Friday, April 24, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Brothers, Bounty, Scholarship and Sharing Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Brodders
Bounty
S'Collar Shibb
and

Sharing
Edition
now let's get
wright started
wif
our regular feature
what iss called
My Saturday Bounty
18f Abril
yess yesss
a short
m i d   d a y   n a b
- - -
and then
The Mom
iss
h o m e
wif
b o u n t y
and
t e u d a y ' s   b o u n t y
iss
brought teu uss
courtesy
ob
T h e   K r o g e r
and
The Mom
ob
course
*nods*
o
yeah
ebbery fing
on
my lisst
whatter whatter whatter
whatter whatter whatter
whatter
freuts and bedgies for the Me
yogurt for the Pie
and
more frow a whay
c o n t a i n e r s
for
The Pie
and
hiss
*um*
s a m b l e s
- - - - -
and now
after
a   b e r r y   l a z y   S a t u r d a y
that brings uss teu
our unforchewnut feature
what iss called
Facktory Whork Sunday
19f Abril
wright wright
the Mom
deus a bunch ob
whork for whork
. . .
and juss
when
shee is free
ob
t h e   s h a c k l e s
. . .
she says
" w h e l l . . .   h a i l "
wright
it
f u n d e r s
it
l i g h t n i n s
and
it
h a i l s
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
20f Abril
. . .
butt whee habbs
n o   p h o t o g a p h i c a l   e b i d e n c e
teu
broobs it

butt that
brings uss teu
our civickal resbonsibility feature
what iss called
Jury Deuty Teusday
21f Abril
where
whee get ubbs
s e u b e r   e a r l y
so the Mom
can
f l y   d o w n t o w n
no no
knot
f l y
butt
d r i b e
so
she can
quick quick
b a r k
here

and
w h a l k
teu
the
H a r r i s   C o u n t y   J u r y   B l a z a
what iss
a   k n e w   b u i l d i n g
knew enough
teu habbs been
designer ber
2 0 1 2   A c k s e s s i b i l i t y   S t a n d a r d s
yesss
the Mom iss
THAT Architeck Nerd
*nods*
butt
I die gress
- - -
she arribes
whell in adbance
ob
8am
. . .
and
juror after juror after juror
are call
banel after banel after banel
are formed
. . .
it iss
close teu 11am
she iss going teu be
x - c u s e d
she can juss
f e e l   i t
- - -
and then
it habbened
she whas blaced on
a   b a n e l   o b   s i c k s t y
and
sent teu
C r i m i n a l   C o u r t
*sigh*
where
the Judge
the State
and
the Defense
all ask questions
about
l a w   e n f o r c e m e n t   b i a s
so
kneedless teu say
J U R O R   2 3
iss
X   C U S E D
*cheers*
butt
itt
iss
3pm
no lunch
the Mom iss
f a m i s h e d
and
t r a f f i c k
and now
I did knot whant
teu
whorry yeu
butt
Little Dasher
whas
k i n d a   s i c k
free times thiss morning
butt
teunight
he iss
j u s s   f i n e
[whee kinda fink it was the yogurt he ate lasst night}
- - -
and now
here iss
our
n i g h t   s k y
what
iss
d a   m o o n   a n d   b e n u s
or
maybe
. . .
j u b i t e r
wheu knows
*scratches chin whiskers*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
22f Abril
yess yesssss
after
t e u   w h e e k s   a b s e n t s
whee are returning
teu
M y   S k o o l
*cheers*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
and abubbs
Reufus J Wright, Taste Tester
*nods*
and below
c h o b b e d   c h e e s
*cheers*
and
quick quick
whee board
The Trolley
for
College ob Higher Learning
and all so
Kindergarten for The Pie
and
here he iss
b e f o r e   c l a s s
inn the
b u s i n e s s   y a r d
and then
Little Dasher
deus
b e r r y   w h e l l
. . .
fore whard jumbs
circling jumbs
recalls
flat whorks
hiss little brain
k n e e d s   a   b r e a k
- - -
and there
iss
t h e    m e
beaking out from that binky
and now
wif
k i n d e r g a r t e n
ober
it iss time for
b i g   b o y   c l a s s
yess yessss
whellcome
teu
R e c a l l s   F r o n t   F i n i s h e s
Wheek 5
where whee
whork
on
f r o n t   s h u f f l e s
and
*um*
I deu habbs
*clears froat*
a bit ob
a   h a r d   t i m e
butt
then
whee whork on
f r o n t   f o o t   t a r g e t s
and
I deu lubbs
that
then
whee whork on
d r i b e   g a m e s
and
r e c a l l s
and
f i n i s h e s
whee are missing
some ob
our
b r e - b u b b y   s h a r b n e s s
butt
whee are
w h o r k i n g
teu
b u i l d   i t   b a c k
*nods*
wright wright
the Handler
kneeds teu sbend
m o r e   t i m e
whorking
wif
m e
*NODS*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our rare feature
what iss called
Fotoless Fursday
23f Abril
. . .
*big frown*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
one ob our seben faborite features
what iss called
M y   F r i d a y
24f Abril
- - -
and though
shee iss late home
shee iss juss in time
for
our fun feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab
and while
it iss
b r i e f
it iss
still
r e l a c k s i n g
butt
then
n a t u r e   c a l l s
*stalks*
*stalks*
*moobs quietly*
*bawses*
*stalks*
*chases squirrel teu corner ob yard*
*sends squirrel ub and a cross fence*
*cues musick*
m i s s i o n   a c c o m b l i s h e d
and now
for
a bit ob
s h n i f f i n g
and
a bit ob
b u s i n e s s
and
time teu
go
i n n
and now
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
In My Kingdom wif the Pie
and
teuday
intro deucing
h i s s   g u e s t
. . .
B u b b a   t h e   B u b b y

o
he deus
l u b b s
hiss bubba
. . .
boor bubba
. . .
thiss iss
only
t h e   s e c k o n d   t i m e
Little Dasher
iss
allowed teu bring
a   g u e s t
wif him
out ob doors
juss
teu
c h i l l
and now
there iss
much diss kushuns
a mongst
the
T r a n c e   M o j o   F a m b i l y
a bout
f u r s
. . .
yeu know
c u r l y
and
what knot
. . .
and
here iss
The Pie
wif
t h e   s t r a i g h t   f u r s
inn
k o o k y   d i r e c k s h u n s
- - -
o
and
here iss
h i m ' s   t a l e
o
and
here
iss
h i m ' s   c r o o k e d   m o u f
*chuckles*
and
here yeu can see
hiss
n e c k   f u r s
and now
for
a bit ob
t u g
followed by
f o c u s
whork
*haha*
a bit ob
c a t f i s h
*nods*
juss look at those
w h i s k e r s
and
e y e b r o w s
and
here he iss showing yeu
hiss
q u i c k   s i t
and
r e l e a s e
what
a
face
- - -
*awww*
Lil Bro
can be
s o   c u t e
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
on a counta
our brior
sicknesses and such
. . .
t e u n i g h t ' s   s b e s h u l l
features
the basicks
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
dasuquin mint
and
. . .
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
- - -
and now
T h e   P i e   S b e s h u l l
featuring
chiggin salmon legumes and freuts kibbles
wif
fortiflora bro bioticks
and
ozarka sbring whatters
grayby
and
. . .
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outings
what whee kick off
wif
my
k i c k i n   i t   u b
photo
and then
business combleted
whee moob teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Photo Sheut
where
I gibbs Yeu
n i g h   e b e s
and
m a k e   a   w h i s h
what I follow ub
wif
s w e e t n e s s
then
" I   s e e   N u f f i n g "
wright wright
" I   w h i l l   h a b b   n u f f i n g   o b   I t "
then
a hint ob
s a d
ass whell ass
s e r i o u s
and then
sort ob a
o l d   s k o o l   h a m s u m
bose
*nods*
*whshhhhew*
and now
m y   w h o r k
iss
done
let me inn
let me inn
l e t   m e   i n n
yessssssss
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our
MODEL-INN-TRAINING
feature
what iss called
The Pie's Friday Photo Sheut
and
here he gibbs yeu
b r o   f i l e
then
hiss berzhun
ob
" I   w h i l l   h a b b   n u f f i n g   o b   I t "
a bit ob
f a r   a   w h a y
what he follows
wif
c r a z y   s m i l e
then
b u c k e r
or
what hiss fambily calls
c r o o k e d   f a c e
*giggles*
. . .
and
here iss hiss
c o n c e n t r a y s h u n   f a c e
what iss similar teu
hiss
f o c u s   f a c e
and
here iss
hiss
g i m m e   w h a t   I   w h a n t
on a counta
I   a m b   c u t e
face
what
when
photo sheut declared
o b e r
he gibbs the
s i l l y   b o y   t r a d e   m a r k
*shakes head*
P i e L a n d e r
habbs
a   w h a y s   t e u   g o
. . .
under
m y   t e u t e l a g e
ob course
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Amazon Brime Delibbery
what
o
what
o
w h a t
cood
it
be
o
yesss
yesssssssssss
it
iss
my
g r i z z l y   s a l m o n   o i l
for
my
. . .
d r i z z l e
*licks libs*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our FUN feature
what iss called
BarkBocks Friday
o   o   o
I can knot whait
teu see
what iss
i n n   s i d e
and
juss
l o o k   l o o k
T u f f y
the whait lifting
skweeky krinkly dude
along wif the
g r i b b e r   b a l l
freeeze dried
l a m b   t r e a t s
and
a large
y a k   c h e w
O
M
D
. . .
and
thiss monf's bocks
features
f i t n e s s
[blease teu forgibbs the flashy]
and now
the Mom says
" b r o d d e r s   m u s s   s h a r e "
*sulks juss a little*
so
here iss
Little Dasher
wif
M y   O u r   B a r k B o c k s
t r e a s u r e s
o
yeah
he iss
checking it out
*um*
butt
deu teu hiss
b r o f e s h e n a l i s m
*coff coff*
and
all so
l i b b e r   t r e a t s
he
maintains
h i s s   s i t
*good boy*
now
here
I join Hims
whee negotiate
t r e a t s   -   m i n e
t o y s   -   y e u r s
*baws crossed be hine my back*
wright wright
whee whill
w h o r k   i t   o u t
butt the best fing iss
. . .
whee deu lubbs
M y   O u r   B a r k B o c k s
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our imbortant feature
what iss called
My BetFlow Delibbery
and
look look
inn side
iss
m y   f o o d s
Horizon
Legacy
S a l m o n   a n d   L e g u m e s   K i b b l e s
a long wif
teu backages ob
M y   L i t t l e   W h o l f
libber treats
and
again
wif
the
s h a r e   a n d   s h a r e   a   l i k e
blah blah blah blah blah ...
fing
here
iss
Little Bro
wif
salmon oil
whee whill share
when hiss digestibbs system
grows ub a little
and
wif
l i b b e r   t r e a t s
what whee whill
*Good Lord*
s h a r e
*brays for bayshunts*
*and understanding*
o
I deu
l u b b s
that little guy
eben though it means
s h a r i n g
*nods*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our flash back feature
what iss called
M O J O
The Pie's Daddy When He Whas a Bubby
A M A Z I N G
resemblants
whee fink
*big smile*
- - -
and now
ass the night draws teu a close
and
whee are
l o c k e d   i n n   t h e   b e d r e u m
whee gibbs fanks
for
b r o d d e r s
b o u n t y
s ' c o l l a r   s h i b
f o o d a b l e s
f r i e n d s
- - -
o yeah
and
The Mom