Thursday, December 25, 2014

My Merry Christmas

Whee Whish Yeu
A Merry Christmas
~
5:00 am
the Mom rolls ober
and
in my ear she whisbers
M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s ,   R e u f u s
then whee goes
back teu sweeb
*zzzzzzzzzz*
teu whake teu
T h i s s   G o r g e o u s   C h r i s t m a s
M o r n i n g
~
and
m y   f u l l   s t o c k i n g
yess yessss
S A N T A
habbs been here
teu
de libber
t h e s e   l i b b e r s
yess yesss
sicks hole bags
ob
M y   L i t t l e   W h o l f s
now
lets oben
m y   s t o c k i n g
on a counta
inn side
iss
a   r a i n d e e r   a n t l e e r
[brolly Dasher's]
a bleu and green
collar and leash
and a
t i n y   g r e e n   e l f
and then
while the Mom
gets
ready teu go
where
she habbs teu go
I
t a k e   i n b e n t o r y
ob
our gifts
incleuding
t h e   o n e
wright back there
*stands on tibby toes - - - stretches neck*
then
*quick sit*
when
the Mom
whalks inn teu
the reum
*inno cent face*
and then
moments
later
*acksidental skweek skweek skweek*
thiss
b i n k   f l a m i n g o
fleu out ob its bag
and
l a n d e d
wright here
*nods*
then
the Mom made her self go
while
I took a nab
~
and
when she came home
t h e   b e s t   b a r t   o b   h e r   d a y
started
~
and
whee obened
m y   g i f t s
thiss one
from
My Aunt Dav
out ob which
I rassle
H e u t y
t h e   b i n k   o w l
before
running back teu
the bag
teu
stick my head inn
then
bull my head out
so
my assistant can
fetch me
t h e s e   g i n g e r   m a n   c o o k i e s
these abble freutables
and
bomma granite crunches
o ... o ... o
then
here in the bottom
E s t h e r
the bink big
and
my festibbs green reef
*cheers*
~
then
Mom says teu Me
" Reufus, let's take a bicksher
ob
My Golden Retrieber Jammies "
*hahaha*
whee deu lubbs the jams
~
and then
I eat my dinner
and
I deu my business
~
let's get back teu
o u r   h o l i d a y   s e l l e b r a y s h u n  
and
let's start
wif
m y   m o n k e y   b a g
from
My Aunt Karen
out furst
iss
Rocky The Squirrel
then
Binky The Effelent
then
then
then
Binky
kneeds
a little whalk
butt
I quickly return teu
the monkey bag
a
flat bird
a
army diller
a bink
bease lubbing monkey
*giggles*
a   m o n k e y   s t o c k i n g

so much
teu
see
there
iss
m o n k e y s   g a l o r e
brown ones
burble ones
singing ones
and
bink ones
and
Rocky
and
and
and
from
Aunt Audrey
. . .
c o r d y   R o y   o n e s
wif
a
<3
on her teuty
I
deu
lubbs
her
and then
whee take a break
so
the Mom can oben
her gifts
and
juss ass she sits down
I steal a
t a t e r   g a t e r
out ob
a nodder bag
finking
t h e   s o f a
iss a nice blace teu eat
butt
*ahem*
abbarently
it iss snot
and
that brings uss
teu
t h e   t a t e r   g a t e r   b a g
what iss
from
My Bee Eff Eff
My Siggy Otter
. . .
My The Mom
four Aggie tennis balls
one tall Jerry Aff

free mice in a hunk ob chee
and
a big bag ob
Friday Night Cheus
*cheers loudly*
. . .
o
it iss
k n o t   f r i d a y
o
ok
whell
m y   g r e e n   e l f
whill deu
butt
now iss the time
for
the Mom teu oben
m y   g i f t s   t e u   h e r
yess yesssss
wif much lubbs
. . .
a berformance journal
teu record our... berformances
a gorgeous training bag
and
Mister Ed
The Comblete Series
wright wright
all one hunnerd and forty free ebisodes
*cheers*
~
and now
back teu obening
the Mom's gifts
whee got
a bair ob
h i s s   a n d   h e r s   j a m m i e s
and
here iss me
m e
in mine
now
what else iss
under thiss tree
*reuts a round*
my o my
boy o boy
thiss day wright here
habbs been
T h e   B e s t   C h r i s t m a s   E b b e r
it gets no better
than
Jammies
Toys and Treats
F r i e n d s   a n d   F a m b i l y
wheu
make yeur life sbeshull
a   h o m e
wif
a   b i g   b e d
and
the whoman wheu calls me
Sweet Boy
~
My Mom
- - - - -
Merry Christmas, Friends