Friday, February 20, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: My Happy Valentine Week Edition

Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
My Habby Balentine Wheek
Edition
wright wright
whee whake ub
e a r l y
- - - - -
Saturday
14f February
H a b b y   B a l e n t i n e s   D a y
and
after
much taking care ob
Me and The Dasher
. . .
the Mom
runs out
for
a hairs cut
a trib teu the bank
[on a counta our debit card number whas stolen]
and
a trib teu
t h e   g r o c e r y   s t o r e
yess yessss
and now
our regular feature
what iss called
b o u n t y   s a t u r d a y
brought teu uss
courtesy ob
k r o g e r
and all so
the Mom
[ob course]
freuts ... checks
sbring whatters ... checks
lunches at home ... check
tisheus ... check check
and now
wif
the groceries
but ub
. . .
it iss time
for a
s w e e t   r o l l
*recubbers*
*finks teu deu it again*
and now
look
. . .
P i e   i n   t h e   P e n
and now
since whee whir ub early
whee decide teu
take
a   n a b
butt then
the Mom finks teu take
a bicksher
ob
h e r   h a i r   c u t
*um*
yeb
that's it
and now
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Out wif the Pie
yess yesssss
whee are keebing him
mosely
o n   l e a s h
what he
r a s s l e s
and
t u g s
and
b u l l s   t e u   t h e   g r o u n d
and
here he iss
juss being
Pie
*erm*
D a s h e r
he
iss
s o   c u t e
until
t i m e
teu
*tugtugtug*
*pull*
come back
i n n
butt
then
. . .
there iss
t h e   r a r e   t i m e
when
the Mom
allows him teu juss
r u n
what iss
really
a   g a m e   o b   c h a s e
and
r e c a l l
o
that boy
deus
lubbs
t h a t   g a m e
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
out wif the me
what brings uss
direckly teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
A Balentine Photo Sheut
ahh
yesss
tiss
the day teu celebrate
l u b b
and
while
life
some times calls ubon uss
teu
s h a r e   o u r   l u b b
wif
otters
I
whill knot
share
M y   B a l e n t i n e
and so
. . .
wif
a l l   m y   h e a r t
I lubbs Yeu
Mom
- - -
and now
a little
f r e e s t y l e
a little
r o m b
a little
b e r i m e t e r   c h e c k
and then
it iss
t i m e
for
our holiday feature
what iss called
The Saturday Night Dinner Blate
and
teunight's sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles

Aunt Karen fresh green beans

Aunt Karen carrots
Aunt Karen fresh sweet botatos
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
Dasuquin Mint
and now
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
g o o d   m a n n e r s

and
boor photography
*amen*
*dig inn*
*amen*
*dig inn*
*burb*
*burb*
and now
following
m u c h   a t t e n s h u n   f r o m   t h e   M o m
[whalks, whatters, tugs, trains, whalks]]=
- - -
it iss time for
our necket holiday feature
what iss called
My Aunt Karen Balentine
yess yessss
on a day when
the Mom can knot find
the gifts she bought uss
My The Aunt Karen
comes
frew
wif
an
a w e s o m e   b a g   o b   g i f t s
o
yeah
look
look
t e u   m o n k e y s
for
me
a bag
ob
t a t e r   g a t e r s
for
me
[back off, Pie ... lol]
t u r t l e   s k w e e k y
and
one
a n g r y   b o t t l e   c r u n c h y
for
The Dasher
*giggles*
and now
blease teu bardon
hiss
photo obb skills
The Pie
iss
a   m o d e l   i n n   b r o g r e s s
*nods*
and
little stinker's sweet boy's ecksitement
often gets
the best ob him
what iss
why whee oben
t h i s s   s b e s h u l l   g i f t
wif out
him
o
my
. . .
The Pie's First Christmas Ornament
o
w h e e   d e u   l u b b s   i t
. . .
whee deu lubbs
a l l   o u r   g i f ts
butt knot ass much ass
W h e e   l u b b s   O u r   A u n t   K a r e n
*nods*
*grins ear teu ear*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our mail bag feature
what whee coincidentally call
o u r   m a i l   b a g
and
in the mail teuday
iss thiss
b e r r y   l u b b e r l y   c a r d
from
t h e   b o o t i f u l
M i s s   J e n n i f u r   J   F u r r g u r l
o
so bootiful
. . .
I deu lubbs Yeu, My Sweets
Habby Balentines Day
fank yeu
SO MUCH
for
finking ob me
and
making me feel sbeshull
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Sunday
15f February
- - - - -
and
here iss
m e   a n d   t h e   l a z y   m o m
yesss
whee are enjoying
a tiny bit ob
a   l a y - i n n
whatching
n o n s e n s i c k a l   t e e b e e
and
such
. . .
wif
*shhhhhhhhh*
*whisbers*
the Pie
inn
a rare moment
ob
d a y   t i m e   s w e e b
while whee
h o l e d   o u r   b r e a f s
and blay a bit ob
b o s s u m
*chuckles*
and now
that brings uss teu
our all good fings must come teu an end feature
*giggles*
what iss called 
Inn The Yard wif Pie
he iss
such
a   c h a r a c k t e r
he iss
s o   f u l l   o b   f u n
*in barassed for the mom*
and
clearly habbs a career
wif
t h e   f a s h i n g   b o l i c e
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our second
all good fings must come teu an end feature
what iss called
it iss 
M i s s   D y s o n   D a y
- - -
Dasher
iss
knot diss turbed
whee are
so glad
teu see
hiss reackshun
*cheers*
and now
our late feature
what iss called
The Pie's Late Feeding
comblete
wif
green beans
and
sweet botatos
and
here iss
The Pig Pie
dear lord

that boy
can
g o b b l e
it
hardly seems fair
really
butt
at least
I get
a   l a t e   l a s s t   c a l l
*sigh*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
16f February
- - -
and
a few minutes
o u t   w i f   t h e   P i e
*tug*
*recall*
*run*
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Teudsday
17f February
- - -
and now
I bring yeu
Bubby Skool
= correckshun =
I bring Yeu
the low high lights
before skool starts
b a d   b o y
grabs
the bag ob chiggin
and
the Handler's hand
. . .
shredding the bag
shredding the hand
slinging blood ebbery where
shaking chiggin all ober the arena
the Handler
quietly buts
the Pie
back in hiss crate
inn the Trolley
comes back inn
bandages her hand
bicks ub the chiggin
then
retriebes him for class
- - -
where ub on
he
l o o k s   f o r   c h i g g i n
for
the hole hour
and
then
comes
*gulb*
- - - - -
d e t e n s h u n
wright wright
the Pie gets
 b i g   t i m e   d e t e n s h u n
- - -
lots ob
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l   g a m e s
get it games
name recognishun games
. . .
it iss ub teu
the Mom Handler
teu see teu it
he deus knot become
a   j e u b e n i l e   d e l i n k w e n t
*big eyes*
shee habbs her whork
cut out for her
*nods*
and now
a glimbse ob
bad boy's late night feeding
still knot sure
why him
knot me
butt
he iss
e a t i n g
and
I amb
w h a i t i n g
*nomnom*
Pig
Pie
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia Whednesday
18f February
- - -
and here
where are at
The Mom's Home Bisit
at
l u n c h
for
our regular feature
called
the traditional chobbing ob the chees
yess yessss
whee are getting
an early start
inn
brebarayshuns
for
m y   s k o o l
libbers ... check
chees ... check
- - - - -
and now
at
the end ob the facktory day
. . .
Dasher Dinner
while
I rise ub from a
s w e e t   r o l l
teu
w h a t c h   o b e r
hiss dinner
and then
it iss time for
o u t   w i f   t h e   p i e
followed
by
o u t   w i f   t h e   m e
and then
it iss time for
our Trolley feature
what iss called
My Skool
wright wright
short trib
and
here whee are
and now
here I amb
s l i g h t l y   m i f f e d
on a counta
my the Mom Handler
f o r g o t   m y   m a t
M Y   M A T
and while
I deu
suffer from some
t e m b o r a r y   a m n e s i a
I
deu all so
demonstrate some
b r i l l i a n t   s k i l l s
and
iffin
I may say so
wif
n o   c h i g g i n
and
n o   b a n d a g e s
inbolbed
*dramatickal bow*
butt seriously
*bause for quiet refleckshun*
I deu
lubbs being here
j u s s   m e   a n d   t h e   M o m
errr
j u s s   m e   a n d   t h e   H a n d l e r
a l o n e
. . .
a l l   b y   o u r   s e l b e s
*sigh ob content meant*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
19f February
and
here iss
t e u d a y ' s   o n l y   p h o t o
*nods*
yesss
that's it
whee whill call it
gorgeous day butt traffick sucks
- - - - -
bring uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Yibbeeeee ... Friday
20f February
- - -
and here iss
the bre-facktory dasher
deuing
h i s s   f i n g
and now
wif
facktory time in the can
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
what
ass yeu know
iss
knot so much
a nab
ass it iss
l o l l i n g
yeu know
. . .
time
for
b e l l y   r u b s
and
whatching ob the
t e e   b e e
and
h e a d   r u b s
and
telling ob
s e c r e t s
and
c o n t e m b l a y s h u n
and
. . .
h e ' s   b a c k   t h e r e
isn't he
h e ' s   w h a t c h i n g   m e
isn't he
h e ' s   s u s s b i s h u l l y   q u i e t
isn't he
. . .
whee had better
e n j o y
these few minutes
*nods*
on a counta
he iss
c o o k i n g   u b   t r o u b l e
I amb sure
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
out inn the out ob doors
and
here I amb
l o o k i n g   f o r   s o m e   f i n g
yess yesssss
a blace teu
s w e e t   r o l l
*hahahaha*|
*hobs ub*
*funny face*
and then
*sweet face*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Friday Photo Sheut
now
let's see
where shood whee
deu
o u r   s h e u t
hows a bout
w r i g h t   h e r e
ok ok
here iss my
f a r   a w h a y
wright wright
and here iss my
f a r   f a r   a w h a y
and now
my
a r e   y e u   s e r i o u s
o
and hows a bout
a
s m i r k
*um*
a
s w e e t   s m i r k
and
showing yeu
m y   l i c k e r
and
my
h a m s u m   b r o f i l e
*nods*
and now
I but it
a little
i n n   m o s h u n
for yeu
*chuckles*
and now
that brings uss teu
*shakes my head*
our new regular feature
what iss called
A Pie Photo Sheut
*um*
he iss more
inn teu
a b s t r a c k s
and
m o d e r n   a r t
r a r e
iss the moment
when
he iss
s t i l l
he iss all mose
all whays
a l l   o b e r   t h e   M o m
making it
difficult
for
the Photographer
teu
cabsher
h i s s   c u t e n e s s
or
h i s s   w h o l e   b o d y
quick quick
*snabs photo*
a   p i e   s w e e t   r o l l
*broud face*
and
here he iss gibbing yeu
s a s s y
and now
the ebber so rare
s i t
yess yessss
r a r e
again
a t   t h e   m o m ' s   f e e t
and then
oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
*sings teu the teune ob the 70s classick*
ebbery body whas
t w i g gy   f i g h t i n g 
those shakes
whirr
fasst ass lightning
in fack
he whass
a little bit frightning
butt then
wif
e q u a l   f e r o c i t y
he gibbs uss
. . .
h i s s   r e c a l l
and now
by
b o b - y e u - l a r   d e m a n d
. . .
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
" Quiet Pie "
yesss
wright wright
whee try
Quiet Pie
what means
whee
j u s s   b e   c a l m
and
l u b b s   o n   h i m
and
he
*squirms*
and now
whee moobs on
teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
teunight's sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh Aunt Karen green beans
fresh Aunt Karen carrots
fresh Aunt Karen sweet botatoes
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
dasuquin mint
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
after dinner outs
wright wright
and
here iss
The Pie
taking
the Mom
o u t
and
again
wif
the photo obbs
*grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrrrrrrr*
the boy
lubbs
a   g a m e   o b   t u g
whee
shood all so say
he iss
q u i c k   w i f   b u s i n e s s
and
hass a bretty good
o u t
[letting go ob the tug objeck]
butt
he deus lubbs
teu
t u g
and
he really
d i g s   i n n
when he gets close teu the door
*nods*
on a counta
when he comes inn
it iss
m y   t u r n
teu go out
and
after enjoying
m y   b u s i n e s s   t i m e
on
thiss beautiful afternoon
here
iss
me
r e a d y   t e u   g o   i n n
wright wright
on a counta
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
My Mail Bag
yesssssssss
I receibed
a   b e r r y   s b e s h u l l
B a l e n t i n e
from
M y   L u b b   M i s s   L i l y
and
here iss me
r e a d i n g   h e r   s w e e t   w h o r d s
and
since she whas kind enough
teu incleude
m y   l i l   b r o
. . .
I let
D a s h e r
see the card
teu
*shhh shhhhhh*
he does knot realize
it iss
ub side down
butt
he habbs
b l e n t y   t e u   s a y
fank yeu
Miss Lily
w h e e   l u b b s   y e u
so berry much
*smiles*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our monfly feature
what iss called
Bark Bocks Friday
yess yesssss
t e u d a y
iss it
and
I can
h a r d l y   w h a i t
teu see
w h a t   i s s   i n n   s i d e
w o o t
 * * *
it iss
M a r d i   G r a s
inn
a   b o c k s
wright wright
chiggin bot bie treats
catfish bo-boy treats
a etta says crunchy duck chew
a skweeky
J e s t e r   B a l l
and
new angle
g u l b y
h 2 o   t e u   g o
and
here iss
t h e   c a r d
and now
let uss be clear
b a r k   b o c k s
iss
m y   b o c k s
on a counta
the Mom subscribed
b e f o r e   t h e   p i e   w h a s   b o r n
. . .
butt
I whill
s h a r e
S O M E
ob the fings
and
be sides
he iss
juss ass ecksited
by
f i n g s   o n   t h e   s i d e   t a b l e
*tsk tsk*
*shakes head*
and now
that brings uss teu
our seuber rare feature
what iss called
the Mom kneeds 5 minutes teu her self
- - -
deu knot ask me
I deu knot know why
butt
here iss
The Pie
wif
h i s s   l o a d e d   k o n g y
he iss
g o i n g   a f t e r   i t
o
yess yesss
thiss iss good
for
f i b e   m i n u t e s
butt
w h a t   a b o u t   m e
wright wright
for
t h e   w r i g h t   b r i c e
I amb good
for
f i b e   m i n u t e s
teu
o
yeah
- - -
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Chew
yesssssssss
b u l l y   s t i c k
and now
ass
our wheek comes teu
a close
- - -
I whant teu say
. . .
I lubbs Yeu
and
f a n k   y e u
for
l u b b i n g   m e
- - -
[signed]