Friday, August 15, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Boom Boom Out Go The LIghts Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Boom Boom
Out Go The Lights
Edition
o yeah
it habbs been
a   n o d d e r   b i z z y   w h e e k
so
let''s get wright teu it
wif
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
All A Board
for
A Sbeshull Ackademia Saturday
yess yesss
whee whoke ub
early Saturday morning
teu
board the Trolley
where I found
the messages teu be
m a n y

and
the agilty fields
q u i e t
butt
I whas there for
a   b r i b a t e
yesss
o n e   o n   o n e
l e s s o n
no bickshers
on a counta
the Photographer whas bizzy
butt whee whorked on:
ring entries
off and on leash transitions
heeling wif distrackshuns
off leash heeling
my on off switch
*clears froat*
knot leabing my mat teu greet
a berry cute border collie bubby
*eubsy*
recalls
sit stays
stands
. . .
and
all in all
I fink
the Handler and I did
b e r r y   b e r r y   w h e l l
wif
m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s
teu
Our Awesome Instrucktors and Mentors
for
e b b e r y   s i n g l e   f i n g
. . .
#thanksforknotgibbingubonuss
*nods*
I mean
whee berry often
s t o b   t e u   f i n k
juss
h o w   f a r
w h e e   h a b b s   c o m e
and
whee a maze
eben
our own selbes
. . .
it habbs tooken
a   g r e a t   l o n g   w h i l e
on a counta
t h e   s e u b e r   g r e e n   h a n d l e r
butt
she habbs come a long
n i c e l y
now if I can get her teu
s h o w   i n   t h e   r i n g
like she can easily
s h o w   i n   t h e   b a c k   y a r d
whee whill be
b a c k   a t   i t
in no time
. . .
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the rest ob my Saturday
yesss yesssssss
I kicks ub my heals
juss be fore
z z z z e u m i e s
and follow it ub
wif
c h e a t e r   s h e e t   w h a s h i n g *
*cheater sheets: describtibbs noun ~ meaning bed clobes what are remoobed from bed wright quick, immediately frown in whasher then dryer and then but wright back on the bed, there by aboiding the tedious ackt ob folding the sheets.. . .
*nods*
and
u b   s i d e   d o w n   n a b   t i m e
and then
a long came
f u n d e r
and a bit ob a shower
followed by
more
s u n   s h i n e
and
a bit more
time out ob doors
and then
that brings uss teu
our fairly regular feature
what iss called
Second Breakfast Sunday
yess yessss
a fair bit ob time after
my awesome 
Six Firty Ayy-Emm
First Breakfast
whee boarded the Trolley
for
. . .
whait for it
. . .
w h a t a b u r g e r
the greatest breakfast blace on earf
where
I ordered
the breakfast blatter
wif
C R I S B Y   W H E L L   D O N E   B A C O N
like I amb some sort ob
b a c o n   s n o b
#itsknotme #itstheMom
it whas
a free ring circus
a long whait
and
my bacon iss
w h i m b y
butt
I amb knot diss abbointed
#nommyanywayyeucookit
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
a cubble ob odder fings about
My Sunday
basking in the
g l o r i o u s   s u n   s h i n e
shmelling
s h n i f f y   s h m e l l s
and
g r a z i n g
o yess yessssss
I deu lubbs
a freshly mowed lawn
and here
the Photographer
takes
a   c l e b b e r   c l o s e   u b
and now
I offer yeu
a   s w e e t   r o l l
*whaller and scoot*
*roll*
*shakes it off*
*shniffs one more time*
ok ok
according teu
the KillJoy Mom
all good fings muss come teu an end
and
that brings uss teu
Our Main Feature
what iss called
Boom Boom
Out Go The Lights
it iss
A Berry Good Monday Ebening
good training
tasty dinner
and then
i t   h a b b e n e d
. . .
the Mom is at the sink
bare footed
whashing her dinner blate
when
BOLT OF LIGHTNING
lights dim
lights flash
glass globe ob kitching light fixture
crashes teu floor

and
B O O M   B O O M
O U T   G O   T H E   L I G H T S
. . .
shards ob glass fly ebbery where
and
from the otter side ob the fambily reum
I hear the Mom scream
" R e u f u s ... K e n n e l "
I amb whorried
the crash ~ my Mom ~ the scream
and for a brief second
I question the command
. . .
and then
I
k e n n e l
ok yeah
that iss
t h e   b i g   b a d   s t o r m
ass
whee sit in the dark
in its whake

here iss
the tile broken and chibbed by
the falling globe
the Mom whas standing on that rug
less than 2 feetsies a whay
and
thiss iss wright where I normally hang
when the Mom iss in the kitching
. . .
F A N K   H E A B E N S
she left her nabkin be hind!!!
so
here I amb
safely wholed ub in
t h e   g e t t i n g   h o t t e r
b y   t h e   m i n u t e

confines ob
the big bed reum
the wheffer iss
c r a z y
loud funder
knot much rain
at first
butt
berry scary
LiG#tNInG
striking near by
some
butt
knot so berry much rain
and
juss teu make sure
the Mom sneaks out teu check on
t h e   b e c a n   t r e e
*whshhhhew*
s t i l l   s t a n d i n g
and wif
the wheffer still freatening
and
lots ob glass on the kitching floors
here I amb
s t i l l   w h o l e d   u  b
in the big bed reum
and now for a bit ob
time labse imaging:
s k y   n o r f
[storm basses]
s k y   n o r f
and when
the flash blangs
fade
whee sneak out
for a bit ob
o n   s t r i n g   b u s i n e s s
and
once more check on
the berry dead becan
and
here I amb
guided back in by
flash light
and
while yeu can't tell
here I amb
i n   t h e   d a r k
and that brings uss teu
a flashback feature
what I call
my early ettings
yess yessss
whay back when
a bout free years a go
. . .
I stood wright here in thiss door whay
I
looked my the Mom wright in the eye balls
flashed her a sweet smile
whagged my fluffy tail
and
I etted this little chunk ob
the bed reum door
*bow*
ahhhh
y e u f    f u l l   m e m o r i e s
and now
a whord a bout
c o o l   a i r s
fank heabens
for
a battery oberated fan
butt
it iss
no substiteute
for
t h e   c o o l   a i r s   m a c h i n e
what tybically dumbs
cool airs
wright here
o yessss
and juss then
the Mom finks teu relocate
m y   t h e   w h a t t e r   b o w l
and wif
the much quieter skies
whee head out for  a quick
h o n o r   s y s t e m   w e e
then
quickly
back in
where
teu aboid
the glass shard disaster area
what iss our kitching
. . .
the Mom shuttles me
wright back in teu
the safety ob the big bed reum
and
my relocated whatter bowl
*slurb slurb slurb slurb slurb slurb*
and now
here I amb settling in
for
a wharm night night
and
wright about the time
whee fall a sweeb
. . .
b o w e r   and   l i g h t s
come back on
allowing
. . .
the Mom teu drag her self ub
the Maid teu fire ub the Dyson
and
me teu stretch out under the a/c bent
and now
that brings uss teu
a nebber ebber ebber before feature
what iss called
Teusday No Photos
seriously
wif little sweeb
and
a berry long facktory day
the Mom shared wif me
a wonderful day full ob lubbs
butt
the Photographer took the day off
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
yess yesssss
the Mom iss home
a   b i t   e a r l y
on a counta
our back teu back classes
buts uss on
a   b e r r y   t i g h t   s c h e d y e u l e 
big business ... check
berimeter check ... check
back in
for
the Mom whardrobe change ... check
. . .
back out for miss chief round ... check
wheffer check ... check
shmells check ... check
small business ... check
back in ob doors for
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
s o s h u l l   m e d i a   c h a l l e n g e
day one
and here it iss
. . .

Rex Giovanni Schulle
inbited me teu join in the bositibity challenge going a round on Face Book.
For fibe days, I bost free bositibbs fings about my day...

1. Teuday iss Ackademia Whednesday,
and I whill be going teu My Skool
teu learn many fings and eat a lot ob chees and libbers.
2. There iss an awe some shmell in my grasses,
and I enjoyed a fabyeulous sweet roll.
3. Humb Day!!!
Yeu know how how I lubbs Humb Day!!!
The Mom iss home early. Our humidity iss low, the skies are bleu...
Life iss good!!!
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
and
I deu
s n e u b e r b i s e
and
ob course
t a s t e   t e s t
and then
it iss bagged
and
blaced in the freezer
after which
t h e   l i b b e r s
are bagged
and
t h e   w h a i t i n g   g a m e
begins
yess yessss
the clock strikes
and
I amb out for
l a s s t   c a l l
one lasst
small businesses
one lasst
kick ob the heels
one lasst
shnoofings
and then
it
iss
t i m e
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Skool Trolley
and
here I amb
e c k s i t e d
on a counta
I know
w h e r e   w h e e   a r e   g o i n g
yess yessss
My Skool
and
here I amb
bracktissing
m y   g r e e n   r e u m   s k i l l s
knot whell
butt
I amb bracktissing
wright wright
the Mom Handler
wood like me teu be
c h i l l
whell
she kneeds teu bring
my reum cubbering sheet
neckst wheek
butt for now
. . .
wif
juss ober half ob
My Combetition Skills Class
wif most ob
a quick trib teu
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d
and
a glance ub teu
o u r   f l a g
and
*looks longingly*
o how I lubbs that
b e c a n   t r e e
a facks simmily
here
a memo random
there
and now
back in side
teu
s i t   o n   t h e   s i d e   l i n e s
lissten teu
o u r   h o m e   w h o r k   a s s i g n m e n t s
check in wif
t h e   M o m   H a n d l e r
and then
resolbe my self teu
taking what the Handler calls
a   m e n t a l   b r e a k
[I deu knot habbs teu green fings on my nose...
by the whay
*chuckles*]
it takes
a bit ob deuing
butt
I fnagle my whay teu
a lie down
between the teu chairs
at
T h e   H a n d l e r ' s   L e f t   S i d e
yess yessss
it feels good
w r i g h t   h e r e
and wif
a   l o t
going on a round me
I amb
i g n o r i n g
it all
I amb
being
a   g o o d   b o y
coming ub
whee habbs our
Train Teu Whin
class
and
whee
are
training
teu
w h i n
and all so
really
b e   o u r   b e r r y   b e s s t   s e l b e s
in the ring
a taller order
than
one might fink
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Learning Big Fings
and teunight
I whorked wif
m y   o n   /   o f f   s w i t c h
on
m y   k n e w   m a t
[knot debickted in thiss bicksher]
I all so
. . .
b u m b s   m y   n o s e
on the Mom's Handler's hand
imbulse
c o n t r o l s
hears
m y   n a m e
quick
s i t s   and   d r o b s

moobing and odder whise
. . .
blays
g a m e s
h e e l s
wif distrackshuns
and
b i c k s   a   f i n g   u b
and gibbs it teu the Handler
w h a t   a   f u n   n i g h t
and
I learned a lot
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
whshhhew ... home ... whoobed
whoa
there iss
a   d e m o n i c k   a n t   e a t e r
in
my back yard
*ha ha ha*
and now
T e a m   R e u f u s
gaffers ub in
the big bed
teu
whisber cheers
s i n g   b r a i s e s
and
*clears froat*
s m e u c h   a   l i t t l e
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Fursday
. . .
and here I amb
while
the Mom iss in the showers
the Me on her clobes
ob course
that whass morning
and thiss iss
e b e n i n g
hib hib her ray
the Mom iss
h o m e
and
it iss time
teu
r i b   and   r o m b
ber chance teu
s n a t c h
a hedgitarian snack
then teu
b o u n d   a   w h a y
in miss chief
and teu
c o m e   a   r u n n i n g
when I hear
t h e   d i n n e r   b e l l
and then
wif
my belly full
and
the skies bleu
whee head out for
a   b i g   b u s i n e s s   r u n
and then settle in for
our soshull media challenge
day teu



Rex Giovanni Schulle
inbited me teu join in the bositibity challenge going a round on Face Book.
For fibe days, I bost free bositibbs fings about my day...

1. We habbs the best morning snuggles after a hard night's whork...
and thiss morning's whir seuberb!

2. I amb reeling in the glory ob being "a berry good boy"
(and yet I whas still able teu snag a hedgitarian snack!)!
3. I habbs Staff... and wheu deosn't lubbs habbing Staff!!!

and now it iss time forour regular feature
what iss called
My Sloffy Fursday
where
I show yeu
my
c u d d l e s
my
s w e e t y   f a c e
yeu may habbs
guessed
I amb
wright by
t h e   c o o l   a i r s   f a n
all mose in
t h e   M o m ' s   l a b
and
here I amb gibbing her
t h e   b a w
*smirk*
so
ob course
she gibbs it
a   t r i m
*sigh*
while I
. . .
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Morning
and
here I amb
showing yeu
t h e   d e u   y e u r   b u s i n e s s
challenge
while
the Mom habbs
l i b b e r   t r e a t s
in her hands
butt
once I deu
whee habbs
m y  m i n i
m o r n i n g   t r a i n i n g   s e s s i o n
*yay*
I deu lubbs it
and then
I race teu
the door
and teu
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
teu send the Handler Mom
o f f   t e u   t h e   f a c k t o r y
so whee can moobs quickly
teu
. . .
our besst feature ob the wheek
what iss called
After Facktory Friday
shee iss late
butt
s h e   i s s   h o m e
and
it iss
h o t
so
whee are
q u i c k
wif the businesses
and
back in ob doors
for
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
and
*blushes*
n e c k   m a s s a g e
" o mama ... yeu embarass me "
*cubbers face*
and then
quick
out side
*shakes it off*
it iss really
quite
a lubbly after neun
bright
sun shine
lots ob
bug holes
and
X
marks the
s b o t
for
a   s w e e t   r o l l
awww
yeah
*giggles*
and look
my neckware
iss still in blace
flash
quick
z z z e u m
a a a a n d
 s - w - e - e - t      r - o - l - l
and
z z z e u m
now
t h a t
my friends
iss how teu
k i c k   o f f   t h e   w h e e k e n d
and now that
brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
fings in my yard

and whell
there iss
the big bleu sky
and
thiss chiggin feffer
or
maybe from
a dubb
. . .
and there iss my
effelent ear
what looks
awesome
in the night
. . .
I habbs
clobers
where there are
knot sbosed teu be
clobers
. . .
and
a dubble decker bleum
out ob
one flower
. . .
and there are
b e e s
can yeu see them
maybe knot
butt
they are
berry scarily there
and that brings uss teu
our monfly feature
what iss called
heart whorm goob day
and whay back
when I whas
a baby bubby
the Mom but me in
my little reum
teu keeb the Bleu from
licking my goob
so now when
the Nurse takes the teube
out ob the cubbered
I go direckly teu
my little reum
and
she calls me
wright back out
and
in courages me
teu stay
still
and
w r i g h t   s i d e   u b
for
firty whole minutes
it iss
e c k s a u c e t i n g
. . .
and now
let's get on wif
the wrest ob our day
I sneuberbised
the concierge
teu fetch
the mail and newsbaber
I tooken
a small wrest
in the middle ob the floors
juss before
I tookening
a small wrest
in the middle ob the big bed
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Afternoon Photo Sheut
where
I whill gibbs yeu
my
sweet
my
look yonder
my
awwwww
my
bash full
and
juss a little
skool photo
a little
look teu the libber
a little
. . .
bald
*giggles*
butt
knot teu whorry
I amb knot really bald
. . .
it iss
the sun light
silly
and wif
some lighting adjustments
by
the Photographer
here
I amb
made in the shade
*yawn*
hahaha
that whas really
t h e   s m a c k
of a libber treat
yess yesssss
I takes
my libbers
berry berry
seriously
butt ob course
no photo sheut
wood be comblete
wif out
my signateure
b u c k e r
*bucker*
and
juss like I amb long in the
b e a u t y
I amb all so long in the
b r a i n s
and
wright now
my brains
are telling me
it.
iss.
time.
yesss yesssss
t i m e
for my berry faborite...
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
teunight's selection
features

salmon and legume kibbles

green beans

carrots
peas
lima beans
corns
tobbed off wif
grizzly salmon oil
and here iss me
asking the Chef
ber chance
cood yeu
blease teu garnish wif
f r e u t s

and
whah lah
. . .
b i n k   l a d y   a b b l e
and now
baired wif
the
o z a r k a   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s
and
ob course
g o o d   m a n n e r s
o yessss
teunight's sbeshull
iss
e c k s t r a   s l u r b y
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner acktibities
a quick
b u s i n e s s   t r i b
it's
e u b e r   h o t
so
I amb ready teu go in
for some
t l c
yess yesss
I habbs been seuber
i t c h y
and
the Mom habbs noticed
r e d   l i c k   s b o t s
so
while the Nurse hobes
t h e   g o o b
helbs
the Groomer
gibbs me a good
scratching
b r u s h i n g
and
here I amb
modelling
m y   f e f f e r s
ummm
yeu know what
the sun iss going
d i m
it iss
F r i d a y
and
I whas finking
h m m m m m
it seems like
there iss
s o m e   s b e s h u l l   f i n g
whee kneed teu deu
yess yessssss
yeu guessed it
it iss time for
our regular sbecktackular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
ahhhh
b u l l y
*rassle it*
*smoke it*
*check it*
settle in
and
* c h e u   i t *
and now
ass I lay me down
teu
s w e e b
I refleck a moment
on
y e s t e r d a y
I dream a moment
ob
t e u m o r r o w
and
I count
the blessings
ob
t e u d a y

o yess
and now for
our soshull media challenge
day 3


Rex Giovanni Schulle
inbited me teu join in the bositibity challenge going a round on Face Book.
For fibe days, I bost free bositibbs fings about my day...

1. While I lost a dear friend, entirely teu soon, teu the RB teuday...
My grief is tembered wif whonderful memories
ob the many chuckles, the abundance of smiles
and the genuine character that iss
General Barclay MacArthur.
Our brayers go ub for his Sweet Mom teunight,
and whee send our lubbs.
2. Ebbery moment ob thiss day whas great... from the nab, 
teu the sweet roll, teu the big forough brushing,
teu the training, teu the tasty dinner teu...
the cheu.
I cherish them all.
3. Free Whords:
F R I D A Y   N I G H T   W R I G H T S.