Friday, February 21, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Spring Is Springing Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Sbring Iss Sbringing Edition
yess yesss
our wheffer habbs been
Sbring-Tastickal

and the day lights
are getting longer
and that brings uss teu
a little feature
what iss called

Whee Eben Habbs Day Lights
when the Mom gets
home from the Facktory

and here I amb on
Monday
finking that
my little Kingdom
iss in bad need obs
grassy and landscabing works
butt by
Wednesday
ass I beruse
my the berimeter
I stob teu fink
I amb knot ready for
80 degrees
eben when it means
gorgeous bleu skies
and they are
gorgeous
and that brings uss teu
a berry few words
about
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
I amb working berry hard
at
My Skool
and also in
my Home Studies
teu begin teu enter
Beginner Novice Obedience Trials
the eckersizes
I whill be required teu berform
are:

heel on leash
[normal, slow and fast baces
a bunch ob turns
and all so halt sits]
the figyeur 8
around teu really interesting beobles
[and botential new friends]
sit for exam
[at furst I fought I wood need
a number teu bencil
butt thiss juss means
I sits berfeckly still
6 feets away and
in full attenshu teu
 the Mom Handler
while
My New Best Friend, The Judge
touches me on the head and back
sit stay
[I amb teu sit
and knot moobs my feetsies
while the Mom Handler
walks a round the ring]
recall
[I amb teu sit berfeckly still
while the Mom Handler
remoobs my leash
and walks 25 feets away
then she turns a round
and when the Judge says
she calls me
and I come running straight teu her
and
sit berfeckly in front ob her
real close.
and juss teu gibbs yeu a little idea

blease teu whatch

Thiss Sweet Golden
score
199.5

[out ob 200]
ob course
I amb knot ass
calm
butt
...
 I   G O T   T H I S S
it iss juss

My The Handler

what needs a lotta
W H O R K

- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
a nodder little wheffer feature
what iss called
whee habbs a little storm
...
yess yessss
Fursday afternoon
while the Mom whas off deuing
Facktory Fings
the wheffer did begin teu change
and she did dribes home teu me in
a blinding funder storm
and whee did habbs teu
wade out in
the mush ob
My Kingdom
teu deu
mandatory shneufings
small businesses
and
critter monitors
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday
yibbeee
I deu beliebes
the airs shmell fresher
on
Fridays
ass deus
the fence line
and ass deus
the grassy grasses
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Friday Fambily Nab
juss a bit ob
lubby dubby
a bit ob
laying on the leggs
a bit ob
lab rolls
a bit ob
chessty rubbins
and
*whisbers*
sweet nuffins
yessssss yessssssssss
...
and that brings uss teu
a berry berry berry rare feature
what iss called
Sbring iss for Cleaning, Bart One

and here I amb
out in the garage
helbing
the House Whole Staff
wif
a little brojeck
it iss
a big job
teu ober see
the cleaning and carbentry
butt
I amb on
the job
untill ob course
b o r e d o m
set in
and that brings uss teu
a fun feature
what iss called
Kong Skweeker Stick Free Fur All
O
I deu lubbs teu
chase em down
and
run em back
and
swoob a whay
and then
chase a nodder
and
bring it back
and then all so
chews between teus
or
tries teu
fit boaf in my mouf
fun fun fun
F U N
yesss yessss
I deu lubbs teu
stretch my leggs
and
blaying a fun game
keebs me from
random eating
...
boy o boy deus my shnooter look long
and here iss me
retriebing one from
a bad bounce
no worries
I   G O T   T H I S S
and then
I get all
S I L L Y
when I reach the Mom
and now
time teu go
in ob doors
and that brings uss teu
a minor feature
what I whill call
the teu toys I blayed wif thiss wheek
I blayed
A LOT
wif
my sausage links
and all so
Mister Bubbles
*nods*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
a nodder once a year feature
what iss called
Sbring iss for Cleaning, Bart Teu
yess yesssss
the mark ob an
Ecksbert Sneuberbisor
iss teu hire
Staff
whill
quit what they are deuing
and come teu
the attenshun
ob
The Ecksbert Sneuberbisor
for
the ass inement ob
a nodder task
what iss
our feature
called
Sbring iss for Cleaning, Bart Free
and thiss one iss
all a bout
a bit ob
Snart Remoobal
ob course
thiss task iss
bitter sweet
...
on a counta
so much lubbs
whent inteu the creation
it took quite a bit ob
sbraying stuff
and
baber towels
here and there
in and out
and now
the Cleaning Staff
needs teu
refinish the door
and
clean ub
my batio biew out there
*chuckles*
I deu raffer enjoys
my new clean biew
wif
my mini blind art
retrackted teu the tob ob the door
and now
may whee see
some ackshun on
the odder sign ob the reum
*ahem*
I mean
*ahem*
those teu bowls
abbear teu be
*gasb*
e m b t y
and now that brings uss teu
our regular and joyous feature
what iss called
hint drobbed and quickly bicked ub
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
yess yesss
I deu lubbs teu whatch
the gaffering ob
the foodables
the kibbles from the bin
the begetables from the fridge
...
the chobbing
the glorious chobbing
and
whah lah
salmon and legumes kibbles
green beans
fresh carrots
jazz abble garnishes
and
it's all mose
m i n e
quickly baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
good manners
and then
...
*nom nom nom nom nom nom*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My After Dinner Reuteen
and teunight it begins wif
 a bit ob
head fusses
followed by
critter stalking
tree obb serbayshuns
and
*long contented sigh*
bleu skies
and
sun shine
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Afternoon Photo Sheut
and
teuday's backdrob iss
my shadow
and
I amb working
my
bretty sit
my
tuck sit
my
gosh I amb adorable
face
my
gosh what whill I deu neckst
face
butt
I amb bracktissing
ebbery fing I habbs learned
and
Sitting.
Berfeckly.
Still.
until
r e l e a s e d
and here I amb
checking in wif the Handler
ass
whee deu a bit ob heeling
and now
blease teu let me but
my nose on thiss door
hahaha
juss kidding
and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
what are whee whaiting on
berhabs
licking the Mom's leg
whill remind her
or berhabs
staring her down
or berhabs
head in her lab
or berhabs
head on her footsy.
head. on. her. footsy.
she can knot moob wifout me.
butt then
much teu my diss may
and all so
great relief
I find that leabing her
a lone
for a few minutes
renders
j a c k b o t
...
juss look what I see ub there
yess yesss
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
and
I know where it whill be serbed
*showing it off*
*blay bounce*
*a ttack*
E U B S Y
the Mom tole me
"knot only iss that knot flattering
My Sweet Baby Reufus
that iss all so berry scary for a the Mom"
and so now
juss for the Sweet Mom
here iss me
enjoying my cheu
and now
teunight like ebbery night
ass I but my day teu bed
...
my foughts
turn teu
what matters most teu me
and that iss

Lubb

and
My Friends

...
 and teunight
I amb feeling
The Many Hobes ob Sbring
and braying wif
all my heart
for
Continued Blessings
and
Juss A Few Miracles