Friday, January 23, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Our Big Announcement Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Our Big
A Noun's Mint
Edition
*clears froat*
wright wright
whell
~
thiss may come
ass
q u i t e   a   s u r b r i s e
 butt
the Mom and I
habbs been mulling ober
t h i s   b e r r y   b i g   d e c i s i o n
for
a bout a year now
and
lass July
whee decided
. . .
y e s s
and then
whee obened ub
o u r   m i n d s
and
the berry first bossibility
whas
. . .
the cutest most awesome
smoob coat collie bubby
ebber teu be
whee habbs the reserbayshuns
a bout
hearding me
barking at me
and
whee juss are knot maybe ready enough
and then
came a long
the mose awesome
b e r f or m a n c e
mini a teur boodle litter
ebber teu be
incleuding
*gasb*
a phantom
o my
the Mom habbs
habbed
teu mini boodles before
butt
The Mom and I
against
all reason
. . .
o u r   h e a r t s
juss
w h a n t
. . .
a   g o l d e n   r e t r i e b e r
and then
*drumb roll*
whee got the call
from
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
teu say
*gulb*
shee knows
thiss
MACH2 Agility Chambion
G O R G E O U S   G O L D E N   M O M
ass whell ass
the
heabily Agility and Hunting titled
A W E S O M E   G O L D E N   D A D
and then
the Mom and I
but
o u r   h e a d s   t e u g e f f e r
and
 whee talk teu
The Bubby GramsMother
and wif
the recommendayshun ob
our awe some instrucktor
. . .
and
and
and
O N E   o b   t h e s e   F E L L E R S 
whill be
c o m i n g   t e u   o u r   h o m e
soon
- - -
at the moment
it seems like it might be
t h i s s   g u y
or
t h i s s   g u y
or
maybe eben
t h i s s   b r e t t y   l i t t l e   g i r l
whee are
nerbous
ecksited
scared
habby
terrified
frilled
whorried
and
ober the tob
a m b e d   u b   f o r   t h e   c h a l l e n g e
and now
o n   w i f   m y   w h e e k
- - - - -
bringing uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Saturday
whee whir
ub and out
e a r l y
for
T h e   T r o l l e y   S e r b i c e   D a y
and then
whee sbent the day
gaffering
b u b b y   f i n g s
and
b u b b i f y i n g
our home
*jan brady boyce*
b u b b y   b u b b y   b u b b y
*giggles*
and now
that brings uss teu
our seuber awesome feature
what whee call
My Sunday Second Breakfast
o
yeu know how
I deu lubbs
s g r a m b l e d   e g g s
*release*
*nomnomnomnom*
followed
by
o z a r k a   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s
and
ass yeu can see
the beginnings ob
m o o b i n g   t h e   m o m   o u t
of
o u r   r e u m
[mosely]
whee whill let her
keeb
the drafting table

for our use
[ob course]
butt
whee kneed her
teu better
o r g a n i z e   o u r   l e a s h e s
*nods*
and
ober there in the closet
whee are storing
m y   b o c k s   c o l l e c k s h u n
[yess yess I deu lubbs my bockses]
g a r a g e   s a l e   i t e m s
[aka The Reufus Wright Scholarshib Fund]
and
whee whill
let the Mom
keeb
H e r   D a d d y   W h a l l
[and her bunch ob books]
yess yessss
whee are
c l e a n i n g   a n d   s o r t i n g
- - -
and that brins uss teu
a fun feature
what iss called
Sunday in the Sun
wright wright
. . .
s u n

and
b l e u   s k y
I can hardly
beliebes
my nose
much less
my eyes
butt
thiss iss
a   g o r g e o u s   d a y
ober teu seun
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
ugh monday
the wheffer
iss
n i c e
butt
ass yeu can see
the Photographer
iss deuing her whork
h a f f   a s s
*correckts settings on camera*
ok ok
thiss looks
m o r e   l i k e   m e
and now
that brings uss teu
our new sbeshull feature
what I call
o crab sharing the lime light
b u b b y   f i n g s
and
here I amb showing yeu
t h i s s   f i n g
it iss
s o f t   a n d   s k w i s h y
and
kinda like
a   b i l l o w
and then
juss when I get comfy
*bing bing bing*
*amazon brime*
thiss arribes at our door
what in the whirl
are
t r a i n i n g   b a d s
and
why in the whirl
deu whee kneed
o n e   h u n n e r d   o b   e m
*faints*
and
hmmm
down in the cracks here
are
o d d e r   f i n g s
*scratches head*
o
teu
there iss
t h i s s
*studies bubby charts*
umm
*hobes thiss fits for the ride home*
and now
that brings uss teu
our fun feature
what iss called
The Mom Feels Guilty Teusday
wright wright
long libbs
g u i l t
and now
our fun feature
what iss called
r e t r i e b e
*run run run*
*grab it*
*bring it*
*run run run*
*grab it*
*bring it*
*run run run*
*grab it*
*run run run*
*grab it*
*bring it*
*nudge it a little*
*run run run*
*grab it*
*take a mandatory break*
*collecks breff*
*questions camera angle*
*whorries about photo jinnick fings*
*run run run*
*grab it*
and now
*bro claims*
g a m e   o b e r
let's go inn
let's go inn
let's go inn
let's go inn
l e t ' s   g o   i n n
which whee deu
. . .
juss inn time for
b u b b y   d e l i b b e r y
number 243f
what o what o what
cood
it
be
it iss
this whide by thiss tall
and
flat
*nods*
e c k s e r s i z e   b e n
all so know ass
m y   l i t t l e   b e n   o b   s a n i t y
*giggles madly*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia Whednesday
the Mom
iss
home
the Photographer
needs
a lesson
*run run*
*blurry run*
*gate check*
o ... o ... o
s t i n k y   s t u f f
*whallers*
*stands ub*
*shniffs*
*run run run run run run*
and now
i n n
*giggles*
for
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
and
here
i amb
s n e u b e r b i s i n g
o
yess yesssss
c h e e   ...   c h e c k
l i b b e r   ...   c h e c k
b u s i n e s s   ...   c h e c k
 and now
quick quick
t e u   t h e   t r o l l e y
and teu
our regular feature
what iss called
and
here I amb
gaffering my foughts
be fore
W h a l k   T h i s s   W h a y
The Sequal

*nods*
and
ober there
the gorgeous red head
iss
M y   F r i e n d   M i s s   M e g
she deus habbs
the mose
g o r g e o u s   s m i l e
now let's get teu it
teunight
whee deu a few
bibbot inteu bositions
and
I whork on
g o i n g   t e u   s i d e
[what iss the Mom's wright]
*jumbs for treat*
and
I deu better than ebber be fore
*cheers*
and then
whee deu
o t t e r   b o s i t i o n   g a m e s
what I deu lubbs
and then
whee take it
l o n g
wif
a t t e n t i b b s   h e e l i n g
and
b a c e   c h a n g e s
thiss iss where
she deus great in the back yard
butt
the Handler deus gibbs me
c h a l l e n g e s
wif
d i s t r a c k s h u n s
butt
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
reminds uss ob some
s e u b e r   t i b s
and
whee finish strong
*cheers*
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
let's go home
quick out
quick inn
night night
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Bad Wheffer Fursday
that's wright
b a d   w h e f f e r
~
it iss
c o l d
it iss
w h e t
it iss
m i s e r y
butt
o u t
I muss go
inteu
Lake Whyyeubeflooded
now
teu be clear
I amb knot a fraid ob
t h e   s t a n d i n g   w h a t t e r s
butt
I habbs learned teu be
a   g e n t l e m a n
for
the Mom
and
I deu try teu
stay in the
h i g h   s b o t s
take care ob
b u s i n e s s
quickly
*ummm*
sorta quickly
whell
yeu know
whiff inn
reason
*looks surbrised*
w h e u   m e
ok ok
*runs inn*
and now
here iss me
o u t   f o r   b i g   b u s i n e s s
[on string ass ber standard]
and
me
u n d e r   s a g e   d r i b
and
me
s h a k i n g   o f f   t h e   s a g e   d r i b

and now
inn keebing wif

o u r   o u t   p h e m e

here I amb
inn
t h e   d a r k
for
l a s s t   c a l l
and now
that brings uss teu
my faborite feature
what iss called
wheu heu
F R I D A Y
and while
it iss
a   n o d d e r   g l e u m y   d r i z z l y   d a y
it iss knot
storming
and
for the mose bart
m y   k i n g d o m
iss dry
*ribs and rombs*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
the Mom's faborite
what whee call
our traditional fambily nab
what iss more like
a game ob
l u b b s   o n   m e
while whee whatch teebee
and then when
my guilty bleasure
iss
ober
- - -
whee quickly
board the Trolley
where o where
are
whee going
w h e s t
young man
whee are headed whest
teu
Doctor Mark's Blace
in.
the.
rain.
and
the Mom
berry quickly asks
~
" deu yeu habbs business "
and
I amb
n o n - c o m m i t t a l
so
whee run inn side
and wif
a whaiting ruem
f u l l
ob
bubbies, kitties
and
more imbortantly
beobles
e u h i n g   a n d   a h h h i n g
ober me
the inebt Photographer
requires me
teu
s i t
and for why
~
so she can take
t h i s s
i.
mean.
really.
*looks longingly at beobles wheu are asking the Mom lots ob questions about me*
*bouts*
there iss butt
o n e   f i n g   c l e a r   h e r e
. . .
I kneed
a   n e w   p h o t o g r a p h e r
*nods*
and now
p a w d i c u r e
done
and habbing receibed
The Fairbanks Staff Attenshun
for being
The Reigning Leader's Mose Lubbable
*bow*

and now
a quick snack rewhard
in the Trolley

and
I settle inn
for
t h e   t r i b   h o m e
where
I brombtly
run whild in the yard
and
w h a l l e r   i n n   s t i n k y   s t u f f
*tries teu look abologetick*
and now
*checks whatch*
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
o
yess yess
there iss scoobing teu be scoobed
and
chobbings teu be chobbed
and
whah lah
- - -
t e u n i g h t ' s   s b e s h u l l
~
salmon and legumes kibbles
botatoes
green beans
lima beans
carrots
corn
beas
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
fresh jazz abble
and
cant eloube garnish
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*honest*
*amen*
*dig inn*
*cleans blate*
and now
. . .
o u t
under
the dreary sky
*sigh*
and then
b a c k   i n n
for
our once in a monf feature
what iss called
Habby BarkBocks Friday
and
here I amb
wif
the Photogapher
wheu iss trying teu get
her job
back
how much easier
can it be
. . .
she habbs
t h e   b e s s t   m o d e l   e b b e r   t e u   b e
juss saying
butt
I digress
- - -
now let's
o b e n   t h e   b o c k s
o
BarkBocks
I deu lubbs Yeu
and
thiss monf's feature
iss
I C E   A G E
wif
thiss awe some
c r i n k l e   s n o w   f l a k e
omd
f i s h   s t r i b s
hahaha
and
b o r k   s t e w

[what are the chances
my the Mom
whill let me habbs thiss
. . .
hmmm]
o ... o ... o
B L I Z Z A R D   B I T E S
and a
k r u n c h i e   t u b e
teu be berfeckly honest
. . .
BarkBocks Rocks
I deu lubbs
it
all
the backaging
iss
s o   f u n
and
boy o boy
whee deu lubbs
t h e   s u r b r i s e
and that bring uss teu
a sbeshull feature
I like teu call
I amb much cuter than a Bubby
whell
I amb
*tuts*
- - - - -
and now
it iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
yep
there
it
iss
yess
that
iss
it
butt
like
a   g e n t l e m a n
I what bayshuntly
and then
j a c k b o t
b u l l y   s t i c k
*nibbles*
*chombs*
*sabors*
- - - - -
and now
My Deer Friends
it occurs teu me
that
thiss might be
Our Last Friday Night Alone Teugeffer

*deebly reflecktibbs sigh*

whee habbs
a big wheek
ahead ob uss
~
blease teu keeb uss in
yeur brayers
blease teu whish uss
safe trabbles
Fank Yeu All
for
Yeur Lubbs and Subbort

and
blease teu stay tuned
for
o u r   f o u r   f o o t   a d d i t i o n