Teu Weeks ob Teusdays

What iss that ole saying?

The hurrieder I go,
the be hinder I get.

Whell...

I haff been berry busy

and I am berry berry be hind.

And so teuday,

I offer Yeu...

Teu Weeks ob Teusdays

Now...
While I whas looking frew
My Archibes and Scrab Books...
I did notice that
I deu naught haff many
dogyeumentary type pickshers,
butt juss pickshers ob my own self...
deuing berry little or
ackchewally no fing a tall
so I abologize in adbance
fur the lack ob ackshun.

July 31f
Here is me on my way teu

Finking Skool
[Obedience Class]

Ubon arribal,

I deu check

The Business Inter Ackshuns

what habbs taken blace in

The Business Yard

One fun fing

iss getting teu see

wheu iss coming

wheu iss going

and wheu habbs gone.

Whee deu berry mose all ways

arrive teu Skool early

so whee habbs time fur some pickshers.

Juss be hind me, 

Yeu whill see my

The Trolley

Here I am looking
teu ward the souf at
The Agility Field.

And here I amb...
starting teu fink a bout
Finking.

Whee did habbs a berry good class,
starting off wif
A Good Long Down Stay.

Deu naught ad juss yeur monitor.
Deu naught rub yeur eyes.
And deu naught wibe yeur specktackles...

These pickshers are juss
berry berry blurry...

 

and all so the only ebidence
I haff ob my learnings on July 31f,
howebber...
It whas a berry good class
wif lots ob flat work.
I did berry berry whell
and I did make the Trainer berry proud.
And that iss a good fing
on a counta neckst I muss tell
The Story ob August 7f

Whee habbed a bleasant trib
in the Trolley...

and a nice bisit teu
The Business Yard.

We fought teu

take this picksher...
the construckshun is ob
A New House fur The Owner ob My Skool...
and be yond,
teu the souf iss
The Agility Field.

And now I return

teu milling a bout.

I read this sign on the gate.

I laughed on a counta
I fought ob deuing it...
ob hiding in the yard.

And then class started.
And...

Whell...

It whas naught entirely
my own fault, butt...
I did naught deu my besst work.
No. No. Naught my best work.
At all.
What iss that ole saying???
If yeu deu naught haff any fing good teu say...

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Here's hobing teu haff many fings teu tell Yeu
neckst week.
Habby Teusday.