My Big Performance In This Edition (we call) Almost All About The Pie

*clears froat*
ok
get yeur self ready
for
M y   B i g   B e r f o r m a n c e
inn
thiss edition
what
whee call
A l l   Mo s e   A l l   A b o u t   T h e   P i e

inn cleuding

Our Trib Teu Mandeville
what iss
The Pie's Home Town

and

whee whill start wif
Saturday

26f Sebtember

. . .

odder whise known ass
g a m e   d a y

and

here

iss

t h e   M o m   f e e t s

whearing

s e u b e r   b o w e r   s o c k s

wright wright
but teugeffer
* b o w *   * z i n g *   * b a m *
A T M

and

a   b i g   f a n k   y e u

teu

Aunt Sheila, Uncle Bob

and

Cousins Emma and Jesse

~

whee deu lubb em

- - -

o

what iss that I shmell

. . .

s i z z l i n g   b a c o n

wright wright

it iss

t i m e

teu

B T H O   a r k a n s a s

what whee did

28-21 in OT

~

W H O O P

~

and now

here

iss

T h e   P i e

o

yeah

t a s t i n '   t h e   b a c o n

and
teu
- - -

juss being
seuber
a t t e n t i b b s   g u y

yeb yeb

thats
o u r   p i e

and now

an ubdate

rom

O r b i l l e

T  h e   O r b   W h e a b e r

he

iss

h a n g i n g   i n n

*giggles*

- - - - -

bringing uss

teu

Sunday

27f Sebtember

and

T h e   P i e ' s   B i g   A d b e n t u r e

[wif out me]

*sobs*

wright wright

here

iss

Dasher's Big Trib

teu

C a m b   U n c l e   R e d '   B l a y c e

where

he

deus

S  T  R  E  T  C  H      O  U  T      H  I  S  S      L  E  G  S

and
R U N   R U N   R U N
wif

M i s s   F e r g i e   a n d   U n c l e   R e d

o

my

w h a t   a   f u n   t i m e
he iss habbing
and
then
. . .

*drumb roll*

Red shwimming ub teu Pie wif hiss back teu the camera.

he iss

introdeuced
teu
t h e   s h w i m m i n g   b o o l

Pie swhimming ub be hine Miss Fergie

Pie on step, whatching Miss Fergie kick off

and
he deus
l u b b s
it

juss ass much
ass
r u n n i n g

w e u   h e u
now
b a c k   i n n   t h e   b o o l

and
t h e   l i t t l e   g u y
iss
getting the hang ob it

wright wright
here
iss
hiss first
w h a t t e r   r e t r i e b e

*cheers*
o
h o w   f u n

and

Little Dasher

whanted
so badly
teu
j  u  m  b

butt
juss cood knot bring hims elf
teu
deu it

o
whee deu owe
m a n y   m a n y   m a n y  f a n k s
teu
Aunt Amanda
Uncle Red and Miss Fergie
for
D a s h e r ' s   S e u b e r   F u n   A d b e n t u r e
- - -
and now
it
iss
M  Y     T  U  R  N
*nods*
ass I whork
M y   F o u r   D a y   B l a n

wright wright
t r a i n i n g   t i m e
at
Academy Sborts & Outdoors

where
whee whork on
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
*um*
make that
D I S S T R A C K S H U N S

on a counta
there are
loads ob em
*nods*

wright wright
. . .
stuff what shmells
stuff what I habbs nebber seen
b e r r y   f r i e n d l y   b e o b l e s
and
the berry mose imbossible ob all
*gasb*
....
c  h  i  l  d  r  e  n

*sigh*

butt

I   d e u   M y   B e s t

- - -

and now

b a c k   h o m e

here

iss

D a s h e r

c e l e b r a t i n g
hiss day

while

I

amb

inn

t h e   b a f f

*sobs*

[no photographical ebidence]

- - - - -

bringing uss

teu

*chokes back laugh terr*

Monday

28f Sebtember

=

and
yeu guessed it
. . .
P i e   B a f f

and

here

he

iss

b o s t - b a f f
and
b l o w n   d r y

all
f l u f f y
s o f t
s w e e t

and
ok

a
whee
bit
i m b i s h

*nods*
whee sure lubbs
that boy
*nods*
- - - - -

Teusday
29f Sebtember
and
whorking
O u r   F o u r   D a y   B l a n
at
B e t C o

where
whee whork
o f f   l e a s h
inn the back ob the store
. . .
then
on the whay out
whee
check Pie Food brices

and then
I stob teu make notes
for
M y   C h r i s t m a s   L i s t

wright wright
D e e r   S a n t a

I

habbs

been

a   g o o d   b o y

deu knot let any whon

tell yeu

differently

and
. . .
I
whant
t h a t   s h a r k

*nods*
then
whee stob for some
P i e   C o s t u m e   S h o b b i n g

o
there
are
lots ob good ones

butt
I bick
the
S h y   K n e e s   D r a g o n

s o o b e r
. . .
*chuckles*

butt
the mom
says
" u m m   i   d o n ' t   f i n k   s o "
*tuts*
- - - - -
Whensday
Skool Day
30f Sebtember
and
here iss
L i t t l e   D a s h e r

at
M y   S k o o l
showing off
h i s s   m a h e u s i b b   t o n g u e

wif
the
" b l a c e   t r e a t   w r i g h t   h e r e "
freckle
[ fanks, Uncle Bob ]

o yeah
t h i s s   l i t t l e    g u y
iss
a w e s o m e
teunight

ass
d e m o   d o g

so
c a l m
so
f o c u s s e d

eben
when
odder dogs hate him

knot  teu whorry

Little Pie

. . .

M e

T h e   M o m

and

T h e   J u d y

got

y e u r   b a c k

and now

*clears froat*

d r a m a
bee hine uss
it

iss

t i m e

for

B i g   B o y   R a l l y   C l a s s

where
whee
whill whork
O u r   F o u r   D a y   B l a n

wright wright
bracktissing
b r e c i s i o n   f u n   d a   m e n t a l s

like
q u i c k   b i b b o t s

and
s e u b e r   f a s s s t    t i g h t   t u r n s

all
while
i g n o r i n g
d  i  s  s  t   r  a  c  k  s  h  u  n  s
*big eyes*

o
what
a w e s o m e   c l a s s e s
and
Pie and I
habbs
b i g   f u n
- - - - -
and now
w h a t
w h e e
h a b b s   b e e n
w h a i t i n g
f o r

Friday
2f Ocktober
O u r   T r i b   t e u   M a n d e v i l l e

butt
furst
here iss
O u r   W e e   S t o b

inn
O r a n g e
Texas

wright wright
a bit
ob
f u e l

a
w e e   w h a l k

and
a r e   y e u   k i d d i n g   m e

a
p h o t o   s h e u t

no
no
no
I whill knot bartissibate

bee sides
there iss
s o   m u c h   t r a f f i c k
ober there

don't

beliebe

me

juss

a s k   p i e

o
hims
deu knot like
t h e   n o i s e

Deer Trolley Driber
Business done.
Let's moob on.

wright wright

whee board the trolley

and

a l l   g o e s   w h e l l

until

I habbs

a berry urgent

m o m e n t

inn

B a t t i n g    R e u g e

*whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk*

*whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk*

*whalk whalk whalk*

. . .

and

n u f f i n g

*bows head*

so

I

r e - b o a r d   t h e   t r o l l e y

and

now

here iss

Pie

wheu
joins
me

inn
s o l i d a r i t y

and
deus
n u f f i n g
teu

yub

whee
t o t a l l y   f l e e c e d
the
Mom Trolley Driber

*eubsy*

and

now

a few long hours later

whee are

- - -

h e r e

at

D e e b   S o u f

A l l   B r e e d

O b e d i e n c e   T r a i n i n g   C l u b

T r i a l

inn
B e l i c a n    B a r k

at
T h e   C a s t i n e    C e n t e r

inn
M a n d e v i l l e ,   L o u i s i a n a
best known ass
~
H O M E
ob
T h e   P i e
~
*cheers*

and
h e r e

iss
o u r   c a m b   s i t e

wright wright
whee are
s e t   u b
and
w h a i t i n g
on
o u r   f r i e n d s
all so known ass
T h e   W h i r l s   B e s s t   I n s t r u c k t o r s

and
thiss wright here
iss
T h e   R a l l y   R i n g
where
T e a m   R e u f u s
whill
deu
o u r   b e s s t   w h o r k
*nods*

whee habbs

a   g r e a t   m a t c h

whee

f e e l   g o o d

about

t h e   r i n g

o u r   f o c u s

and

o u r   c o n f i d e n c e

*whibes brow*

so

whee head ober

teu see

Pie's

G r a m m y   a n d   G r a m m s

and

M a m a   T r a n c i e   a n d   S i s t e r    M u s s y

and

s h a m e   o n   t h e   m o m   p h o t o g r a p h e r

for

knot dockumenting

t h e i r   r e u n i o n

*bouts*
- - -

it

iss

a   s e u b e r   a w e s o m e   h o m e c o m i n g

though

- - - - -

and now

h e r e

whee are

s e t t l e d   i n n

at
T h e   Q u i n t a

after
a   l o n g   d a y
ob
backing the trolley chock full
dribing the trolley sicks hours
unn backing the trolley here and there
hauling crates here and there
o
and then
t h e   l e n g f y   b u s i n e s s   t r i b s
a cross teu hole states

I
amb
b o o b e d

*night night goddess*

n i g h t   n i g h t   f r i e n d s

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

T h e   B i g   D a y

Saturday

3f Ocktober

and
here whee are
inn
o u r   t e a m   m e e t i n g

*baws teugeffer*
*break*
G o   T e a m   R e u f u s
* screams cheers from the pie gallery *
- - - - -
and now
*golf whisber*
here whee are
r i n g   s i d e
at
T h e   D e e b   S o u f
ABOTC

and
*drumb roll*
I
knock it
out.
ob.
the.
bark.

m y   h i g h e s t   s c o r e   e b b e r
~
9 9

wright wright
out
ob
1 0 0

what means that
. . .
T h i s s   B o y
iss now
q u a l i f i e d
for
N A T I O N A L S
*cheers*
, , ,
* basses smelling salts under yeur nose *

* helbs yeu ub off the floors *
*bushes ebbery one back so yeu can get airs *
then
n o   t i m e   f o r   c e l e b r a y s h u n
~
* sigh *
* tends teu pie crisis *
[more on that later... blease teu see foot note***]

* ahhhhh*

ok

so

look

at

t h e   j u d g e ' s   b o o k

what

iss

m y   s e c r e t

yeu ask

my awesome instrucktor
hooks
me
ub wif
* looks cawshussly inn boaf direcksuns *
* whisbers *
~
s a m m o n

and now

after

m u c h   d a s h e r   d r a m a ***

and

a

m i s s   f i r e

coming out ob the crate

m y   s e c k o n d   r u n

nets

9 7

w o o t
w o o t

whee
are
o n   a   r o l l

* cues Queen musick *
wright wright
w h e e   a r e   t h e   c h a m b i o n s
. . .
o b   t h e   w h i r l e d

* ahem *
ok
whell
maybe juss
o u r   w h i r l e d

*nods*
butt
t e u   g r e e n   r i b b o n s
. . .
whee whill take it

and now

for the wreckered

. . .

t h e   j u d g e ' s   b o o k

*nods*

and now
wif
m e   a n d   t h e   p i e
tucked in bed
at
T h e   Q u i n t a
~
Mom
heads out for
a
c e l e b r a y s h u n

wif
P i e ' s
G r a m m s   and   G r a m m y   and   G r a m p y
along wif
t h e   w h i r l ' s   b e s t   i n s t r u c k t o r s

at
New Orleans Food & Sbirits
*licks libs*
wif
C a g i n '   B e e r s

f u n   a n d   l i b e l y   c o n b e r s a y s h u n s
m u c h   l a u g h t e r s
. . .
*checks for stormy skies*
b e r r y   h e a l f y   f o o d s
*clears froat*
*shakes head*

and

ass

f a t e

wood habb it

. . .

teunights

m e n u   b o a r d

broclaims

h o w   w h e e   c o m e   t e u g e f f e r

wright wright
f a m b i l y

o
whee deu lubbs
O u r   P i e

and
O u r   P i e   F a m b i l y
- - -
now
mean while
back at
T h e   R a n c h   Q u i n t a

here
iss
the
l i t t l e   s k w i r t

whee are
k i c k i n g    b a c k

juss
h a n g i n g   o u t

finking
w h a t   a   t r a b e s t y
that
O u r   A g g i e s

are knot telebised
on
thiss teebee
*low whimber*

now
here iss
m e

hearing
the news
that
whee are
k n o t   s h o w i n g
teumorrow
*bouts*

now
here iss
Lil Dasher

asking
" w h e l l   d e u   I   s h o w   t e u m o r r o w "

*burst ob laughter*
teu which
I rebly
" s h o w   w h a t ... y e u r   b a t o o t y "
* r o f l m b[atooty] o *

then
P i e
says
"M A A A A A A "

awww
eben I habbs teu admit
he
iss
s o o o o   c u t e
*sigh*

ob course
I
iss
s o o o o   c u t e
teu

*nods*
now
back teu
t h e   t r a b e s t y   o b   j u s t e s s

n o
A G G I E S

*harumph*

I guess
P i e   a n d   I

whill juss
s i t   i n n   m o m ' s   l a b

and
t e l l   s e c r e t s

and
s u c h

till

n i g h t   n i g h t

t h e   e n d

- - - - -

Sunday

4f Ocktober

where

whee

- load the trolley ..... CHECK

- run ober teu the arena ..... CHECK

- load our crates ..... CHECK

- head for home ..... CHECK

~

and now

- refuel trolley .....

and

that brings uss teu

t h e   w h i r l s   c r e e p i e s t   w e e   s t o b

inn

L a k e   C h a r l e s   L e u   I s s   E a s y   A n n a

and
ok
whell

it iss
k n o t   t h a t   c r e e b y
for
t h e   p i e   a n d   m e

butt ebidently
on the inn side
. . .
yeu go threu the store
teu
t h e   b a c k   r e u m

and
t h e   b a c k   r e u m
iss
scattered
wif
s t r u n g   o u t   b e o b l e s
r a t t y   l u g g a g e s
and
c r e e b i n e s s
[whee fink it iss a gambling bus stob]

wright wright

the mom

b r a y e d   w h i l e   s h e   b e e ' e d

and

then

whee
- dribe ride like hail home ..... CHECK

- whatch the baggage clerk unload our crab ..... CHECK

- urge the chef teu brebare our biddles ..... CHECK

- dine and brebare for bed ..... CHECK

what
a   g r e a t   w h e e k
what
a   a w e   s u m   w h e e k   e n d
- - -
many fanks teu yeu
m y   f r i e n d s
for
coming along wif us
~
w h e e   l u b b   y e u

- - - - -
and now
for
t h e   f o o t n o t e

***
*um*
yeu know
those
c o l l a b s i b l e   w h a t t e r    b o w l s

whell
I
habbs
*clears froat*
make that
h a b b e d
a bink one

butt

while

I amb in the ring

scoring
a   c a r e e r   h i g h   9 9

T h i s s   P i e

iss
e a t i n g   m y   b o w l

o
my
h o w   i n n   b a r e   a s s i n g

*sigh*
b e a r   o x   s i d e
down hiss gullet

and
wif
h i s s   g r a m m y
holding
h i s s   e a r s   b a c k

aaaack
aaaack
aaaack

o
the mom
feels
s o o o   b a d
-
it iss
a l l   h e r   f a u l t

she iss
s o   o b e r   b r o c k t i b b s
then
t h i s s
~
blease teu bray
for
o u r   f u t u r e   f r e e d o m
[there might knot be any]
*whirries*

now

teu tell yeu

- - -

T h e   P i e   i s s   B e r f e c k l y   F i n e

and

he offers ub

Many Fanks

teu

Grammy Terri

for

her calm, her helb, her fore gibbness

~

teu

The Whirls Greatest Instrucktors

for

the googles and subbort

~

teu

The Mom

for

her furst aid kit

and

h e r   g u i l t
*milking it*

~

and

teu

T h e   M e

for

sharing

t h e   l i m e   l i g h t

and

t h e   m o m

~

I wood knot deu it

for

juss any body

. . .

butt

I   g o t   y e u r   b a c k ,   L i l   B r o