Friday, October 24, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: All You Need Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
All Yeu Kneeds
Edition
yess yesss
when whee lasst sboke
whee whir inn
kneed ob
a   s m i l e

and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Meeting Pippi
wright wright
the Mom runs off and leabes me
on a counta
some beebles fink
I amb
t e u   b i g   t e u   r a m b u n k s h u s s
teu meet my cousin
wright now
[they are wrong]
butt
I digress
. . .
the Mom
sbends mose ob the Saturday
wif
Miss Pippi and Aunt Dav
getting teu know
S w e e t   G i r l
and helbing them
shop and train
and
set ub a blay area
and
that brings uss teu
our unfore chewnut feature
what iss called
ODD [o deer dog] Aggie Foot Ball
and
while I amb fank full
the game
lures the Mom home
teu me
it iss knot teu cheer
it iss teu
m o u r n
 beaten like
a egg
Aggies 0   bama 59
- - -
teu fings a bout that:
1) the bama team blays great football
2) saban iss a brick
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
The Great Bumbkin
yess yess
here I amb
. . .
b u m b k i n   m o d e l
habbing a hard time
understanding
why the Photographer
whants
a   b a c k   b u m b k i n   m o d e l
on a counta
yeu muss whant teu see
m y   s w e e t   f a c e
along wif
my jack o lantern
juss sayin
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our wheekend feature
what iss called
the rest ob my what I deu
[facktory whork a side]
here
iss
f u n   a n d   f e t c h
I deu lubs
teu
s t r e t c h   m y   l e g s
chase it down
bring it back
and
sell a brate
wif
a   w h i g g l y   b u t t
and now
that brings uss teu
our winding down feature
what iss called
Sunday Ebening
and
here I amb
c o m f o r t i n g
the Mom
ecksersizing
m y   s e d u c k t i b b s   c h a r m s
whorking
m y   m a j i c k
gibbing her
a   b e b   t a l k
what iss really
more like
s w e e t   n u f f i n g s
and then
be four yeu know it
. . .
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
long
long
long
boring
Monday
the Mom iss
l a t e
home
butt
she brings wif her
. . .
a gift feature
what iss called
a boss habbs been on baycay
and all she got whas
a wheek ob
s t r e s s
and
thiss Beatles tee shirt
and
whee deu lubbs it
on a counta
it deus matches
our new sheus 
 *tries teu conceal ecksitement*
yess yesss
our new
A L L Y O U N E E D I S L O V E
sneakers
and it iss
t r e u f
. . .

all whee kneed iss
l u b b s
and
e a c h   o t t e r 
o yeah
and
t i m e
o gosh
I deu lubbs
t h a t   w h o m a n
. . .
and then
in
t h e   b l i n k   o b   a n   e y e
it iss
l a s s t   c a l l
affter which
I take the Mom
teu
b i g   b e d

teu cuddle and comfort
and
brebare her for
a seuber stress full feature
what iss called
A Berry Tacksing Teusday
and
g o o d   n e w s
her client acknowledged her hard whork
her meeting whent as whell as it cood
and
*drumb roll*
s h e   c a m e   h o m e   e a r l y
*cheers*
and then
it habbens
our monfly feature
what iss called
heart whorm goob time
so
wif
t h e   r e i n s
tied teu
the hitching bost
and
t h e   s t i n k y   g o o b
abblied teu
my back
I stand in the haff baff
wif
the Mom
while
she tells me stories
ob
healf and habbiness and lubbs
and then
after a bout
fibe long minnits
. . .
she habbs me teu
l i e   d o w n   b e   s t i l l
that's wright
I amb knot habby
wheu can be habby
my back iss
s t i n k y
and
I muss
l i e   d o w n   b e   s t i l l
for
firty hole minnits
*shakes had and bouts*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our otter Teusday feature
what iss called
let's go out side
wright wright
 a few minnits
teu
r i b   a n d   r o m b
and
sbread the goob
a l l   o b e r   m y   b a c k
yeu are whell come
*bow*
. . .
night night
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday

wheu heu
the Mom iss
h o m e
and while I deu knot like
business photos
*blushes*
the Photographer lubbs
t a i l s   a n d   f e f f e r s
*sigh*
and now
wif
a bit ob dinner in my belly
and donning
b r o b b e r   a   t t i r e
I amb gibbing
the camera
o n e   m o r e   p h o t o   o b b
and then
that brings uss teu
our long a whaited regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
and
here I amb
t h e   c h o b b i n g   s n e u b e r b i s o r
yess yesss
c h e e   c h o b b e d
and
backed
and
t a s t e   t e s t e d
for
a   s i t
ob course
and now
it iss
time
teu
back
t h e   l i b b e r s
and
crumble them in
m y   f a b o r i t e   t u g   t o y
then
out-in-load car-collar on
it iss time teu
board the Trolley
for
my faboritest ob features
what iss called
My Skool
and
teunight
whee whork on
heel bozishuns
calls teu heel
turns
bibbots
sbin-a-ramas
180s
. . .
D I S T R A C K S H U N S
rounds
frews
hand touches
or
" bings "
and
since the Mom err Handler and I
are ecksberiencing a
s e t b a c k
in our training
deu teu
her stress and my sensitibity
. . .
whee lissten closely teu
r e l a y s h u n s h i b   a d b i c e
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
home from skool
o
yessss
it iss late on a skool night
butt
whee are
r e f l e c k t i n g
on
our ebening
on
a l l   w h e e   h a b b s   l e a r n e d
the Mom Handler
quietly diss cusses
h e r   s h o r t   c o m i n g s
whee
c o m m i t
teu regroub
teu figyeur it out
teu forge a head
on
o u r   f u n   j u r n e y
on a counta
whee are
T e a m   R e u f u s
*cheers*
*sigh*
I lubbs my the Mom
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
and
look look
whee whake teu
a   b i n k   m o r n i n g
teu the east (abubbs)
teu the whest (be low)
and then
the rest ob the day
habbens
and
wif the Mom finally home
whee are
o u t
under
the gorgous
b r i g h t   b l e u   s k y
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday Fun
that's wright
f u n
our furst steb
teu
getting
b a c k   o n   t r a c k
starts wif
. . .
starts wif
. . .
starts wif
t h e   d u m b b e l l   f r o w
*races teu retriebe*
*races back*
*drobs for a good cheu*
*skweek skweek*
and
here I amb
broud ob my retriebe
and
h a b b y
teu gibbs it teu
the Mom
nebber tiring
ob
t h e   g o o d   b o y   t a l k
nor
t h e   l i b b e r s
nor
the chance teu
r e t r i e b e
again
celebrate again
be four
gibbing teu the Mom
o n e   m o r e
retriebe
and now
ass iss her em-oh
whee
s t o b
when I still whant
more more more
then
she says
t i m e   t e u   g o   i n n
what
whee deu
for
a while
be four
lasst call
*sniff sniff*
*bit ob business*
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
*angels sing*
Friday
she's a bit late home
butt
the sun iss shining
I amb
h a b b y
teu be
out
for
 a quick romb
and
i n n
for
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
what iss
mosely
lots ob
h e a b y   b e t t i n g
and may be
free minnits ob
ack sidentickal nodding off
a bit ob
tee bee whatching
and
quite a bit ob
story telling
where
yeu guess it
I
my self
Reufus
iss
t h e   m a i n   c h a r a c k t e r
and
teu
there are
t h e   g a m e s
touch
high fibe
wright here
and
kiss
I amb
a berry bayshunt boy
un till
I amb knot
and
here iss
what it iss like
when
I amb ready teu deu
s o m e f i n g   e l s e
and
for
those keebing
dental reckords
* y a w n *
shee iss bretending
teu be
unn knot affeckted
butt
. . .
and thiss isss
a   b i g   b u t t
I amb
whearing her down
. . .
I fink
okay
may be knot
may be
I amb the one
whorn down
umm
I forget
I mean
l u b b s
deus that teu yeu
on a counta
aside from
tasty foods
and
business tribs
and
ribs and rombs
and
miss chiefs
and
fun
. . .
l u b b s   i s s   a l l   y e u   k n e e d s
and now
sbeaking ob
lubbs and fun
and
lubbs ob fun
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday After Noon Photo Sheut
and
here I amb gibbing yeu
s l y
followed by my
where iss my
g o o d   b o y   e a r s
mystery
and
for the sake ob balance
here iss a bit ob
s e e r y - u s s
what iss really
w h o r r y
ober
a dog iss barking
o b e r   t h e r e
butt then
o
l i b b e r
yesss
I gibbs yeu
f o   c u s s
juss a little
b r o u d
a
r o u n d
frew the yard
a bit ob
c l o s e
and then
i n n
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my art
and here iss
habby whatters boy
and
tecknickally habby boy
and teu
. . .
whattery yawn
and then
dentistickally aaack
o...o...o
i amb yeur leader

whell
tecknically sbeaking
i amb yeur alpha and omega
and
the holidays are knot comblete
wif out
whatter cullered bumbkin
and teu
the great tecknickal bumbkin
and
whee wrab ub thiss feature
wif
Our Ode teu Miss Pippi
*nods*
and now
wif
no furfer dee lay
*dramatickal kettle drumb roll*
it.
iss.
t i m e.
and
sbeaking ob
k e t t l e s
it iss now time for
my faboritest ob features
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
ass
c h i e f   c h e f   c h i e f
I deu closely
sneuberbise
the brebarayshun ob
teunight's feature
. . .

salmon and legumes kibbles

carrots

green beans

english beas

botatoes

corns
tossed wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
garnished wif
fresh cant elobes
and
red abbles
yess yesss
blease ma'am
and
fank yeu
and now
fought fully baired
wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
*amen*
*dig inn*
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing
where furst
I ask yeu teu ecksckuse
the borch mess
whee
are still cleaning ub after
the tree beebles
*sigh*
they left uss wif
a   m e s s
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull delibery feature
what iss called
male call
and
it muss be
f o r   m e
on a counta
I habbs all ready
c h e w e d   t h e   c o r n e r
and
s i t t e d
in the chair wif it
come on
let's
o b e n   i t
hurry
hurry
h u r r y
deu yeu
kneed
m y   h e l b
o
it iss
see dees
yess yessss
some one whee all know
*clears froat*
w h e e
kneeds thiss
and
the great fing iss
it came wif
all thiss
f u n   b a c k i n g   s t u f f
and
a   s w e l l   b o c k s
and now
that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
m y   c o s t y e u m s
and
while
yeu might finks
otter whise
I deu
lubbs lubbs lubbs
m y   b u m b k i n
costyeum
and
ob couse
wif
t h e   h o l i d a y
abbroaching
whee bull out
m y   w h a r d r o b e   b a g
teu
sort frew
and now
*sabed by a business trib*
a   q u i c k   o u t
and then
it iss
t i m e
time
for
my seuber mose faboritest feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
and
thiss seleckshun
nebber gets old
*cheers*
b u l l y   s t i c k
o
yay - uhh
s m o k e   i t
like a stogey
and
I gibbs it
m y   b o s s   m o o b s
and
settle in for
a berry long
c h a w
*deeb sigh*
and now
ass whee
tie the ribbon on our wheek
. . .
whee leabes yeu wif
thiss fought
yess yesss
all yeu kneed iss lubbs
a golden
smooches
and
belly rubs
a little lower
and
teu the left blease