on
h e r   b r a i n   g a m e
whee deu talk
s t r a t e g y
and then
whee whork it in
our training seshuns
fings are going
berry berry whell
and
in a sellebrayshun ob
a w e s o m e n e s s
last night
I acksidentally caught
the Mom's Handler's  face
wif
a   w h i c k e d   w r i g h t   h o o k
leabing a free inch scratch
*eubsy*
butt shee tells me
I   A M B   S T I L L   A W E S O M E
and now that brings uss teu
Our Count Down Feature
what iss called
6pm Wednesday : Tee Minus Teu
and here
I bresent teu yeu
teunight's
f i g y e u r   8   b o s t s
and here I amb
whatching the Handler
set ub teunight's course
yess yessss
" l e t ' s   t r a i n "
musick teu my ears
. . .
and now a whord about
lasst call
. . .
juss look at thiss
big hunk ob
s e u b e r   m o o n
and
boy o boy
that brings uss teu
Our Count Down Feature
what iss called
6pm Fursday : Tee Minus One
and
o   h o w   g i d d y
whee are
so
out whee go
for
a bit ob sun shine
when
the debble makes me deu it
and
I snatch
a   h e d g i t a r i a n   s n a c k
and then
wif the Mom skreeching
I bolt a whay
and then ob course
I deu
*drob it*
and now
in keebing wif
my more sibblized side
I deu offer yeu
a   m i n i   p h o t o   s h e u t
blease teu knot read
any fing in teu
that little stick ob the tongue
*chuckles*
and here
the Mom iss telling me
w h a t   a   b r e t t y   s i t
and
here I amb finking
. . .
h e d g i t a b l e s
...err...
I mean
here I amb agreeing
Wright Wright
T e a m   R e u f u s
blah blah blah blah blah
wright
blah blah blah blah blah
left
and gibben
the release command
. . .
i t .   i s s .   o n .
z i b   z i b   z i b
z z z e u u u u m
and now
I race the Mom back teu
the door
so
whee can go in
so
whee can come back out
and take adbantage ob
the gorgeous wheffers
and
the beayeutifull bleu skies
and here I amb
*casting*
a strong shadow
*hahaha*
and here the Mom and I amb
*casting*
tey funny shadows
ahhh yesss
the bright sun means
it iss teu darn
h o t
butt between 8 and 830
the Handler heads out teu
lay out
o u r   e b e n i n g ' s   c o u r s e
ass
I look on in
antissibayshun
whee play some games
and whork the full
B N   T r i a l   E c k s e r s i z e s
wif much
s u c c e s s   a n d   a w e s o m e n e s s

and now that brings uss teu
a nodder whord about
lasst call
eeeeery whinds
the clouds are rushing by
and then
*cues sbooky musick*
the big hunk ob
s e u b e r   m o o n
*deeb breffs and shuts eyes*
nite nite
and now that brings uss teu
Our Count Down Feature
what iss called
2pm FRIDAY : Tee Minus Zero
. . .
B A Y C A Y S H U N
and wif berry subdeued
ecksitement
I stick my head in
the four bidden shrubs
I
*bolt*
when called out
and then
in all out sellebrayshun

a   s w e e t   r o l l
ub ub
a swing by
the hedgitarian delight
a
romb teu the gate
and then
i n   -   o b   -   d o o r s
for
a   l i t t l e   l u b b i n g
a little nab
a lotta little nab
a lotta little nab
and a fan
a lotta little nab
and a fan
and
a bunch ob lubb talk
what boils down teu
r u b   m y   b e l l y
yess yesss
that whas nice
now
let's. go. out.
yess yesss
whee are out
and
let me juss say
there iss
no better feeling
than
B A Y C A Y S H U N
and
how relacksing
teu whander about
the yard shadow doodles
until time teu come in
for
the afternoon count down
until
it. iss. time.
yess yesss
now it's time
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and here I amb
seuberbising
the scoob scoobing
and
the chob chobbing
and now the sbeshull
:
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh green beans
fresh chobbed baby carrots
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
freshwhatter melon garnish
and
ass an aside
take a look at
Reufus ass A Kitching Timer
and here I amb in
conteckst
wif the Comet and the Wellington
and
here I amb
begging
l o o k i n g   o n
and now
t h e   b r e s e n t a y s h u n
wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
good manners
and now
whee are out
and time for
a regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my yard
first
ass all most all ways these days
there are
conflickted skies
teu ...
whee are treasuring
our crabe myrtle bleums
all mose all whays
there iss
Ginger.
or
Fred.
and then
again thiss wheekend
and egg shell
whee know knot teu wheum
thiss shell be longs
butt
whee keb whatch
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
 what iss called
i t .   i s s .   t i m e.
 time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
yes yess yesss yessssssss
b u l l y   s t i c k 
rassle it
crunch it
cheu it
 show it
w h e u .   i s s .   b o s s .
 whshhhhew
that calls for a rest

and now
out yeu say
 ok
*hesitates* 
whoa
whow
juss look at that
like
a big beetsa bie
look at that
b i g   h u n k   o b   s e u b e r   m o o n
 all the better teu
see a few june bugs
 ok ok
and now
i n
for
q u i e t   t i m e
time for refleckshun
time for brayer
Deer Lord
blease teu fank yeu for
m y   m a n y   b l e s s i n g s
blease teu contineyeu teu look ober me
. . .
blease teu stand guard ober my friends
. . .
blease teu share yeur continyeued blessings wif uss all