Friday, March 27, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: A Very Emotional Week

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
A Berry Emoshunall Wheek
now
let's get started
wif
our dark gleumy feature
what iss called
Rain Rain Rain
Rainy Saturday
21f March
. . .
yess yesss
one more
in a long see-kwints
ob
rainy wheek ends
whee
habbs
manny blans
for
a   b i g   f u n   d a y
butt
inn the stead
it iss mosely
a day ob
c h o r e s
and
l a y   z e e s
wright wright
whee deu blay
i n n   d o o r   g a m e s
and
deu a bit ob
t r a i n i n g
butt
it iss
s o   d a r k   a n d   r a i n y
whee deu find
time
for
a   n a b
*nods drowsily*
*yawns*
*streteches*
*yawns*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our fun feature
what iss called
Sunny Sun Day
22f March
what calls for
lots ob yard time
running a round errand time
dinner wif the Aunt Karen
and
then
thiss
what iss
t h e   m o o n   a n d   b e e n u s
h o l y   b i g   h u n k   o b   c h e e
and all so
b e e n u s
. . .
and
here iss me
k e e b i n g   t a b s
on
the Photographer
blease teu
c o m e   i n n s i d e
b  l  e  a  s  e
it iss time
for
b i g   b e d
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
23f March
. . .
g o r g e o u s   d a y
what
the Mom sbends
brimarily
inn
t r a f f i c k
eben
whaiting on
t h e   w h i r l ' s   l o n g e s t   t r a i n
*sigh*
and
when she finally gets
h o m e
whee deu
w h a l k b u s i n e s s e a t w h a l k b u s i n e s s
then
whee
b l a y t r a i n b l a y
then
whee habbs
f r e e   t i m e
what
iss all so
f a m b i l y   t i m e
juss
bee fore
b e d   t i m e
- - - - -
bringing uss teu
our neckst feature
what iss called
Teusday 24f March
a nodder gorgeous day
what
the Photographer
sbends in
t r a f f i c k

knot taking
b i c k s h e r s
ob
uss
*frowns and shakes head*

and
teunight
whee learn
ob
the bassing ob
A Dear Friend

and wif
t e a r s   a n d   s a d n e s s
our ebening iss
quiet
- - - - -
butt
whee whake teu a new day
and
our humb day feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
25f March
and yeu know
what that means
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
o yess yesss
teunight marks
t h e   e n d   o b   m y   h i a t u s
*cheers*
- - -
butt
first ub
at
iss
The Pie
he iss taking
Basicks for Agility
and
h e   l u b b s   i t
teunight
he iss
a bit
d i s s t r a c k t e d
what iss on a counta
the Handler
c a n   k n o t   k e e b   u b   w i f   h i m
*shakes head*
butt
they deu
t r y   t r y   t r y
*nods*
and now
I shood brobably tell yeu

~
wright bee fore class
the Mom reciebes a phone call
from
her brodder
she tecksts him teu say
she whill call him teumorrow
he reblies back teu say
he iss inn the hossbittle
- O -
she calls him quickly
talks ob
emergency surgery
and
much bain
~
so
Little Dasher
iss knot the only one
wheu iss
d i s s t r a c k t e d

*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our new feature
what iss called
My Adbanced Studies
Recalls ~ Fronts ~ Finishes
wright wright
thiss iss
k n o t   a   c l a s s   f o r   b u b b i e s
no no
*shakes head biggerously*
thiss iss a class
for
h o n o r   s t e u d e n t s
*nods sheebishly*
and
teunight
whee whork on
f r o n t s
and
t u c k   s i t s
and
g e t   i t   g a m e s
what
combine
f r o n t s   a n d   s i t s
thiss iss
a
i m b o r t a n t   c l a s s
for me
on a counta
I habbs a
s b e e d y   r e c a l l
butt
I habbs habbed
a   h a f f   b o i n t   o f f
here and there
for
less than brecise
f r o n t   a n d   f i n i s h
bozishuns
*nods*
so
whee are whorking
on
b e r f e c k s h u n
*nods biggerously*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our abbrebiated bersion
ob
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Fursday
26f March
and
.
here
.
comes
. . .
the
P I E
yess yessss
whee are
inn
t h e   b u s i n e s s   l i n e
eubsy
some one
rebukes
t h e   b a w b a r a z z i
*chuckles*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
at long lasst
Friday

27f March
- - - - -
it habbs been
a   l o n g   w h e e k
wif
the bassing ob a dear friend
my uncle in the hossbittle
and now
*tears*
Little Dasher
iss
b e r r y   s i c k l yagain
*sobs*
so
off he goes
teu see
D o g t o r   M a r k
where
he wheighs inn
at
only
15.2 bounds
*whimbers*
hiss tembyteur
iss
normal
ebbery fing
l o o k s   a n d   s o u n d s
good
yeu know
eyes ears lungs heart
t u m m y
and
n o   k n o t s   n o   l u m b s
inn
t u m m y
so
they take
the
f e e k l e   s a m b l e
what he brought wif him
and
teu
b a s s   t h e   t i m e
he
finks
a
g a m e   o b   t u g
iss in order
and
h e r e
whee set
the Pie
inn
a c k s h u n
wright wright
yeu whood knot know
he iss
s i c k
so then
D o g t o r   M a r k
come back inn teu say
~
good news: no barasites
bad news: chock full ob clostridia
he finks
the treatment from the ER dogtor
killed all ob the backteria
inn hiss tumtum
and did knot build enough
ob
t h e   g o o d   b a c k t e r i a
back
so
The Pie
iss sent home
wif
 7 days antibiotics
21 days probiotics
nausea med (just inn case)

imodium dosage (just inn case)
and
by the time
Mom and The Pie
are
home and settled
- - -
t h e   d a y   i s s   g o n e
butt
whee dedicate
a short bit ob time
teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional fambily nab
o
yess yesss
there iss nuffing
like
t h e   m o m   l u b b
and
here iss
The Sweet Pie
blaying
wif
m y   t o y s
*ahem*
butt
since he iss feeling
b o o r l y
I amb feeling
berry
b r o t e c k t i b b s
*nods*
he can blay
wif
m y   d u c k
iff he whants teu
so long ass
he remembers
it iss
m y   d u c k
and now
I fink
yeu can all under stand
why
there iss
n o   f r i d a y   n i g h t   d i n n e r   b l a t e
*bows head*
- - - - -
whee juss habbs
b l a i n   k i b b l e
and
b l a i n   k i b b l e   w i f   m e d s
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular lubb feature
what iss called
teu bros in the big bed
yess yessss
the Mom
iss trying teu deu
s o m e   f i n g s
and
I amb
b a b y   s i t t i n g
and
whell
*um*
he
iss
a berry
B U S Y   P I E
yess yesss
he iss
feeling
m u c h   b e t t e r
~
fank heabens
so
whee fink teu
h e l b
the Accountant
wif
o u r   t a c k s e s
and
the Burchasing Agent
wif
o u r   s h o b b i n g   l i s t
and then
teu
whee helbs
the Media Secretary
wif
o u r   f a c e b o o k   u b d a t e
and
our
. . .
whait
where did he go
o
there he iss
. . .
our
the still whet behine hiss ears
I T   C o n s u l t a n t
wheu goes by name
ob
D a s h e r   N o
and now
ass whee close out
thiss berry
e m o s h u n a l l   w h e e k
whee fink teu
h o l d   e a c h   o t t e r   c l o s e
whee fink teu be
g r a t e f u l
whee fink teu
n e b b e r   t a k e   l i f e   f o r   g r a n t e d