Friday, February 13, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: The Learning Curve Edition

Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
The Learning
Curb
Edition
wright wright
and
a bart of what
whee are learning
iss
h o w   t e u   f i n d
t i m e   t e u   b l o g
so
blease teu forgibbs
our rough edges
- - - - -
now let's get teu it
. . .
Saturday
7f Februry
and
here I amb showing yeu
m e
when
The Pie
goes out at mid night
for
l a s s t   c a l l
and now
after
a good night's sweeb
and
t h e   n e w   d a y
started
here iss
some
r a n d o m n e s s e s
. . .
i t t y   b i t t y   f e f f e r s
B I G   G O B B L E S
and now
for
*drumb roll*
 A   E D I T OR ' S   N O T E
about
f i g y e u r i n g   i t   o u t
*clears froat*
The Mom
iss trying
teu
l e a r n
how teu raise a bubby
how teu balance her attenshun
how teu satisfy my curiosity
how teu bond wif the bubby
*deeb breaf*
how teu get the little guy
off on the wright foot
how teu make sure
I know I amb lubbed
. . .
whee whant teu deu thiss
the wright whay
. . .
whee are learning
whee are making many miss takes
butt
whee are learning
and
whee are
f i g y e u r i n g   i t   o u t

what follows here
how ebber
are
l o t s   o b   m i s s   t a k e s
[soon teu be correckted]
*bows head*
- - -
and now
back teu
o u r   r e g u l a r   b r o g r a m
. . . . .
here iss
m e
looking on
wif
the Pie ... oblibious
close ub
ob
P i e   F u r
and
our fun feature
what iss called
Me and The Mom
Selfy
blease teu bardon her
d i s s h e b b l e d   a b b e a r a n c e
on a counta
she habbs
a   b u b b y
I
f o r g i b b s
her
though
*chuckles*
and now
a few
o u t   t a k e s
on a counta
whee habbs
n o   s h a m e
*smooooch*
and now
look look
. . .
Aunt Karen
brought uss
a   l i t t l e   l i m e   p i e
*nom nom nommy*
it iss
sooooooo good
- - - - -
and now
a photo sheut feature
whee call
me in the nursery
yess yesss
showing yeu
the good boy
the boy
wheu
l i s t e n s
the boy
wheu
iss
t i r e d
and
e m b a f e t t i c k
the boy
wheu
u n d e r s t a n d s
and
um
the boy
wheu
l u b b s   t h e   l i b b e r s
*nods*
and now
. . .
The Pie Plan
*giggles*
[sorry ... architeckt joke]
boy o boy
for
a   l i t t l e   g u y
he sure can
e a t
here iss
me
w h o n d e r i n g
. . .
why deus he get free meals
more
Pie Fuzz
and
The Pie Rear Elebayshun
*giggles*
[sorry ... a nodder architeckt joke]
see
look look
itty bitty feffers
and now
here iss
our regular feature
what iss called
The Pie Play Time
here
hee iss
getting
t h e   S n o o b y   b o n e
k i l l i n g   i t
and
b l a y i n g   t u g
wif it
*grrrr grrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrr*
o
he
s t o l e
it
and now
more
t u g   t i m e
and neckst
on a counta
yeu are a ccustomed teu
seeing it
. . .
here iss
me
at
l a s s t   c a l l
and now
the Mom's sbeshull feature
what iss called
" q u i e t   t i m e   f o r   t h e   P i e "
blease teu forgibbs
the Photographer
it iss imbortant
for
the Mom teu
b e   b r e s e n t   i n n   t h e   m o m e n t
*nods*
and
Little Dasher
iss
a bit ob
a   w h i l d   m a n
*raaaarrrrrrrrr*
night night
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
Sunday
8f February
. . .
a great day
for
our regular creatibbs feature
what whee call
My Art
- - -
Pie Whatter Color
Pie Bintage
Pie Tecknickal
and
now
Me Tecknickal
Me Whatter Color
wif detail
Me Whatter Color
bold
and now
wif
craft time ober
- - -
here iss
Our Pie Feeding Feature
what iss called
fibe o clock
he iss
a gobbler
seriously
a
G O B B L E R
*nods*
thiss boy iss
s e r i o u s
about
h i s s   b i t t l e s
and now
ober there
iss
m e   l o o k i n g   o n
*looks gaunt*
and now
m y   t u r n
for
o u r   a f t e r   d i n n e r   w h a l k
under thiss
g o r g e o u s   b l e u   s k y
and then
can yeu beliebe it
. . .
the boy wif the tiniest tummy
gets teu
e a t   a g a i n
it
iss
 b e d   t i m e
and
he
iss
eating again
wright wright
on wif it
. . .
here iss our
10pm feeding
*nomnomnom*
*nomnomnom*
*nomnomnom*
he goes out
and
he comes back inn
for
a   b i t   o b   b l a y   t i m e
and
here he iss
t a l k i n g
and
thiss little fellow
habbs
a   l o t   t e u   s a y
and now
. . .
t u g   t i m e
r a s s l e   t i m e
and then
a bit ob
p h o t o   t i m e
he
iss
s o   c u t e
a d o r a b l e
and
I fink
may be
juss
may be
a bit
t i r e d
*looks on and cheers*
and now
our regular feature
what iss called
lasst call
yess yessss
whee boaf go out
for
a bit ob
l a s s t   m i n u t e   b u s i n e s s
and
wif
Little Dasher
tucked in
hiss bed
the Mom
tucks me
in teu
t h e   b i g   b e d
where
whee
tell secrets
whisber sweet nuffings
and berry quietly
s m o o c h
a little
*shhhh shhhhhhhh*
night night
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our unforechewnut feature
what iss called
Back Teu The Facktory
Monday
9f February
- - -
o
I shood tell Yeu
about
O U R   W H O R K   W H E E K   B L A N S
lasst wheek
while the Mom whas home
wif uss
she talked teu
seberal
p e t   s i t t e r s
and
she bicked
o n e
wheu came wif
many whonder full
r e c o m m e n d a y s h u n s
butt
shee wood
l i e   a   w h a k e
in bed ebbery night
w h o r r y i n g
and then
M y   A u n t   S u s a n
wheu libbs neckst door
and
takes care ob
m e
from time teu time
offers teu
c h e c k   o n   u s s
m i d   a f t e r   n o o n

*cheers*
*kisses Aunt Susan*
so
. . .
Mom comes home
for
e a r l y   l u n c h
and
Aunt Susan
bobs inn
for
a   w e e   b i s i t
- - -
B E R F E C K T
*cheers*
and
the Mom habbs
b e a c e   o b   m i n d
*whshhhhhew*
- - -
and now
on wif
o u r   d a y
and 
m y   a f t e r   d i n n e r   w h a l k y
and now
t h e   P i e   w h a l k
*giggles*
then
the Mom sbends
a   b u n c h   o b   t i m e
blaying and training
wif
Little Dasher
and
then
shee
t r a i n s   w i f   m e
butt
I still feel
mobey
* s i g h *
m  o  b  e  y
and
then
she says teu her self
. . .
"self", she says... "what wood berk ub the Reuf"
and now
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Friday Night Chew On Monday Night
o
yeah
thiss
iss
how
yeu
c h e e r   m e   u b
wright wright
it
iss
s o   g o o d
I
whant
teu
s a b o r   i t
e n j o y
ebbery minute
ob
it
*rolls eyes back in head and juss chews*
o
yeah
what
a
nobble idea
. . .
M o n d a y   N i g h t   C h e w
and now
let's fasst forward
teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the late feeding
b u b b y   e a t s
and
e a t s
and
d r i n k s
and
g o e s   o u t   s i d e
and then
b l a y s
and
t u g s
and then
whee all
g o   o u t   a g a i n
for
l a s s t   c a l l
before
night night
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
Teusday
10f February
and
Mom
iss
h o m e   f o r   l u n c h
- - -
Dasher
iss
c o n d u c k t i n g   b u s i n e s s
inn
hiss ex ben
I
amb
l o l l y g a g g i n g
and
I habbs
a   w e e   a u d i e n c e
*giggles*
and now
that brings uss teu
our Teusday feature
what iss called
Bubby Skool
- - -
and
here are
T h e   B r o d d e r s
Little Dasher
iss
m e z z m e r i z e d
by
Sweet Amos
- - -
it iss
a   g r e a t   c l a s s
and
while
the Handler
whorks hard
teu keeb
Dasher's attenshun
[blease teu forgibbs... she iss green... and learning]
it iss
a   g r e a t   c l a s s
lots ob fun
and
they learn berry many fings
- - -
and then
after class
A m o s   a n d   D a s h e r
habbs
a   m o m e n t
ob
f u n
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
time for me
yeah
m e
and
I whill
s h a r e   m y   l i m e   s b o t   l i g h t
wif
R A F F Y
on a counta
I deu lubbs him
*nods*
and now
*sigh*
More Pie Reuteen
he
iss
all whays
e a t i n g
and
beeing and boobing
he
iss
a   b r e t t y   g o o d   b o y
in the yard
berry good
about
c o m i n g
when called
and
q u i c k
teu
t a k e   c a r e   o b   b u s i n e s s
and now
that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
Gifts For The Pie
yess yesssss
O u r   A u n t   L i s a
sent
Little Dasher
these
s w e l l   w h e l l c o m e   h o m e   g i f t s
wright wright
check it out
. . .
thiss swell
l i m e   a c c e n t e d   j a c k e t
yess yesss
c o u t u r e

and
knot juss
c l o b e s

butt all so
t e u   count em   t e u
l i m e   g r e e n   t o y s
a bouncy ball
and
a bassifier chew
and
inn
t h e   b l i n k   o b   a n   e y e
- - - - -
I
s t o l e
the
b a s s y
*um*
I
feel like
a   b u b b y
again
*chew chew suck chew suck chew*
I deu
l u b b s
the bassy
and
*um*
I amb
juss
b r e a k i n g   i t   i n n
for
the Pie
and now
in the name ob
trying teu figyeur out
o u r   s c h e d u l e
the creuse direcktor
declares it
time
for
m y   l a s s t   c a l l
and
o u t
I go
*brows*
*shniff*
*whander*
*small business*
and
mean while
b a c k   a t   t h e   r a n c h
w  h  a  t
*runs back inn*
and now
for
our late night feature
what iss called
whinding down the Pie
he
e a t s
he
b u s i n e s s e s
and then
he
comes inn
for
a bit ob
q u i e t   t i m e
a bit ob
l u b b   t i m e
wright wright
the Mom
lets me
s a t i s f y   m y   c u r i o s i t y
while
shee
d i s t r a c k t s
the little guy
wif
My Raffy
wif
s w e e t   t a l k
letting
him
juss
c h i l l
and
enjoy
h e r   l u b b i n g s
and then
when whee are all ready
. . .
Sweet Dasher
iss tucked in hiss bed
and
I
H O G
the big bed
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
11f February
and
time
for
t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
come on
it's
t i m e
teu
g o   o u t
so
I can
c o m e   i n n
teu
b o a r d   t h e   t r o l l e y
for
and
after
a quick bass
frew
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d
I amb
i n n   s i d e
on
m y   m a t
brebaring
for
c l a s s
wright wright
brebaring
for
f u n
and
teunight
whee blay
b o a r d   g a m e s
and
whee
deu
c a l l s   a n d   h e e l s
a round the arena
O
. . .
say
' hello'
teu
Miss Meg
[ober my shoulder]
whee
deu
s b i r a l s
*dizzy*
and
180 teu left wif sbin
*fun*
and
left turn wif sbin
*yay*
and
b a c e   c h a n g e s
whee frow inn
a   f r e w
teu
our heeling
the Handler
and
I
whork on
o u r   f o c u s
and
the timing
ob
h a n d   t a r g e t s
o
the Handler and I
habbs
s o   m u c h   f u n
juss
being here
t e u g e f f e r
yess yesss
G o   T e a m   R e u f u s
*cheers*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
12f February
and now
a few
quick noon photos
it iss
a   g o r g e o u s   d a y
ass yeu can see
*dawdles*
and then
*blink blink*
the Mom
iss
h o m e
again
Dasher and I
habbs etten
o u r   d i n n e r s
I amb out
while
he iss
finishing ub
and
s c r e a m i n g
though
he falls
s i l e n t
when whee whalk back inn
and now
our regular feature
what iss called
out wif the Pie
o
thiss boy
lubbs
teu
j u m b   a t   t h e   c a m e r a
he
iss
a   g r e a t   f o l l o w e r
an
a w e s o m e   c h a s e r
so full ob
s b u n k
and
m i s s c h i e f
awww
l o o k   a t   h i m
he iss
s o   c u t e
little toot
he
iss
a   c h a r a c k t e r
and
whee deu
l u b b s
him
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our mail bag feature
what iss called
M y   B a l e n t i n e s
wright wright
inn our bocks
. . .
teu for me
and
one for the Mom
yessss
wif
the helb ob
one berry seuber
Aunt Dav
. . .
Dasher and I
send thiss
s b e s h u l l   b a l e n t i n e
yess yessss
whee lubbs her
m o r e   t h a n   t o y s
*nods*
and
blease teu note
that
I let the Dasher Pie
sign the card
. . .
butt
shee iss
M Y   B A L E N T I N E
. . .
M I N E

*nods*
o ... o ... o
all so
in the bag
- - -
a seuber sweet card
from
the bootiful
Miss Jenny
. . .
I lubbs Yeu, Sweets
and
a berry sweet
 
fought full card
from
Aunt Cyndi, Uncle Alan
Cousin Louie and Cousin Sophie
. . .
o
I deu lubbs and miss Yeu
so berry much
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
M y   B a l e n t i n e   B a c k a g e
all the whay
from
The Attick
Canada
and
inn side
a gift for the Pie
a gifrt for the Me
and
a gift for the Mom
from
My Aunt Marni
- - -
o
I deu lubbs
My Little Wolf
l i b b e r s
and
a
w h a t t e r   b u f f a l o   h o r n
*curious shniffs*
and
neckst ub
iss
The Pie
wheu
t e a r s   i n n   t e u   h i s s   g i f t
inn side ob which
iss
My Little Wof Salmon
*cheers*
and
hiss berry own buff horn
*woot*
ob course
Pie
all so
lubbs
t h e   t i s h e u   b a b e r
and then
in the lasst backage
. . .
a   g i f t   f o r   t h e   M o m
*what*
o
my
seuber cute socks
and
awesome dog magnet
*grin*
the Mom
l u b b s
them
m a n y   f a n k s
teu
Aunt Marni
for
the whonder full surbrise
. . .
whee lubbs yeu so berry much

- - -
and now
nighty
night
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
WeuHeu Friday
13f February
and
here yeu whill see
the Mom iss
h o m e
from the facktory
whee
are
o u t
wright quick
and then
she
and
Dasher
board the Trolley
wright wright
leabing
m e
home by my self
what
iss
t o t a l l y   u n a c c e p t a b l e
o
. . .
whait
. . .
n e b b e r   m i n d
I'm good
- - - - -
yess yesss
The Trolley
stobs at
*drumb roll*
F a i r b a n k s   A n i m a l   C l i n n i c k
bringing uss teu
our first ob free features
what iss called
The Pie's First Shots
and
whaying in
at
t e n   b o u n d s   e b e n
. . .
The Dasher
and
ass they whait
teu
meet
M y   D o c t o r   M a r k
. . .
they fink teu
take
a   s e l f y
he
iss all so
taken teu the back
for
*ahem*
y e u  k n o w   w h a t
[hiss ears might be the bulk ob those ten bounds]
and
whee are toled
he
b e h a b e d
berry whell
*shocked face*
yess yesssss
Little Dasher
receibed
a   b e r r y   g o o d   r e b o r t
ebbery single fing
g o o d
. . .
and
here iss hiss
f i r s t   s h o t
the Mom
habbs
a   l o n g   h i s t o r y
wif
My Doctor Mark
and
he iss
s e u b e r   e c k s i t e d
that whee habbs
a   n e w   f a m b i l y   m e m b e r
*nods*
and now
wif
the Trolley
offishully
b a r k e d   i n n   t h e   g a r a g e
whee are able teu
offishully
k i c k
o f f
o u r   w h e e k e n d
thuss
bringing uss teu
our feature
what iss called
it's about time for me
yessss
it
iss
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
what
ass yeu know
iss
more a bout
t h e   l u b b i n g
and
t h e   h e b b y   b e t t i n g
ok
and
a bit a bout
t h e   r e s s t
*um*
. . .
a little lower
and
teu the left
*ahhh*
that's
it
and
ob course
there iss all so

*whisbers*
o u r   g u i l t y   b l e a s u r e
*looks teu make sure no one can hear*
*whisbers*
tee
em

zee
ob course
if yeu deu knot whatch it
then
neiber deu whee
o
I deu fink
thiss iss
m y   f a b o r i t e   m o m e n t
ob
the wheek
*nods*
I
deu
lubbs
o u r   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b
- - - - -
and now
for
our new regular feature
what whee call
The Pie Photo Sheut
*cheers*
um
*finking*
and
here iss hiss
flying nun
and
um
s h n o z z
awww
A   P i e   i n n   t h e   H a n d
a
little
c h a s e
o
l e a f
and
. . .
then
here
he
c o m e s
and
s i t s
for
a brief bose
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
o yeah
teunight's sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
salmon oil drizzle
wif
bink lady abble garnish
and
dausaquin mint
baired
wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
*amen*
d i g   i n n
and then
teu
The Pie's Dinner Blate
wif
s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s
and
knot so good manners
butt
whee are
whorking on them
me
from
a diss tants
and now
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
after dinner outs
wif
The Dasher
...........
d a s h i n g
and
when it iss
m y   t u r n
I deu
the big business
and
then
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Photo Sheut
teumorrow
iss
t h e   h o l i d a y   o b   l u b b
yess yesssss
. . .
Balentines Day
so
first
I gibbs yeu
l u b b s
and then
I gibbs yeu
s w e e t s
a bit
ob
what cheu talkin bout whillis
and now
My Friends
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for
coming a long
on
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for
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wif uss
while
whee figyeur it out
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teu
sharing
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