Friday Night Wrights: Ups and Downs and Sparsely Documented Edition

Welcome
teu

Friday Night Wrights
Ubs and Downs
and

Sbarsely Dockyeumented
Edition

and
that brings uss
teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called

Saturday 28f March
Boring Chore Day

until

The Aunt Karen

Brofeshunall Photographer

came ober

 teu
take bickshers

ob
t h e   g r o w i n g   p i e

 and

whee offer here
a   s n e a k   b r e b y e u

ob
h i s s   c u t e n e s s

[more teu come soon]

*nods*

and
yess yessssss
Little Bro
iss feeling
m u c h   b e t t e r
~
Fank Heabens

- - - - -

and

now that brings uss teu
our rare feature
what iss called
Single Photo Sunday

and
it iss
ob
t h e   t a s t y   t r e a t s
I scarf

far far a whay from
Little Dasher
*bobs breaf mint*
- - - - -

and now
whee bresent
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday

30f March

. . .
and

here iss
The Pie
at
o u r   n o o n   b i s i t

*awwwwww*
he iss
so berry cute
wif
a   l e a f   o n   h i s s   n o s e

*sigh*

and
it iss so good
teu
see hims
f r o l i c k i n g

after
feeling so boorly

and
here hims iss

bracktissing
hiss
s t a y   b u t

o

yess yessss
Little Dasher
iss
quite the steudent
ob
i m b u l s e   b e h a b i o r
*nods*
- - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
lots ob whork
now
t i m e   t e u   b l a y

o
yeah

a sweet game
ob
k o n g y   a i r   d o g   f e t c h

*chase it down*

*bring it back*

*um*
*drobs it*

huh
what
o
yeu whanted me
teu
gibbs it teu yeu
. . .
I   l u b b s   Y e u

ok
I gibbs it teu Yeu

*chases it down*

*brings it back*
*yoga*

*chases it down*
*brings is back*

now
let's habbs
s i l l y   t i m e

*hobby hob*

*chase the mom*

wait
what iss thiss
s h m e l l

and now

that

d i b   i n n   f o c u s

brings me inn ob doors

- - -

and teu

our balanced feature

what iss called

Blay Time wif The Pie

o

yess yessss

he iss learning

teu

f e t c h

*chases it down*

*brings it back ... sorta*

*chases it down*

*brings it back ... sorta*

*acksidentally drobs it*

*bounces on it*

*kills it*

*KILLS IT*

*brings it back ... sorta*

*tries teu gibbs it back*

and now
here iss
t h e   l i t t l e   m a n

showing yeu
hiss
s t a y   b u t

learning
the rewhards ob
e y e   c o n t a c k t

*cheers*
and now
here whee are

deuing
t h e   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s   d a n c e
*nods*

and now

ass the ebening whinds down

it iss time for

*um*

our whind down feature

what iss called

f a m b i l y   t i m e

and
teu keeb
Little Dasher
from
whalking off the bed
[on a counta he can knot yet jumb]
he iss all whays on
h i s s   l e a s h
*nods*
- - -
and
here iss the Pie
t h e   s b l i t   s e c k o n d
bee fore
the Mom ribs awhay
h i s s   s t u f f i n g

and now
here iss
The Pie

saying
. . .
" what shall whee deu neckst "

. . .
b e d   t i m e
. . .
now
he iss sorry he asked
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our berry rare feature
what iss called
Bicksher-less Teusday
31f March
. . .
and by sheer coincidence
*um*
whee habbs
n o   b i c k s h e r s
teu
share
- - - - -
bringing uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
1f Abril

and
my faborite feature
what whee call
The Traditional Chobbing ob The Chee

and
here I amb
d i s s   i n t e r e s t e d
saying
teu
the chee
" n o   f a n k   y e u ... n o   c h e e s   b l e a s e"
...
...

...

A P R I L   F O O L S
*giggles*

and
here whee habbs
o n e   b a g
for the Dasher
t e u   b a g s
for the Me
*nods*

yess yessss
I broobs
ob
t h i s s   d i s s t r i b u s h u n

and now

that brings uss teu

our skool breb feature

what iss called

try teu whear out The Pie

or at least

take the edge off hims

*nods*

and
. . .
o
*look look*
f e f f e r s

*recall*

*shniffy shniffy*

and now
here he iss
searching
for
j u s s   t h e   w r i g h t
b u s i n e s s   e n b i r o n m e n t

o
Miss Photographer
he rejecks yeu

followed quickly
wif
hiss
" w h a t c h a   g o t   t h e r e "

and
a slight touch
ob
hiss
c r o o k e d   m o u f

hiss

s m i l e

hiss
b r e c o s h u s

and
hiss
H A B B Y

boy - o - boy
whee deu lubbs
t h a t   b o y
. . .
whee kneed him
teu be
W H E L L
*amen*
- - - - -
and now
it iss basst time
teu
get back
teu
M E
*nods*

some times
when I habbs
a small case
ob
t h e   j e l l i e s
. . .
I
like
teu
ecksert
m y   b o w e r

wright wright
-   -   -
t h e   b o w e r   o b
s--l--o--w

and

while

I amb knot seuber frilled

here
I amb showing Yeu
m y   s t a y   b u t

what
I did know
b e f o r e
The Pie
whas
b o r n

juss

so

yeu

know

*nods*

- - - - -

and now

after

one short trolley ride

here

whee

are

at

M Y   S K O O L

. . .

The Pie

inn

t h e   l o c k e r   r e u m

and

when class starts

. . .

trust me

t h e   e d g e

habbs knot been taken off

*big eyes*

and

there whas

no time for bickshers

[ecksclamayshun mark]

*huff and buff and huff an buff*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Big Boy Class Time
*nods*

o
yess yesssss
my class
iss called
r e c a l l s   *   f r o n t s   *   f i n i s h e s

and
it iss
b e r r y   a d b a n c e d
*nods*
like
m a s t e r s   d e g r e e
lebble
. . .
whell ... sorta

and now

whee are

h o m e   f r o m   m y   s k o o l

and

here iss

o u r   l a s s t   c a l l

then

Little Pie

goes

n i g h t y   n i g h t

and

so

deu

I

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our hally leu ya feature
what iss called
last day ob the Pie meds
Fursday 2f Abril
. . .
and
here
iss
how the Mom starts
her
b r i n g   h o m e   t h e   k i b b l e
commute
*groan*

then

her

h o m e   P i e   c h e c k

back and forf

wif

r o a d   c o n s t r u c k s h u n

ebbery single where

butt
it iss
S O   W H O R F   I T

on a counta
here iss
S w e e t   P i e

and
t h e   g r e a t   n e w s
iss
that
Little Dasher
wheu
finishes hiss meds teunight
*drumb roll*
iss
deuing
100 bercent
n o r m a l   b i g   b u s i n e s s
*CHEERS*

wheu heu

and

*grrrr grrrrrrrrr*

butt

then

*grrrr grrrrrrrrr*

the Mom

habbs teu go back teu

t h e   f a c k t o r y

*bouts*

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday After Facktory

and
here I amb
ecksersizing my turn
at
f i r s t   o u t

and then
wif
m u c h
m o m   a n d   m e
h a b b i n e s s

here
iss
The Pie

feeling
g r e a t

ob course
little boy
iss all whays
inn
g o o d   s b i r i t s

b l a y   f u l l

e n e g e r t i c k

butt

t e u d a y

. . .

*drumb roll*

h i s s   p o o p   i s s   b e r f e c k t

*CHEERS*

*CHEERS*

*CHEERS*

and now
here iss
L i t t l e   P i e

showing uss
hiss
s t a y   b u t

and
*giggles*
hiss
l o n g   e y e b r o w s

and now
once inn side
here iss
m e

s w e e t   l u b b a b l e
g o o d   b o y
m e

and now

after

s o m e   s t u f f   w h e e   d e u

here

iss

Little Dasher

at

l a s s t   c a l l

and
look look
at
t h e   m o o n   f r e w   t h e   t r e e

*nods*

that iss

one

b i g   h u n k   o b   c h e e

now

here iss

the pie

wif

a bit ob

f r e e d o m

and

then

quickquick

a

r e c a l l

what a
g o o d   b o y
. . .
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Friday
3f Abril
Our Trib Teu The Bet Clinick
. . .

yess yssss
and
here iss
m e

teu
get
a
b a w d i c u r e
*nods*

and
here
iss
T h e   D a s h e r

on
hiss whay
teu
get
 b a c k s e e n s

let uss
all
blease
teu
hobes
he deu knot habbs
a   n o d d e r   r e a c k s h u n
*bows head and goes teu knees*

*moment ob silents*
- - -
and now
wheighing inn
at
*drumb roll*
1 8 . 9   b o u n d s

iss
O u r   L i t t l e   P i e
o
juss look
at
hiss
b e n a d r y l   e y e s

so
The Pie
habbs hiss shots
and
I
habbs my bawdicure
so
whee board
The Trolley
for
h o m e

and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab

what mosely means
c h i l l i n g
. . .
w h a t c h i n g   t e e b e e

c h e w i n g
on
a   P i e   t o y

uh huh
yeb
. . .

a
sillinder shabed
k o n g y
tennis ball

and now
that brings uss teu
o u r   f a b o r i t e   t i m e

and

our faborite feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
t e u n i g h t ' s   s b e s h u l l
feature
salmon and legumes kibbles
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh cantaloube garnish
and
dasuquin mint

yess yessss
beared wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*

*dig inn*

- - - - -

and now

The Pie Sbeshull

features

synergy kibbles

bubby kibbles

inn

ozarka sbring whatter graby

beared wif
a gobble stobber
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*
*dig inn*

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

our after dinner outing

u b   a n d   o u t   f i r s t
iss
Little Dasher

and
he iss
q u i c k
about hiss
b u s i n e s s

then
he and the Mom
blay
a few
g a m e s

before
whorking hiss
s t a y   b u t

*smile*

*relase*

and

the little boy

iss

i n n

- - -

making it

t i m e   f o r   m e

*cheers*

and
here I amb
t a l k i n g   f i n g s   o b e r
wif
the Mom

why yess yessss
I fink
a   p h o t o   s h e u t
iss
quite inn order

wright wright
now
here iss
my
f a r   a   w h a y

o
and
blease teu note
. . .
I amb
rocking
E a s t e r   E g g   N e c k w h a r e
*nods*

iffin
I close
m y   e y e s

I can
shmell
T h e   E a s t e r   B u n n y

and
here I amb
w h o r r y i n g

whill
t h e   b u n n y
make it here
thiss year

l i f e
habbs been
and
continyeus teu be
h e c k t i c k
and
a bit
s t r e s s   f u l l

butt
whee are taking it
o n e   d a y   a t   a   t i m e
hobing and braying
Little Pie
iss
f i n a l l y   w h e l l

now

ass whee

go teu big bed teunight

~

Whee Whish Yeu
Habby Easter