Friday, October 10, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: [R]October Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
[R]Ocktober
Edition

whee deu
lubbs lubbs lubbs
t h e   f a l l

and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Aggie Football

yess yesss
wif an
eleben o clock ayemm
start time

I deu send the Mom off
for a
g a m e   d a y   s e c o n d   b r e a k f a s t
*drools*
and
l u c k y   f o r   m e
she returns home
wif
b a c o n
juss in time for
k i c k   o f f
it iss
a   t o u g h   g a m e
filled wif
drobbed basses
benalties
misses
fird down failures

bleached kitching countertobs
cleaned out bantry
re-botted blants
. . .
and
a r t   w h o r k
now
. . .
whee deu whatch
all mose
ebbery single down

butt
whee deu all so deu
o d d e r   s t u f f
while Our Aggies loose
uss   31     msu   48
*sobs*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Sunday
a
gorgeous day
and
here I amb wif a
s k i b   i n   m y   s t e b
finking
what fun it might be
. . .
[eben though whee are SO KNOT nfl fans]
. . .
teu whatch
our Texans blay the cowboys
so
whee tried
butt
it whas a game filled wif
whashed, dried and folded clobes
backyeumed floors
and more
re-botted blants
while
whee losst in ober time
H   18   d   20
*frowns*
and
that calls for
a sbeshull feature
what whee call
f e t c h
*run*
*get it*
*bring it back*
*bounce on it*
*gibbs it back*
*run after it again*
*bring it back*
*run after it again*
*bring it back*
*offer it ub*
and then
the Mom takes it a whay
while
I   s t i l l   w h a n t   t e u   b l a y
on a counta
that iss
h e r   m o d u s   o b e r a n d i

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the rest ob my wheekend
look look
gorgeous sky
and
l o t s   o b   b i r d s
lots ob
milling about
in
t h e   d a y t i m e
and
heading out
in
t h e   n i g h t   t i m e
teu deu my
c r i t t e r   c h e c k s
and
g e n e r a l   s h n o o f i n g s
teu track
t h e   b i g   b i z z a   b i e
while
being tracked
by
d a r k   s h a d o w s
yeu know
. . .
t h e   y e u s - y e u - a l l
and then
before yeu know it
in
a frackshun ob a seckond
nuffing flat
the blink ob an eye
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
what habbs been
a berry wheffer full
d a y   o b   s t o r m s
wif
b i g   b e c a n   l i m b sdown
in
m y   l a w n
and in
M i s s   M y r t l e
all what
s c a r e d
the Mom
so
she quickly makes a call
teu our
t r e e   c u t t e r   d o w n e r e r
and then
whee take
a whorry break
for
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
a mini photo sheut
deu knot blink
or
yeu whill miss it
t h e   e n d
*haha*
bringing uss back teu
our night time feature
what iss called
*um*
n i g h t   t i m e

where whee
once again
beer frew
the tree
teu see
t h e   b i g   h u n k   o b   c h e e
*chuckles at my own boetry*
and now
yeu see me
*blink*
now
yeu don't
*majick*
- - - - -
what brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
*james bond boice*
Teusday
Night Time Teusday

where
yeu whill find me
out
and
a bout
checking
t h i s s   and   t h a t

tracking
t h e   o r b   o b   n i g h t
unforechewnutly
teu early
for
t h e   b l o o d   m o o n
*bouts*
and
yess yesss
looking for
a   b i t   o b   m i s c h i e f
un till
the Mom calls
m y   b l u f f
night night
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our long a whaited regular feature
what iss called
Whednesday
and
here whee are
out for
m y   m o r n i n g   c o n s t i t u t i o n a l
showing yeu
w h y
the Mom shood know whear
d a r k   c l o b e s
*haha*
and now for
the fun bart ob my Whednesday
. . .
my mose faboritest ob the features
what whee call
My Ackademia
what starts
wif
yeu guessed it
. . .
the traditional
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
followed
by the
b a g g i n g
ob   the
c h e e   and   l i b b e r s
the
t r a d i n g
ob
t r i c k s
for
t a s t e   t e s t i n g s
strickly for
quality control
burboses
ob course
*nods*
and
now teu juss
bass the time
I make my
rounds
checking
all the fings
what need
checking
coming
inn
teu chill a little
and then
wif
the butting on ob the Mom's sheus
and one
l a s s t   c a l l
a bit ob
small business
and now
hurry ub Mom
c o m e   o n   H a n d l e r
let's go teu
m y   s k o o l
*cheers*
and
here I amb in
the business yard
checking my
m e s s a g e s
and
leabing
a teeny tiny memo
and
while the Mom Handler
fetches me all
m y   s t u f f
. . .
I make my self at
h o m e
in
m y   l i t t l e   d o r m   r e u m
*nods*
and now
a whord a bout
o u r   e b e n i n g   o b   t r a i n i n g
the Mom I mean Handler iss habbing
a berry hard terrible time
in the bresher cooker
at the facktory
and
she iss
*how teu say it*
*um*
d i s c o n t e n t e d
and
yeu may knot beliebes it
butt
I amb euber
s e n s i t i b b s
when she iss feeling off
I amb berry feeling
o f f
teu
so teunight
I amb
a bit
h e s i t a n t
a bit
d i s t r a c k t e d
butt
whee deu still whork hard
and
habbs lots ob
f u n
and
teunight
whee whork on
tuck ub sits
brobber heel bozishuns
turns and bibbots
sbin-a-ramas
hiney quarter rotayshuns



and
my on off switch
. . .
for ecksamble
here I amb demonstrating
m y   m a t   b e h a b i o r
odder whise known ass
my off switch
and for
all wheu are keebing reckords
. . .
yeu know
our heeling
whas
a real wheak boint
in our first show
. . .
and whell
the neckst lebel
requires
*gasb*
o f f   l e a s h   h e e l i n g
whell
wif
berry many fanks teu
ay a bundance ob attenshun from
and
seuber innobaytibbs tweaks by
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
- - -
o u r   h e e l i n g
iss
whay much more
libely, attentibbs, brecise
*cheers*
o
yess yesss yesssss
I deu lubs
t r a i n i n g
. . .
I deu lubbs
m y   s k o o l
and
I deu lubbs
my friend and fellow steudent
M i s s   M e g
[isn't she lubbly]
what
a
night
and
here I amb
h o m e
where it iss
teu late
for
t h e   b l o o d   m o o n
*sigh*
night night
- - - - -
and now wif
a nodder fun skool night
in the reckord books
I bresent for yeu
my artsy feature
what iss berry clebberly called
m y   a r t
abubbs: Reufus in Whatter Cullers
below: Reufus All Tecknickal
below: [H] Abby Strackt Reufus
below: Habby Hairy Reufus
I deu
hobes
yeu habbs enjoyed
t h i s s   g a l l e r y   s h o w i n g
*bows*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Good Morning, Fursday
whee are
a bit slow teu whake
a bit late teu rise
butt when whee deu
. . .
whee are
m e z z m a r i z e d
wif
t h i s s   g o r g e o u s   s k y
I mean
juss look
. . .
* g a z e s   i n   a   m a z e m e n t *
ok ok
back teu
r e a l i t y
. . .
life ain't all beauty and noses
that's wright
. . .
life iss all so
business

what
the Mom Handler makes me deu
before
m y   m o r n i n g   t r a i n i n g
what I deu
l u b b s
*cheers*
and
one long nab later
. . .
our regular feature
what whee call
Fursday Afternoon

o
yess yesss
F R I D A Y
iss so close
I
can
shmell her in the airs
butt furst
. . .
o look
s k w i r r e l
ok ok
he whent
ub there
butt
he whass all so
j u s s   h e r e
wright wright
I get it
the Mom whants me teu
c o m e   i n   o b   d o o r s
teu
conneckt
wif
the business guide
*haha*
wheu I deu ull timately
s h o w   t h e   w h a y
*bows*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my yard

and
here iss
big becan limbs
in
Miss Myrtle
a
fallen
a c o r n
a
big ole
icky
s h r e u m
ober head
. . .
a great big
b e a u t y   f u l l   b l e u   s k y
and
back down here
a nodder
b r e t t y   w h e e d   b l e u m
and
on the batio
. . .
four
ob
m y   r e b o t t e d   b l a n t s
what are
whatched ober
by
t e u   c h u b b y   s k w i r r e l s
and
sbeaking ob
. . .
here iss
a half eaten nut
ob
some sort
and now
sun down
a critter in my tree
and
the Mom hollering
come
i n n
come teu
b i g   b e d
night night
- - - - -
and now it's time for
our bounty feature
what iss called
my amazon brime de libberies
yess yesss
wif
the Trolley
closing in on
100,000 miles
teu day shibbing
for
f r e e
and
half brice deals
and
here I amb showing yeu
m y   g r i z z l y   s a l m o n   o i l

64 oz for the brice ob 32 oz
o
yeu know how I lubbs
m y   d r i z z l e
fank yeu
the Mom
and
fank yeu
the drone

*haha*
and now
look look
w h a t
deu whee habbs here

it iss for me
I know
*nibbles corner*
o
yess yessss
t h e   b u m b k i n   m o d d e r   l o d e
*licks libs*
Grandma Lucy's
b u m b k i n   c o o k i e s
and
o
yesss
sweet botato and becan
treats
what
I lubbs lubbs lubbs
. . .
in a combo back
ob
 f i b e   f r e u t a b l e s
what all so incleudes
bumbkin and abble
bumbkin and ba nana
bumbkin and bleu berry
bumbkin and cran berry
*licks libs*
and now
that brings uss teu
a new twist on our regular feature
what iss called
Crack ob Dawn Friday
yess yesss
refer back teu
the Mom - the Facktory
story a bubbs
whee are
ubbs and out
e a r l y
so
for me teu deu
my business
a short bit ob
training
and then
quick quick
I'm ready teu go
i n n
teu
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
so
whee can blay
t h e   c o o k i e   g a m e
what iss all so
called
t h e   l o o k   h e r e   g a m e
o
yess yesss
and
h e r e
my friends
iss
t h e   l a s s t   f i n g
t h e   M o m   s e e s
before leabing our home
and
all so
t h e   b e r r y   f i r s t   f i n g
s h e   s e e s
when she comes home
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my bounty
and
teuday's bounty
iss courtesy ob
the Kroger
in thiss bag
iss
b a k e d   c h i g g i n
and in a nodder
. . .
whatter melon and cant elobes
and
now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
a quick romb
out
business
shniff
and now
back
i n n
for
the Mom's faborite feature
what iss called
our traditional after noon nab
what iss really
less a nab
and
more ob a
t e e b e e   w h a t c h i n g
and
sweet
c u d d l e
u b   s i d e   d o w n
ob course

wif
the stretches
and
t h e   b a w   h o l d i n g
until
I finks teu
habbs enough
at which time
I finks teu
s m o o c h
and
tell her fings
and
make her
l a u g h s
and
one ob the fings
I tell her
iss
- - -
*whisbers*
let's go
o u t   o b   d o o r s
so
whee can see
what whee can see
and
whee can shmell
what whee can shmell
and
ok yesss
- - -
it iss time
for our regular feature
what iss called
My First Friday Photo Sheut
and
here I amb
gibbing yeu
m y   n o g g i n
and now
my distant gaze
and
a bit ob
w h o r r y
[about that libber]
and
here iss my
b b q
iss that
b o r k
I whish
I whish
I   W H I S H
and
yessssss
it iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
*drumb roll*
Teunight's Sbeshull
- - -

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh green beans

grizzly salmon oil drizzle
whatter melon and cant elobes garnish

fought fully
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
amen
*nom nom nom*
*whibes mouf on rug*
and now
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing
my o my
what a gorgeous day
and that brings uss teu
our neckst regular feature
what iss called
My Second Friday Photo Sheut
again
r o c k i n g   t h e   b o o   n e c k w h a r e
wright wright
tiss the season
why
I habbs decorated
the hall baff
wif
m y   b o o   c o l l e c k s h u n
butt
I digress
- - -
here iss my
stern
my
boor me
and now
. . .
my
s w e e t
my
whatcha doin wif my libber
my
w h h h a t t t
my
b r o   f i l e
for
good mesher
. . .
my conteckst
and
. . .
m y   o b e r   i t
what brings uss
back in ob doors
teu
whait and whait and whait
whait and whait and whait
whait and whait and whait
and
w h a i t
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Bully Stick Cheu
yess yessss
b u l l y   s t i c k
what
I
c r u n c h   m a d l y
before
s e t t l i n g   i n n
for
a relacksing cheu
and now
ass whee
close out our wheek
I whill share
thiss fought
. . .
some times
when life gets yeu down
yeu juss habbs teu
 g a z e   i n   t e u   m y   s w e e t   e y e s
ebbery single fing
whill be
ok
. . .
yeu habbs my bromise