Friday, July 10, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Our Whirlwind Catch Up Edition

Habby Friday
and
welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Our
Whorld Whind
Ketch Ub
Edition
on a counta
all manner ob
l i f e   f i n g s
what are getting
inn the whay
ob
m y  m e d i a   b r e s e n ce

whee bresent
for yeu
a   b r e b i a t e d   s c r a b   b o o k
k e t c h   u b   e d i t i o n

Sunday
21f June
after quite a bit ob
e c k s e r s i z i n g   t h e   p i e
and
s n e a k i n g   a   r o u n d
the Mom and I board
T h e   T r o l l e y
destinayshun:
Bear Creek Bark
for
*drumb roll*
. . .
t r a i n i n g   d a y   i n n   t h e   b a r k
wright wright
whee are here
teu whork on
d i s t r a c k s h u n s
h e e l i n g
r e c a l l s
h a n d l e r   f o c u s
c o n n e c k s h u n
and
berry frankly
whee are learning
h o w   t e u   t r a i n
inn new locayshuns
[seems simble butt whee are learning teu deu it better]
ass whell ass
how teu train
t h e   b r o a d   j u m b
*nods*
- - - - -
Whednesday
24f June
where it iss time
for
t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e s

and here iss
o u r   b o u n t y
c h e e s   a n d   l i b b e r s
wif
me
t h e   t a s t e   t e s t e r
and
o n e   s h o r t   t r o l l e y   t r i b
later
here
I amb at
M y   S k o o l
during
L i t t l e   D a s h e r   C l a s s
what iss
a g i l i t y   b a s i c k s
and then
here iss
L i t t l e   D a s h e r
r a i s i n g   h e l l
making sure
h i s s   r e u m y
knows
he iss
d i s s   b l e a s e d
butt
enough ob that
. . .
here iss
m e
inn my
R a l l y   N o b i s s
class
bracktissing
many skills
training
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
and
enjoying
my mat
M Y   M A T
what an
a w e s o m e   e b e n i n g
- - - - -
Fursday
25f June
s t o r m y
wright wright
berry strange skies
c l i n g y   m e
and now
a
b a n - o - r a m - i c k
. . .
n o r f   e a s t
s o u f
w h e s t
n o r f
and
here
iss
m e
o u t
for
b u s i n e s s
and
then
b a c k   i n n
*nods*
- - - - -
Friday
26f June
and
t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b
m o m
lubbing
m e
m e
lubbing
m o m
wright wright
it iss
a   l u b b   f e s t
and now
. . .
w h o a
. . .
w h e n   d i d   t h i s s   h a b b e n
s c a r y
*gulb*
when the Mom turned a round
and saw
t h i s s
she said
" P i e "
" n o   m o r e   f o o d   f o r   y e u ! ! ! "
*hahaha*
and now
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
salmon and legumes kibbles
grizzly salmon oil dribble
dasuquin mint
and
The Pie Blate
salmon and sweet botato kibbles
fresh cooked salmon and rice
Tylan
ozarka sbring whatter grayby
c'mon
hurry it ub
baired wif
g o o d   m a n n e r s
t e s t i n g
*nods*
and
ozarka sbring whatters
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l
and
l i s t e n i n g   s k i l l s
*amen*
*dig inn*
and now
flash for whard
teu
l a s s t   c a l l
and
a   b i g   m o o n
night night
- - - - -
Saturday
27f June
and
Habby Birfday
teu
My Aunt Davalyn
o
yess yesssss
inn honor ob
h e r   s b e s h u l l   d a y
I whill be taking
thiss
s w e e t   r o l l
uh huh
k i c k i n g   i t
r o l l i n g   w i f   i t
standing ub
teu
check it out
then
s h a k i n g   i t   o f f
o yeah
Whee lubbs yeu, Aunt Dav
wright wright
and
here iss
The Pie
bartying
wif
m y   m o n k e y
that's wright
M Y
m o n k e y
o
Little Dasher
he finks
he iss
s o   f r e s h
and
whell
*um*
h e   i s s   b r e t t y   f r e sh
*chuggles*
and now
out side
there iss
t h e   l i t t l e   m o o n
wif
t h e   f e i s t y   b o y
under it
*giggles*
l i t t l e   s t i n k e r
and now
a   a n g l e
o n l y   a   m o m   c o u l d   l u b b
*shakes head*
Mom
lubbs hiss
s w e e t   f e f f e r s
- - -
and
here iss
a bit ob
F r e e   S t y l e   P i e
*bounce bounce bounce*
a
f l o b
a bit ob a
c i r c l e
while
I
s n e u b e r b i s e
and now
a
z e u m
z e u m   z e u m   z e u m
*bow*
and 
now
finally
*sigh*
m y   t u r n
out
wif
a bit ob
p o u t
wright wright
I amb knot frilled
teu be
s e c k o n d
out
*harumph*
butt
The Pie
whass boted
M o s t   L i k e l y
T e u   D e u   I t
I n n   T h e   H o u s e
- - -
wright wright
he can bee
quite
a   b i l l
yeu know
a   b e s t
really
and
some times
he gets on
m y   h e a d
m y   n e r b e s
butt
mose ob the time
I   d e u   l u b b   H i m s
*nods*
he can be
f u n
he can be
s w e e t
he can be
t r u b b l e
and
on
okayshun
~
he can be
i n n   l o c k   u b
*sigh*
- - - - -
Sunday
28f June
and
I
start wif
a bit ob
d u m b b e l l
whork
wif
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
and then
Me and Dasher
. . .
yeb
that's
P i e - I n n - T h e - B o c k s
whork
h e e l i n g
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
what there are
t o n s
I deu
momentarily
f o r g e t   m y   s b i n s
butt
wif some helb
and
a   g o o d   l o n g   w e e
I deu remember em
and
am ready teu
g o   a g a i n
*nods*
o yeah
it iss
a   f u n   d a y
 and
whee are ackchewally
k i n d a   t i r e d
*calls 9 - 1 - 1*
- - - - -
Teusday
30f June
2:30am
Mom whakes ub abrubtly.
h o r r i b l y   s i c k
. . .
s i c k   a l l   d a y
s i c k   a l l   n i g h t
- - - - -
Whednesday
1f July
Mom iss
h o r r i b l y   s i c k
 and
w h i c k e d l y   w h e a k
 and
eben though
she iss
k n o t   i n n   t h e   m o o d
for
k a y   o s s
she iss
i n n   t h e   m o o d
for
u s s
and
whee deu try teu
keeb it inn
l o w   g e a r 
on
a counta
mom habbs
t h e   e n f o r c e r
at her side
*chuggles*
and
ob course
on a counta
. . .
I deu lubbs
My Mom
SO much 
 *nods*
 and
so deus
the pie
 he juss
shows hiss lubbs
inn
b e r r y   s u b t i l l   w h a y s
*nods*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
Fursday
2f July
when
The Mom
goes back teu
the facktory
 eben though
it iss
a   b i g   h u g e   m i s s t a k e
on a counta
she iss
w h a y   t e u   d i z z y

 teu be
b r o   d u c k   t i b b s
so
now
she iss
b a c k   h o m e
wif
N u r s e   R e u f u s
and
b a c k   i n n   t h e   b i g   b e d
wif
P I E
 wheu
iss
b e r r y   a   t t e n t i b b s
and
b e r r y   e n e r g e t i c k a l
 butt
whee deu notice
. . .
he iss
m a t e u r i n g
juss
a tiny bit
and iss
a bit more
g e n t l e and l u b b i n g
butt
knot ass
l u b b i n g
ass
m e
ob course
*nods*
- - - - -
Friday
3f July
and
it iss a
f a c k t o r y   h o l i d ay
what iss good
on a counta
the mom iss still
s i c k
*frowns*
- - -
and now
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
featuring
salmon and legumes kibbles
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
dasuquin mint
and
The Pie Plate
featuring
salmon and sweet botato kibbles
fresh salmon and rice
ala Aunt Karen
one tsb ob tylan
and
ozarka sbring whatters grayby
baired nicely
wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
wright wright
whee
g o   a f t e r   i t
*burb*
- - -
and now
b a c k   i n n   t h e   b e d
wif
t h e   a i l i n g   m o m
and
nuffing makes for
g o o d   n u r s e   w h o r k
like
f r e e   m o n k e y s
whee
are
o n   o u r  g o o d e s t   b e e   h a b e y e u r
how ebber
on
a
counta
whee
are
m o n k e y   n u r s e s
and
w h e e   k n e e d   o u r   m o m   b a c k
NOW
iff knot sooner
*nods*
- - - - -
Saturday
4f July
wright wright
The 4f ob July
*cheers*
. . .
and now
our photo sheut
wif
the berry ill
photographer
wheu
seems
c l e u l e s s   a s s   t e u   l i g h t i n g
butt now
m y   c l o s e   u b
rocking
O u r   A u n t   N i k k i   C o u t u r e
and
looking
b e r r y   b a t r i o t i c k
. . .
woot
P i e
whee are deuing
our best
wif
t h e   s u n   l i g h t
and
here iss
Little Dasher
h a l f   a n d   h a l f
*giggles*
so then
the Photographer
finally says
lets break
until
b e t t e r   l i g h t
*doh*
. . .
and
h e r e
it iss
sadly
whee kneed a ttenshun
teu
t h e   s e t
butt
I rock
m y   b a t r i o t i c k
and
my
l u b b   y e u
all so
m y   s w e e t
my
y e s s   b l e a s e
and
yesss
I can be
s e r i o u s
eben
s t o i c k
butt then
it iss time
for
o u r   d e u   e t t
wright wright
s h a r i n g
the
*um*
l i m e   l i g h t
iss
. . .
whell
. . .
knot my faborite
butt
it iss
t h e   b r o d d e r l y   f i n g
or
s o   s a y s   t h e   m o m
and
from her mouf
teu
m y   a g e n t ' s   e a r s
and
h e r e   w h e e   a r e
sharing
a   t t e n s h u n
sharing
p h o t o s
sharing
l i b b e r s
and
sharing
m y   c h a i r
untill
I get
t h i s s   g r e a t   i d e a
*hahahahahahaha*
now
here are
m o r e   p h o t o s
Saturday Inn The Sun
Dasher
blease teu bay a ttenshun
ok
lie down
iff yeu muss
juss look at
h i s s   s m i l e
ok
whee whill try
h i s s   b u b b y   b o s e
o
no
he iss getting
t e u   b i g
for
t h i s s   b o s e
no no no
I deu knot
whant teu be
t o w e r e d   o b e r
*calls agent*
wright wright
I remember
t h e   g o o d   o l e   d a y s
butt
t h e s e   d a y s
. . .
he
sure
iss
f u n
wright wright
he
l i b e n s
fings ubb
round here
he
iss all so
berry good for
m y   g o o d   b o y   i m a g e
and
yess
ok
I
deu
lubb
him
eben
inn
m y   c h a i r
now
yeu might fink
whee sbend
a l l   d a y
taking photos
butt
whee deu knot
no no
thiss day
the Mom and I
take a trib
teu
The Debot
teu deu
a   b i t   o b   t r a i n i n g
*cheers*
and
teu buy
m y   b i r f d a y   g i f t s

what iss
t e u   r y o b i   f a n s
wright wright
on a counta
t h e   s h a r i n g   f i n g
again
*rolls eyes*


and then
quick quick
b a c k   h o m e
wif
the still
b e r r y   i l l   m o m
*sigh*
and then
a little later
when it iss
c o o l e r
whee head out
for
a bit ob
j u m b   t r a i n i n g
and
some
m o m m y   a n d   m e
time
I
sure hobes
she feels better
some day soon
I
miss
M y   M o m
and
here I amb gibbing her
my
h a b b y   b o y
my
s w e e t   b o y
my
s i l l y   b o y
my
h a m s u m   b o y
and now
it iss
b e d   t i m e
again
wright wright
here whee are
w h a i t i n g
on the mom
and now
here iss
P I E
rarely seen inn
m y   n a t i b b   h a b i ta t
ackchewally
l y i n g   d o w n
*giggles*
and now
m e
ready
for
l i g h t s   o u t
- - - - -
Monday
6f July
H a b b y   B i r f d a y   t e u   M e
and
here iss
My Birfday Blate
featuring
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
dasuquin mint
and
i n n   m y   h o n o r

*clears froat*
The Pie Plate
features
a
g r e e n   b e a n
yess yesssss
d i n n e r
iss
good
and now
f o r   w h a t   e b b e r   r e a s o n
[like casting guilt or some fing]
I amb
sitting
inn
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
and
The Pie
iss
k i l l i n g   a   s t o l e n   t o w e l
killing
it
d e a d
and now
here iss me
comforting
the
s t i l l   b o o r l y   m o m
tho
t h i s s
iss
getting
o l d
*shakes head*
and now
t h e   e n t e r t a i n m e n t   d i r e c k t o r
finks teu
drag her self out ob bed
fetch me
a   b i r f d a y   t r e a t
wright wright
here
iss
m e
o
yess
o
yesss
O
Y E S S S
here iss me
staring down
t h e   t a s t y   e n d
ob
a
F r i d a y   N i g h t   C h e w
yess yesss
on
a
Monday Night
*chomb it*
*smoke it*
ahhh
yeeahhhhh
. . .
H a b b y   B i r f d a y   t e u   M e
*cheers*
- - - - -
Whednesday
8f July
. . .
the mom
finally feels
h y e u m a n
*cheers*
juss
inn time
for
the traditional
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
and
teunight
all so

c h i g g i n
*cheers*
now
let's just deu
a quick
n o m   t e s t
*mmmmmmm  mmm*
then
f l a s h   f o r   w h a r d
and
here iss
P I E
at
where
he
iss
knot so much
c r a z y
ass
juss
t e u   b e r r y   s e u b e r   q u i c k
teu
cabsher
on
f i l l i m
on a counta
he deus come teu
s k o o l
teu be
B I Z Z Y
and
look look
hiss latest trick
. . .
a
d o w n
wright wright
whaiting for hiss
h o m e   w h o r k
teu
be
bassed out
now
hows a bout
a
c l o s e   u b

or
k n o t
*um*
I amb finking
k n o t
s o
m u c h
so
let's moob on
teu
b i g g e r  s l o w e r   f i n g s
like
My Class at My Skool
and
here iss
m e
wright wright
o b e d i e n t   m e
whorking
on
t h e   h a n d l e r ' s
r a l l y   s k i l l s
she iss
quite the
h a n d y   c a b
butt
I   d e u   l u b b   h e r
inn berry fackt
wif out
h e r
I wood be
h o m e
. . .
s b r a w l e d   o u t
on
t h e   b i g   b e d
whatching
t e e   b e e   l a n d
butt
in stead
I amb here
at
m y   s k o o l
wif
t h e   n u t t y   h a n d l e r
eating
c h e e s
and
c h i g g i n s
whoop
w h o o p
W H O O P
- - - - -
and now
Fursday
9f July
. . .
*drumb roll*
The Pie
goes
teu
B e g i n n i n g   A g i l i t y
wif
G r a m m y
a n d
B r o d d e r   A m o s
*cheers*
wright wright
he saw
:
r o c k s   i n n   t h e   b a r k i n g   l o t
~
he ate
:
s a n d   i n n   t h e   f i e l d
~
and
he learned
:
t i r e
s h e u t
a   f r a m e
j u m b
w h a l k
and
s h w i m m
o
yess yesssss yessssssss
he habbs
s o   m u c h   f u n
inn
the bool
and
t h e   s a n d   f i e l d
and
he
came home
r e a d y   t e u   r u m b l e
. . .
butt
I took
o n e   l o o k   a t   h i m
and said
" y e u   a r e   f i l l f y ,   d i r t y ,   n a s t y ! ! ! "
good night
- - - - -
Friday
10f July
after
o n e   l o n g   w h e e k
whee curl ub
for some
c h i l l   t i m e
juss
T h e   M e d i a   S e c r e t a r y
T h e   E n f o r c e r
[aka lime green whatter bistle]
M e
and
*ahem*
T h e   P i e
wright wright
he looks
i n n   o   c e n t
enough

butt
then
R A W R R R R R R
* t u s s l e   t u s s s l e   t u s s l e *
ubon whitch time
whee hear
" K N O C K   I T   O F F "
and
Little Dasher Pie
says
" w h e u  ...   m e "
butt then
he
eben chewally
d e m a n d s   t h e   m o m ' s   f u l l   a   t t e n s h u n
s e t t l e s   d o w n
and
c h i l l s
l o o k s   r e a l   c u t e
while
the Mom
c h a t s
wif
hiss
great
G R A M M Y
and
yess yessss
b r a i s e   c h e e s e s
whee whill bee seeing her
s o o n
S T A Y   T E U N E D
~
Friends
fank yeu
for
hanging inn here
wif uss
while
whee struggle teu catch ub
O u r   F r i e n d s   R o c k