Friday, May 15, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Happy Mother's Day and Other Stuff

Happy Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Habby Motters Day
and
Otter Stuff
so
let's get wright started
wif
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
what o what
o
what
are whee gonna get
Mom for Moms Day
Saturday 9f May
and now
here iss
The Pie
wheu finks
whee shood get her
a   c e n t i b e d e   a n d   s u s b e n d e r s
butt
whee ALL know
it iss
Y E U
wheu whants
the
c e n t i b e d e
*nods*
and all so
Y E U
wheu whants teu
re-gift
the
s u s b e n d e r s
*lol*
butt
n i c e   t r y
Pie
no no
inn stead
~
The Whoman Wheu Deus So Much
. . .
deserbes
a   b e r r y   f o u g h t   f u l l   g i f t
like
for ecksamble
. . .
a   b i g   b a g   o b   b u l l y   s t i c k s
f i s h   s t r i b s
and
a   b i n k   l a m m y
whell
maybe
the fish stribs
are
a   b i t   s e l f i s h
butt
The Mom
whill
l u b b s
bully sticks and a lammy
*nods*
so
whee talked it ober
regroubed
b o t e d   a g a i n
and
whee decided
m o r e   t h a n   a n y   f i n g
Our Mom
whill lubbs
t e u l s
wright wright
t e u l s
teu
m a i n t a i n
My Kingdom
*nods*
so
whee booled
o u r   s a b i n g s
and then
b o r r o w e d
a   c u b b l e   h u n n e r d   d o l l a r s
[ from our only source ob credit ]
and
whee headed teu
T h e   D e b o t
where
I whanted
B l a c k   a n d   D e c k e r
butt
The Pie
inn sissted
on
Lime Green Ryobi
- - -
wright wright
. . 
w h e e d   e a t e r
and
b l o w e r
o
whee
c a n   k n o t   w h a i t
teu see
h e r   f a c e
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our holiday is here feature
what whee call
Habby Motters Day
10f May
- - -
H A B B Y   M O T T E R S   D A Y
~
S U R B R I S E
and
wif
a   h a n d   t e u   h e r   h e a r t
and
a   t e a r   o n   h e r   c h e e k
iss touched
she knew
where
t h a t   c u b b l e   o b   h u n n e r d   d o l l a r s
whent
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our mystery fee-ater feature
what iss called
Pie and The Fing
muss
a
bbroach
wif
c a u t i o n
muss
yeuse
sense
ob
s h m e l l
iss
it
a
l i b e
might
be
a
b o m b
how
did
it
get
h e r e
what
iss
i t
whee
d e u   k n o t   k n o w
butt it iss
berry
berry
o d d
- - -
and now
w h a t c h
The Pie
l i b e
*giggles*
once he
f i g y e u r e s   i t   o u t
he
iss
w r i g h t   b a c k
teu
t h e   c o n f i d e n t   p i e
ob course
then
t h e   e m b t y   c h a i r
frew hims
for a
l o o b
* l o l *
- - - - -
bringing uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
stuff in our yard
- - -
and here iss
the nay bor's
h o l y   c r a b
and now
whee learn that they are
b o i s i n o u s
* scaredy face *
- - -
and now
it iss time
for
our fun feature
what iss called
My Aunt Karen Comes for A Bisit
and
after quite a long while
ob
l u b b i n g   o n   m e
- - -
whee deu bring out
The Pie
teu
b l a y
wif
My Our Aunt Karen
 and
what yeu see here
iss
h e r   q u i c k   s n a b   s h o t s
o yeah
. . .
W h e e   d e u   l u b b s   O u r   A u n t   K a r e n
she
iss
t i b b y   t o b b s
- - -
and
that brings uss teu
our surbrise feature
what iss called
Aunt Karen iss Sneaky
*giggles*
juss
look
w h a t   s h e   l e f t
inn
the hall baff
F R E E   M O N K E Y   D U C K S
~
whee deu lubbs dem
*cheers*
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our checking ub feature
what iss called
How Iss Miss Pip Teuday
wright wright
ass yeu may recall
from
a few days ago
. . .
Miss Pippi
iss home from
b i g   t i m e   s u r g e r y
*nods*
a sbay
a hernia rebair
and
deu claw remeubals
and
here she iss
r e c u b b e r i n g
inn
m a t c h i n g
g r e e n
c o n e   a n d   s o c k s
Bless Her Sweet Heart
*brayers*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our motters day feature
what iss called
Selfy Wif The Mom
[ omd she needs a face and some rest ]
and
here she iss
figyeuring out
t h e   s t i c k
then
u b   f i r s t
iss
The Pie
wright wright
whee try
t h e   b e d
so he iss a
c a b t i b b s   m o d d l e
whee deu
all so
try
t r e a t s
and then
whee
deu
juss
h o b e
for
a
s w e e t   p h o t o
and
a
k i s s
and now
that brings uss teu
what I amb sure iss
Mom's Faborite Feature
called
t i m e   w i f   m e
and
here whee are
c o n f u r r i n g
on
o u r   b e s t   b o s e
*um*
yess
thiss
iss
g o o d
butt
she did knot
s h a m b e u   h e r   f u r s
nor
b u t   o n   h e r   f a c e
o n   t o b s   o b   t h a t
they can knot
see
y e u r   t e e
butt
inn sbite ob it all
~
I deu lubbs yeu so berry much
*kisses*
*KISSES*
and now
whee bresent
o u r   b e s t   b o s e
Habby Motters Day
Motter and Sun
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our seuber holiday feature
what iss called
The Pie's First Motter's Day
~
yess yesssss
Little Lime Pie
sends
h i s s   l u b b s
teu
Mama Trance
Grams and Grammys
Terri
Linda
and
Susan
~
The Mom and I
deu
teu
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
nighty night
and
[drunk wif the lubbs ob motters day]
The Mom
decides
The Pie
shood habbs
a   b e d
inn
h i s s   l i t t l e   r e u m
o
juss look
h o w   s w e e t
butt
one minute
after
l i g h t s   o u t
. . .
a l l   h e l l   b r o k e   l o o s e
- - -
and
from what I gaffer
thiss
iss
why
w h e e   c a n ' t   h a b b s   n i c e   f i n g s
*bouts*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
11f May
and
here iss me
on
b e r i m e t e r   b a t r o l l
and
coming out ob
the
n o   n o   c o r n e r
now
blease teu
l e t s   g o   i n n
and
e a t   o u r   d i n n e r
what
whee did deu
*cheers*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Out Wif The Pie
and
here he iss
wif
h i s s   d o o r   m a t
o b s e s h u n
*giggles*
and now
o u t   i n n   t h e   y a r d
deuing
s n i f f y   f i n g s
teu
s n i f f y   s m e l l s
wif
a bit ob
The Sigh-Kologist's
r e b e r s e   s i g h - k o l o g y
finking he might deu
the business
she finks he needs teu deu
iffin
he iss knot tugging on a string
butt
The Pie
deus knot
b l a y   t h a t   g a m e
~
inn stead
here he iss
sniffing
M y   O a k   T r e e
*nods*
like
it
iss
h i s s   o w n
*pfft*
then
l o l l y   g a g g i n g
and
blaying
d o o r   m a t   b o m b   d e t e c k s h u n
*rolls eyes*
and now finally
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Teusday
12f May
*sigh*

m o r e   r a i n
more shreums
m o r e   m u d

and
m o r e   t e r r i f i c   t r e e   s m e l l s
*nods*
and
i n n   o d d e r   n e w s
here iss
Dasher
k i l l i n g   h i s   s t u f f y
bringing uss teu
our inn som knee ya feature
what iss called
Stormy Stormy Night
what iss all so
Whednesday Morning
13f May
=  SKREECH   SKREECH  SKREECH =
~
=  SKREECH   SKREECH  SKREECH =
wright wright wright
there iss
f u n d e r
and
l i g h t n i n g
and
w h i n d s
and
b o u r i n g   d o w n   r a i n s
and
A   S K R E E C H I N G   P H O N E

ebbery fing
butt
S W E E B
*nods*
*sighs*
*yawns*

and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
and
here I amb
s n e u b e r b i s i n g
my faborite of features
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chees
and
here iss
t h e   n o m s
free bags ob
c h e e s
and
one bag ob
l i b b e r s
and
wright a bout now
whee get the call
M Y   C L A S S
iss
c a n c e l l e d
deu teu
b a d   w h e f f e r
butt
Dasher's Class
iss
s t i l l   o n   s c h e d u l e
*shakes head*
some one habbs
s o m e   e c k s b l a i n g i n g
teu deu
*blots rebinge*
- - -
note
Little Dasher
habbs
a
l e s s   t h a n   s t e l l a r   n i g h t
at
My Skool
where
n o   p h o t o s
are tooken
and
he sbends
a good borshun ob the ebening
s i c k
inn the business yard
*sobs*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our baby teuf feature
what iss called
Teuf Fairy Fursday
14f May
- - -
wright wright
juss after
l i g h t s   o u t
whee hear
Little Dasher
going
" a a c k   a a c k   a a a a a c k "
and
whee know
eckaskly
w h a t   t h a t   m e a n s
he
sbit
out
a   n o d d e r   t e u f y
so
whee sabes it
for
t h e   t e u f   f a i r y
then
whee deu all go
n i g h t   n i g h t
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
*cheers*
Friday
15f May
and
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab
what
iss really juss
g u i l t y   t e e   b e e
*whisbers*
T M Z
*blushes*

and
o
how whee look forwhard teu
t h e   d a y
Little Lime Pie
can contain hims
h i g h   s b i r i t
and
j o i n   t h e   f a m b i l y   n a b
and
that brings uss teu
our wheffer feature
what iss called
how teu finish off a bad wheffer wheek
. . .
whell
wif
m o r e   b a d   w h e f f e r
ob course
*sigh*
then
whee all
r u s h   o u t
then
whee all
r u s h   b a c k   i n n
and
here I amb
lisstening teu
f u n d e r
and
gibbing
My Mom
t h e   s w e e t   b a w
*nods*
and
that brings uss teu
our new feature
what iss called
Our Fambily ob Free
Friday Fun
and
here iss
m e   a n d   t h e   p i e
blaying wif
t h e   w h a i t   l i f t e r
and
here he iss
finking
w h a t   t e u   d e i   n e c k s t
deciding
teu
b l a y
wif
The Mom
what
a
c u t e y
eben
juss bart ob him
. . .
juss look at hiss
c o l o r i n g
o
o
O
and hiss
b a t o o t y
S O   C U T E
*smiles*
 - - -
and now
here whee are
blaying
g e n t l e   t u g
and now
I bresent yeu wif
a
e c k s t r e m e l y   r a r e    p h o t o
ob
The Pie
inn
t h e   w h i l d
...
ackchewally
r e l a c k s i n g
*shock*
and now
more
g e n t l e   b l a y
and
here I amb
b u l l i n g
a little
The Pie
s c r a t c h i n g   a   i t c h
the teu ob uss
juss
b e i n g
what all so
iss making
The Mom
b r o u d
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
teunight's sbeshull

features
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
inn a
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
wif
a dollob ob bumbkin
dasuquin mint
and
c l o s e   s n e u b e r b i s i o n
o
yesss yesssss
a   e c k s e l l a n t   m e a l
baired nicely
wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
and now
that brings uss teu
The Pie Sbeshull
what features
healfy adbantage kibbles
inn
a
FortiFlora and Ozarka Sbring Whatter Graby
wif
a side ob
bumbkin
and
*ahem*
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
and now
after
a   b u n c h   o b   b u s i n e s s e s
- - -
whee settle inn
for
our regular feature
what iss called
try teu whear out the pie
butt
some nights
it
iss
i m b o s s i b l e
- - -
here
iss
teu
whishing
yeu
H a b b y   W h e e k e n d
a long wif
a   r e m i n d e r
teu
but bride a side
ecksbress yeur lubb
be bullnerable
~
libbs in the moment
~
l i b b s   t e u   h a b b s   n o   r e g r e t s
~