Friday, April 10, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Happy Easter and Worrisome Week Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Habby Easter
and
Whorry Sum
Wheek
Edition
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Seuber Saturday
4f Abril
. . .
wright wright
and
ass yeu may recall
The Pie
reciebed hiss
b a c k s e e n s
yesterday
all whent berry whell
until
thiss morning
when
S w e e t   B o y
fell
b e r r y   i l l
a g a i n
so
the Mom called
t h e   d o g t o r
and
ran teu
t h e   c l i n i c k
teu
bick ub
m e d s   a n d   i n s t r u c k s h u n s
for the reckord
the Mom
iss
frustrated, scared, whorried
and
grasbing at straws
ass teu
what iss causing
t h i s s   r e c u r r i n g   c o n d i s h u n
- - -
and so
M e d s   i n   t h e   P i e
and
r a i n   f r o m   t h e   s k y
and
otter than
the firty or so tribs
o u t s i d e
for the berry ill Dasher
. . .
whee habbs
a   q u i e t   d a y
and that brings uss teu
our whind down feature
what iss called
Bed Time wif the Pie
and
here whee are
s h a r i n g
the
t e n n i s   b a l l   t e u b e   t o y
o
yess yessss
whee boaf lubbs it
butt
it iss
m i n e   m i n e   a l l   m i n e
eben though
*ahem*
it came in
a   g i f t   b a s k i t
for
*um*
Little Dasher
butt
whee share
. . .
for ecksamble
he lubbs
M y   R a f f e y
*sigh*
and
for a little boy
wheu habbs been
s o   s i c k
teuday
he iss
acktibbs, energetick
and
blay full
wright wright
. . .
Little Dasher
g i b b s   h i s s   a l l
teu
ebbery single day
. . .
b r a y e r s
for
a   b e t t e r   d a y   t e u m o r r o w
. . .
night night
and that bring uss teu
our FEATURE feature
what iss called
Habby Easter Sunday
5f Abril
*nods*
and
here I amb wif
M y   O u r   A u n t   K a r e n
E a s t e r   B a s k i t
o
what
a   f u n   b a s k i t
*giggles*
wif
m o n k e y   e g g s
o
and
look look
My Our Easter Baskit
from
Aunt Dav
and
here iss
m e
wif
the bit ob fings
what the
E a s t e r   B u n n y
did leabes
me
u s s
fank good nesses
the bunny
did KNOT loose our gifts
like
Cubid did on Balentines Day
*nods*
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our brodders are teu share feature
*shakes head*
what whee call
Me and Dasher and My Our Easter Goodies
and
here whee boaf are
wif
Our Aunt Karen Baskit
what iss
full
ob
m o n k e y s   &   f r o g s
incleuding
eggs and stuffies
. . .
m o n k e y s   f o r   m e
f r o g s   f o r   t h e   P i e
and
the cutest
M O U S E
yeu habbs ebber ebber seen
*nods*
o
whee deu lubbs it
ALL
[the Pie a ttacked the treat filled eggs right a whay]
*chuckles*
- - -
and now
here whee are
h a b b i l y   s h a r i n g
My Our Aunt Dav Baskit
o yess
d u c k s
and
f r o g s
and
t r e a t s
and
a
T I G E R
*nods*
and eben
g o o d i e s   f o r   o u r   m o m
what shee
l u b b s
butt whill knot share
*bouts*
- - -
and now
here whee are
wif
My Our Easter Bunny Bounty
what
iss
a bink bunny
a bink sheeb
yellow and bink beebs chicks
green, yellow, bleu and bink beebs bunnies
what
whee
shood
s h a r e
and now
here iss
m y   b r o d d e r
wheu
iss
a   f i e f
*sheesh*
life
whas
w h a y   e a s y
before
The Pie
*rolls eyes*
wright here
he steals
t h e   d u c k   b a s k i t
and
tries
teu
k i l l   t h e   d u c k
*shakes head*
and
when the duck iss tooken
a whay
. . .
he steals
the
t i g e r
Little Pie
finks
my our fings
are
a l l   h i s s
butt
they
are
K N O T
*blaces call teu my agent*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
The Amazon Easter Bunny
yess yesssss
he delibbers
thiss sweet backage
w r i g h t   t e u   o u r   d o o r
teuday
and
look look
b e r f e c k t   g i f t s
a
s e l f y   s t i c k
for
m e
and
a
s l o w   e a t e r   b o w l
for
T h e   P i g
T h e   P i e
unforchewnutly
the bowl
iss
e m b t y
*drats*
" o the inn jusstesses "
ecksclaims
The Pie
juss
before
he iss helbed down
from
the chair
and
l i c k i t y   s b l i t
steals
m y   o u r   b u n n y
r a s s l e s
it
teu
the floors
t u s s l e s
wif
the bunny
on
t h e   i n n   s i d e
then
inn sissts
on
taking her
o u t   s i d e
teu
t u s s l e
wif her
there
*chuckles*
The Pie
deu
lubbs
m y   o u r   b u n n y
o
look at him

no
whait
. . .
juss look at the Mom's arm
full ob
b u b b y   b i t e s
*gasb*
now
look
at
t h e   b u b b y
he
iss
trying teu
k i l l
the
M y   O u r   E a s t e r   B u n n y
and
here
iss
m e
b e g g i n g
. . .
" mama mama blease teu stob him "
and now
ass
E a s t e r   E b e n i n g
draws teu a close
- - -
whee
create
O u r   E a s t e r   C a r d s
wif
m a n y   f a n k s
for
the
f o u g h t f u l l n e s s   a n d   l o v e
ob
Our Aunt Karen ... and ... Our Aunt Dav
o
and
fanks teu
T h e   E a s t e r   B u n n y
Habby Easter
Friends
~
whee whish yeu
b e a s   a n d   l u b b
and
h a b b i n e s s
~
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
6f Abril
and
that brings uss teu
our gimby mom feature
what iss called
the Mom
wif knot much teu deu at whork
stays home teu receuberate


wright wright
all day yesterday
the Mom
whas
m i s e r a b l e
wif
s t r e s s
shoulder - neck - head
aches
a c h e s
being
no better teuday
the Mom
sbends
all day
inn
t h e   b i g   b e d
Little Dasher
sbends
most ob the day
inn
h i s s   n i g h t y   n i g h t
[ fank fully feeling some better ]
and
I
N u r s e   R e u f u s
sblit
m y   t i m e
between them
ass an asside
these bickshers are tooken
during our
e b e n i n g   f a m b i l y   t i m e
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our shocking feature
what iss called
No Photo Teusday
7f Abril
*gasb*
what iss
t h i s s   w h o r l d
coming teu
*sigh*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our ackademia feature
what iss called
Home Skool Whednesday
8f Abril
yeu see
berry sadly
. . .
The Pie
iss still
k n o t   w h e l l
and
whee are trying
berry hard
teu
f i c k s   h i m
so
whee deu knot go
teu
M y   S k o o l
*sad eyes*
in the stead
whee each
are
h o m e   s k o o l e d
and then
s e t t l e   i n n
for
q u i e t   f a m b i l y   t i m e
and
a   g e n t l e   g a m e   o b   t u g
*nods*
*sigh*
he iss obknockshus
butt
I deu lubbs that Pie
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our habby feature
what iss called
Friday Ebe
Fursday 9f Abril
- - -
and
the Mom
starts her day
by
delibbering
Pie Samples

teu
Doctors A & K
and
Doctors G & M
for
t e s t i n g
*deu knot eben fink a bout it*
. . .
and
here iss
The Pie
r e a d y   t e u   g o   o u t
o
juss look
. . .
he iss getting
t a l l
and
f i n a l l y
butting on
a   b i t   o b   w h e i g h t
and
*drumb roll*
whee are bleased teu
a n n o u n c e
*clears froat*

Little Dasher's
" o u t b u t "
iss
b e r f e c k t
teuday
*CHEERS*
and
Doctor Glenn
calls teu discuss
t e s t   r e s u l t s
what are
A L L   G O O D
*CHEERS*
hib hib hurray
hib hib hurray
hib hib hurray
~
and so
teu
c e l e b r a t e
I
offer
hims
a   s w e e t   g a m e   o b   t u g
ob course
one ob uss
habbs a
l o w   t o l e r a n c e
for
s w e e t
#KnotNamingNamesPie
and
one ob
h i s s   s t r a t e g i e s
iss
t h e   o l d   t o y   s w i t c h
and
then
he comes
c h a r g i n g
back
it iss a
f u n   g a m e
and
I fink He finks
he iss really
g r a b b i n g
it from me
when
I amb ackchewally
o f f e r i n g
it teu him
*sighs*
b u b b i e s
gotta lubb em
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our debastating feature
what iss called
Friday and The Pie
iss sick again
10f Abril
- - - - -
= quick sinnopsiss =
Pie iss terribly sick
Mom takes a samble teu Doctor Glenn
Mom iss direckted to go home and get Pie
Mom takes Pie back
Pie iss blaced in Isolayshun
Mom can knot leabes Pie
Mom sits in whaiting reum
tests are run
Mom meets wif Doctor Glenn
Aunt Karen arribes and joins
- - -
Pie iss full ob
c l o s t r i d i u m
again
- - -
Doctor Glenn
sbends ober an hour
diss cussing
a l l   o b   t h e   i s s u e s
and
answering
a l l   o b   M o m ' s   q u e s t i o n s
- - -
and then
it iss after
3 pm
when
M o m   a n d   t h e   P i e
come
h o m e
wif
a   b a g   o b   m e d s
*big eyes*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab
and
no body
iss
more ready for it
than
ME
The Mom
wright wright
Little Dasher
iss
t i r e d
and
inn hiss little reum
. . .
so
Mom and Me
enjoy
b e l l y   r u b s
and
t e e   b e e s
and now
since
Little Dasher
iss
a i l i n g
~
whee skib
our regular
F r i d a y   F e s t i b i t i e s
butt
here whee are
sharing
f a m b i l y   t i m e
wright wright
Our Boy Dasher
iss
l o a d e d   u b   w i f   m e d s
for the neckst seben days
and
i n n   o u r   b r a y e r s
teunight
whee are fankfull Pie iss some better teunight
whee are fankfull Pie is habby and blayfull
and
let uss
nebber ebber
take for granted
. . .
h e a l f y   a n d   n o r m a l