Friday, September 19, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Big Birthday, Large Event, Monster Weather & Copius Chilling Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Big Birfday
Large Ebent
Monster Wheffer
and
Cobius Chilling
Edition


yess yesss
ass yeu might guess
our wheek iss
bizzy Bizzy
B I Z Z Y
so let's get started wif
our regular yet seasonal feature
what iss called
Saturday
 and
thiss one starts like
most otters
. . .
tasty breakfasts
a bit ob a lay in
 butt
teudeay
. . .
the airs are a bit
c o o l e r
yess yesssss
teuday whee whitness
o u r   f i r s t   s i g n   o b   f a l l
wright wright
the Mom in
l o n g   b a n t s
juss like a grown berson
and sbeaking ob
grown berson
. . .
I dress her
I but her in the Trolley
I send her teu meet Aunt Dav
for her first
b i r f d a y   s e l l e b r a y s h u n
wif the
s e u b e r   t a s t y   f o o d s
and
a shared crim breulay
 at
yess yesss
she iss gone quite a while
frankly
w h e l l   b a s s t   h e r   a f t e r n o o n   c u r f e w
  butt
all iss forgibben
when she brings home
o u r   b i r f d a y   g i f t 
check
it
out
 weu heu
it iss
a l l   a b o u t   m e
and yeu all know
nuffing makes the Mom habbier 
yess yesss
I scored thiss
whee receibes
Golden Records Whall Art
Golden Coffee Combany ... Coffee Cub
Golden Trolley Mag Nit

and
look look
a swell framed cork board
what Aunt Dav says whee shood use for
training notes
ebent flyers
bickshers

. . .
and then there iss
m y   b i n k   c a d i l l a c k
 o
i deu lubbs
h e r
*skweek skweek skweek*
 eben though I habbs
gibben her
a   r o l l   o b e r
*skweek skweek skweek*
and that brings uss teu
our btho feature
what iss called
the Mom ran off teu whatch the game
wif
My Aunt Karen
Aggies 38   Owls 10
they habbs a great time
the Mom iss home at midnight
and
I amb starting teu fink
~ she iss out ob control ~
butt
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Crack ob Dawn Sunday
whee are ub
whee are breakfasted
the Mom iss showered and clobed
 chee iss chobbed
libber iss bagged
crate and barrel bag are ready
I amb out for
s m a l l   b u s i n e s s
and then
kwick kwick
a l l   a   b o a r d
the Trolley
 then
a half mile a whay
whee remembered
whee forgot
my whatter
so
a kwick trib back
a long trib for whard
and here whee are
at
o u r   d e s t i n a y s h u n
. . .
and that begs the question
where o where are whee
hint: 
that sbot yeu see in the center
ob the bicksher iss
a hello cobter
yessss
I habbs been here
before
look look
l o o k
back there
in
t h e   b a c k 
*fantasy i land boice*
the blane the blane
 wright wright
whee are at
Hooks Airbort
and more sbissiffically
The Dinky Dome
whee are here for a
Rally Show N Go
teu benefit
Linde Madden
and
arribing early
whee set ub
m y   c o n d o
and
here I amb in side
c h i l l i n g 
yess yesss
I amb signed ub for
1  Rally Knobiss
2 Rally Adbanced
[during which I whill all so deu obedience]
and now it iss time for
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
T e a m   R e u f u s   I n   A c k s h u n
and here I amb
Rally Knobiss
h e e l i n g
blease teu note
full attenshun on
the Handler
*golf clab*
. . .
and here I amb
in the brocess ob
s i t t i n g
and now
whee mobbs on teu
Rally Adbanced
and here I amb
in my
s t a n d   s t a y
whagging my tail
butt
standing and staying
ass
the Mom Handler returns
and now
wif bause for a little
t u n g   t e u d e
here I amb
o b e r
looking teu my wright
for
the Mom Handler
and now
a   q u i c k   r e t u r n
teu
her side
and
here iss my
s i t   s t a y
while she whalks round me
and our
a b o u t   t u r n
wif
tung teude
and here iss my
d r o b
or
f r e e z e
and now
here I amb
making the turn
and
abbroach
teu bracktiss my
o b e r
and now
m o r e   h e e l i n g
and
m o r e   f o c u s
a kinda slobby
c a l l   t e u   f r o n t
and
r e t u r n   t e u   s i d e
round the ring again
for a nodder
o b e r
and
a betterer
f r o n t
and
return teu
s i d e
wif a
s i t
ob course
and then
whee
try that again
wif
r e w h a r d s
yess yesss
I amb
m u c h   m o r e   s h a r b e r
when there iss
c h e e
inbolbed
and then
for my lasst ecksersize
a nodder
o b e r
wif quick
c o l l e c k s h u n
- - -
and then
whee end our morning
wif
a berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
s t i l l   s h o t s
and
here iss me
s m i l i n g
and
looking at
my the Mom Handler
when
she decides teu
re-bozishun my self
for a
t a i l   t e u   t h e   w r i g h t
and
a smile
ob course
and then
juss before whee go
. . .
I get the
b r i g h t   i d e a
teu habbs her join me
~ s m i l e ~
and wif
m a n y   f a n k s
teu
Krafty K9
what
a
F U N
day
and now
here I amb
demonstrating
m y   g o o d   m a n n e r s
ass whee whait
for
the Real and Brofeshunall Photographer
teu but
m y   s w e l l   p h o t o s
on
a flat silber circle disk fing
and now
that brings uss teu
our Trolley feature
what iss called
time teu go home
yess yesss
whee board the Trolley
I bick my seat
and settle in for
a   l i t t l e   n a b
it iss quite
a   l o n g   t r i b
home
so
the Mom Trolley Driber
s i n g s
teu me
s o n g s   o b   b r a i s e
and when whee come teu
t h e   s t o b b i n g   b a r t s
I deu
r i s e   u b
teu see what I can see
and now
that brings uss teu
our return destinayshun feature
what iss called
h o m e
and since
The Bartying Mom
habbs a bit ob a
t i r e d
whee deu habbs
a   q u i e t   a f t e r n o o n
until
time teu send her off
for
a   b i r f d a y   d i n n e r   s e l l e b r a y s h u n
*whisbers*
she iss out ob control
- - - - -
and now
that  brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
and since
the Mom habbs
boaf
a tired
and
a hard and ubsetting day at the facktory
whee kinda juss
t a k e   i t   e a s y
wif
a little
s h n o o f i n g
a little
g r a z i n g
a little
m e a n d e r i n g
I fink yeu get
t h e   b o i n t
. . .
Ugh Monday
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Habby Birfday Mom
whee whill
b a r t y
when she comes home
butt first
I send her a whay teu deu
T e u s d a y   F a c k t o r y   F i n g s
and then
when she iss leabing the job site
. . .
s t o r m y   s k i e s
what are knot teu stormy
for her teu stob for
a   b i r f d a y   l u n c h
for one
yesss yessss
she iss sboiling her self teuday
no salad or sammy at her desk
no no knot teuday
. . .
mmmmm
t h e   n u m b e r   o n e
from
Qin Dynasty
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull transit feature
what iss called
Birfday Trolley Trib Home teu Me
and
when the Mom stebs out
teu the Trolley
. . .
s e u b e r   a n g r y   s k i e s
wright here
looking
norf teu east

and
east teu souf
and now
she takes thiss
f r e a k y   b a n o r a m i c k
from norf teu east teu souf

and then enough
funny bizziness
here shee iss in the Trolley
heading
n o r f
teu
o u r   h o m e
and before she gets berry far
it
comes
a
f r e a k i n g   a n g r y   f l o o d
the whatter ob which
iss ober the curbs
and when she iss
*sigh ob relief*
f i n a l l y   h o m e
shee a nnounces
dinner out ... cancelled
- - -
it whill juss be
t h e   t e u   o b   u s s
for the ebening
*cheers*
and when the rain
lightens ub a little
I deu run out for
s m a l l   b u s i n e s s
under the
g l o o m y   s k y
and then
berry habbily
r u n   b a c k   t e u   t h e   M o m
and wif a
g l e u m y   f o r e c a s s t
whee settle in wif
the Media Secretary
teu take care of some
birfday business
teu dicktate
m y   b l o g
and
teu get me some
e a r   s k r i t c h e s
*nods*
and after a
r e s t l e s s   n i g h t
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
wright wright
after a nodder
berry whet
berry floody
Trolley Trib Home
. . .
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
and here iss me
s i t t i n g
on my our the Mom's birfday gift
from Aunt Dav
and now wif
the chee chobbed
whee can get on wif
the rest ob our
S k o o l   N i g h t   R e u t e e n
and
juss before whee get
s e r i o u s
about it
whee get the whord
. . .
teunight
my skool iss
c a n c e l l e d
deu teu
flood whatters
all ober town
and so
whee sbend
the ebening
deuing
a bit ob
b a c k   y a r d   t r a i n i n g

a bit ob
i n   d o o r   t r a i n i n g
a bit ob
c u d d l e s
and
a bit ob
n i g h t   n i g h t
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
it habbs been
a   s c a r y   d a y
wif
the funders fundering
the lightning lightning
the storm whatters storming
and
I amb fank full
t h e   M o m   i s s   H o m e
and
early
and
ass yeu can brolly tell
. . .
the lawn tenders
habbs temded
the lawn 
eben though
it iss
s w a m b y
leabing be hine
a bleffora ob
f a b y e u l u s s   s h m e l l s
and
yeu know
what that means
*nods*
s w e e t   r o l l
o blease
there iss no kneed
teu
s k r e e c h
I know it iss
t i m e
yess yessss
time teu
g o   i n
on a counta
I am teu send the Mom a whay
for a nodder
b i r f d a y   d i n n e r
wif the Aunt Karen
so she can
habbs a great time
and more imbortantly
come back wif
s w e l l   g if t s
for me uss her
it iss
a bit late when she gets home
so she says teu me
" whee whill oben teumorrow "
*harumph*
and wif
the misty drizzly rain
whee furst go out
on my string
then later wif
t h e   f r e e d o m
juss
t h e   t e u   o b   u s s
 and then
in the middle of the night
it started
- - -
r a i n   r a i n   r a i n
all night
r a i n
- - - 
and that brings uss teu
our storm a lert feature
what iss called
Flash Flood Friday

where
the Mom left for the Facktory
and then
turned a round teu
c o m e   b a c k   h o m e
yess yessss
f l a s h   f l o o d   w h a r n i n g
curr-tissy ob
Her-Ocane O'Deel
and
here I amb
f a n k   f u l l
the Mom iss back home
under our
d r y   r e u f
 and
here I amb in
t h e   c o n t r o l   c e n t e r
phone ... check
teebee ... check
and now
that brings uss teu
our Friday feature
what iss berry coincidentally called
Our Friday
and
here I amb
t i b   t o e
ing
 basst
the batio
freu the flood whatters
teu
t h e   b u s i n e s s   c e n t e r
yess yess
I habbs business in
the highlands
 and
juss look at all the
s t a n d i n g   w h a t t e r s
and
here iss me
k n o t   f i n k i n g
ob a sweet roll
on a counta it iss hard teu fink
when the Mom iss
s k r e e c h i n g
g e n t l y   c a l l i n g   m y   n a m e
*hahaha*
and now
here I amb settling in teu
t h e   l a z y n e s s
ob
thiss rainy day
untill
I remember
. . .
M y   O u r   A u n t   K a r e n   G i f t
yess yesss
the time iss wright
let's blease teu
o b e n
o yessss
I amb
s o   e c k s i t e d
on a counta
m o n k e y
and
here iss me
r a s s l i n g
him teu the floors
so
the Mom bicks him back ub
h a t
and all
yess yessss
check out
t h e   A G G I E   h a t
*whoop*
and
in side the bag
t h i s s   s w e l l   j e r s e y
here
I amb checking
the size
o yeah baby
it iss
f o r   m e
all so in thiss
bag ob gifts
. . .
h o m e   c o o k e d   b e a n s   &   c a r r o t s
for me
ob course
juss look at
a l l   m y   o u r   l o o t
and now
the time habbs come
for
my sbeshull feature
what iss called
My Birfday Card for The Mom
yess yessss
I lubbs yeu, Mom
butt
wiff all ob
yeur oh-see-dees
and
yeur ober brotecktibbs nesses

sometimes I whonder
why I but ub wif yeu
and then
I remember
yesss yessssss
on a counta
whee are
m a d e   f o r   o n e   a n o d d e r
and
juss in case
I habbs ubset yeu
. . .
I habbs
k e n n e l l e d   m y s e l f
*hahaha*
the Mom
begins teu gush
" O Reufus I lubbs yeu so much "
and then
she says teu the Photographer
"o blease teu take a bicksher "
[berry sbeshull fanks teu the Aunt Karen]
and that brings uss teu
my our birfday feature
what iss called
T W E L F   M A N
yess yesss
I amb
S E U T E D   U B
and
berry hobes full
that
C o a c h   S u m l i n
whill but me in
wright wright
and I fink
y e u   l a d i e s
whill agree
I deu
f i l l   o u t   m y   u n i f o r m
berry nicely
knot teu brag
juss stating a fackt
- - -
and now
I add
m y   h a t
o yess yesss
t h e   c o a c h i n g   h a t
on a counta
I deu look
s w a b   a n d   s o   f i s s t i c a t e d
and a bit like
C o a c h
wright wright
it takes
berry little imagination
teu
bicksher me on
t h e   s i d e   l i n e
coaching subbort
running back
wright tackle
yesss yesssss
I amb
. . .
Reufus Wright
Sbeshull Teams
Twelf Man
* W H O O P *
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my toy ob the wheek
o yeah
it isss
a bizzy toy wheek
so
wif out furfer delay
I a nnounce
my toy ob the wheek
*drumb roll*
and it iss a tie
* * * * *
r a s s l i n g   m o n k e y
*honk honk honk skweek skweek*
and all so
*skweek skweek skweek skweek skweek*
m y   b i n k   c a d i l l a c k
yess yessssss
I deu lubbs her
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Bounty
and
these treasures
are brought teu uss
courtesy ob
k r o g e r
o yeah
w h a t t e r   m e l o n
and
f r e s h   b e d g i e s
and
o z a r k a   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s
I deu lubbs
g r o c e r y   d a y
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our wheffer feature
what iss called
what teu on a gleumy Friday
while
it iss knot raining
it iss still
g r a y   g l e u m y   s o g g y
yeu know
juss wright for a
s w e e t   r o l l
no kneed teu skreech
I amb juss
h o b b i n g   u b
for a
m i n i   z e u m
and now
i n   o b   d o o r s
where
*tib toes*
*shhh shhhhh*
I sneak off for a nab
in
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
wif
m y   b i n k   c a d i l l a c k
ob course
butt then
I amb a whakened
for
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Out ob Doors
o gosh
more gleum
teu
the souf
maybe juss maybe
a glimmer ob hobes
teu
the whest
and
wright smack
in the middle ob the yard
. . .
s w a m b s
and
here I amb
checking it out
lots ob
w h o r m s
habbs floated ub
ebbery where
lots ob
s h m e l l s
lots ob
s b l i s h   s b l a s h e s
o d d e r   f i n g s
teu check out
and
whays teu test
t h e   M o m ' s   l i m i t s
*hahaha*
and
z z z z e u m
when called
making
a round by
the gate
aaaaand
in
. . .
for
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
what
I
... ummm ...
sbend
h o n k i n g   m y   m o n k e y
*chuckles*
- - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
yess yessss
t h e   m o m e n t
whee habbs all been
w h a i t i n g
for
and whee start
wif
a cub ob the regular
a bit ob the sbeshull
and
under
my whatch full eye
. . .
the garnish
yess yessss
Teunight's Sbeshull
. . .
salmon and legumes kibble
fresh Aunt Karen green beans
fresh Aunt Karen carrots
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter melon garnish
and now
baried wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
d i n n e r
iss serbed
*nom*
*nom*
*nom*
*nom*
*nom*
and
a bit ob whatter
teu
whash it down
and now that bring uss teu
a sbeshull birfday feature
what iss called
the bird whatches ober me
allow me teu
intro deuce
my chiggin whatter can
shee iss whatching me
d r i n k
and
c l e a n   m y   b o w l s
*burb*
and now
that  brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing
and
o my
the wheffer iss gleumy
wif
a slight chance
ob
bleu
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Photo Sheut
and
I gibbs yeu
deb on air
and
a bit ob
c o n c e n t r a t i o n
on what
yeu ask
. . .
why
l i b b e r s
ob course
o
look
s k w i r r e l
*haha*
and now
I amb tiring
ob
s i t t i n g   s t i l l
it
ibbs
t h e   w h e e k e n d
after all
o
butt
I   d e u   l u b b s   y e u
and now
back in ob doors
while
I
w h a i t
that's wright
yeu know
ebbery time
the Mom goes teu
the kitching
. . .
I tabs my whatch
on a counta
it iss time
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
and
teunight's seleckshun
*drumb roll*
a berry tasty
b u l l y   s t i c k
what I will
s m o k e
like
a berry fine cigar
ass I
s a b o r
ebbery single moment
and then
when I diss abbear
the Mom finks teu
ask me
what deu yeu whant
whell
my after cheu feature
what iss called
o u t s i d e
teu deu what
she asks
. . .
s w e e t   r o l l
and then
teu check my
" x "
what
she asks
iss it
. . .
f e f f e r
c o m e   i n   n o w
she says
and now
m y   f r i e n d s
ass whee say
good bye teu thiss wheek
and
but thiss Friday teu
b i g   b e d
whee are
f a n k s   f u l l
for
our friends
our fambily
and
Our Brecious Time Teugeffer