Friday Night Wrights: The Ho Ho Ho [Hum] Edition

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Friday Night Wrights:

The Ho Ho Ho [Hum] Edition

It habbs been

a busy week

wif

the holiday busy nesses

what all so for
the Mom
means
the facktory busy nesses
brebaring teu sbend
some many
Holly Days
wif
...
the Me

 yess yesss
and teu
...
there habbs been
our berry cold wheffer
what habbs frown uss off a bit
from
our reuteen

butt I digress

so

now let's get teu

our regular feature

what iss called

...

My Saturday

 ...
after a minimal obserbance ob
 our traditional lay-in

 the Mom hobbed ub

ran out teu deu holly day fings
and then came
home
teu sbend the ebening wif
her main skweeze

yess yesss
there were
kisses
what did abbear teu
the untrained eye
ass
a woman blowing ub
a golden ball loon

 she can be
a lot
teu handle
butt
I deu lubbs that woman

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull wheffer feature

what iss called

Brrrrr It's Cold

yess yesss
in side and out
and wif the cold
did follow

 the slow-teu-get-ub

huddle-ubs

in

the big bed

and all so

the hunger
and
the dreul beul

for
the weekday sbeshull
...

Salmon & Legume Kibbleswif a Grizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle

 yess yess
and
I make swift work wif
the ettings

 and
a nodder fing about
the cold wheffer
iss
the dark nesses

*nods*

it iss all ways dark

when

the Mom iss

home

 and a nodder fing
iss that
the leabes are leabing
my becan tree

 and one more iss
that
I amb turning
the color ob
my fence

 or
bice bersa

and now for 

a sbeshull feature

what iss called

FAQ

or

RAYQ

[Reufus answers yeur questions]

...

I recently whas asked

"Reufus, why are yeu all whays on a leash

eben in yeur back yard"

 whell
it iss on a counta
I eat ebbery fing in sight
...
for ecksamble
here I amb
darting teu eat shrubs

 and
here I amb
chewing and swallering
the lass few bits

and

when the Mom says

"Reufus, let's go in ob doors"

 here I amb
bybassing
the door

butt while

the leash accombanies

my day-teu-day transackshuns

...

I amb off leash when

whee train

incleuding

agilities

obedience

and

team building ecksersizes

I deu bretty good in

training mode

so may be some day

I whill earn
my freedom

*crosses baws*

and sbeaking ob
training

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

Steudent Abbreciation Night

at

My Skool

...

come on

the Mom

the Handler

let's go

I mean

wif

GReat care

I habbs shobbed

 and
I habbs
holly day bagged
little bitty butt
GReat gifts

 for
My Instrucktors
wheu I deu
lubbs lubbs LUBBS

and

whee did go

and

it whas a lubbly affair

 wif
teu rally courses
in ob doors

 and
teu agility courses
out ob doors

 and eudles and eudles ob
feudables

 and
great friends
and
a berry berry berry cute
babillion bubby
*nods*
...
and
"what did whee deu there"
yeu assk

...

"Knot Much"

iss my answer

...

"why"

yeu assk

...

on a counta

my the Mom

the Handler

iss

a KLUTZ

yess yesssss

she did

THAT

right before whee left for

My Skool

*tsk tsk*

*shakes head*

- - - - -

and so

on a nodder note

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

odder fings about our wheek

there whas
holly day blanning
and
shmuggling
and that reminds me ob
...
our berry sbeshull holly day feature
what iss called

Enjoying The Holly Day Stuffs

o yeah

I deu lubbs

a loll

by the tree

while
the Mom
deus thiss and that

 ob course
she all ways bawses
teu say
"yeu are sooooooooo cute"

on a counta
*clears froat*
...
I amb
and then
she deus
*smeuches*
on my sweet nose

here I amb
from
a cross the reum

and here are
the free wise men

what

only one

habbs fallen

bicktim teu the tail

[he habbs habbed
a berry sucksess full
hand re-a-tatchment surgery]

and here iss
a little look see
at some odder ob our fings
...
yeu see
the Mom
collecks
Kringles
or
Patience Brewster
Stuffs

she habbs
berry sbeshull tons ob it
butt
she all so habbs
ME

so until
I grow ubs teu be
a little less
...
BUSY
...
she whill juss enjoy
a berry few ob her faborite
sbeshull bieces
and here iss
ReinDeer Dog
flanked by
teu
Comet the Reindeer
bieces

 and then
fun and senty mental
are
these
Snowman Golden 

gibben teu Miss Comet
and
Home for the Golden Holly Days
gibben teu the Luke

 *sigh*
I deu lubbs
The Golden Christmas Memories

on a counta

all the lubbs funnels

ubwards teu Heaben

frew

me

and now

*clears froat, sniffles a bit, wibes tears from eye*

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

 and thiss iss
me
thiss morning
saying
blease teu knot leabes me

 butt leabes me
the ole gal did
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Braise Cheeses
The Mom iss Home
Let the Friday Festibities Begin
...
weuheu
the Mom iss home

and she brung
LEUT
...
BetCo white bags

 Kroger brown bags

Trader Joe baber bags 

 yesss yesssssssss

 Friday
Treasures

 o
I deu lubbs Friday

eben a drizzly one
...
here I amb
on
shaking it all out

shneufing for acorns

 running in

 waiting for
the Doorman

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Our Traditional Friday Fambily Nab

 I deu lubbs teu
stiff arm it

 my o my
*yawn*

 o
and I habbs been known teu
lay like a berson
on my back
wif
my arms at my sides

 ob course
I habbs all so been known teu
steal a toy
from
a white bag

 and
bring it teu
the big bed

teu

*honk honk honk*

 *nibble lick nibble lick nibble*

 until
yess yessssss
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Dinner Blate

Salmon & Legume Kibbles

wif aGrizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle
tobbed wif
Fresh
Strawberries and Bleuberries
Cantaloubes and Honey Dews

and ass
the Chef
brebares the feast
I deu
the dance
ob
habby nesses

 and then and then and then
I sit

 before
the feast

and
*release get it* 

 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing

 it whas drizzly

 my heart whas knot in it

the sky whas
sad 

 and
more leabes were
leabing

butt
the boor skwirrels
were
staying 

 and
here ubb tob right
iss
a nodder nest

 my becan tree habbs
free nests
*nods*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
after dinner lolling

 whee whatched
a little teebee

and then

...

and now

...

what yeu all habbs been whaiting for

...
our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called

My Sandy Seut Sheut

I did
dress in the big bed
and then
moob teu
the libbing reum

 o
I deu lubbs
My Little Wolf
libbers

Ho Ho Ho 

Merry Christmas 

 and now
let's bose wif
the tree

 *nods*

 *NODS*

 yess yessss
knot only amb I earning
loads ob nommy noms

 I amb all so
earning
Santa Credits

o yeah 

 I amb bretty sure
[coby cut] Reufus from the Na List
[paste] Reufus teu the Ni List

I tooken a moment teu
loose my hat

look lubbingly
ober my shoulder
in kind ob 

a come hibber
fashing

and then
eben Sandy Claws
likes teu
hunker down a bit

in

the big bed

...

and now

back teu

my stolen reindeer toy

 *lie on my the Mom's feeeeeeeet*
*skweeeeeeeeeeek*

 *nibb nibb nibb nibb nibb nibble the tag off*

 and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

the Friday Night Cheu

 yesss yessssss
that's it

gimme
 my bully stick

 so I can
flib it
flob it
rassle it
and
cheu it

 *sigh*
what a whay teu close out
a stress full wheek

  yeu see
my the Mom
habbs a bit ob
a sad

 it comes wif
the holidays,
and teu sides:
the berry many losses
and
lotsa whays they habbs dunned her in

it's funny
knot funny haha
juss I guess interesting
...
she iss a bit lonely
butt
she iss nebber alone
on a counta
she habbs me
and
...
she iss sad
butt
she iss habby
on a counta
she habbs me

and

if like uss
yeu are feeling a bit bleu
thiss time ob year
...
Know
Yeu are A Treasure.
Yeu are Lubbed.
...
Whee whish yeu
Habby Holidays
and
A Merry Christmas