Friday, October 17, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Farewell and Welcome Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights

Fare Whell and Whell Come
Edition
it habbs been
what the Mom calls
a   b e r r y   t r u b b l e s o m e  w h e e k
whell
ackchewally
she uses a berry
soshull media abbrobriate
term
and that's why
she iss
a silent bartner
in
o u r   b l o g   b u s i n e s s
*nods*
and now
wifout furfer a deu
let's get started wif
our diss abbointing feature
what iss called
my big surbrise ... rained out
yes yess
I remember it
like it whas only
one wheek ago
whee whake ub
berry early Saturday morning
eated a tiny breakfast
goes back teu bed
and the Mom says teu me
" Reufus "
she says
" whee are going
swimming
in
four hours "
and
I say
"  y a y "
on a counta
o boy o boy o boy
yeu know how
I   l u b b s   t e u   s w i m
and
ass time grows close
so deus
t h e   s t o r m s
funder cells
right ober
r u m m y ' s   b e a c h   c l u b
*sobs*
*collecks self*
*sniffles*
so
that brings uss teu
our contingency blan feature
what iss called
o yay
more time for the Mom
teu whork for the facktory
*boo*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular fall feature
what iss called
Aggie Football
and
ass much ass
I deu lubbs Aggie Football
. . .
it iss
h a r d   t e u   w h a t c h
ole miss
iss knot ass ole
ass I whish she iss
My Aggies 20   -   ole miss 35
she beat uss like
a   d r u m b
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our tidbits feature
what iss called
the bit of time
the Mom iss
home from the facktory
on a counta
our soft whare
here
iss out ob date
*shakes fist then sobs*
*angry boice*
so
in stead ob whorking
here in our home
where I can
cater teu her kneeds
she whorks
at
the facktory
and
the bit ob time
whee habbs teugeffer
whee sbend deuing
c h o r e s
and
ok
s t r e s s   r e l e a f   p h e r a b y
I amb
knot an ecksbert
butt
I deu my best
at thiss
berry ardyeu-uss tassk
*snores juss a little*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our new regular feature
what iss called
My Art
and
here iss
The Steudent in Whatter Cullers
The Tecknickal Steudent
and
a bit relacksed
The Whattery Cullered Pherabist
followed by
Some Pherabists Shood Knot Get Tecknickal
and now
whee close out our wheekend
wif
a glimbse ob
o u r   b e c a n   t r e e
*sad sigh*
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh
Stress Full Stormy Monday
*fundery funder*
*whindy whind*
*bray for dead becan tree*
*rainy rain*
and
our brayers are answered

here
iss
o u r   w h i n d   d a m a g e
*cheers*
she came from
ub there
yess yesss
whee deu
s u r b a y
the rest ob the yard
and
all iss
o k a y
and now
that brings uss teu
our memorial feature
what iss called
a few lasst minutes wif my becan tree
*whibes tears*
so sad
butt
so fank full
shee iss knot on my roof
after the big storms
Fank Dog
whee are
b u s i n e s s   a s s   y e u s y e u   a l l
a quick look
ubb teu
h e r   m a j e s t y
a bit ob
gaffering
my emo shuns
one lasst look
at
h e r   t r u n k
*whibes tear*
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our first FEATURE feature
what iss called
Fare Whell teu Miss Becan
a   b i t   s c a r y
on a counta
she iss juss
ten feets off my batio
a bower line
runs frew her
and
while
all my faborite reums
are on
the back ob the house
so
iss
shee
so
here I amb
w h a t c h i n g
the Photographer
taking
the back yard bickshers from the front yard
and then
whatching the whorkers
from
m y   c o m m a n d   c e n t e r
they are lowering
each limb
wif
robes
what makes it
s l o w   g o i n g
and wif
the tree so close teu the house
. . .
the Mom brefers
I deu knot stand at the back door
on a counta
 the bossibility
ob
c r a s h   b e u m
so
I deu
h e u m o r   h e r
ass I amb able
and
she deus
t r a c k   b r o g r e s s
from the front lines
kinda
s c a r y
when
yeu whatch it
ob course
I habbs
my own whorries
mosely that
I habbs knot
brobberly
g r e e t e d   o u r   g u e s t s
though
they abbear teu be busy
creating
m y   n e w   a g i l i t y   c o u r s e
sicks hours
inn
and
here she iss
the
u b   i n   t h e   t r e e   c u t t i n g
stobs
ebbery so offten
so they can
deu some
o n   t h e   g r o u n d   c u t t i n g
and
sorting ob the limbs
by size
and then
the berry brabe
t i b b y   t o b   c u t t e r
climbs
whay ub there
moobs
hiss robes
a round
and
whaits teu
t o b   t h e   t r e e
sending
the nerbous Mom
inn teu the house
teu
b a c e   t h e   f l o o r s
and
me
teu
f o l l o w   h e r
. . .
then she slibs out
teu see
thiss
and
thiss
iss when
t h e   w h o l e   e a r f
began teu
s h a k e
. . .
wif
free teu fore feet
at a time
the trunk
she deus come down
limbs
and
logs
ebbery
where
and
wif the tree
teu short teu hit the house
whee take a break
teu
c h i l l
whatch some teebee
and juss
knot bace the floors
for
a while
and then
*whole house shakes*
she iss
a l l   d o w n
and now
wif
the dangerous whork
be hine uss
I fink
I shood
g o   o u t   t e u   h e l b
butt
the Mom says
" no no knot yet "
on a counta
they habbs some
o n   t h e   g r o u n d   c u t t i n g
teu deu
and
a lot more
h a u l i n g   t e u   t h e   f r o n t
and now
*drumb roll*
. . .
t h e   s t u m b   g r i n d e r
iss here
yess yesss
the job
what
mess merizes
my the Mom
and
in thiss bicksher
yeu can see
t h e   b a s e   o b   t h e   t r e e
by those teu men
more logs
in
the dribe whay
I fink
those stains are the sab
butt
the Mom cood all so see
t h e   b o r i n g   b e a t l e s
whell
knot the beatles
butt
their wholes
*sobs*
m y   m a j e s t i c k   b e c a n
redeuced
teu
d u s t
lots
and
lots
and
l o t s   o b   s a w   d u s t
o my
what
a   l o n g   d a y
whee are so berry habby
teu
habbs thiss be hind uss
whee are
e c k s a u c e t e d
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
whednesday
wif
my skool on hiatus
it iss
juss blain whednesday
*boo*
the Mom iss
l a t e   h o m e
and
full ob
t h e   s t r e s s e s
so
whee chill a bit
then
she sets ub
a figyeur 8 course
and
whee head out for
o f f   l e a s h   t r a i n i n g
where
whee deu seberal fings
whell
and then
i t   h a b b e n s
. . .
Z E U M I E S
. . .
I take off
I rib I romb
I grab the tug toy
out ob
the Handler's bocket
and
I.
DEU.
ZEUM.

next
I find my self in
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
- - -
a short time later
a quiet moment
and
she draws me close
teu
whisbers in my ear
t h e   n o   m o r e   s t o r y
what goes like thiss

no more
*clears froat*
no more training
no more skool
no more trials

no more nuffing
on a counta

i deu zeum
and
whee iss knot gonna deu it

no more
keebing in mind
s h e   l u b b s   m e
more than any fing in thiss whirl
. . .
thiss habbs
nuffing teu deu wif me
and
ebbery fing teu deu
wif
yeu guessed it
the facktory
what iss why
(1)
I gibbs the whoman
m y   s w e e t   f a c e
and
[d]
I amb angry wif the facktory
*nods*
- - - - -
butt
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
and
here I amb
shniffing
t h e   s b o i l s
ob
limbs and twigs
what
a along wif the
big holes and dents
make
m y   y a r d
assfetically unbleasing
butt
whay more interesting
and
what wif
the cooler wheffer
and
t h e   s a w   d u s t
in the airs
I gots me
t h e   z e u m i e s
and
keebing teu
the no more story
. . .
whee deu knot train
*bouts*
and
*hobes she changes her mind*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday
the Mom iss
l a t e
butt
she iss
h o m e
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
what iss
knot so much a nab
ass
a time teu
t a l k   a b o u t   f i n g s
like
w h e u   i s s   a   b o o g e r
what
by all a ccounts
iss really
m e
*nods*
whee deu all so
play
b e d   g a m e s
what
iss
mosely
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l s
and all so
touch
hi fibe
kiss

settle
and
our recent addition
from the settle bozishun
. . .
s i t
I understand
thiss concebt
much better
when the Mom iss standing ub
butt
whee are whorking on it
odder whise
:: whait a minnit ::
i finks whee are training
. . .
yess yesss
um whell
she iss
a   l o t   o b   w h o r k
so when she fades
juss a bit
. . .
I sneak a whay
teu
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
butt now
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
out side
what a gorgeous day
wif
the bleu sky
and
the buff buff clowd
the berfeckt day
for
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday After Noon Photo Sheut
and
here I amb
s t a n d i n g
gibbing yeu
c o n f i d e n t
gibbing yeu
a bit ob
c u r i o u s
followed ub
wif
a bit ob
k n o w i n g
I amb
s u c h   a   g o o d   b o y
eyes on the libber
. . .
knot moobing
a innch
all the while
keebing
m y   s e n s e   o b   h y e u m o r
and now
juss
a   t i n y   b i t   o b   t r a i n i n g
and
here I amb
" c l o s e "
berhabs
I amb bretty sure
the cranky whoman
habbs
changed her mind
*crosses baws*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
a new twist
on
our regular feature
what iss called
f i n g s   k n o t   i n   m y   y a r d
m y   b e c a n   t r e e
iss knot in
my yard
*dabs tisheu teu eye balls*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
the one what
I amb whaiting on
since
breakfast
that's wright
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
teunight's culinary delight
starts wif
the fishes and bedgies
then joined by
t h e   f r e u t s   o b   t h e   d a y
what are
courtesy ob
my friend
Trader Joe
*chob chob*
*toss toss*
and
w h a h   l a h

teunight's sbeshull
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh cant elobes
wif
ore gantickle abble garnish
now
fought fully baired
wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
*amen*
*dig inn*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing
o
look look
. . .
Mrs Dubb
[or close relatibbs may be]
returns
*cheers*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our odder Friday photo sheut
and
here
the Photographer
tells me
" yeu kneeds a baff "
what
I deu rebly wif
" shirly I deu knot "
" s h i r l y "
I can knot whork
under
t h e s e   c o n d i s h u n s
. . .
and
really and treuly
I amb
l u b b l y   j u s s   a s s   I   a m b
really I amb
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my toy ob the wheek
and
thiss wheek's seleckshun
iss
m y   b i n k   c a d i l l a c k
I carry her
frew out the house
and
teuday
whee are blaying
in
the big bed
*skweek skweek skweek*
*tussle tussle*
*skweek skweek skweek*
*tussle tussle*
un till
. . .
I deu finks
four certain
it
iss
t i m e
butt then
the Mom says
" no no Reufus it iss knot time "
*deeb sigh*
so
I
try teu be
a bit more
berswaysibbs
iss it time
now
yess yesss
it iss
t i m e   n o w
four
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
yes yess
yeu guessed it
the berry bredicktable
b u l l y   s t i c k
what teunight
I
deu
s a b o r
o
yess yessssss
- - - - -
and now
ass
our wheek
draws teu a close
I shood like teu
leabes yeu wif
our seckond FEATURE feature
what iss called
Blease teu say Hello
and
Whellcome
teu
My Cousin Pippi
o
yess yesssss
fresh off the air o blane
from
Bortland Ore A Gone
Miss Pippi
iss
a   l u b b l y   b e k i n g e s e
nine wheeks old
. . .
O
whee deu lubbs her
thiss little cuddle bug
iss
new baby
teu
My Aunt Dav
and
my the Mom
iss her
f u r r y   g o d   m o t h e r
and
a u n t
[ob course]
. . .
and that reminds me
ob
t h i s s   u n i b e r s a l   t ' R e u f
when life gets yeu
a little bit down
. . .
s n u g g l e   m e