Friday, August 29, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Kicking It Off Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Kicking It Off
Edition

yesss yesssss
it iss
t h a t   t i m e   o b   y e a r
and that brings uss teu
Saturday
and
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
whee meet a BIB
[berry imbortant berson]
 yeu see
a berry good friend ob ours
offered uss
Aggie Tiggits
for a home game thiss year
and
H e r   A w e s o m e   D a d
Aggie Class ob 1952
brought the tiggits teu uss
it whas
a   b i g   h o n o r
and
a real bleasure
teu meet him
 I dressed for
t h e   o k a y s h u n
ass yeu can see
 and I whas quite
w h e l l   b e h a b e d
 making the Mom
berry berry
b r o u d
 I mean
what did she fink I was teu deu
. . .
jumb on him
knock him down
steal the enbelobe
eat the tiggits
no
no
no
no
what says
Aggies deu knot lie
cheat or steal
or
tolerate those wheu deu
 now teu be fare
and
let the record show
bossession
ISS
nine tenfs ob the law
and
what's mine iss hers
and
what's hers iss mine
 and when I habbs
a forbidden fing
I deu whays return it
ass
bart ob a fun game
or
*clears froat*
a   b i g   b u s i n e s s
t r a n s a c k s h u n
juss saying
- - - - -
and
now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the rest ob my wheekend
what I sbend wif
my number won
my main skweeze
m y   b e s t y
*clears froat*
*blush*
my the Mom
it iss
h  o  t
butt
the wheffer is odder whise nice
the sky iss bleu bleu bleu
and while the besty
hangs out on the borch
I find
the berfeckt sbot
for
. . .
a
. . .
s w e e t   r o l l
*whaller whaller whaller*
and then
I fink teu come get some
m o t h e r   l u b b i n g
what
I follow ub wif a
z z z z e u m
a bit more
m o t h e r   l u b b i n g
and then
I fink teu juss
e c k s b l o r e
checking
thiss fence and that shrub
and all so
t h i s s   s b o t
" x "
wright here
o
. . .
yeah
. . .
* s w e e t   r o l l *
and by then
ob course
it iss time for
a bit more
m o t h e r   l u b b i n g
a bit ob
s e c u r i t y   d   t a i l
a nodder swing
frew
the yard
for
a bit ob
s m a l l   b u s i n e s s
and ob course
the sub sekwent
k i c k   k i c k   k i c k
and
wright ub there wif
a bizzy day
when whee go some where
. . .
I deu lubbs
a lazy day at home
on a counta whee are
t e u g e f f e r
and now
wif great sadnesses
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Monday
on the down side
I sbent the day a lone
. . .
on the habby side
the Mom iss now
h o m e
and wif
the big business
out ob the whay
I amb
f r e e
free teu run
free teu run
s e c u r i t y   d   t a i l
o
and
look look
here iss
the illeusibbs
Miss Ginger
and now
on a counta thiss iss
teu legger back teu skool day
. . .
I amb donning
m y   b a c k   t e u   s k o o l
neckwhare
and now
wif
thiss and that ... done
I obbt for
one lasst
h e d g i t a r i a n   o b b o r t e u n i t y
bee fore
heading back
in ob doors
for a bit ob
t r a i n i n g
and a little
r e s t
while
the Staff deus
w h e e k d a y   t h i s s   &   t h a t
and then
the Mom and I
bunk down
e a r l y
and
t e u g e f f e r
night night
. . .
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Weu Heu Teusday
and
here I amb
circling back
taking a
s h n i f f
[iss that a duck shadow... lower wright]
inbestigating
the tree
lots ob
n u t   s c r a b s
wright here
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
fings in my yard
and whee whill start wif
n u t   s c r a b s
and neckst I bresent teu yeu
a nodder
m y s t e r y   w h o l e
thiss one wif a
c h i g g i n   f e f f e r**
at its mouf
maybe it iss a
c h i g g i n   w h o l e
*giggles*
and here iss
m y   e f f e l e n t   e a r
wif
the whatter driblets
in the drizzly drizzle
ob course
there iss all so some
g r a s s e s
where yeu whill find
m a n y   f e f f e r s
like thiss
l i t t l e   c h i g g i n   d o w n
some where near by
I fear
iss
a   b a l d   c h i g g i n
[or dubb]
and juss look
Myrtle iss still in
f u l l   b l e u m
looking bretty in her
h o t   b i n k
o yeah
all so in my yard
. . .
Phil
Phil ob the Dendrons
what. whill. knot. die.
and now
that brings uss back teu
our regular feature
what iss called
yibbee skibbee weu heu
and
z z z z z e u m
and
s k r e e e c h
teu a stob
let's go
in ob doors
I kneed a drink ob
c o o l   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s
*slurb slurb slurb*
*burb*
and now
that brings uss teu
my mose faborite regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
and
my my
t h o s e   b e s k y   s q u i r r e l s
habbs been
ebbery where
habbing
their whay
wif
my yard teuday
eubs
the Mom iss
c a l l i n g
on a counta
it iss time for
our regular feeature
what iss called
the chobbing ob the chee
what ob course
I sneuberbise berry closely
. . .
showing my
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l
for a
c h e e   s a m b l e
*look the Mom in the eye*
*hold it hold it hold it*
ahhh yessss
and when Simon Mom says
g e t   i t
I deu
*nom nom nom*
. . .
and now
chobbed and bagged
and
in the freezer
. . .
it iss juss
a short whait
while the Mom
runs a round
deuing thiss and that
and then
quick quick
- - -
whee board the Trolley
destinayshun: KraftyK9
address: Smart Dog Training Center
and while it iss
a short dribe
here I amb finking
. . .
Maaaa... there iss an umberella in my seat
butt that short libbed
diss tress
iss quickly reblaced
wif
e c k s i t e m e n t
*batented bucker*
here
whee
are
. . .
m y   l a s s t   n i g h t
ob these teu classes
bring
on
t h e   f u n
and
here I amb barked in
my little dorm reum
while the Mom Handler
sorts all ob
m y   t r a i n i n g   s t u f f
yeu know
. . .
c h e e
in the wright bocket
l i b b e r s
in the left
and now
yibbee
o u t   o n   t h e   f l o o r
where whee whork on
sit ~ get
chase the treat
offering
circle jumbs
body awhareness
target games
imbulse control
heeling
and
juss for me
. . .
learning teu chill
in a diss trackting enbironment
a
m e n t a l   b r e a k
iff yeu whill
for
the Mom Handler
ob course
on a counta
t e u   c l a s s e s
back teu back
iss a bit much for
m y   h e r   l i t t l e   g r e a t   b i g   b r a i n
teu handle
*nods*
and sbeaking ob
b r e a k s
here I amb in
t h e   b u s i n e s s   b r e a k   r e u m
and now back
o n   t h e   f l o o r
in time for my
t r a i n   t e u   w h i n   c l a s s
and whee start wif
cue teu train
rebbing ub
and then
turning it offf wif
mat behabior
then whee deu some
hand targets
sits and drobs
then
leabe its
and
the hardest ob all
direckted retriebes
I mean
see the chee on the wright
get it
butt
see the chee on the left
deu KNOT get it teu
it iss all mose enough
teu make yeur my brain
e c k s b l o d e
and then
my faborite
d i s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g
and
I amb deuing
g r e a t
then
when it came teu be
m y   t u r n
teu heel and weabe frew all my friends
it habbened
. . .
the boy
wheu once etted
a   w h o l e   d u b b
feffers and all

. . .
all mose choked teu deaf
on
b o c k e t   l i n t
it whas a berry
close call
- - -
and now
wif some bit ob sad ness
whee are
h o m e
on a
t e u   w h e e k   h i a t u s
and
*long deeb sigh*
t i r e d
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
fursday
and
the Mom
being
o l d
she iss
d r a g g i n g
fizzically and mentally
and while whee are out
for a short bit ob
morning training
. . .
she habbs me
 t e l l   a   s t o r y
I deu
. . .
and then she finks teu
assk again ... and record it

knot my best story
butt
yeu get the gist ob it
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our kick off feature
what iss called
Aggie Football Obening Day
wif the game at
f i b e   o   c l o c k
the Mom deus races home
. . .
I
s e u t   u b
whee cue
o u r  f i g h t   s o n g
and then
get in
g a m e   b o s i t i o n
a bit ob nerbes
TAMU ranked 21
south carolina ranked 9
so many
new young blayers
and now
here I amb taking
a   h a l f   t i m e   b r e a k
*whoop*
afraid teu comment
about
t h e   s c o r e
butt
whee are eckseeding our
e c k s b e c k t a y s h u n s
lets juss say
*whoop*
it iss going whell
whee are
r e l a c k s e d
*whoop*
Kenny Hill
iss
getting it done
*whoop*
our offense looks great
and
whee ackchewally habbs a
d e f e n s e
*whoop*
and now
52 - 28
g a m e   o b e r
way teu show em
way teu make yeur boint
. . .
JFF
whas knot
dum luck
- - -
h u l l a b a l l e u
and
G O   C O A C H
*whoooooooop*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
F R I D A Y
the wheffer iss a bit
d r e a r y

and whee are a bit
t i r e d
butt
w e u   h e u
let
t h e   h o l l y b o b   w h e e k e n d
begin
wright wright
whee habbs
a   f r e e   d a y   w h e e k e n d
ahead ob uss
and
abb so leutely
n o   b l a n s
so
whee whill be
w h i n g i n g   i t
maybe
a little
y a r d   w h o r k
I may deu some
s h o b b i n g s
after all
it iss juss a few short days teu
*whisbers*
the mom's birf day
butt I digress
*clears froat*

and now
it . iss . time .
yess yesss
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
brebared by the Chef
wif
l u b b s

and
sneuberbised wif great care
and
teunight's feature
. . .
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh bine abble garnish
and
baired wif
teunight's beberage seleckshun
. . .
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and ob course
g o o d   m a n n e r s
amen
d i g   i n n
and ... uhhh ... ummm
I deu habbs teu tell yeu
. . .
b i n e   a b b l e
deus make me bause
juss a moment
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Photo Sheut
yessss sirrrr eeeee
Habby Holiday
Habby Friday
H A B B Y   L O N G   W H E E K E N D
and now
I gibbs yeu
c o n c e n t r a t i o n
wif my trade mark
b u c k e r
ob course
and now
I gibbs yeu
m a k e   a   w h i s h
and
*bucker*
I see
m y   w h i s h
habbs come treu
before my berry eyes
. . .
l i b b e r s
and now for
a little
w h e r e   a r e   y e u   g o i n g
ahhhh
I knew yeu wood come back
wif
a   l i b b e r
and now for
a   s c e n i c k
a   s c e n i c k
from
a slightly different angle
now
how about a
s w e e t
o
look here
a little leaf
amb I still
h a m s u m
from the side
what about
t a i l   l e s s
o my
m y   t a i l   m y   t a i l
*whssshhew*
it iss back
and now
wif
the sheut ... shot
whee whork in
a bit ob
g o o d   t r a i n i n g
and then head in for
a bit ob
" yeu are such a good boy "
and sbeaking ob
g o o d   b o y
thiss iss a good time for
our sbeshull delibbery feature
what iss called
m a i l   c a l l
and thiss wheek
the bost man did
fold up and cram in
delibber thiss teu
my mail bocks
yess yessss
a berry new
C G C   C e r t i f i c a t e
what all so deus
recognize my
B N   &   R N
titles
yess yessss
I amb a berry
s o f i s s t i c a t e d   b o y
and all so a
g o o d   c i t i z e n
*nods*
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
a bersonal faborite ob mine
The Friday Night Cheu
first
a bit ob
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l
and
*giggles*
f o c u s
then
t h e   s t i c k
iss mine
teu
s m o k e
teu
c h o m b
teu really
whork out the wheek's
s t r e s s e s
and now
a berry brief whord
about
our regular feature
what iss called
my toy ob the wheek
thiss wheek's toy iss
M i s t e r   B u b b l e s
wheu
freu my lubb, attention and
s u r g i c k a l   e c k s b e r t i s e
did receibe a
t a g e c k t o m y
yeu are
whellcome
*bow*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
one lasst run a round

yess yesss
wif
the gentle bleu bink skies
I amb out
for a bit ob
r u n n i n g
a little
s h n i f f i n g
a wee bit ob
b u s i n e s s
now back in
for
d r i n k y   t i m e
and now ass
our wheek comes teu a close
my heart iss full ob
f a n k s   &   l u b b s
for
The Mom
 and
for all ob our
eckstended fambily
- - -
and ass whee kick off
The Labor Day Holiday
I wood like teu ecksbress
m y   b e r r y   m o s e   s i n c e r e
F A N K   Y E U
teu
The Staff
. . .
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