Friday, August 14, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Our Back to Normal for a While Edition

Habby Friday
Habby August
and
Welcome
teu
Our Back teu Normal
for
A While
Edition
what whee start
wif
a wheek end
ob
c a t c h   u b   c h o r e s
*sigh*
all while
whee whork on
o u r   m e n t a l   g a m e
wright wright
l o t s   m o r e   l e t t e r s
and
knowing that
k n o t   e b b e r y   o n e
iss
bulling for uss
whee
whill
s t a n d   s t r o n g
yess yesss yessss
w h e e   w h i l l   d e u   t h e   w h o r k
e b b e r y   s i n g l e   d a y
*nods*
w h e e   w h i l l   d e u   o u r   b e s t
and
there are
g r e a t   l e s s o n s
inn
b e r f o r m a n c e   s h o r t   c o m i n g s
o
t h i s s
cood be
t h e   t a g   l i n e
ob
o u r   l i f e
*nods*
- - -
one fing for sure
whee stay
inn
c l o s e   t o u c h
wif
o u r   h e a r t s
and
whee are
c o m b e t i t o r s
wright wright
h a r d   h e a d e d   c o m b e t i t o r s
bitten
by
the
d o g   s b o r t s
bug
butt
m o r e   i m b o r t a n t l y
whee habbs be fore uss
r e m i n d e r s
yess yesss
reminders
teu
t r e a s u r e   e a c h   d a y
l i f e
iss
f r a g i l e
~
l i b b s   i t
- - - - -
and now
look look
whee are
f l i r t i n g
wif
r a i n
*dances*
then
*whaits*
*lisstens*
*hobes*
*sighs*
n o   r a i n   f o r   u s s
juss
m o r e   h o t
*frantickly fans face*
- - - - -
Teusday
4f August
. . .
wright wright
whee are boaf
f e d
*cheers*
whattered
whalked
and
t r a i n e d
now
here
whee
are
c h i l l i n g
for
a cubble seckonds
broobing
once again
t i r e d   b o y s
are
g o o d   b o y s
*nods*
- - - - -
Whednesday
5f August
at
M y   S k o o l
wright wright
first ub
iss
P i e   C l a s s
and
t h i s s   l i t t l e   g u y
really
w h o r k s   h a r d
ya'all
he iss
really getting
g o o d
and
shown here
on leash
butt
he iss deuing
s e u b e r   d e u b e r   g o o d
on hiss ecksersizes
o f f   l e a s h
*bicks yeu ub from yeur faint*
*nods*
- - -
and
sbeaking ob
s e u b e r   d e u b e r
here
iss
m e
inn
my
a w e s o m e
R a l l y   C l a s s
wright wright
whee
deu
w h a r m   u b   e c k s e r s i z e s
then
whee deu
f o u r   c o u r s e s
wif
time teu deu them
at least
t e u   t i m e s
gibbing uss
m a n y   o b b o r t e u n i t i e s
teu bracktiss
our
r i n g   e n t r i e s
l i n e   u b s
t a k i n g   o f f   t h e   l e a s h
and
ob course
c o u r s e s
. . .
whee deu
l u b b s
thiss class
*nods*
- - - - -
Fursday
6f August
B e g i n n i n g   A g i l i t y   G r a d u a t i o n   N i g h t
and
h e r e
iss
P i e
whaiting
h i s s   t u r n
berry berry berry
imm knot bayshuntly
then
finally
*drumb roll*
- - -
Pie's First Agility Sequences
o
he iss
a   n a t u r a l
butt
that handler
*groans*
- - - - -
and
now
at long lasst
Friday
7f August
~
juss inn time
for
t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b
*awww*
s o   s w e e t
now
* R A R R R R R *
let
t h e   r u m b l e
be
ginn
wheu me
what
I
amb
t h e   s w e e t   o n e
and
here iss
me

saying
" I   l u b b s   y e u   M o m "
*nods*
now back
teu
t h e   w w e
but
first
let me
"c l e a n   p i e ' s   e a r "
or
some fing
like that
*nods*
- - - - -
and
now
in the flash ob an eye
it iss
Sunday
9f August
and
much teu
m y   s h u g   g r i n
it
iss
take the
n e w   d r y e r
out
for
a   s b i n
. . .
sadly
knot
thiss kind ob dryer
no no
Pie and I
cood knot be
t h a t   l u c k y
. . .
inn stead
. . .
*cues dramatickal tragedy four shadowing musick*
. . .
meet
t h e   e n e m y
*sigh*
and
h e r e
iss
h e r   f u r s t   b i c k t i m
*gulb
wright wright
I
suffered frew
a
t u b   b a f f
and
amb now
s u f f e r i n g   t h e   i n n   d i g n i t i e s
ob
a   b l o w   d r y
I deu habbs teu say
how ebber
. . .
ass dryers go
thiss one iss
m y   f a b o r i t e
on a counta
S E U B E R   Q U I E T
barry-able sbeed
heat or no heat
and
s e u b e r   f  a s s s t
like
r i b b i n g   o f f   a   b a n d   a i d
quick dry
quick zeum
and
I
habbs
m y   l i f e
back
*nods*
wright wright
time
teu
h i d e
s i t   b a c k
and
whitness
- - -
B i c k t i m   N u m b e r   T e u
t h e   m u g   s h o t
*haha*
The Pie
iss
a   b i g   f a n
ob the
w h a t t e r s
when
they
are
k n o t   i n n   t h e   b a f f
*chuckles*
he
iss
b r e t t y   g o o d
butt
he all so
f i n k s
it iss
a   g a m e
o
my
~
t h i s s   b o y
cracks
me
ub
- - -
and
here he iss
checking out
h i s s   o w n   w h e t   t o w e l s
*shakes my head*
and
now
o u t   i n n   t h e   s u n
wif
the
f l u f f y   b u t t
and
a l l
then
ackting
all
n o n   c h u h   l o n t
mmm hmmm
he
l o o k s   g o o d
and
h e   k n o w s   i t
lean
inn
close
yeu
can
s m e l l
the
l a b e n d e r
*nods*
and
now
sbeaking ob
l o o k i n g   g o o d
and
f l u f f y   b u t t
check
out
M i s t e r   H a m s u m
wright wright
that's
m e
the boy
wif
b e r s o n a l i t y
the boy
wif
s t y l e
mm hmmm
t h e   b o y   w h e u   g o t   i t   a l l
*nods*
- - - - -
Monday
10f August
. . .
and now
a word a bout
D a s h e r ' s   F a b o r i t e   G a m e
*sigh*
*um*
he likes teu
g a f f e r   t h e   c o m f o r t e r
by
e a c h   c o r n e r
and
make
a   b u r r i t o
out
ob
me
the mom
habbs
r e m o o b e d   m e
here
butt
yeu get the idea
*sigh*
- - - - -
Whednesday
12f August
and
here whee are
at
M y   S k o o l
and
once whee are
unloaded
and
a l l   s e t   u b
it iss time
for
o u t   w i f   t h e   p i e
and
knot that whee are tracking it
butt
hiss
b i g   b u s i n e s s
count
iss
f r e e   h o l e   t i m e s
*faints*
I
mean
I knew he whas
f u l l   o b   i t
*chuckles*
now
back
i n n   t h e   a r e n a
L i t t l e   D a s h e r
absolutely
r o c k s
hiss
a g i l i t y   b a s i c k s
class
hiss
j u m b s
are
awesome
hiss
c i r c l e s
round the cones
are
t e e - r i f f i c k
hiss
r e t u r n   t e u   h e e l s
are
s e u b e r   f a s s t
wright wright
that little boy
iss
a   w h o r k e r
and
the mom's faborite fing
. . .
Little Pie
stays wright
wif
the Handler

. . .
o f f   l e a s h
ob course
they deu
manny manny
t r i c k s
and
t u g s
inn between
e c k s e r s i z e s
teu
m a i n   t a i n   h i s s   f o   c u s s
*nods*
- - -
butt
enough a bout
h i m s
. . .
it iss
t i m e
teu
r a l l y
wright wright
m y   t u r n
and
o
I deu
l u b b s
thiss class
on a counta
it iss
f u n
teu
whork wif
the Mom Handler
and
bracktiss
wif
t h e   c o u r s e s
and
while
the Mom Handler
whalks
t h e   c o u r s e s
I
amb
h e r e
" s t a y " i n g
on
m y   m a t
M Y   M A T
o
I amb
s u c h   a   g o o d   b o y
*nods*
o
h o w   f a r
I habbs come
*sigh*
and now
here I amb
setting ub
for some
b o a r d   w h o r k
wright wright
t i g h t   a b o u t s
w r i g h t
and

l e f t
t e u   s e b e n t i e s
and

f r e e   s i c k s t i e s
and
whee frow inn
a bit ob
o f f   b o a r d
stuff
like
m o o b i n g   d r o b s
s i t   -   d o w n   -   s i t
s t a n d   a n d   w h a l k   r o u n d
then
. . .
and
o boy
thiss iss fun
. . .
whee deu
f i g y e u r   a t e s
a round
d o g s   a n d   h a n d l e r s
*big eyes*
s o
m u c h
f u n
- - - - -
Fursday
13f August
~
The Pie
starts
i n t e r m e d i a t e   a g i l i t y
and
while there iss
n o   p h o t o   g r a p h i c k a l   e b i d e n c e
. . .
here iss
w h a t   h e   d i d
-
o f f   l e a s h
-
wif
s i t   s t a y   s e t   u b s
*clears froat*
-
t u n n e l
t e e t e r
t a b l e
a   f r a m e
d o g   w h a l k
j u m b
yes
Little Pie
habbs
t h e   t i m e   o b   h i s s   l i f e
-
the Mom Handler
losst
about
ten bounds
. . .
she came home
f i l l f y   d i r t y
s w e a t y
and
I sent her
teu
the shower
-
g o o d   n i g h t
- - - - -
Friday
14f August
~
f i n a l   b a c k s e e n   d a y
for
t h e   p i e
wright wright
here he iss
at
F a i r b a n k s   C l i n i c k
where
he
iss
*look ob surbrise*
b e h a b i n g
inn
fack
he
iss
w h o r k i n g   t h e   r e u m
yea
c h a r m i n g   t h e   f o l k s
*haha*
Little Pie
iss
s o   f u n
s o   q u i c k
teu
show off
hiss
t r i c k s
berry berry
s h a r b
wif
hiss
f o c u s s
and
all whays
s o   h a b b y
then
from the odder side ob the reum
they hear
"Dasher"
- - -
yess yesss
here here
and now
h e r e

inn
t h e   r e u m
Little Pie
shows
the mom
h e r   l i s t   o b   q u e s t i o n s
and
all so
t r e a t s
*duh*
wright wright
and
now
t h e   b e n a d r y l
might be kicking inn
butt
f i n g s   w h e e   s h o o d   t e l l   y e u
~
he whays inn
at
4 0 . 0   b o u n d s
and
wif
a   f u r r o w   e c k s a m i n a y s h u n
~
ebbery
single
fing
looks and sounds
g o o d
*cheers*
and
here he iss
w h a i t i n g
on
hiss
r a y b e e s   b a c k s e e n
wright wright
an hour
inn teu
t h e   b e n a d r y l
on a counta
b r e e b e y u s   r e a c k s h u n s
teu

b a c k s e e n s
b r a y e r s
said
and
whee whait
then
inn a flash
it
iss
o b e r
and
P i e   a n d   t h e   M o m
are
b a c k   h o m e
wif
m e
~
now
here's teu
a   q u i e t   w h e e k e n d
wif
O u r   F r i e n d s