Friday Night Wrights: Our Big Adventure Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Our Big Adventure
Edition

yess yesss

after
m u c h   h a r d   w h o r k

and

a   l o t   o b   f u n

it iss time teu

take
o u r   s h o w

on the road

teu

. . .
a   s h o w
*nods*

- - - - -

so

let's get wright teu it

wif

our bizzy bizzy feature

what iss called

Seuber Err And Saturday

6f June

- - -

when
o u r   s e l l   p h o n e
sets out teu
d e a d   i t s e l f

so

whee habbs teu get

a   n e w   p h o n e

and

here iss

m y   i n n   a u g u r a l   b i c k s h e r

yess yess

I habbs but ub wif

inn ferior quality

teu long

and

now

* m y   w h i s h e s *

habbs come
teu

r e a l   l i f e

*cheers*

*cheers*

and

now

that brings uss teu

a nodder fing

whee kneed for
o u r   b i g   a d b e n t u r e

. . .

our couture feature

what iss called

Dashing Dasher

Sunday

7f May

and

here iss

b i g   b o y

sborting

hiss new

r o y a l   b l e u   a n d   l i m e   g r e e n

b e s t

*errrr*

harness

mm hmmmmm

looking good

Little Deude

*nods*

and

when

h o u s e   w h o l e   c h o r e s

are done

here iss

one final cleaning feature

what iss called

Sweet Boy Baff

wright wright

here I amb

l a f f e r e d   u b

at

BetCo UnLeashed

wif

the Mom

and

M y   A u n t   K a r e n

*lubbs her*
*nods*

k n o t

m y

f a b o r i t e

a c k t i b i t y

butt

teuday

I amb

s e u b e r   c o - o b e r a t i b b s

yessss

A+ for Hi-Jean

A+ for Good Be-HabeYeur

and

after

a   f u r r o w   b l o w   d r y

- - -

whee are

h o m e

for

The Pie Chef Feature

what iss called

cookin ub the stinky grub

wright wright

sicks cubs ob

r i c e

then

a bound ob

s a m m o n 

and

while the Mom

h o l e s   h e r   n o s e

I

deu saybor

t h e   a r o m a

and now

t h e   r i c e

meets

t h e   s a m m o n

teu

s i m m e r

and

become

a s s   o n e

w h e r e

yeu assk

iss

The Pie

whell

it iss imbossible teu cook

wif bizzy boy

u n d e r   f o o t

um

I mean

. . .
h i s s   f o o d s

iss

a   s u r b r i s e

what

I whill

n e b b e r   t e l l

butt unless

h i s s   s n i f f e r

iss broken

. . .

he knows

h e   k no w s

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our neckst trabble feature

what iss called

Our New Tags

gibben teu uss

by

My Our Aunt Karen

. . .

and

thiss one iss for

Lime Pie

*giggles*

yess yesss

the odder side

says

Dasher

The Pie

and

habbs hiss

p h o n e   n u m b e r

- - -

and

here iss

m y   m o n k e y   t a g

O

it iss berfeckt

. . .

I deu

L U B B S

it

- - - - -

now

after

f a c k t o r y   b i z z y   d a y s

monday and teusday

. . .

it iss time

for

our regular feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

10f June

and

the traditional

c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e

*nods*

Reufus Wright, Seu Sheff

and

T a s t e   T e s t e r   E c k s t r a   O r d i n   A i r

then

after

a bunch ob running a round

here I amb at

M y   S k o o l

wright wright

Little Dasher

habbs

r o c k s   h i s s   c l a s s

and

iss

now

r e l a c k s i n g

inn

hiss little locker reum

[sorta]

ober there

b e h i n e   t h e   b i n k y

while

I

bracktiss

m y   r a l l y

and

m y   r i n g   b e h a b i o r s

o

it iss

such

a   f u n   c l a s s

and

here iss
T e a m   R e u f u s
. . .

b o n d i n g

and

lisstening teu

o u r   w h e e k l y   i n s t r u c k s h u n s

while

o b e r   t h e r e

iss

The Pie

wright wright
one muss keeb

t h e   b i n k y

sicks inches
mini mum

from

h i s s   s n o o t e r

or

he whill bull

t h e   h o l e   b i n k y

inteu

h i s s   l i t t l e   r e u m

*sigh*

- - - - -

and now

c l a s s   o b e r

. . .

whee are home from

my skool

and

whee

g a f f e r   t e u g e f f e r

teu oben

P i e ' s   C a r e   B a c k a g e

from

H i s s   G r a m m y   L i n d a

wright wright

she brought it teu him

t e u n i g h t

a long wif

C o u s i n   A m o s

[Dasher's Brodder]

*cheers*

wheu iss

a   s t a r   s t e u d e n t

at

our skool

and now

Pie

says

e n u f f   c h i t   c h a t

letss

oben the bag

. . .

o   m   d

. . .

juss look at

a l l   t h e   g o o d i e s

. . .

E n d o s o r b s

*cheers*

a flying

l i m e   f r i z z b e e

*cheers*

some fing

I habbs nebber heard ob

. . .

F i r m   U b

bumbkin and cran berry

bowder

~

how cool iss that

o

o

O

and

T E R K Y   J E R K Y

*LOUD CHEERS*

o

whee deu

l u b b

Grammy Linda

*sigh*

~

and and and

all so in the bag

*fights lumb in froat*

iss

thiss

*wibes tear*

B a i n t e d   T i l e   b y   M o j o

wright wright

Dasher's Daddy

iss

a n   a r t i s t e '

o

how whee hobes

The Pie

shares some ob

D a d d y ' s   J e a n s

*chuckles*

- - -

o

Whee Fank Yeu So Berry Much

Grammy Linda

for

checking ub

and

checking inn

on

The Pie

~

whee abbreciate

t h e   g r e a t   a d b i c e

and

s u b b o r t

~

w h e e   l u b b s   y e u

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our neckst trabble feature

what is called

Trolley Baff

11f June

rub

a   d u b   d u b

lots

ob

w h a t t e r

and

s u d s

and

w h a c k s

o

yess yessss

she iss

s b o t l e s s

*sigh*

juss

inn

t i m e

for

our board the Trolley feature

what iss called

Neckst Stob

F a i r b a n k s   N a i l   S a l o n

wright wright

it iss

time for a

b a w d i c u r e

butt

first

I muss

w h o r k   t h e   w h a i t i n g   r e u m

*nods*

wright wright

I amb

the cure for

i d l e   h a n d s

*nods*

and now

n a i l s   c l i b b e d

and

n e w   m e d s

bicked ub

for

L i t t l e   D a s h e r

*crosses baws*

 whee head

h o m e

for

our neckst cleaning tassk

what iss called

Pie Baff

*hides*

and

whell

there are

no bickshers

ob

t h e   b a f f

on a counta

w h a t t e r   a n d   t h e   P h o t o g r a p h e r

due knot micks

butt

here iss

Little Dasher

inn

t h e   b r u s h   a n d   b l o w   d r y   c y c l e

wright wright

he iss

g o o d

wif

t h e   w h e t t i n g

k n o t   a   h u g e   f a n

ob

t h e   d r y i n g

butt

whee whill

k e e b   w h o r k i n g

on it

*haha*

and now

whee bresent

~

C l a s s i c   P i e

o how

whee lubbs thiss boy

*sigh*

- - - - -

and now

after

a   b i g   s w e e b

it iss time for

our trabble feature

what iss called

The Big Adbenture

Friday 12f June

and

whee start by

d r e s s i n g   t h e   p i e

and then

there iss quite a bit ob

h u s s l e   a n d   b u s s l e

wif

Trolley Trabble Staff

b a c k i n g   a n d   l o a d i n g

the Trolley

then

a l l   a   b o a r d

wif

first stob

C a s a   D e   R i z z o

where

A u n t   K a r e n

boards the Trolley

and

o f f   w h e e   g o

teu

- - -

*drumb roll*

German Shepherd Dog Club of Beaumont

Obeience Trials

inn

Grobes, Texas

at

K-9 Dog Obedience Arena

and

here I amb

c h e c k i n g   i n n

and

whaiting on

m y   m a t c h   t i m e

then

match be hine me

[I hate the arena]

and

settled inn teu

T h e   Q u i n t a

inn

Bridge City

Aunt Karen and Me
send

The Mom Handler

off teu dinner

wif

h e r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s

while whee

b a r t y
wif
The Pie

*nods*

butt first

a whord a bout

o t t e r   h o t e l   g u e s t s

. . .

like

Albert Edwhard Gater

wright wright

big guy's business card

reads

A l   E   G a t e r

and

he iss quite

b o b u l a r

at

The Quinta

*nods*

- - - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our trabble feature

what iss called

Time For Me Teu Get Back Inn The Ring

Saturday

13f June

. . .

and

here iss

Pie

and

out the whindow

there iss

Al

[what looks like ribbles in the whatters near shore]

it iss

a

l u b b l y   b y e u

*nods*

and now

back teu

t h e   m e n t a l   g a m e

at hand

it iss

t i m e

wright wright

t i m e

for me teu

g a f f e r   m y   f o u g h t s

and

f i n k   m y   s t r a t e g y

and

t a l k   i t   o b e r

wif

the Pie

wheu

iss

t e u   y o u n g
teu
s h o w

and all so
t e u   w h i l d

*giggles*

so
here I amb
getting inn teu
m y   t h e   z o n e

wright wright
it iss time
 - - -

l e t ' s   r o l l

and now

f a s s t   f o r w h a r d

teu

our trabble feature

what iss called

Rally Nobice

. . .

and

here are

t h e   q u a l i f i e r s

and now

[below]

4f   f r e w   2f

. . .

yess yesss

whee got

s e c o n d

wif
a   s c o r e   o b   9 7
*cheers*

juss before
 the 3f blace little cattle dog
l u n g e d   a n d   b i t   m e
*big fraidy cat eyes*
*bouts*

- - - - -

and now
mean while
b a c k   a t   t h e   c r a t e   a r e a

that brings me teu
my ebent feature
what iss called
Me and My Ribbons

wright wright
G r e e n   Q u a l i f i e r

R e d   S e c o n d   B l a c e

and

whee habbs

F U N

now

here whee are

o u t

wif

o u r   f e l l o w   k r a f t y k 9   s t e u d e n t s

Olive and MJ

*cheers*

- - -

and now

 b a c k   a t

T h e   Q u i n t a

whee look a bit like

a

t e u   h e a d e d   g o l d e n

*smirk*

and

ass whee settle

i n n

for some

r e s t

and

check inn

wif

A u n t   K a r e n ' s   B o y s

~

O u r   C o u s i n s

and

here iss

Z e k e

and
Z e k e   a n d   R i z z i

and

C a m

wif

Cousin Kallie

[be yond]

they are habbing
b i g   f u n
at
Khamb Biskitt
*nods*
- - -
and
here whee are
u n w h i n d i n g

s t u c k
inn
t h i s s   h o - t e l l   r e u m

while

juss

out side our door

[sorta]

 iss
t h i s s   s w e e t   b o o l

 where
M e   a n d   t h e   P i e

cood be
s w i m m i n g

 and then

l a t e r   o n

after

butting the bie teu bed
The Mom and Me

cood sneaks down

teu
t h e   h o t   t u b   g r o t t o
*nods*

butt

inn stead

whee deu some

f i s h   r a s s l i n g

wif
m a n y   f a n k s
teu
Our Aunt Karen

for
f i s h e s

whee LUBBS em

*nods*

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

our neckst trabble feature

what iss called

Back Teu Business Sunday

14f June

. . .

and

here iss

m y   r a l l y   c o u r s e   m a b

and

after

a   g o o d   r u n

here are

t h e   q u a l i f i e r s

and
whee take
f i r d
*cheers*
wif
a   s c o r e   o b   9 3

all
while
habbing
f u n

and now

here iss me

in

The Krafty K9 Krate Khamb

showing yeu
m y   f i r d   b l a c e   r i b b o n

a long wif
t e u d a y ' s   o   r a n g e   b u n n y
and
y e s t e r d a y ' s   b i n k   e f f y

and now
after whatching
m y   f r i e n d s
finish ub
*cheers*

t h e   r o a d   c r e w
backs ub my fings
crams em in the car
and
whee
are
o n   o u r   w h a y   h o m e

though
here whee are
stobbing for
a   q u i c k   b i t e
and
a   c o l d   d r i n k

and then
back
o n   t h e   r o a d   a g a i n
- - -
and then
after drobbing off
O u r   S w e e t   A u n t   K a r e n
at
Casa De Rizzo
. . .
it iss time for
our neckst trabble feature
what iss called
h o m e   s w e e t   h o m e

and
here iss
M e

and
here iss
P i e

while
t h e   r o a d   c r e w
unloads

shlebs

and

buts a whay

a l l   o u r   f i n g s
then
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

- - - - -

and
that brings uss teu
our wheffer feature
what iss called
TS Bill Iss Coming
Monday 15f June

and
while
O l e   B i l l

iss
k n o t   y e t   h e r e

some ob
h i s s   r a i n
iss

and

t h e   w h e f f e r   d e u d e s

are

bre-dickting

b e r r y   b a d   f i n g s

teumorrow

- - -

Teusday

16f June

l o n g   l a s t i n g   l i g h t   r a i n

n o   w h i n d s

- - -

berfeckt

c u d d l e   w h e f f e r

*nods*

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

our whorse wheffer feature

what iss called

more rain whednesday

17f June

. . .

o u r   s k o o l

iss

cancelled

on a counta wheffer

*mad brotests*

so
t h e   b i g   n e w s
ob the day

iss
Little Dasher
starts transitioning back
teu
Natural Balance
Limited Ingredient Diet
f i s h   k i b b l e

*cheers*

Chef Karen

whill seun be able teu

r e t i r e

her

s a l m o n   and   r i c e

ressibee

[many many many fanks teu her]

*nods*

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fun Fursday

18f June

and
here iss
Little Dasher
wif
g r a s s e s
on his tongue

and
then
all so
after
the Mom
s b i t   c l e a n e d
hims

and then
o n e   s e c k o n d
after
t h a t

*chuckles*
Yeu gotta lubbs The Pie
- - -
and
sbeaking ob
here iss
our art feature
what iss called
P i e   A r t
wif
w h a t t e r s

and
all so
a bit
t e c k n i c k a l

*nods*

and now

back teu

r e a l   l i f e

and
o u r   m a i l   b a g
feature

what iss called
look look

whee got
a   b i g   b o c k s

now
blease teu let us
o b e n   i t   u b
*dances ecksitedly*

o boy

O Boy

O BOY

O   B O Y

inn side
iss
a   w h o l e   n e w   w h a r d r o b e

yess yesssss
c u s t o m   c o u t u r e

hand crafted
wif
l u b b
by
Our Aunt Nikki
*cheers*

look look
. . .
for
m e
whay cool batriotick
boys whill be boys
and
S T A R S
in honor ob
My Cousins
Cassie, Sora, Rigel & Comet

o

I deu lubb them
all

- - -

and

juss look what iss

for

The Pie

. . .

whay cool batriotick

Memorial Day

[so berry foughtfully re-made

on a counta

he iss such a big boy now]

o

and look look

l i m e   g r e e n

*grins*

and
boys whill be boys
so whee whill
m a t c h
- - -
whee are
t h e   b e s t   d r e s s e d   b o y s
inn town
*nods*
- - -
and
look look
for
The Mom

the cutest
b i n k   g o o d i e s

o my
yeu know how whee lubbs
b i n k
*nods*
o yeah
whee lubbs
b i n k
all mose ass much ass whee lubbs
b i c k l e s

juss look
~
garlick
bread n butter
sweet
and
dill
*drools*

and now
while the Mom fights the urge
teu
oben each jar
. . .
whee whant teu say
f a n k   y e u
teu
Our Aunt Nikkie

for

such fought full gifts
big smiles
and mose esbeshully
y e u r   l u b b

~

and now

f i n a l l y

*sigh*

that brings uss teu

Friday
19f June

and

our regular feature

what iss called

Our Traditional Fambily Nab

what teuday iss more like
c a g e   s i d e
at an
M M A   f i g h t

whell
*um*
wif
sburts ob
l u b b s   a n d   s w e e t   n u f f i n g s

and
a w e s o m e   p h o t o g r a p h y
*files rebort wif HR*

and now
our business feature
what iss called
taking care of business

what
for me

iss
b e s k y   s q u i r r e l s

eubs
there
he
G O E S

butt now
what deu I hear
o
o
O

t h e   d i n n e r   b e l l

- - -

bringing uss teu

our faborite feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and

yesss yessss

whee are

d r e s s e d   f o r   d i n n e r

and

teunight's

P i e   B l a t e

features

grilled whild a lass kan binks salmon

and

fluffy white rice

lightly dusted wif

tylan and brobioticks

drizzled wif

ozarka sbring whatter graby

on

a bed ob
salmon and sweet botato
limited ingredient
kibble

and

teunight's Reufus sbeshull

features

salmon and legumes kibbles

a sboon full ob pie concockshun

wif

grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
dasuquin mint

fought fully baired
wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*
*dig inn*

*nom nom*

*pie nom*

*me nom*

ebbery body
*nom nom*

*burb*

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our monfly fun feature

what iss called

Bark Bocks Friday

and
t e u d a y
iss
it
*cheers*

now
letttuce
o b e n   i t

o
look look look
*whag whag whag*

inn side
are
t r e a t s

and
t o y s

wif
an
o u t e r   s b a c e
pheme

and

here I amb

hearing a bout

t h e   b i r t y e u

o b

s h a r i n g

and
so
I
deu

butt furst
whee break for a
q u e s t i o n

WHEN
DID
THE PIE
GET SO TALL

*gasbs*
*clutches heart*
*tears*
*sniffles*

and now
. . .
[ass the Photographer
dangles by
a fin embloy ment fread]
. . .
check out
t h e   g o o d s

bixbit bocket trainers
green bark gummies
etta says ~ duck and sweet botato chew bars
*mmmmmm*
b a r k m a d e   f l y i n g   s a u c e r
and
s o f t f l e x   a l i e n   r o c k e t

let

uss

at

em

*cheers*

- - - - -

and now

ass whee close out

o u r   t e u   w h e e k s

. . .

our minds

refleckt on

the whork

the goals

the fun

the teugefferness

while
o u r   h e a r t s
burst
wif
s i n   c e r e   g r a t i t u d e
for
t h e   s u b b o r t
ob
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
and
o u r   f r i e n d s   a n d   f a m b i l y
- - -
many many many fanks
teu
yeu all