Friday, November 14, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Happiness is Me Time Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Habby Ness
iss
Me Time
Edition


o yess yessss
again wif
the facktory
getting in the whay
ob
rest full sweeb, fun times
and
m y   e d y e u c a y s h u n

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
how whee start our wheek end
by
whaking at four firty Saturday morning
m i s s i n g   m y   r a l l y   w h o r k s h o b
*sobs*
all on a counta
f  a  c  k  t  o  r  y     w  h  o  r  k
*grrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

butt
on the bright side
a round noon
whee
b o a r d   t h e   T r o l l e y
what brings uss teu
our regular feature
what I call
M y   A u b u r n   K e n n e l s   A d b e n t u r e
yess yesss
whee make our monfly run
teu bick ub
and
my little wolf libbers
and then
on the return trib
whee deu stob by teu see
f r i e n d s
for
f u n   a n d   t r a i n i n g
butt
they are knot home
so then
the Trolley turns back teu whard
o u r   h o m e
and on the whay
- - -
I deu see thiss
m o u s e   c a r
and in seeing thiss
mouse car
I deu say
teu
the Mom
" Mom Mom Mom what iss in that bag "
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeek*
that iss
s o   d i s s   c u s s t i n g
that I fought
I muss shirley share it wif yeu
. . .
yeu are whellcome
and
then what habbens neckst
iss
. . .
the Trolley bulls
ub on
the whorld's longest train
gibbing uss
t i m e
teu
diss cuss
whirled ebents
the wheffer
Ess Eee See Sborts
teu
ecksbress
our regrets
for
ober bearing facktory demands
and
missing the whork shob teuday
and mosely
teu
eckschange
w h o r d s   o b   l u b b s
*nods*
and ass the Trolley stobs at
h o m e
that brings uss teu
our re-greubing feature
what iss called
m y   a l t e r n a t e   t r a i n i n g   b l a n
and
wif the disstrackshuns
ob
Gorgeous Saturday After Neun Naybors
. . .
whee whork
on
h e e l i n g
s b i n s   a n d   d r o b s

and
s t a n d s
it
iss
h  a  r  d
- - -
and
I kneed a
n  a  b
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular fall feature
what iss called
whoop ... ugh ... o no ... whoop ... whoop ... ugh ... yay
A g g i e   F o o t b a l l
and
teuday's game
iss
BTHO auburn
and wif
the big kitty kats
ranked
number free
whee figyeur
o u r   c h a n c e s
teu be
n i l l
 butt
- - -
* m i r a c k l e *
* W H O O P   W H O O P   W H O O P *
whee deu
W H I N
Aggies   41      auburn   38
and
when the confetty settles
whee return
teu
our unforechewnut feature
what iss called
and then it habbens
*frowns*
the Mom
wheu carries her stress
d e e b   d e e b   i n n   s i d e
habbs
her inn sides fall abart
sunday
and shee iss in
* in tents bain *
* stobs eating *
* mind-ober-madder *
* mind-ober-madder *
* mind-ober-madder *
* mind-ober-madder *
. . .
* nuffing touches the bain *
* bicodin touches the bain *
and then
monday
and she iss in
* in tents bain *
* nuffing touches the bain *
* calls her boss *
* her boss habbs been there be fore so under stands *
* calls her docktor *
* goes teu farm-a-see *
* sibs seub *
* chills *
* nabs *
* answers phone calls from whork *
* talk talk talk *
* checks emails *
* rebly rebly rebly rebly rebly *
* rents and rebeat *
* S T R E S S *
O M D
it iss
a   r u f f   c u b b l e   o b   d a y s
and
feeling juss a tiny bit better
the Mom gaffers her self ub
and heads teu
t h e   f a c k t o r y
teusday morning
for
a day ob
m e e t i n g s   a n d   d r a m a
*sobs obenly*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
and
the furst notable fing
iss
that
the Mom
boaf
whent teu and iss now back
home from the Facktory
and
teu show her my lubbs
she grabbles thiss from my mouf
I gibbs her
t h i s s   h u g e   b e c a n
and then
teu seckonds later
t h i s s   o d d e r   h u g e   b e c a n
and now
my nuts delibbered
and
business done
whee head
inn ob doors
teu
d r e s s
for
our sbeshull holiday feature
all be it be lated
what iss called
B e t e r a n s   D a y
fank fullness
yess yessss
my hat iss off
and
my heart iss full
ob
f a n k s
for
the many sacrifices
ob
the men and whomen
in
O u r   A r m e d   S e r b i c e s
so whee all can libbs
a   l i f e   o b   f r e e d o m
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
and
here yeu whill see
The Insbeckshun Debartment
and
here iss
The Ziblock Inn Tegrity Debartment
and
here iss
The Clean Ub Debartment
and now
ob course
The Sneuberbisor
yess yesss
yeu might fink ob me
ass
The Boss
*nods*
. . .
and then
in the blink ob an eye
lasst call
a Trolley ride
and
whah lah
- - -
our regular feature
what iss called
My Skool
wright wright
furst fings furst
and
here I amb in
the business yard
looking teu
*clears froat*
make
a   s m a l l   b u s i n e s s   t r a n s a c k s h u n
be fore
heading inn teu start
m y   c l a s s
where
I make
t h e   h o r r i f y i n g   d i s s c u b b e r y
the Handler left
m y   m a t
. . .
M Y   M A T
at
home
. . .
at
H O M E
it iss
so berry hard
teu find
g o o d   h e l b
these days
*shakes head*
butt
she deus chobb
a   m e a n   c h e e
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
What I Deu at My Skool
and
teunight
I whork on
f i n d i n g   h e e l   b o z i s h u n
after a frew
following a round
 from a sbin
from a chee toss
from a remote sit
eben
after a drink
and then
whee whork on
lefts wrights
abouts
one 80 bibbots
free sicks tees
teu the left
teu the wright
leub de leubs
figyeur 8s
whee all so deu
d i s s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g
for
those steudents wheu kneed it
*cough*
sbin - bing bing bing - distrackshun - treat
o
and then
bace changes
normal - fasst - normal - slow - normal
what whee follow ub
wif
bocks whork
where I demonstrate
m y   a w e   i n s b i r i n g
l e f t   t u r n   -   b a c k   u b s
and then wif
g r e a t   s a d n e s s e s
thuss
concleudes
my lasst class ob 2014
W h a l k   T h i s s   W h a y
B a r t   O n e
butt
whee are ecksited for
WTW x2
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
I
amb
ecksauceted
yess yessss
home and inn
t h e   b i g   b e d
all shmuggled ub
on tob ob
t h e   m o m ' s  c l o b e s
*says brayers*
night night
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our wheffer changing feature
what iss called
Brrr Fursday
o
yess yessss
it iss
c o l d
[by Houston Texas standards any whay]
and
I amb
f  r  i  s  k  y
yess yesssss
I deu lubbs it
*jumb and run and jumb and run*
and then
when it comes teu be
n i g h t   t i m e
ecksbeckting
a   f r e e z e
by morning
whee deu
c u b b e r   o u r   b l a n t s
so they whill stay
wharm
and then
I deu head out
teu
s o a k   u b   t h e   c o o l   a i r s
teu
catch ub wif the habbenings
teu
e a t   s k w i r r e l   s k r a b s
teu
d e u   a   b i t   o b   b u s i n e s s
and then
wif
t h e   b e l l o w i n g   M o m
" Sweet Reufus blease teu come inn ob doors "
" I amb freezing out here "
and
b e i n g   t h e   l u b b i n g   s u n
what I amb
~
h e r e   I   c o m e
juss in time
for
our cuddle feature
what iss called
Chilling on a Chilly Night
o
yess yessss
whee settle inn
for
a bit ob
tee bee
a little
chat
what goes
some fing like thiss
" wheu iss a sweet boy "
" Reufus iss "
" deu yeu know how much I lubbs yeu "
" more than any single fing in the whorld "
"in fack "
" more than any massibbs huge colleckshun ob fings "
" o "
" how deu I lubbs yeu "
" I can knot eben begin teu count the whays "
*baws for a moment teu whatch mindless teebee*
*rubs back all the while*
. . .
" Team Reufus "
" whee got this yeu know "
" whee deu "
*shmuggles*
for an
e c k s t r e e m   i n t r o b e r t
that whoman sure habbs a tendency teu
c h a t t e r
[teu me, any whay]
butt
I   s u r e   d e u   l u b b s   h e r
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
the Mom's faborite feature
what iss called
Friday Home from the Facktory
*cheers*
and
then in related news
. . .
whee bring yeu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Bounty
and
t e u d a y ' s   t r e a s u r e s
are brought teu uss
by
kroger
o
yess yessss
green beans ... check
abbles ... check
cant elobes ... check
whatter mellons ... check
b a k e d   c h i g g i n
...
OMD
check
and
knot shown here
tin gallons ob
s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s
...
check
and now
wif
my cold stuffs but a whay
. . .
I bresent
our regular feature
what iss called
m i d   d a y   o u t i n g
*cheers*
yess yessss
I charge quickly out
then
b a w s e
teu
s u r b a y   m y   k i n g   d u m b
and
ober there
yeu whill see
my whing jumb whing
from
t h i s s   m o r n i n g ' s   t r a i n i n g
shee stands there
still
so that whee may deu
o u r   c i r c l e   w h o r k
*nods*
butt
knot on thiss trib
. . .
what iss mosely about
q u i c k   b u s i n e s s e s
and
r u n n i n g   i n n
*shibbers*
and now it iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
berry mose unyeusyeually
c  o  l  d
teuday
eben inn side our home
so
whee
c u r l   u b   t i g h t
and
settle inn teu whatch
o u r   g u i l t y   t e e b e e
*nods*
and then
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Aunt Mary's Gift
o
yess yesss
whee deu sort frew
our birfday gift bags
our tisheu colleckshuns
and
w h a h   l a h
whait
w h a t   i s s   i n n   t h e   b a g
cookies
blantains
crackers
dibs
candies

. . .
a l l   o b   m y   f a b o r i t e   f i n g s
ok
ok
got it
knot mine
. . .
H a b b y   8 0 f   B i r f d a y
A u n t   M a r y
whee deu lubbs yeu
so berry much
- - - - -
and now
wif
brebarayshuns for teumorrow
brebared
teuday
*nods*
whee head
o u t   o b   d o o r s
for
a bit ob
what iss habbening out here
a bit ob
g r a z i n g
and then
ob course
our regular yet holiday feature
what iss called
My Gobble Gobble Photo Sheut
sborting my
G o b b l e   G o b b l e   N e c k w h a r e
here I amb bosing wif
m y   f i g y e u r   8   b o s t
and
iffin she whas whearing
bants soaked in hot dog jeuce
she wood be like
a   r e a l   f i g y e u r   8   b o s t
*nods*
and
here I amb gibbing yeu
s e r i o u s   a f f l e t e   f a c e
my
s i t   s t a y   s t o i c k
and
here I amb whorking on
b i b b o t s
leabing yeu
wif
m y   s w e e t
*gobble gobble*
and now
a   b i c k t o r y   l a b
blassting basst
o u r   f r e e z e   c u b b e r e d   b l a n t s
and
i n n
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
here I amb showing yeu
j u s s   h o w   h e l b y   I   a m b
and then
after bointing out the locations ob
i n g r e d i e n t s

I deu
s n e u b e r b i s e
chobbing... tossing
...
drizzling ... garnishing
and
t a   d a

teunight's sbeshull
...
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter mellons
baired
fought fully
wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
*amen*
*dig inn*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing
what goes some fing like thiss:
Mom: hurry Reufus it's freaking freezing
Me: *small business**big business*
Mom and Me: *run back inn ob doors*
- - - - -
where
ass whee settle in teu
o u r   e b e n i n g
I take on
t h e   m a j o r   r e s b o n s i b i l i t y
ob
reminding
the Dessert Chef
ober and ober
it
iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
o
yess yessss
f r e s h   b u l l y   s t i c k
and
I
t a k e   m y   t i m e
teu
lick ... nibble
taste ... sabor
what a whay
teu
relacks
before
our regular feature
what iss called
study time
wright wright
wif
the ubcoming trial
I muss but my head in
t h e   b o o k
teu
r e f r e s h   m y   m i n d
ob
reules, regulayshuns, scorings
and then
whee deu
h u n k e r   d o w n
and
s h m u g g l e   u b
for
thiss imbortant
T e a m   R e u f u s
meeting
" whee know thiss "
" whee can deu thiss "
" whee got thiss "
and now
ass
I lay me down teu
s w e e b
. . .
I share wif yeu
these
s b e s h u l l   w h o r d s
and lissten ub on a counta
thiss iss berry imbortant
*leans fore whard*
~
in the middle ob the night
when yeu answer the call
ob
y e u r   u n t i m e l y   b r a i n
and
can knot sweeb
. . .
deu knot whaste yeur foughts
on
facktories, whorks or whorries
in stead
~
f i n k   o b   l u b b s
f i n k   o b   m e