Friday, May 22, 2015

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
A Slow News Wheek
Edition
SO
slow
in fack
our furst regular feature
whee are calling
The Photographer Takes The Day Off
Saturday
16f May
*shakes head*
makes.
no.
sense.
- - - - -
butt
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Closing Down A Sunday
17f May
and
here whee are
taking
a
a f t e r   d i n n e r   b r e a k
trying teu
s t a y   o u t   o b   t r u b b l e
while
the mom
deus
s o m e   m o m   f i n g s
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Pie Whork Out
wright wright
f e e t s y   w h o r k
and
r o t a t i o n s
and
s b i n s   a n d   r e b e r s e s
and
f r e e z e s
and
q u i c k   s i t s
and
h e r e
iss
what I fink ob
P i e   T i m e
*harumph*
and
it iss
t i m e s   l i k e   t h e s e
what make me
f i n k
ob
t h e   w h i s e   w h o r d s
ob
M y   S w e e t   G r a m p a
. . .
" life ain't fair "
~
*dabs tears from eyes*
. . .
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
18f May
and
here iss
The Pie
deuing
T h e   P i e   F i n g
*ha ha ha*
he
iss
s o   f u n n y
and then
there
iss
T h e   M e
hearing
m y   n a m e
I
come
a   r u n n i n g
on a counta
it sometimes means
t r e a t s   a n d   s t u f f
*cheers*
- - - - -
sbeaking ob which
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Dasher Training Teusday
19f May
. . .
note:
the bickshers yeu see here
are a
r e   -   i n n a c k m e n t
. . .
and
*um*
while
training
hims
acksidentally
jumbed ub
and
r i b b e d
hiss
h o m e w h o r k
and then
during
t h e   r e   -   i n n a c k m e n t
~
The Pie
a t e   h i s s   h o m e   w h o r k
for real
*sigh*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
my faborite feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
20f May
- - -
and it iss
s h a m e   f u l l
. . .
Little Dasher
iss
t e u   s i c k
teu  go teu skool
and thiss iss me
trying teu
c o n c e a l   m y   s o r r o w

butt then
. . .
The Photographer
tooken
n o   p h o t o s
ob
M E
. . .
knot be fore
knot during
knot after
* P O U T S *
- - - - -
and
*still pouting a bit*
that brings uss teu
Our Fursday Feature
21f May
what iss called
M y   M a i l   B a g
o
look look
a
b a c k a g e   j u s s   f o r   m e
and
ok ok
Little Dasher
- - -
C U S T O M   C O U T U R E
and
here iss
The Pie
showing abbreciation
for
t h e   f i n e   s t i t c h i n g
ahh yesss
berry
f a s h i n g   f o r w h a r d
batriotick
M e m o r i a l   D a y
neck whare
and
here iss me
r o c k i n g   i t
and
The Pie
wheu iss juss learning
t h e   m o d e l l i n g   c r a f t
ahh
yeah
showing off
hiss
n e c k   w h a r e
all
b a n t i n g   s m i l e s
look look
here iss hiss
f u l l   a t t e n s h u n
*cheers*
so cute
butt
sbeaking ob
h a m s u m
- - -
here
iss
t h e   h a m s u m   m e
what whee follow
wif
y i n   /   y a n g
S e r i o u s   M e   /   G e u f y   P i e
[wheu ebber did fink
 I will be the serious one]
then
*eubsy*
hims
gotta check
h i m s   e l f
and now
serbing
t h e   c o u t u r e
whell
and
gibbing
o u r   s o l l i m   r e s b e c k t
for
Memorial Day
and
all so
m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s
and
l u b b s
teu
M y   A u n t   N i k k i
M y   A u n t   B
Cassie, Sora, Comet and Rigel
. . .
whee lubbs yeu so much
and
all so inn closed
iss
thiss
g o r g e o u s
d r e a m c a t c h e r
whee whill sbare yeu
ob
the long child hood story
why thiss iss
s o   s b e s h u l l
butt
whee whill find
t h e   b e r f e c k t   s b o t
a b u b b   f i b e   f e e t
[for obbious reasons]
for thiss
t r e a s u r e
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
Our Amazon Brime Feature
what iss called
t e u   d a y s  a g o
whee
b a n i c k e d
on a counta
whee whir all mose
o u t
ob
our
M y   L i t t l e   W h o l f
b o r k   l i b b e r s
*nods*
real bork
grain free
no corn or wheet
less than 2.7 calories ber treat
and
S T I L L   T A S T Y
*licks libs*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our monfly feature
what iss called
Bark Bocks Friday
o
yeb yeb
m y   f a b o r i t e
I
deu
lubbs
M Y
B A R K   B O C K S
and
thiss monf's seleckshuns
incleude
g o o d   s h m e l l s
wright wright
thiss monf's
s u r b r i s e
iss
G a r d e n   P a w t y
compblete wif
a
beautiful
B A R K Q U E T
wrabbed in
BarkPost
newsbaber
a
Harry Barker
F E T C H
bone
and
there iss
s o m e   f i n g
still in the bocks
*root root root*
yess yess yesssssss
. . .
a
b e e f   c h e w   f i n g
o
and
t h e   t r e a t s   o b   t h e   m o n f
are
Max & Ruffy's
Or
Gannic
s t r a w b e r r y   a n d   c a r o b
whaifers
and
Plato
Farmers Market
Natural
S a m m o n   a n d   V e g g i e s
- - -
and
I wood like teu boint out
these fings
are
a l l
m i n e
M i n e
M I N E
butt then
the Mom says
whee habbs teu talk
. . .
she says
teu remind me
a bout
l u b b
and
s h a r i n g
wright wright
Habbiness iss Sharing
. . .
whell
I remember
a   n o d d e r   f i n g
she wunts tole me
*nods*
*sigh*
- - - - -
ok
ass
l i t t l e   b r o d d e r s
go
The Pie
iss
bretty
a w e s o m e
and here he iss wif
h i s s   b a c k w h a r d s   e a r s
*haha*
whee all whays fink he looks like
he iss whearing
h i s s   c a b   b a c k w h a r d s
*smile*
- - -
juss look at hims
showing off
m y   o u r   s t u f f
whell
ecksebt for
t h e   b e e f   c h e w   f i n g
what he ran a whay wif
and habbed teu be chased down
and lo-jacked
and chew fing remoobed from
hiss mouf 
*nods*
and
here he iss
showing yeu
n o   r e m o r s e
ok ok
now
o n e   h a b b y   o n e
for
the Photographer
*nods*
o
w h e e   d e u   l u b b s
M y   O u r   B a r k   B o c k s
*nods in yeunison*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
The Furst Pie Mail Bag Feature
what iss called
T h e   P i e   S u r b r i s e
what o what o what
iss
it
o
m
D
it
iss
a
s a t a n   b a l l
wright wright
a ball
what
l i g h t s   u b
and
makes
c r a z y   s o u n d s
wif
m u c h   r a n d o m
s o n g s
and
a n i m a l   s o u n d s
o
The Pie
deu
l u b b s
it
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
The Seckond Pie Mail Bag Feature
what iss called
S e r i o u s   M a i l
wright wright
from
AKC
making
h i s s   b r o b b e r   n a m e
official
*clears froat*
~
SyNRG's Up On The Reuf Top
I dunno know
he still looks like
a
P I E
teu me
*lol*
- - -
and that brings uss teu
The Furd Pie Mail Bag Feature
what iss called
*clears froat*
O Lord... A Ettiquette Bideo
wright wright
iffin
they
only
knew
*chuckles*
whee whill
file thiss
between
M i s t e r   E d
and
S i l v i a   T r k m a n
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Lasst Call
and
Night Night
*zzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
w e u   h e u
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday
22f May
and
Our Traditional Fambily Nab
what iss
s h o r t
on a counta
the Mom arribes home
l a t e
so
quick quick
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Outside
and
here iss me
f i n k i n g

ok
more like
s t a l k i n g
and now
after
t h i s   a n d   t h a t
- - -
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
. . .
and on a counta
whee are
t e a c h i n g   t h e   p i e
new fings
. . .
here iss
m y   g o o d   m a n n e r s
and
p i e ' s   g o o d   m a n n e r s
and
r e l e a s e
*amen*
*dig inn*
and while
thiss iss juss
d a y   t e u
ob
our new
e a t i n g   a   r r a n g e m e n t s
whee are deuing
q u i t e   w h e l l
and are boaf
r e s b e c k t a b l e
teu whun a nodder
*nods*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our dessert feature
what iss called
After Dinner Pie
*snickers*
and
here he iss deuing
t h e   p i e   f i n g
and
s o   b e r r y   s o r r y
for
t h e   b l u r s
butt
here iss
T h e   L i t t l e s t   L i t t l e   M a n
so
h a b b y
so
k e e b i n g   i t   r e a l
so
r e a d y
for
a n y   f i n g
*sigh*
whee deu lubbs
t h a t   l i t t l e   b o y
and that brings uss teu
our after dessert feature
what iss called
Me Time
wright wright
here iss
m e
looking for
t h e   s b o t
and
deuing
g e n e r a l   i n n b e s t i g a y s h u n s
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my back yard
- - -
*forrest gumb flash back*
and
here iss
a
f e f f e r
and
ub there iss
m y   d u b b   n e s t
and back down here
iss
m y   b u t t e r f l y   b e r r e n i a l s
and
m y   b u t t e r f l y
and
here she iss
b u t t e r f l y i n g
teu
yeu
yess yess
t h e   b l e u m s
are
b i g
and
the blants are
f i c k
and
then
all so ober my yard
iss
thiss
s l i b b e r   o b   m o o n
and now
ass whee
close out our wheek
and
oben our holiday
. . .
whee take baws teu fink
h o l i d a y s   a r e   h a r d
sbeshully
for
those wif out fambily
. . .
from the out side
yeu might nebber guess
t h e   s u f f e r i n g
on the inn side
~
blease
teu draw
y e u r   f r i e n d s
close