Friday, September 12, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: The Mom's Aggie Adventure and My Back to Skool Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
The Mom's Aggie Adbencher
and
My Back Teu Skool
Edition

and it all started wif
an early Saturday morning
trib in the Trolley
and
our whet and whild feature
what iss called
o no a baff
wright wright
here I amb at
Dirty Hairy Dog Whash
sudsed ub
wif
the oat meal and al low
s h a m b e u
after
m y   b l e u b e r r y   f a y s h u l l
and
e a r   c l e a n s i n g
ob course
and while
knot many little boys
are
 g r a d e d
on
b a f f   e t t i q u e t t e s
I amb
and teuday
I receibed
A -
for
the baff
and
B +
for
the blow dry
style
and
pawdicure
what iss like a
g e n i u s   g r a d e
for me
and now that brings uss teu
our bublick transbort feature
what iss called
Teu the Trolley and Home
yess yess
I amb berry
h a b b y
teu be in the Trolley ... headed Home
- - -
and here I amb
saying
h i
teu the Gas Attendant
yess yessss
juss a cubble ob blocks
awhay from
the baff
and
I habbs all ready
f o r g i b b e n
the Mom Hair Stylist
*nods*
after all
" teu err iss human ... teu forgibss iss golden "
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
my sussbishun feature
what iss called
some fing iss ub what stinks in den mark
on a counta
Aunt Karen iss Here
and
Aunt Susan and Uncle Mike iss Here
and there iss talk ob
b a b y   s i t t i n g
deus and deu knots
how much can I be
s b o i l e d
[ guilt iss a whonder full fing ]
all so a bit ob
b e a t   t h e   h e l l   o u t t a   l a m a r
*whoop*
and then wif
a   h u g   a n d   a   k i s s
the Mom and Aunt Karen
board the Trolley
and now
blease teu bear wif me
for thiss rare digression
and
my sbeshull the Mom feature
what iss called
The Big Aggie Adbencher
yess yess
one hour and forty fibe minutes
later
the Trolley, the Mom and the Aunt Karen
all arribe at
K y l e   F i e l d
barked in
the whest cambus barking garage
and
teu hours early
. . .
they make their whay
under
Whellborn Road
wif
The Sbirit ob AggieLand
blaying in their heads
~
Some may boast ob prowess bold
Of the school they think so grand
But there is a Spirit can ne'er be told
It's the Spirit of Aggieland

We are the Aggies - The Aggies are We
True to each other as Aggies can be
We've got to fight boys, we've got to fight
We've got to fing for Maroon and White
After they've boosted all the rest
Then they will come and join the best
For we are the Aggies, The Aggies are we
We are from Texas A.M.C.
yess yesss
a skool ob deeb tradition
many fings habbs changed
in the fousand or so cubble ob years
since the Mom graced thiss cambus
. . .
take a look at
and here iss
a nodder night rendering
. . .
whow juss whow 
and now
whee go
L I B E   i n   K Y L E   F I E L D
and
there shee isss
t h e   l a r g e s s t   s c o r e b o a r d
in all ob college sborts
teu hours early
butt juss in time for
t h e   c e r e m o n y
the marching in
ob
The Corps
a selfy
wif
the giant score board
and
eye glasses
and all so
wif OUT
eye glasses
and then
teu mark thiss fun ockayshun
a selfy
wif
The Aunt Karen
o
o
o
Miss Reveille VIII
she iss
g o r g e o u s
. . .
and now wif
m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s
teu
The Aunt Mary
for these swell tiggits
the Mom and the Aunt Karen
are really
t a k i n g   i t   a l l   i n
great seats
wif
a   t e r r i f i c k   b i e w
look look
the
F T A B
yess yesss
The Fighting Texas Aggie Band
the crowd
iss
filling in
ebbery one
so
A g g i e   F r i e n d l y
look ober
at
The Sea ob Maroon
on
The East Side
and
be hine the Mom
teu
The Whest Deck
yess yesss
it iss shabing ub
teu be
a   r o a r i n g   g o o d   t i m e
ass now
the musick begins
teu blay
while in
t h e   t u n n e l
yeu can see
O U R   A G G I E S
and then
f i r e w h o r k s
and
t h e   t e a m
comes
running out
and then
more
f i r e w h o r k s
and
lighting ub
t h e   g i a n t   s c o r e b o a r d

in berrry
d r a m a t i c k a l
form
and then
the crowd sang
The National Anfem
Texas Our Texas
and
The Spirit ob AggieLand
and then
a   r a r e   s i l e n c e
falls ober the stadium
when
the a nnouncer
 a nnounces
deu teu
l i g h t n i n g
wif in a
ate mile radius
ber
Ess Eee See reules
boaf teams whill
r e t u r n   t e u   t h e   l o c k e r   r e u m s
and then
the Mom and the Aunt Karen
and
104,726 ob Their Friends
deu fink
hey
w h a t   a b o u t   u s s
and
yess yess
the lightning lightninged
the sky grew teu be
f r i g h t e n i n g

all while
the Mom texted
Me and My Baby Sitters
and the crowd
sat
gleued teu their seats
for
t e u   a n d   a   h a l f   h o u r s
and then
at
9 o'clock in the night time
. . .
K I C K O F F
and
t e u   q u a r t e r s
ob
f u n
and terrifick
A G G I E   F O O T B A L L
whent by in
the blink ob an eye
and then
quiet befell the crowd
ass they a whaited
The Fighting Texas Aggie
Marching Band
the berry besst
marching band
in
all ob the land
what whill gibbs yeu
goose bumbs
yess yesss
yeu whill be in
a w e
ob their
b a t t e r n s
and
the military brecision ob their
t u r n s
and here iss
the fame uss
B l o c k   T
and now
if yeu whill
blease teu in dulge me
- - -
I bresent for Yeu
and ass
the band ran off the field
the Mom and Aunt Karen
made their whay
teu the car
. . .
and
Home teu Me

arribing at 1 o'clock ayy-em
wif a final score ob
Aggies 73   Lamar 3
- - - - -
and now
blease teu forgibbs that digression

that brings uss back teu
our reason for gaffering here teuday
. . .
m e
*nods*
*clears froat*
and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
Lazy Sunday
and since
boaf ob us
habbs
a   l i t t l e   t i r e d
. . .
whee say
b r i n g   o n   t h e   r a i n
and
r a i n
it did rain
the Mom says
on a counta
I amb freshly baffed
*nods*
the berfeckt eckskuse
teu stay in
o u r   j a m m i e s
all day long
o yess yesss
whee did
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
what turns inteu
Yay Monday
when
the Mom arribes Home
the Chef feeds me
the Business Manager... businesses me 
and
The Photographer
t a i l s   m e
and now
here I amb
. . .
T h e   S e u s   C h e f
helbing
the Chef
brebare noms for the Mom
and
before yeu know it
it iss
l a s s t   c a l l
by
the light ob
the moon
I search for
" x "
and
g r u b s
and then
*clears froat*
blame it on
t h e   s e u b e r   m o o n
I deu all so see
n i g h t   f i n g s
butt
the Mom makes me
come in and teu
b i g   b e d
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Teu Quick Teusday
where
business in a flash
dinner in a flash
training in a flash
second dinner in a flash
chill in a flash
and
neckst fing yeu know
. . .
l a s s t   c a l l

time for
a bit ob
small business
and
eben in the dark
a whee bit ob
t r a i n i n g
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Teusday Selfy
and
here I amb gibbing yeu
h a b b y
yess yess
habby
wif
m o o d   l i g h t i n g
and
teebee ob course
and
here I amb wif
m y   b f f
and
the contortionist photographer
she iss a nut
butt
I deu lubbs her
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Wheeeeee ... Whednesday
and
here I amb out for
after breakfasst whalkies
when
. . .
w h o a
.
.
.
wheu. the. hell. iss. that.
n i g h t   f i n g
Paulie

. . .
Paulie Pawsum
from
The Branch
*cues Jenny from the Block sound track*
and then
Paulie whent Dead
or
teu sweeb
wheu knows
and wif
many regrets
teu leabe
Me and Paulie
be hine
. . .
the Mom boarded the Trolley
heading whest
where she did see
t h e   s e u b e r   m o o n
and then
flash ten hours later
t h e   w h o r l d ' s   l o n g e s t   t r a i n
ass the Mom fights her whay
h o m e
and now
at long lasst
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Back Teu Ackademia Whednesday
and here I amb
g e t t i n g   r e a d y
teu
g e t   r e a d y
for
our sbeshull nommy feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
what
rekwires
berry close
whatch full
o b b   s e r b a y s h u n
and now
i n   t h e   b a g
chee
and
libbers
and now
iff I may be so bold
. . .
s a m b l e   b l e a s e
o
yesss yessssssssss
and now
what can whee deu wif
our whait time
o
I know I know
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
my back teu Skool photo sheut
and
here I amb gibbing yeu
a bit ob skwint
a bit ob
l e t ' s   t r a i n
[and whee did for a bit]
and now
a bit ob
g o o d   b o y
a bit ob
b b q
a bit ob
b r o u d
a bit ob
s m i r k
a bit ob
a n t s y
a bit ob
b r a z e n
and now
a bit ob
b y e   b y e
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Back Teu Skool
and here I amb
back at
My Skool
after
a teu wheek hiatus
thiss iss
the first night
ob
my new class
what iss called
Whalk Thiss Whay
*cues Run musick*
what ass it turns out
iss
knot so much
rab nor rock musick
and
knot so much
hib hob dance
ass it iss
the craft ob
h e e l i n g
what
according teu the Mom Handler
iss
e c k s a c k l y
what
t h e   d o c k t o r   J u d g e   o r d e r e d
and teunight
whee blay
many bosition games
while
I all so whork on
d i s t r a c k s h u n s
like
the gorgeous Meg
[look look ... be hine me]
yess yessss
it iss
a fun night
all so
a tasty night
ass whee whork on
a bit ob
focus
*nods*
a bit ob
my on / off switch
and a bunch ob
returns
frews

and
rounds
what
a   f u n   c l a s s
and now
here I amb
. . .
h o m e
out standing
in the dark
wif
a   s c a r y   g h o s t
quick quick
a job
for
m y   l a z e r   e y e s
and
. . .
*boof*
shee iss
g o n e
whshhhew
*whibes brow*
that whas a close call
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
and
fank all that iss good
. . .
the Mom iss home
the skies iss bleu
all iss whell wif the whirrl
yess
that brings uss teu
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
Sebtember 11f
teuday
iss
t h e   f i r t e e n f   a n n i b e r s a r y
ob
Our Country's Whorst Day
and while
it iss a
s o m b e r   d a y
one
whee whill
n e b b e r   e b b e r   f o r g e t
it iss
a   d a y   t e u   l i b b s
yess yesss
that's wright
. . .
a day teu bay our resbeckts
butt then
a day teu
l i b b s   o u r   l i b e s
eben when
*clears froat*
esbeshully when
the whind blows yeur neck whare
in side out
wright wright
o w n   i t
it iss
a
f a s h i n g   s t a t e m e n t
yeu furst saw here
ladies and gentle mens
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
A Fursday Photo Sheut
and
in the honor ob the day
I amb gibbing yeu a
b r o u d
and
I can knot helb my self
. . .
a bit ob a
b u c k e r
and then teu
a
s w e e t
and here iss
a
s i l e n t   s o n g
*giggles*
and now
here I amb making
a
w h i s h
more
l i b b e r s
blease
and here iss
a
l e t   m e   i n
yess yesss
I what teu go
in ob doors
so
I can come back
out ob doors
on a counta
one muss take adbantage
ob the
g o r g e o u s   d a y
nice wheffer
 ... w h a f f t i n g ...
...
a r o m a s
ob
a charcoal fire
and
t h e   s i n g i n g
s o n g s
ob
little chill dren
blaying in the bool
be hine my fence
. . .
iffin I close my eyes
I can
juss imagine
s b l i s h   s b l a s h i n g
wif them
butt then
night time
iss brone teu deu
. . .
it befalls
and
here I amb
again
i n   t h e   d a r k
*sbooky*
and
racing in wif
the lazer eyes
and that brings uss teu
our sweet feature
what iss called
s n u g g l e   t i m e
and there iss
no blace
I habbs raffer be
than
c u r l e d   u b
wif
the main skweeze
the bee eff eff
the one treu lubbs

. . .
the Mom
night night, friends
- - -
and now
whee fassst forward teu
our regular feature
what iss called
y i b b e e
Habby Friday
time for
o u r   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b
yess yesss
the Mom iss late home
the Mom habbs a tired
and
I habbs
a   b e l l y   w h a t   n e e d s   r u b b i n g
and now
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
. . .
S K W I R R E L
now
I amb knot saying I amb
easily disstrackted
nor
g e o g r a f f i c a l l y   c h a l l e n g e d
butt
*clears froat*
Earl
iss knot down here
and
he iss not ober here
nor iss hee
a round there
now
w h e u
whirr whee looking for
no matter
. . .
on a counta
t h e   c l o c k   s t r i k e s   d i n n e r
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
yess yesss
 a cub
ob
thiss
seberal sboons
ob
that
a
d r i z z l e
a
t o s s
then
slice slice
c h o b   c h o b
and
a
t a s t e
*licks libs*
and
here shee iss
The Sbeshull of the Ebening
. . .
salmon and legume kibbls
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
whatter melon garnish
all
for
m e
and now
baired berfecktly wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
good manners
I
amb
nom nom nomming
ass iff
these noms are
running a whay
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing
and
o no
the skies are rumbling
and
t h e   w h e f f e r
iss gleumy again
so
the Mom
urges me
teu
" hurry hurry "
" b u s i n e s s "
she says
I heed her
begging bleas
teu score
a bit ob
f r e e d o m
what I finish ub
wif
a   f e w   t r i c k s
for
l i b b e r s
ob course
and now
in ob doors
for
that sbeshull feature
what whee call
The Friday Night Cheu
what o what
o
what
whill it be
*score*
b u l l y   s t i c k
o yeah
s m o k e   i t
juss a bit
and then
s h o w   i t   o f f
and now on
the ebe ob the beginning
ob
The Mom's Birfday Teur
whee refleckt on thiss
. . .
The Mom helbs me
g r o w   u b
and
I helbs the Mom
s t a y   y o u n g
- - -
here iss teu a nodder year ob
b r a b e r y
. . .
setting new goals
and
facing the challenges
teugeffer