Friday, December 5, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Get Ready - Get Set - Go - Green Ribbon, Happy Thanksgiving & Deck The Halls Special Three Week Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Get Ready - Get Set - Go
Green Ribbon
Habby Fanks Gibbings
and
Deck the Halls
Sbeshull Free Wheek Edition

and
whee begin thiss
w h a y   t e u   l o n g   e d i t i o n
wif
flash back friday
when
I whas named
e m b l o y e e   o b   t h e   y e a r
thiss bicksher iss tooken by
a   f a c k t o r y   b r i n c i b a l
featuring all so
Mary Bobbins
*nods*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my art
wif thiss what whee call
me in trolley
and
thss what whee call
me in a rena
and now
habby teu train
soft
wif
habby teu train
bold
all so
habby teu train
tecknickal
followed ub
wif
habby teu be home
bold
and then
teu
the tecknickal bershun
o
i deu lubbs
a r t
- - - - -
and now
wif thiss being such a
s e u b e r   l o n g   e d i t i o n
in which whee are tryting
teu
catch ub
. . .
I whill try teu limit my self
teu
j u s s   t h e   h i g h l i g h t s
blease teu whish uss boaf luck
- - -
Saturday Nobember 15f
h a w k
with fibe foots whing sban
*big eyes*
Monday Nobember 17f
h e a r t   w h o r m   g o o b   n i g h t
wif
the Mom
in
the baff reum
then
b o u t i n g
on
the big bed
while
my back dries
I know I know
it iss good teu be
l u b b e d
and
whell tooken care ob
butt
no matter
t h e   l u b b i n g   f u s s i n g s
it iss a night teu
b o u t
*bows head*

and now
that brings uss teu
a rare feature
what iss called
the Mom takes a day off from the facktory
Whednessday Nobember 19f
~
and
whee start the day wif
e r r a n d s
what incleudes
t r e e   s h o b b i n g
[butt no buying]
and then ass
night falls
it iss time for
quick business
board the Trolley
and
head teu
M y   S k o o l

first bisiting
the business yard

ass
the Handler and I
brebare for
thiss sbeshull night
yess yessss
whee are here for
A Sbeshull
One Night Rally Whork Shob
and
here I amb in
m y   b e r r y   o w n
b e r s o n a l
d o r m   r e u m   o n   t h e   g o
what whee brings here teunight
in brebarayshuns for
t h e   w h e e k e n d
. . .
more on that in a minute
first
check out
my big boy flooring
I deu all so habbs
the matching curtains
*nods*
- - -
and now
get ready get set
R A L L Y
whork shob
for those ob yeu
wheu are knot familiar
r a l l y
iss a sbort where yeu and the handler comblete a course ob ecksersizes what are numbered and marked wif graphickal signs. and yeu can talk back and forf, gibbs all kinds ob signals and sing braises. it iss a timed ebent so the better yeu get, the fewer whords yeu habbs teu use and the faster yeu go.
and it iss
f u n   F u n   F U N
o yess yessss
whee deu lubbs
R A L L Y
and teunight
whee deu
l e a r n s   a   l o t
*nods*
and then after whards
whee deu stay and bracktiss
m y   b r e n o b i c e   o b e d i e n c e
my figyeur 8s
in barktickular
*nibbles nails*
and then on
the Trolley ride home
whee offer ub
big fanks
for
t h e   b e s t   i n s t r u c k t o r s
in the whorld
- - -
then
a quick out
for
l a s s t   c a l l
and then
whee settle inn
for a bit ob
t e e b e e

a few
b r a y e r s
and
n i g h t   n i g h t
and that brings uss teu
a seuber rare feature
what iss called
the Mom takes a nodder day off from the facktory
Fursday Nobember 20f
~
what whee berry unforechewnutly
kick off at
Dirty Hairy Dog Whash

wif
a minor
g r e u m i n g   a b b o i n t m e n t
yeu know
ears
feffers
and
nails
followed ub
wif
e a r s   c l e a n i n g s
a
b l e u   b e r r y   f a y s h u l l
a
f u l l   b o d y   s h a m b e u

a
t u r k e y   t o w e l   r u b

and then
it habbens
whee moobs teu
t h e   d r e a d e d
h a i r   b l o w i n g   m a c h e e n s
brush
dry
fluff
and
f o l d
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
the rarest ob the rare feature
what iss called
the Mom takes a fird yet half day off from the facktory
Friday Nobember 21f
~
in which whee
buy
T h e   M a r f a   T r e e
and then
mosely juss
c h i l l
and
say
o u r   b r a y e r s
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our big ebent feature
what iss called
West Houston Obedience Dog Club
Obedience and Rally Trials
Day One
Saturday Nobember 22f
in which
the Handler and I
take
the rally course
wif great confidence and skill
on a bace teu bossible blace
... butt ...
the Handler blows uss bast
s i g n   f i b e
*sigh wif juss a hint ob groan*
- - -
and then
inn
the obedience ring
it iss
m y   f i r s t   o f f   l e a s h   e c k s b e r i e n c e
and I find my self
d i s s t r a c k t e d
by
leabes and rubber bands
on the floor
in
t h e   h e e l i n g   e b e n t s
butt I nail
m y   s t a n d   f o r   e c k s a m
and
here I amb settin ub for
t h e   r e c a l l
w  h  a  i  t  i  n  g
and
then
* c  o  m  e *
and
here I amb gibben
t h e   f i n n i s h
command
I nail it
- - -
and then
whee set ub for
t h e   l o n g   s i t   s t a y
f l a w l e s s
-
unforechewnutly
whee deu knot habbs
a qualifying score
so
~
t r y   t r y   t r y   a g a i n
teumorrow
~
and then
whee go home
and but ub
o u r   n e w   C h r i s t m a s   t r e e
 yess yesss
thiss iss
my first time
wif
the formal
D i n i n g   R e u m  C h r i s t m a s   T r e e
 what iss
a bit like gradyeuayshun
teu
b i g   b o y   s t a t t u s
 on a counta
I amb now
t r u s t e d
 and now
let uss
h u n k e r   d o w n
 and call a meeting
ob
Team Reufus
 yess yessss
time teu
hone
o u r   m e n t a l   g a m e
a few
a f f i r m a y s h u n s
a few
c h e e r s
a
quick out
 a
quick inn
and that brings uss teu
our big ebent feature
what iss called
West Houston Obedience Dog Club
Obedience and Rally Trials
Day Teu
Sunday Nobember 23f
where whee are entered
in juss
one ebent
P r e N o v i c e   O b e d i e n c e
and whee receibe
a qualifying score
a   g r e e n   r i b b o n
and thiss
s w e l l   m o n k e y
and now
I bresent teu yeu
T e a m   R e u f u s
yess yesss
Heeling  and Figyeur 8s
are much better
butt
boaf still need
l o t s   o b   w h o r k s
ass deus
m y   b r o k e n   s i t t e r
all ob which are related
teu
d i s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g
what kneeds
whork whork whork
I did
berry good
wif
r i n g   t r a n s i t i o n s
I only loss
one boint
on
Recall
and
b e r f e c k t   s c o r e s
for
Stand for Ecksam
and
Down Stay
y a y
~
and after whatching
my friends
finish ub
. . .
whee head home
for
a bit ob
r   &   r
a bit ob
j u s s   b e i n g
a bit ob
z e u m i n g
a bit ob
n a b b i n g
a bit ob
s m o o c h i n g
and
while I did all
t h e   h a r d   w h o r kthe Handler whent out for
a  c e l e b r a y s h u n
ob course
I amb all so
a   a f f l e t e
in
training
and
that brings uss tea
a sbeshull affletickal feature
what whee call
smooching wif a boy
what habbs a green ribbon
wright wright
i amb sure
yeu
like my the Mom
habbs offten whondered
so
I offer yeu
t h i s s   b i c k t o r i a l
bucker ub
lean inn
b u c k e r   u b
* s m o o c h *
- - - - -
Monday Nobember 24f
the Mom back teu the facktory
and
Myrtle's leabes habbs turned
a quick
z e u m
a
mini photo sheut
wif
m y   c o n s o l a y s h u n   b r i z e s
for
combeting
inn
The WHO Trial Ebents
then whee
head out ob doors
for
a bit ob business
and
teu check
m y   c h r i s b m u s   c a c k t u s
*skweels*
whee see
little tiny bleums
now
lets go inn
night night
- - - - -
Teusday Nobember 25f
out
for
business
and then inn
for
*drumb roll*
. . .
m a i l   c a l l
yess yess
thiss backage
iss
addressed
teu
R e u f u s   W r i g h t
wright wright
. . .
m e
now
blease teu bear wif me
and
the trials and tribyeulayshuns
ob libbing wif
t h e   b a w b a r a z z i
*sigh*
camera ... flash
camera ... no flash
cell ... no flash
bortrait
lamb scabe
and now
at long lasst
. . .
l o o k   l o o k   l o o k

fabyeulously fashingable
C h r i s t m a s   C o u t u r e
and
my berry faborite snackable
s w e e t   b o t a t o   c h i b s
and now
again
wif
t h e   p h o t o   s h e u t
I deu
a b s o l e u t e l y   l u b b s
my gifts
and
tucked inn side
iss
M y   F i r s t   C h r i s t m a s   C a r d
o
i deu lubbs it
wif
t h e   s w e e t e s t   n o t e
inn side
Fank Yeu
Aunt Nikki & Aunt Brianna
Cousins Cassie, Sora, Comet & Rigel
w h e e   l u b b s   y e u   a l l
so berry berry much
more ebens
than I lubbs
s w e e t   b o t a t o   c h i b s
*nods*
. . .
and now
out for
l a s s t   c a l l
and then
back inn ob doors
inn for
my faborite
end ob ebening acktibity
yess yessss
a bit ob
e b b e r y b o d y   l u b b s   r a y m a n
wright wright
jammies on
teufies brushed
lights out
r a y m a n   o n
whee chuckle
whee smooch
whee relacks
whee night night
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our half day facktory feature
odder whise known ass
Whednesday Nobember 26f
wif
scenes from
o u r   f a m b i l y   n a b
* s t r e t c h *
* k i s s   m y   b a w *
and now
o u t   f o r   a   b i t
*look a round*
*on a mission*

*checks the berimeter*
*leabes it*
*shniffs*
*comes when called*
*realizes*
d e c o r a y s h u n s
*boses wif unn whillingly*
thats wright
I habbs a
b o u t
juss
so
yeu
know
butt
the bout
deus
knot
lasst
long
- - -
and now for
our selfy feature
here iss
m e   a n d   m y   b f f
m e   a n d   m y   m a i n   s q u e e z e
ha ha yesss
m e   a n d   m y  t h e   m o m
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
odder whise known ass
Fanksgibbing Day
Fursday Nobember 27f
a bretty day
and
whee habbs it
a l l   t e u   o u r   s e l b e s
and
whee make the most ob it
ribbing and rombing
free fun and games
a bit ob training
and then
a bit ob
d e c o r a y s h u n   t i m e
where whee unback our

P a t i e n c e   B r e w s t e r   K r i n k l e s

O r n a m e n t s   C o l l e c k s h u n

and
here iss
Comet (large)
free reindeer ornaments
bolar bear

donkey
miss and misster binguin
miss and misster binguin
frog king
goat
 donkey and donkey
frog on a ladybug
*embarassed*
i don't know wheu
french hen - mug
french hen - brofile
camel
sicks geese a laying
teu turtle dubbs
mouse king
mrs and mr squirrel
yess yessss
mrs squirrel
mr squirrel
ostrich
and
the ornament what started it all
. . .
r e i n d e e r   d o g
and
the Mom hobing for some
t e u g e f f e r n e s s
she did bing
m y   m a t
in teu the dining reum
and I felt combelled teu
j o i n   h e r   t h e r e
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
odder whise known ass
Day After Fanksgibbing
Black Friday Nobember 28f
~
the Mom goes shobbing
the Mom comes home
the Chef a nnounces dinner
wright wright
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
grizzly salmon oil drizzle

fresh whatter melon
fresh cant elobes
wif a side ob
dasuquin
[dose switched from morning teu night]
and
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
good manners
*brayers*
amen
dig inn
after dinner
out
*zib zib*
*business done zib zib*
* business done ... f l y *
and now
back inn ob doors
teu
whork a bit on
m y   b l o g
and
iffin yeu are reading thiss wright now
yeu know
. . .
whee are
s o   b e r r y   b e r r y   b e r r y   b e h i n d
butt
whee are trying
berry berry hard
teu
c a t c h   u b
*nods*
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
odder whise known ass
Shob Local
Saturday Nobember 29f
butt
first
whee
chill
whee
make the mose ob our day
staying
close teu home
whatching
strange wheffers
shniffing
the shniffings
zeuming
the zeumies
and
heading inn
when called
only
teu
head back out

when
d a r k   f a l l s
for
interesting bickshers
more
ecksblorayshuns
and
b u s i n e s s   b l e a s e ,   R e u f u s
3 ... 2... 1.5 ... 1 ... .75 ... .5 ... .375 ... .25
whee are going back inn
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss
Sunday Nobember 30f

in which
finish
d e c o r a y t i n g   m y   t r e e

some house cleaning
and
berry little else

gluemy skies
and then
t i m e
for
our holiday feature
what iss called
My First Christmas Photo Sheut
and
here I amb modelling
m y   m a r f a   s t e w a r t   s w e a t e r
it iss
stylish
I deu like
t h e   f i t
ob her
couture
*nods*
what gibbs me
a
b e r r y   d i s t i n k w h i s h e d
look
what says
smart
fun
fun lubbing
kwite
t h e   m a n   a b o u t   t o w n
*nods*
lubbing my shweater
and
lubbing my tree
now
where are my bresents
neckst ub
iss
m y   n e w   r e i n d e e r   c o s t y e u m
a
smidge teu small
frew
the neck and head
and
four the reckord
. . .
knot
a
fan
so wif out furfer a deu
whee moobs on teu
Santa's List
n i c e   l i s t
I amb on it
*umm*
I fink
or
iss it
t h a t   o t t e r   l i s t
*scratches head*
nah
shirly knot
butt
*uhh*
nuffing else teu see here
. . .
moobing wright a long
and
whell
I fink whee are habbing thiss
photo sheut
t e u   l a t e   i n   t h e   e b e n i n g
I amb
t i r e d
and
i t   s h o w s
butt
the Media Secretary
and
the Photographer
inn sist
whee musst meet
t e u n i g h t ' s   d e a d l i n e
for
ordering our cards
neckst year
I muss remember
teu
diss cuss thiss wif the Agent
butt
for now
I gibbs it
m y   a l l
lying down
on the job
only
between takes
and
b e r k i n g   u b
on request
M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s ,   Y a ' a l l
- - -
o
and juss so yeu know
m y   s t o c k i n g
habbs been hung wif care
*nods*
and that brings uss teu
our back teu the facktory feature
what iss
Monday December 1f
yay
the Mom iss home
and
on the borch
iss
t h i s   o b e n   b o c k s
I care fully
s n e u b e r b i s e
the inn bentorying
ob
contents
and
whee are
a l l   g o o d
and now
l   o   n   g        w   h   e   e   k
whee skib four whard
teu
Whednessday December 3f
and
. . .
o
I deu lubbs a
g u i l t y   f e e l i n g   m o m
she habbs
a facktory meeting
a whay from the facktory
thiss after neuen
and
when it iss ober
. . .
s u r b r i s eshe iss home
inn
the day light
inn time teu
b l a y   f e t c h
*retriebes*
and
I   b r i n g   k o n g y   d u m b   b e l l   b a c k
and
I   b r i n g   k o n g y   d u m b   b e l l   b a c k
and
I   b r i n g   k o n g y   d u m b   b e l l   b a c k
and
I take a small break
finking otter whise
I gibbs the dumb bell
teu
the Entertainment Coordinator
slash
the Photographer
wheu
takes bickshers ob
m y   h a b b y
o
yess yesss
t h i s s   i s s   t h e   l i f e
I deu lubbs My Mom
*nods*
now I see
the Entertainment Coordinator
reaching forthe dumb bell
*con sin trayshun*
and
* c h a s e *
and
I   b r i n g   k o n g y   d u m b   b e l l   b a c k
and
I   b r i n g   k o n g y   d u m b   b e l l   b a c k
*frow it again*
*frow it again*
*frow it again*
* r e t r i e b e s *
and now
time for
a nodder break
on a counta
it iss getting
l a t e
and
I amb getting
h u n g r y
. . .
and here iss
my after dinner outing
the
later in the ebening
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
fibe moons
hey look it's the moon
hey look it's the moon
hey look it's the moon
hey look it's the moon
*giggles*
and now it iss time
for
s h m u g g l e s
and
s m e u c h e s
and
w h o r d s   o b   l u b b s
and
that brings uss teu
Fursday December 4f
morning
it iss
a beeyeutiful day
I amb
h a b b y
and
look look
m y   c h r i s t m a s   c a c k t i
iss
b l e u m i n g
and now wif
the sun down
and
the Mom finally home
big and small businesses
be hind me
it iss time teu
s e t t l e   i n n
wif
s t o l e n   t r e a s u r e
what iss
m y   t o y   o b   t h e   w h e e k
what iss
m y   t o y   o b   t h e   w h e e k
yess yess
my consolayshun brize
. . .
r a i n d e e r   w i f   g i f t   b a g
o
I deu lubbs him
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
t h e   l a s s t   d a y
ob
t h i s s   b e r r y   b e r r y   t e u   l o n g   e d i t i o n

- - -
Friday December 5f
a bit like reading
whar and beas
only
knot so hebby
thiss free wheek edition
whill bring uss
u b   t e u   d a t e
*whshhhhew*
*whibes brow*
and now
that brings uss teu
our yibbee the Mom iss Home feature
what iss called
the Photographer left the camera
in a bag
wif a cold whatter bottle
butt
I amb
berry berry cute
looking ub my tree
and now
wif the camera fawed
. . .
whee are out
for
a   b i t   o b   p h o t o s
rocking
m y   c u s t o m   r a i n d e e r   n e c k   w h a r e
by
Aunty N & B Couture
talk amongs yeur selbes
butt
I fink whee can all a gree
I deu look
d a s h i n g
*nods*
and now
how about
a   t r e a s u r e   h u n t
*shniff shniff shniff*
X
marks
t h e   s b o t
and
here she iss
. . .
m y   t r e a s u r e
*harumph*
I whill nebber ebber under stand
" d r o b   i t "
I sub scribe
more teu the
f i n d e r s   k e e b e r s
skool ob fought
butt
I deu try hard
teu
a b b l y   a c k a d e m i a   s k i l l s
teu
ebbery day life
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Friday Photo Sheut
and
here I amb
refleckting on my blog
finking
I   d e f   h a b b s   t h e   l o o k s
butt
my chance
ob being
e l e c k t e d   t e u   b u b l i c k   o f f i c e
iss
b r e t t y   m u c h   n i l l
o whell
S a d   D a y   f o r   A m e r i c a
butt
let me inn
on a counta
it iss finally
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
yess yesss
chob chob
shake shake
what deus the Chef make
now bresenting
teunight's feature
. . .

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh green beans

fresh delishuss jeucy cant eloube
wif
a drizzle ob grizzly salmon oil
and
a dasuquin mint
made
in its intirity
wif
l u b b s
and
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
*amen*
and now
. . .
a quick
o u t i n g
and back
i n n
long day
l o n g   w h e e k
the Mom deus knot feel teu swell
so
e  a  r  l  y      n  i  g  h  t
and
ass I close my eyes teunight
I share these foughts
. . .
Holidays can be hard.

Teu Those Wheu Feel Alone ... Keebs The Faith.
Oben Yeur Heart. 
Allow Otters Inn.
~
Teu Those Wheu Feel Beas ... Stop. Take a Moment.
Look Around.
Yeu whill likely see Some One in Kneed.
In Kneed of Juss
b e i n g   r e m e m b e r e d
Merry Christmas