Friday, September 27, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: The Stunningly HumDrum Edition

Habby Habby Habby
Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Our The Stunningly HumDrum Edition
ob
Friday Night Wrights 
Yess Yessss
ass neus goes,
it habbs been
a bretty slow week.
I mean
...
lass weekend
ass
I whas
butting the bow on
Our Friday Night Wrights:
The Birfday Edition

whee did habbs
the floods and the flashbangs
 and
whell
*ahem*
I whas beside myself
wif
the worry
and
the 2x2 gaffering
and
double file boarding
butt
the Mom and I
did manage teu
sweeb
ass whell ass bossible
...
and
whee did a whake
teu
a flooded yard
what did stay flooded all day
...
and here iss
my reackshun
teu
the Mom
deciding teu
meet friends for an early
Saturday Dinner
...
foo-eee

Deus she knot know
there iss
no better combany
the me
...
whell
it did come teu her
on a counta
she rushed home teu
watch
The Aggie Game
wif
her main squeeze
yess yessss
Texas A&M v. smu
 it whas
...uhh...ahh...umm...
a bit ob
a sneuzzzer 
42-6 at the end ob the fird
and
Johnny habbed already retired
and
I habbed tooken
command
ob
the Mom's lab
o
I deu lubbs it there.
My Aggies did whin
42-13
butt the game whee whatched
whas knot that close
*tuts*
- - - - -
And now for
the one big fing
what habbened thiss week
what iss also
our regular feature
called
...
My Ackademia Day
at
My Skool
*cue angels teu sing*
Wednesday Night
Trolley Ride
Here I amb
at a stob light.
It abbears I habbs
a four leaf clober
on
my ear
but in real life
I deu knot
I juss habbs
ecksitement and habbiness
on
my sweet face
yess yesss
I deu
whell
also
a bit ob
steudiousity
[noun. meaning boy-o-boy-boy
I'm about teu learn a bunch ob fings
and eat a lot ob
chees and bork libbers
deuing it]
and
ass
the Mom / Concierge / Agent
the Handler
brings in my bag, bockses, targets and brobs
here I amb
in
The Green Reum
Teunight
iss
a double header
Agilty Basicks
ub furst
and then
Nobice Obedience
yess yessss
I worked on
my jumb teckneeks
my body awarenesses
my flecksibility
my take offs
my wrabbing
my backing ubs
and then
and then
and then
My Obedience Class
whas
G R E A T
whee worked on
ring behabiors:
ecksitements
connecktibities
and
control
and also
my berformance
ob
the figure ate
inn side
and
out side
and then
and then
and then
whee did end wif
*drum roll*
sit for exam
On the lass bass
I did take
*a hand on the head
run down my back*
wif out so much ass a flinch
*wheu heu*
...
and now a word about
My Fursday
...
My Agility Class Day
...
the Mom came home
from
a long hot afternoon
on a job site
and
wif her she brought
a horror ob a head ache
and
the only fing what helbed
whas
darknesses
and
subborts
and
belly rubs
what then
on the down side
deus
sbell out
h o o k y
yess yesss
much teu
my shuh-grin
whee blayed it
- - - - -
and now
here iss
a berry little dock-yeu-mented
time ob my week
what iss
My Friday Morning
ass an ass-ide
here iss
a late bleumer
and here iss me
shneufing
and
shneufing
and
here I amb
answering the Mom's question
no
I habbs no otter businesses
no no
I deu knot
and wif that
ecksblanayshun
I whas whisked in teu
my little reum
and
whee said our good byes
and then
...
and now
what follows here is
our regular feature
what iss called
- - - - -
My Friday Afternoon
yess yesss
one ob the furst fings
on our agenda
whas
a nab
cool airs blowing
soft
teebee
aww-dee-o
the Mom
so-lill-o-kwees
and
lubbings
and then there whas also
Mister Bubble Time
him I deu lubbs
and then
the Mom
did fink teu get all
broducktibbs
and stuff
by inboking
the name ob
Miss Dyson
and all ob
her sucky conduckt
>juss look how full ob my furs she already iss<
that said
I amb
SO
knot a fraid ob her.
SO knot.
and now
here iss a bit about
Odder Friday Chores
yess yessss
whee did a bit ob
laundry
and then also whee did
some finking
...
ATT
did recently gibbs uss
a brize
whee did habbs the choice ob
teu tablets
[what whee already habbs a great one]
a kindle fire
[what whee habbs kindle abbs on many debices]
a m-bee-free musick fingy
[what whee habbs no musick teu blay on]
or
an XBOX 360
Obbiously
whee bicked
the XBOX 360
and now
whee ask yeu
...
what can whee deu wif thiss fing
what shood whee deu wif thiss fing
- - - - -
and now fur
our features what are called
Otter Fings About My Friday
whee did habbs
dark skies
and
a good soaking rain
and
I did habbs
a bizza frizzbee blay beriod
I butt my chin on it
fur the camera
butt
I did I did.
I also did habbs
a chomb on my deu claw
and
a lick ubon my baw
butt
I whas tole
...
no...No... NO
butt
yess yesss
I can lubbs on
Mister Bubble
O
and fur all ob yeu what wonder
here iss how it looks
when
I amb a bout teu
jumb ubon yeu
on
the big bed
*tuts*
and now fur
Friday Afternoon Yard Fings
...
after the yard creu left
whee walked
I shneufed
I mean
I really shneufed
and then
...
whee came in ob doors
...
and
I whas conbinced
it iss
d i n n e r   t i m e
...
and out came
the eggs
yesss yesssssssss
thus begins the brebarayshun ob
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
salmon and legumes kibbles
scrambled egg
green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
here iss
me
anticibating
for it
here iss me
running
for it
here iss
it
along wif
Ozarka Sbring Waters
here iss me
waiting
for it
here iss me
getting it
and now
Out for Our After Dinner Out
I always deu lubbs teu deu
a surbay
the lawn deudes
[aka grass stealers]
habbs been here
so there are many more shmells
butt wif
all the work and workers
in the yard
the critters habbs tooken the day off
butt
hey hey
check out the bretty sky
and now let's make
our rounds
and
check the berimeter
haha
here yeu are
bringing ub
my rear
hahaha
and here I amb
offering ub
a sit
a stay
seriously
*seriously*
hahahahahah
and now
here I amb
in ob doors
killing a bit ob time
until
my next big fun regular feature
so I bresent teu yeu
MTF
:my tail fluff:
MBF
:my belly furs:
...
I amb
a Lubber
I amb
I amb
a Loller
I amb
I amb
a Shmuggler
I amb
...
and now I bresent teu yeu
MEF
:my elbow fluff:
Forget the Fluff
blease teu lubbs
the shneufer
on a counta
it really lubbs yeu
*kisses*
and now here I amb
following
the Mom
*ahem*
Deu Yeu know what time it iss...
I know what time it iss...
it iss
Follow The Mom Time
it iss
*drum roll*
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
*imbulse control*
*imbulse control*
yibbeeee
*get it*
o my o my o my o my
I deu lubbs
My Friday Night Cheu
*wheuuuuuuu*
- - - - -
The end ob a HumDrum Week
and now
I lay me down teu
sweeb
My Friends
mean
ebberyfing teu me
...
and
I continue teu mourn the losses ob
My Good Friend Sam
and
...
I amb grate full for Stunning.
I amb grate full for HumDrum
I amb grate full for Ebbery Single Day

I amb grate full for Friends