Thursday, June 25, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Our Big Adventure Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Our Big Adventure
Edition


yess yesss
after
m u c h   h a r d   w h o r k
and
a   l o t   o b   f u n
it iss time teu
take
o u r   s h o w
on the road
teu
. . .
a   s h o w
*nods*
- - - - -
so
let's get wright teu it
wif
our bizzy bizzy feature
what iss called
Seuber Err And Saturday
6f June
- - -
when
o u r   s e l l   p h o n e
sets out teu
d e a d   i t s e l f
so
whee habbs teu get
a   n e w   p h o n e
and
here iss
m y   i n n   a u g u r a l   b i c k s h e r
yess yess
I habbs but ub wif
inn ferior quality
teu long
and
now
* m y   w h i s h e s *
habbs come
teu
r e a l   l i f e
*cheers*
*cheers*
and
now
that brings uss teu
a nodder fing
whee kneed for
o u r   b i g   a d b e n t u r e
. . .
our couture feature
what iss called
Dashing Dasher
Sunday
7f May
and
here iss
b i g   b o y
sborting
hiss new
r o y a l   b l e u   a n d   l i m e   g r e e n
b e s t
*errrr*
harness
mm hmmmmm
looking good
Little Deude
*nods*
and
when
h o u s e   w h o l e   c h o r e s
are done
here iss
one final cleaning feature
what iss called
Sweet Boy Baff
wright wright
here I amb
l a f f e r e d   u b
at
wif
the Mom
and
M y   A u n t   K a r e n
*lubbs her*
*nods*
k n o t
m y
f a b o r i t e
a c k t i b i t y
butt
teuday
I amb
s e u b e r   c o - o b e r a t i b b s
yessss
A+ for Hi-Jean
A+ for Good Be-HabeYeur
and
after
a   f u r r o w   b l o w   d r y
- - -
whee are
h o m e
for
The Pie Chef Feature
what iss called
cookin ub the stinky grub
wright wright
sicks cubs ob
r i c e
then
a bound ob
s a m m o n 
and
while the Mom
h o l e s   h e r   n o s e
I
deu saybor
t h e   a r o m a
and now
t h e   r i c e
meets
t h e   s a m m o n
teu
s i m m e r
and
become
a s s   o n e
w h e r e
yeu assk
iss
The Pie
whell
it iss imbossible teu cook
wif bizzy boy

u n d e r   f o o t

um
I mean
. . .
h i s s   f o o d s
iss
a   s u r b r i s e
what
I whill
n e b b e r   t e l l
butt unless
h i s s   s n i f f e r
iss broken
. . .
he knows
h e   k no w s
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our neckst trabble feature
what iss called
Our New Tags
gibben teu uss
by
My Our Aunt Karen
. . .
and
thiss one iss for
Lime Pie
*giggles*
yess yesss
the odder side
says
Dasher
The Pie
and
habbs hiss
p h o n e   n u m b e r
- - -
and
here iss
m y   m o n k e y   t a g
O
it iss berfeckt
. . .
I deu
L U B B S
it
- - - - -
now
after
f a c k t o r y   b i z z y   d a y s
monday and teusday
. . .
it iss time
for
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
10f June
and
the traditional
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
*nods*
Reufus Wright, Seu Sheff
and
T a s t e   T e s t e r   E c k s t r a   O r d i n   A i r
then
after
a bunch ob running a round
here I amb at
wright wright
Little Dasher
habbs
r o c k s   h i s s   c l a s s
and
iss
now
r e l a c k s i n g
inn
hiss little locker reum
[sorta]
ober there
b e h i n e   t h e   b i n k y
while
I
bracktiss
m y   r a l l y
and
m y   r i n g   b e h a b i o r s
o
it iss
such
a   f u n   c l a s s
and
here iss
T e a m   R e u f u s
. . .
b o n d i n g
and
lisstening teu
o u r   w h e e k l y   i n s t r u c k s h u n s
while
o b e r   t h e r e
iss
The Pie
wright wright
one muss keeb
t h e   b i n k y
sicks inches
mini mum
from
h i s s   s n o o t e r
or
he whill bull
t h e   h o l e   b i n k y
inteu
h i s s   l i t t l e   r e u m
*sigh*
- - - - -
and now
c l a s s   o b e r
. . .
whee are home from
and
whee
g a f f e r   t e u g e f f e r
teu oben
P i e ' s   C a r e   B a c k a g e
from
H i s s   G r a m m y   L i n d a
wright wright
she brought it teu him
t e u n i g h t
a long wif
C o u s i n   A m o s
[Dasher's Brodder]
*cheers*
wheu iss
a   s t a r   s t e u d e n t
at
our skool
and now
Pie
says
e n u f f   c h i t   c h a t
letss
oben the bag
. . .
o   m   d
. . .
juss look at
a l l   t h e   g o o d i e s
. . .
E n d o s o r b s
*cheers*
a flying
l i m e   f r i z z b e e
*cheers*
some fing
I habbs nebber heard ob
. . .
bumbkin and cran berry
bowder
~
how cool iss that
o
o
O
and
T E R K Y   J E R K Y
*LOUD CHEERS*
o
whee deu
l u b b
Grammy Linda
*sigh*
~
and and and
all so in the bag
*fights lumb in froat*
iss
thiss
*wibes tear*
B a i n t e d   T i l e   b y   M o j o
wright wright
Dasher's Daddy
iss
a n   a r t i s t e '
o
how whee hobes
The Pie
shares some ob
D a d d y ' s   J e a n s
*chuckles*
- - -
o
Whee Fank Yeu So Berry Much
Grammy Linda
for
checking ub
and
checking inn
on
The Pie
~
whee abbreciate
t h e   g r e a t   a d b i c e
and
s u b b o r t
~
w h e e   l u b b s   y e u
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our neckst trabble feature
what is called
Trolley Baff
11f June
rub
a   d u b   d u b
lots
ob
w h a t t e r
and
s u d s
and
w h a c k s
o
yess yessss
she iss
s b o t l e s s
*sigh*
juss
inn
t i m e
for
our board the Trolley feature
what iss called
Neckst Stob
F a i r b a n k s   N a i l   S a l o n
wright wright
it iss
time for a
b a w d i c u r e
butt
first
I muss
w h o r k   t h e   w h a i t i n g   r e u m
*nods*
wright wright
I amb
the cure for
i d l e   h a n d s
*nods*
and now
n a i l s   c l i b b e d
and
n e w   m e d s
bicked ub
for
L i t t l e   D a s h e r
*crosses baws*
 whee head
h o m e
for
our neckst cleaning tassk
what iss called
Pie Baff
*hides*
and
whell
there are
no bickshers
ob
t h e   b a f f
on a counta
w h a t t e r   a n d   t h e   P h o t o g r a p h e r
due knot micks
butt
here iss
Little Dasher
inn
t h e   b r u s h   a n d   b l o w   d r y   c y c l e
wright wright
he iss
g o o d
wif
t h e   w h e t t i n g
k n o t   a   h u g e   f a n
ob
t h e   d r y i n g
butt
whee whill
k e e b   w h o r k i n g
on it
*haha*
and now
whee bresent
~
C l a s s i c   P i e
o how
whee lubbs thiss boy
*sigh*
- - - - -
and now
after
a   b i g   s w e e b
it iss time for
our trabble feature
what iss called
The Big Adbenture
Friday 12f June
and
whee start by
d r e s s i n g   t h e   p i e
and then
there iss quite a bit ob
h u s s l e   a n d   b u s s l e
wif
Trolley Trabble Staff
b a c k i n g   a n d   l o a d i n g
the Trolley
then
a l l   a   b o a r d
wif
first stob
C a s a   D e   R i z z o
where
A u n t   K a r e n
boards the Trolley
and
o f f   w h e e   g o
teu
- - -
*drumb roll*
German Shepherd Dog Club of Beaumont
Obeience Trials
inn
Grobes, Texas
at
and
here I amb
c h e c k i n g   i n n
and
whaiting on
m y   m a t c h   t i m e
then
match be hine me
[I hate the arena]
and
settled inn teu
inn
Bridge City
Aunt Karen and Me
send
The Mom Handler
off teu dinner
wif
h e r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
while whee
b a r t y
wif
The Pie
*nods*
butt first
a whord a bout
o t t e r   h o t e l   g u e s t s
. . .
like
Albert Edwhard Gater
wright wright
big guy's business card
reads
A l   E   G a t e r
and
he iss quite
b o b u l a r
at
The Quinta
*nods*
- - - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our trabble feature
what iss called
Time For Me Teu Get Back Inn The Ring
Saturday
13f June
. . .
and
here iss
Pie
and
out the whindow
there iss
Al
[what looks like ribbles in the whatters near shore]
it iss
a
l u b b l y   b y e u
*nods*
and now
back teu
t h e   m e n t a l   g a m e
at hand
it iss
t i m e
wright wright
t i m e
for me teu
g a f f e r   m y   f o u g h t s
and
f i n k   m y   s t r a t e g y
and
t a l k   i t   o b e r
wif
the Pie
wheu
iss
t e u   y o u n g
teu
s h o w
and all so
t e u   w h i l d
*giggles*
so
here I amb
getting inn teu
m y   t h e   z o n e
wright wright
it iss time
 - - -
l e t ' s   r o l l
and now
f a s s t   f o r w h a r d
teu
our trabble feature
what iss called
Rally Nobice
. . .
and
here are
t h e   q u a l i f i e r s
and now
[below]
4f   f r e w   2f
. . .
yess yesss
whee got
s e c o n d
wif
a   s c o r e   o b   9 7
*cheers*
juss before
 the 3f blace little cattle dog
l u n g e d   a n d   b i t   m e
*big fraidy cat eyes*
*bouts*
- - - - -
and now
mean while
b a c k   a t   t h e   c r a t e   a r e a
that brings me teu
my ebent feature
what iss called
Me and My Ribbons
wright wright
G r e e n   Q u a l i f i e r
R e d   S e c o n d   B l a c e
and
whee habbs
F U N
now
here whee are
o u t
wif
o u r   f e l l o w   k r a f t y k 9   s t e u d e n t s
Olive and MJ
*cheers*
- - -
and now
 b a c k   a t
T h e   Q u i n t a
whee look a bit like
a
t e u   h e a d e d   g o l d e n
*smirk*
and
ass whee settle
i n n
for some
r e s t
and
check inn
wif
A u n t   K a r e n ' s   B o y s
~
O u r   C o u s i n s
and
here iss
Z e k e
and
Z e k e   a n d   R i z z i
and
C a m
wif
Cousin Kallie
[be yond]
they are habbing
b i g   f u n
at
Khamb Biskitt
*nods*
- - -
and
here whee are
u n w h i n d i n g
s t u c k
inn
t h i s s   h o - t e l l   r e u m
while
juss
out side our door
[sorta]
 iss
t h i s s   s w e e t   b o o l
 where
M e   a n d   t h e   P i e
cood be
s w i m m i n g
 and then
l a t e r   o n
after
butting the bie teu bed
The Mom and Me
cood sneaks down
teu
t h e   h o t   t u b   g r o t t o
*nods*
butt
inn stead
whee deu some
f i s h   r a s s l i n g
wif
m a n y   f a n k s
teu
Our Aunt Karen
for
f i s h e s
whee LUBBS em
*nods*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our neckst trabble feature
what iss called
Back Teu Business Sunday
14f June
. . .
and
here iss
m y   r a l l y   c o u r s e   m a b
and
after
a   g o o d   r u n
here are
t h e   q u a l i f i e r s
and
whee take
f i r d
*cheers*
wif
a   s c o r e   o b   9 3
all
while
habbing
f u n
and now
here iss me
in
The Krafty K9 Krate Khamb
showing yeu
m y   f i r d   b l a c e   r i b b o n
a long wif
t e u d a y ' s   o   r a n g e   b u n n y
and
y e s t e r d a y ' s   b i n k   e f f y
and now
after whatching
m y   f r i e n d s
finish ub
*cheers*

t h e   r o a d   c r e w
backs ub my fings
crams em in the car
and
whee
are
o n   o u r   w h a y   h o m e
though
here whee are
stobbing for
a   q u i c k   b i t e
and
a   c o l d   d r i n k
and then
back
o n   t h e   r o a d   a g a i n
- - -
and then
after drobbing off
O u r   S w e e t   A u n t   K a r e n
at
Casa De Rizzo
. . .
it iss time for
our neckst trabble feature
what iss called
h o m e   s w e e t   h o m e
and
here iss
M e
and
here iss
P i e
while
t h e   r o a d   c r e w
unloads
shlebs
and
buts a whay
a l l   o u r   f i n g s
then
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our wheffer feature
what iss called
TS Bill Iss Coming
Monday 15f June
and
while
O l e   B i l l
iss
k n o t   y e t   h e r e
some ob
h i s s   r a i n
iss
and
t h e   w h e f f e r   d e u d e s
are
bre-dickting
b e r r y   b a d   f i n g s
teumorrow
- - -
Teusday
16f June
l o n g   l a s t i n g   l i g h t   r a i n
n o   w h i n d s
- - -
berfeckt
c u d d l e   w h e f f e r
*nods*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our whorse wheffer feature
what iss called
more rain whednesday
17f June
. . .
iss
cancelled
on a counta wheffer
*mad brotests*
so
t h e   b i g   n e w s
ob the day
iss
Little Dasher
starts transitioning back
teu
Natural Balance
Limited Ingredient Diet
f i s h   k i b b l e
*cheers*
Chef Karen
whill seun be able teu
r e t i r e
her
s a l m o n   and   r i c e
ressibee
[many many many fanks teu her]
*nods*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fun Fursday
18f June
and
here iss
Little Dasher
wif
g r a s s e s
on his tongue
and
then
all so
after
the Mom
s b i t   c l e a n e d
hims
and then
o n e   s e c k o n d
after
t h a t
*chuckles*
Yeu gotta lubbs The Pie
- - -
and
sbeaking ob
here iss
our art feature
what iss called
P i e   A r t
wif
w h a t t e r s
and
all so
a bit
t e c k n i c k a l
*nods*
and now
back teu
r e a l   l i f e
and
o u r   m a i l   b a g
feature
what iss called
look look

whee got
a   b i g   b o c k s
now
blease teu let us
o b e n   i t   u b
*dances ecksitedly*
o boy
O Boy
O BOY
O   B O Y
inn side
iss
a   w h o l e   n e w   w h a r d r o b e
yess yesssss
c u s t o m   c o u t u r e
hand crafted
wif
l u b b
by

Our Aunt Nikki
*cheers*
look look
. . .
for
m e
whay cool batriotick
boys whill be boys
and
S T A R S
in honor ob
My Cousins
Cassie, Sora, Rigel & Comet
o
I deu lubb them
all
- - -
and
juss look what iss
for
The Pie
. . .
whay cool batriotick
Memorial Day
[so berry foughtfully re-made
on a counta
he iss such a big boy now]
o
and look look
l i m e   g r e e n
*grins*
and
boys whill be boys
so whee whill
m a t c h
- - -
whee are
t h e   b e s t   d r e s s e d   b o y s
inn town
*nods*
- - -
and
look look
for
The Mom
the cutest
b i n k   g o o d i e s
o my
yeu know how whee lubbs
b i n k
*nods*
o yeah
whee lubbs
b i n k
all mose ass much ass whee lubbs
b i c k l e s
juss look
~
garlick
bread n butter
sweet
and
dill

*drools*
and now
while the Mom fights the urge
teu
oben each jar
. . .
whee whant teu say
f a n k   y e u
teu

Our Aunt Nikkie
for
such fought full gifts
big smiles
and mose esbeshully

y e u r   l u b b
~
and now
f i n a l l y
*sigh*
that brings uss teu
Friday
19f June
and
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab
what teuday iss more like
c a g e   s i d e
at an
M M A   f i g h t
whell
*um*
wif
sburts ob
l u b b s   a n d   s w e e t   n u f f i n g s
and
a w e s o m e   p h o t o g r a p h y
*files rebort wif HR*
and now
our business feature
what iss called
taking care of business
what
for me
iss
b e s k y   s q u i r r e l s
eubs
there
he
G O E S
butt now
what deu I hear
o
o
O
t h e   d i n n e r   b e l l
- - -
bringing uss teu
our faborite feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
yesss yessss
whee are
d r e s s e d   f o r   d i n n e r
and
teunight's
P i e   B l a t e
features
grilled whild a lass kan binks salmon
and
fluffy white rice
lightly dusted wif
tylan and brobioticks
drizzled wif
ozarka sbring whatter graby
on
a bed ob
salmon and sweet botato
limited ingredient
kibble
and
teunight's Reufus sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles
a sboon full ob pie concockshun
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
dasuquin mint
fought fully baired
wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
*nom nom*
*pie nom*
*me nom*
ebbery body
*nom nom*
*burb*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our monfly fun feature
what iss called
Bark Bocks Friday
and
t e u d a y
iss
it
*cheers*
now
letttuce
o b e n   i t
o
look look look
*whag whag whag*
inn side
are
t r e a t s
and
t o y s
wif
an
o u t e r   s b a c e
pheme
and
here I amb
hearing a bout
t h e   b i r t y e u
o b
s h a r i n g
and
so
I
deu
butt furst
whee break for a
q u e s t i o n
WHEN
DID
THE PIE
GET SO TALL
*gasbs*
*clutches heart*
*tears*
*sniffles*
and now
. . .
[ass the Photographer
dangles by
a fin embloy ment fread]
. . .
check out
t h e   g o o d s
bixbit bocket trainers
green bark gummies
etta says ~ duck and sweet botato chew bars
*mmmmmm*
b a r k m a d e   f l y i n g   s a u c e r
and
s o f t f l e x   a l i e n   r o c k e t
let
uss
at
em
*cheers*
- - - - -
and now
ass whee close out
o u r   t e u   w h e e k s
. . .
our minds
refleckt on
the whork
the goals
the fun
the teugefferness
while
o u r   h e a r t s
burst
wif
s i n   c e r e   g r a t i t u d e
for
t h e   s u b b o r t
ob
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s
and
o u r   f r i e n d s   a n d   f a m b i l y
- - -
many many many fanks
teu
yeu all

9 comments:

  1. What fun!!

    Luv, Angel Keisha and Murphy the Poodle

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  2. Good times are a rollin' !! Love from Taffy, Mr. Banks, and the slave....Liz

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  3. reuf & pie...

    happee fryday two ewe both...what a fun post thiz week wuz...furst off we give high paws ta yur mom, de salmon looked dee lizhuz !!! YAY !!!

    then we gotta say de tile iz AWESUM...we loved it & yur scarvez iz AWESUM two....even tho we due knot wear pantz ore shirts, they bee rockin...

    conga ratz two ewe reuf on yur ribbons & yur strata gee foto rocked de houz !!!

    pie...yur fotoz oh ewe in de chair with yur scarves rocked de houz !!!

    N glad yur mom wuz like 98 miles a way frum de gator when her grabbed hiz fotoz !! :)

    heerz two a bigmouth buffalo { yep itza fish } !! kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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  4. Hey what's this about on FB that your mom needs to keep her job? With all she does for you in just one post, how could you even think of letting her go? You better keep her! Just saying.

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  5. A purely excellent recitation of your two weeks of xciting
    activities, gift boxes, sporting aboute and congrats on the
    ribbons, Reuf! Your Media Secretary is doing an amazing job for you and Little Pie and you should be grateful instead of talking about firing her!!
    Hugs all around,
    Stella the Lab/spaniel, Zkhat the muted tortie, and Jo,
    their Mom

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  6. Dear Reufy and Dasher, I only read as far as your new tags, but I have a big smile! I will be back teu read the rest. Habby Friday!

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  7. What a great update! We are hoping Harlow will follow in your pawprints and do equally well with agility and rally!

    Monty and Harlow

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