Sunday, October 4, 2015

My Big Performance In This Edition (we call) Almost All About The Pie

*clears froat*
ok
get yeur self ready
for
M y   B i g   B e r f o r m a n c e
inn
thiss edition
what
whee call
A l l   Mo s e   A l l   A b o u t   T h e   P i e

inn cleuding
Our Trib Teu Mandeville
what iss
The Pie's Home Town

and
whee whill start wif
Saturday
26f Sebtember
. . .
odder whise known ass
g a m e   d a y
and
here
iss
t h e   M o m   f e e t s
whearing
s e u b e r   b o w e r   s o c k s
wright wright
but teugeffer
* b o w *   * z i n g *   * b a m *
A T M
and
a   b i g   f a n k   y e u
teu
Aunt Sheila, Uncle Bob
and
Cousins Emma and Jesse
~
whee deu lubb em
- - -
o
what iss that I shmell
. . .
s i z z l i n g   b a c o n
wright wright
it iss
t i m e
teu
B T H O   a r k a n s a s
what whee did
~
W H O O P
~
and now
here
iss
T h e   P i e
o
yeah
t a s t i n '   t h e   b a c o n
and
teu
- - -
juss being
seuber
a t t e n t i b b s   g u y
yeb yeb
thats
o u r   p i e
and now
an ubdate
rom
O r b i l l e
T  h e   O r b   W h e a b e r
he
iss
h a n g i n g   i n n
*giggles*
- - - - -
bringing uss
teu
Sunday
27f Sebtember
and
T h e   P i e ' s   B i g   A d b e n t u r e
[wif out me]
*sobs*
wright wright
here
iss
Dasher's Big Trib
teu
C a m b   U n c l e   R e d '   B l a y c e
where
he
deus
S  T  R  E  T  C  H      O  U  T      H  I  S  S      L  E  G  S
and
R U N   R U N   R U N
wif
M i s s   F e r g i e   a n d   U n c l e   R e d
o
my
w h a t   a   f u n   t i m e
he iss habbing
and
then
. . .
*drumb roll*
Red shwimming ub teu Pie wif hiss back teu the camera.
he iss
introdeuced
teu
t h e   s h w i m m i n g   b o o l
Pie swhimming ub be hine Miss Fergie
Pie on step, whatching Miss Fergie kick off
and
he deus
l u b b s
it

juss ass much
ass
r u n n i n g
w e u   h e u
now
b a c k   i n n   t h e   b o o l
and
t h e   l i t t l e   g u y
iss
getting the hang ob it
wright wright
here
iss
hiss first
w h a t t e r   r e t r i e b e
*cheers*
o
h o w   f u n
and
Little Dasher
whanted
so badly
teu
j  u  m  b
butt
juss cood knot bring hims elf
teu
deu it
o
whee deu owe
m a n y   m a n y   m a n y  f a n k s
teu
Aunt Amanda
Uncle Red and Miss Fergie
for
D a s h e r ' s   S e u b e r   F u n   A d b e n t u r e
- - -
and now
it
iss
M  Y     T  U  R  N
*nods*
ass I whork
M y   F o u r   D a y   B l a n
wright wright
t r a i n i n g   t i m e
at
Academy Sborts & Outdoors
where
whee whork on
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
*um*
make that
D I S S T R A C K S H U N S
on a counta
there are
loads ob em
*nods*
wright wright
. . .
stuff what shmells
stuff what I habbs nebber seen
b e r r y   f r i e n d l y   b e o b l e s
and
the berry mose imbossible ob all
*gasb*
....
c  h  i  l  d  r  e  n
*sigh*
butt
I   d e u   M y   B e s t
- - -
and now
b a c k   h o m e
here
iss
D a s h e r
c e l e b r a t i n g
hiss day
while
I
amb
inn
t h e   b a f f
*sobs*
[no photographical ebidence]
- - - - -
bringing uss
teu
*chokes back laugh terr*
Monday
28f Sebtember
=
and
yeu guessed it
. . .
P i e   B a f f
and
here
he
iss
b o s t - b a f f
and
b l o w n   d r y
all
f l u f f y
s o f t
s w e e t
and
ok
a
whee
bit
i m b i s h
*nods*
whee sure lubbs
that boy
*nods*
- - - - -
Teusday
29f Sebtember
and
whorking
O u r   F o u r   D a y   B l a n
at
B e t C o
where
whee whork
o f f   l e a s h
inn the back ob the store
. . .
then
on the whay out
whee
check Pie Food brices
and then
I stob teu make notes
for
M y   C h r i s t m a s   L i s t
wright wright
D e e r   S a n t a
I
habbs
been
a   g o o d   b o y
deu knot let any whon
tell yeu
differently
and
. . .
I
whant
t h a t   s h a r k
*nods*
then
whee stob for some
P i e   C o s t u m e   S h o b b i n g
o
there
are
lots ob good ones
butt
I bick
the
S h y   K n e e s   D r a g o n
s o o b e r
. . .
*chuckles*
butt
the mom
says
" u m m   i   d o n ' t   f i n k   s o "
*tuts*
- - - - -
Whensday
Skool Day
30f Sebtember
and
here iss
L i t t l e   D a s h e r
at
M y   S k o o l
showing off
h i s s   m a h e u s i b b   t o n g u e
wif
the
" b l a c e   t r e a t   w r i g h t   h e r e "
freckle
[ fanks, Uncle Bob ]
o yeah
t h i s s   l i t t l e    g u y
iss
a w e s o m e
teunight
ass
d e m o   d o g
so
c a l m
so
f o c u s s e d
eben
when
odder dogs hate him
knot  teu whorry
Little Pie
. . .
M e
T h e   M o m
and
T h e   J u d y
got
y e u r   b a c k
and now
*clears froat*
d r a m a
bee hine uss
it
iss
t i m e
for
B i g   B o y   R a l l y   C l a s s
where
whee
whill whork
O u r   F o u r   D a y   B l a n
wright wright
bracktissing
b r e c i s i o n   f u n   d a   m e n t a l s
like
q u i c k   b i b b o t s
and
s e u b e r   f a s s s t    t i g h t   t u r n s
all
while
i g n o r i n g
d  i  s  s  t   r  a  c  k  s  h  u  n  s
*big eyes*
o
what
a w e s o m e   c l a s s e s
and
Pie and I
habbs
b i g   f u n
- - - - -
and now
w h a t
w h e e
h a b b s   b e e n
w h a i t i n g
f o r

Friday
2f Ocktober
O u r   T r i b   t e u   M a n d e v i l l e

butt
furst
here iss
O u r   W e e   S t o b
inn
O r a n g e
Texas
wright wright
a bit
ob
f u e l
a
w e e   w h a l k
and
a r e   y e u   k i d d i n g   m e
a
p h o t o   s h e u t
no
no
no
I whill knot bartissibate
bee sides
there iss
s o   m u c h   t r a f f i c k
ober there
don't
beliebe
me
juss
a s k   p i e
o
hims
deu knot like
t h e   n o i s e
Deer Trolley Driber
Business done.
Let's moob on.
wright wright
whee board the trolley
and
a l l   g o e s   w h e l l
until
I habbs
a berry urgent
m o m e n t
inn
*whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk*
*whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk whalk*
*whalk whalk whalk*
. . .
and
n u f f i n g
*bows head*
so
I
r e - b o a r d   t h e   t r o l l e y
and
now
here iss
Pie
wheu
joins
me
inn
s o l i d a r i t y
and
deus
n u f f i n g
teu
yub
whee
t o t a l l y   f l e e c e d
the
Mom Trolley Driber
*eubsy*
and
now
a few long hours later
whee are
- - -
h e r e
at
D e e b   S o u f
A l l   B r e e d
O b e d i e n c e   T r a i n i n g   C l u b
T r i a l
inn
B e l i c a n    B a r k
at
T h e   C a s t i n e    C e n t e r
inn
M a n d e v i l l e ,   L o u i s i a n a
best known ass
~
H O M E
ob
T h e   P i e
~
*cheers*
and
h e r e
iss
o u r   c a m b   s i t e
wright wright
whee are
s e t   u b
and
w h a i t i n g
on
o u r   f r i e n d s
all so known ass
T h e   W h i r l s   B e s s t   I n s t r u c k t o r s
and
thiss wright here
iss
T h e   R a l l y   R i n g
where
T e a m   R e u f u s
whill
deu
o u r   b e s s t   w h o r k
*nods*
whee habbs
a   g r e a t   m a t c h
whee
f e e l   g o o d
about
t h e   r i n g
o u r   f o c u s
and
o u r   c o n f i d e n c e
*whibes brow*
so
whee head ober
teu see
Pie's
G r a m m y   a n d   G r a m m s
and
M a m a   T r a n c i e   a n d   S i s t e r    M u s s y
and
s h a m e   o n   t h e   m o m   p h o t o g r a p h e r
for
knot dockumenting
t h e i r   r e u n i o n
*bouts*
- - -
it
iss
a   s e u b e r   a w e s o m e   h o m e c o m i n g
though
- - - - -
and now
h e r e
whee are
s e t t l e d   i n n
after
a   l o n g   d a y
ob
backing the trolley chock full
dribing the trolley sicks hours
unn backing the trolley here and there
hauling crates here and there
o
and then
t h e   l e n g f y   b u s i n e s s   t r i b s
a cross teu hole states
I
amb
b o o b e d
*night night goddess*
n i g h t   n i g h t   f r i e n d s
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
T h e   B i g   D a y
Saturday
3f Ocktober
and
here whee are
inn
o u r   t e a m   m e e t i n g
*baws teugeffer*
*break*
G o   T e a m   R e u f u s
* screams cheers from the pie gallery *
- - - - -
and now
*golf whisber*
here whee are
r i n g   s i d e
at
T h e   D e e b   S o u f
ABOTC
and
*drumb roll*
I
knock it
out.
ob.
the.
bark.
m y   h i g h e s t   s c o r e   e b b e r
~
9 9
wright wright
out
ob
1 0 0
what means that
. . .
T h i s s   B o y
iss now
q u a l i f i e d
for
N A T I O N A L S
*cheers*
, , ,
* basses smelling salts under yeur nose *
* helbs yeu ub off the floors *
*bushes ebbery one back so yeu can get airs *
then
n o   t i m e   f o r   c e l e b r a y s h u n
~
* sigh *
* tends teu pie crisis *
[more on that later... blease teu see foot note***]
* ahhhhh*
ok
so
look
at
t h e   j u d g e ' s   b o o k
what
iss
m y   s e c r e t
yeu ask
my awesome instrucktor
hooks
me
ub wif
* looks cawshussly inn boaf direcksuns *
* whisbers *
~
s a m m o n
and now
after
m u c h   d a s h e r   d r a m a ***
and
a
m i s s   f i r e
coming out ob the crate
m y   s e c k o n d   r u n
nets
9 7
w o o t
w o o t
whee
are
o n   a   r o l l
* cues Queen musick *
wright wright
w h e e   a r e   t h e   c h a m b i o n s
. . .
o b   t h e   w h i r l e d
* ahem *
ok
whell
maybe juss
o u r   w h i r l e d
*nods*
butt
t e u   g r e e n   r i b b o n s
. . .
whee whill take it
and now
for the wreckered
. . .
t h e   j u d g e ' s   b o o k
*nods*
and now
wif
m e   a n d   t h e   p i e
tucked in bed
at
T h e   Q u i n t a
~
Mom
heads out for
a
c e l e b r a y s h u n

wif
P i e ' s
G r a m m s   and   G r a m m y   and   G r a m p y
along wif
t h e   w h i r l ' s   b e s t   i n s t r u c k t o r s

at
New Orleans Food & Sbirits
*licks libs*
wif
C a g i n '   B e e r s
f u n   a n d   l i b e l y   c o n b e r s a y s h u n s
m u c h   l a u g h t e r s
. . .
*checks for stormy skies*
b e r r y   h e a l f y   f o o d s
*clears froat*
*shakes head*
and
ass
f a t e
wood habb it
. . .
teunights
m e n u   b o a r d
broclaims
h o w   w h e e   c o m e   t e u g e f f e r
wright wright
f a m b i l y
o
whee deu lubbs
O u r   P i e
and
O u r   P i e   F a m b i l y
- - -
now
mean while
back at
T h e   R a n c h   Q u i n t a
here
iss
the
l i t t l e   s k w i r t
whee are
k i c k i n g    b a c k
juss
h a n g i n g   o u t
finking
w h a t   a   t r a b e s t y
that
O u r   A g g i e s
are knot telebised
on
thiss teebee
*low whimber*
now
here iss
m e
hearing
the news
that
whee are
k n o t   s h o w i n g
teumorrow
*bouts*
now
here iss
Lil Dasher
asking
" w h e l l   d e u   I   s h o w   t e u m o r r o w "
*burst ob laughter*
teu which
I rebly
" s h o w   w h a t ... y e u r   b a t o o t y "
* r o f l m b[atooty] o *
then
P i e
says
"M A A A A A A "
awww
eben I habbs teu admit
he
iss
s o o o o   c u t e
*sigh*
ob course
I
iss
s o o o o   c u t e
teu

*nods*
now
back teu
t h e   t r a b e s t y   o b   j u s t e s s
n o
A G G I E S
*harumph*
I guess
P i e   a n d   I
whill juss
s i t   i n n   m o m ' s   l a b
and
t e l l   s e c r e t s
and
s u c h
till
n i g h t   n i g h t
t h e   e n d
- - - - -
Sunday
4f Ocktober
where
whee
- load the trolley ..... CHECK
- run ober teu the arena ..... CHECK
- load our crates ..... CHECK
- head for home ..... CHECK
~
and now
- refuel trolley .....
and
that brings uss teu
t h e   w h i r l s   c r e e p i e s t   w e e   s t o b
inn
L a k e   C h a r l e s   L e u   I s s   E a s y   A n n a
and
ok
whell
it iss
k n o t   t h a t   c r e e b y
for
t h e   p i e   a n d   m e
butt ebidently
on the inn side
. . .
yeu go threu the store
teu
t h e   b a c k   r e u m
and
t h e   b a c k   r e u m
iss
scattered
wif
s t r u n g   o u t   b e o b l e s
r a t t y   l u g g a g e s
and
c r e e b i n e s s
[whee fink it iss a gambling bus stob]
wright wright
the mom
b r a y e d   w h i l e   s h e   b e e ' e d
and
then
whee
- dribe ride like hail home ..... CHECK
- whatch the baggage clerk unload our crab ..... CHECK
- urge the chef teu brebare our biddles ..... CHECK
- dine and brebare for bed ..... CHECK
what
a   g r e a t   w h e e k
what
a   a w e   s u m   w h e e k   e n d
- - -
many fanks teu yeu
m y   f r i e n d s
for
coming along wif us
~
w h e e   l u b b   y e u

- - - - -
and now
for
t h e   f o o t n o t e

***
*um*
yeu know
those
c o l l a b s i b l e   w h a t t e r    b o w l s
whell
I
habbs
*clears froat*
make that
h a b b e d
a bink one
butt
while
I amb in the ring
scoring
a   c a r e e r   h i g h   9 9
T h i s s   P i e
iss
e a t i n g   m y   b o w l
o
my
h o w   i n n   b a r e   a s s i n g
*sigh*
b e a r   o x   s i d e
down hiss gullet
and
wif
h i s s   g r a m m y
holding
h i s s   e a r s   b a c k
aaaack
aaaack
aaaack
o
the mom
feels
s o o o   b a d
-
it iss
a l l   h e r   f a u l t
she iss
s o   o b e r   b r o c k t i b b s
then
t h i s s
~
blease teu bray
for
o u r   f u t u r e   f r e e d o m
[there might knot be any]
*whirries*

now
teu tell yeu
- - -
T h e   P i e   i s s   B e r f e c k l y   F i n e
and
he offers ub
Many Fanks
teu
Grammy Terri
for
her calm, her helb, her fore gibbness
~
teu
The Whirls Greatest Instrucktors
for
the googles and subbort
~
teu
The Mom
for
her furst aid kit
and
h e r   g u i l t
*milking it*
~
and
teu
T h e   M e
for
sharing
t h e   l i m e   l i g h t
and
t h e   m o m
~
I wood knot deu it
for
juss any body
. . .
butt
I   g o t   y e u r   b a c k ,   L i l   B r o

8 comments:

  1. reuf & pie ~~~~~~ wavez...grate ta see ewe both again....looks like ewe R doin well, we hope yur mom purrson iz two....pie...noe doubt, ewe iz noe longer a wee pup....look at cha !!! N we loved yur mewvies....we iz mega gel uz ya getted ta haz all that runnin room AND swimmin...but dood, what..noe fishin !!! we wooda loved ta bee ther runnin with ya....& reuf.....yur lookin good az all ways dood AND WE IZ BUZZED SOOOPER HAPPEE YA MADE NATIONULLZ...HOW TOTAL LEE KEWL IZ THAT.....CONGRA RATZ TIMEZ A BAZILLION BUDDY & HIGH PAWS & HEADBONX ~~~~ HOORAY ~~~~ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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  2. Reufie,
    What an exciting adventure, You and Dasher did great.
    Then you hit us with Dasher eating your water bowl, good grief, no wonder The Mom was upset. Glad all the action taken worked and the only casualty was the water bowl.
    You both are no doubt rising stars.
    Much Love,
    Uncle Bob, Auntie Sheila
    Cousins Emma & Jesse

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  3. Reuf...Pie...& mom...we wanted ta say haza Merry Christmas anda happee healthee blessed 2016 !!! loves frum uz all in de land oh trout !! ♥♥♥

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