Friday, February 14, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Nurse Work and A Bit of Valentines Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Nurse Work
and
A Bit ob Balentines Edition
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
what whee did lass wheekend
and I fink
the Mom whas knot feeling so good
on a counta
whee did knot deu much
 on Sunday
whee did deu chores
and
I fought yeu might like teu see
the big bed
somewhat dressed
like she iss before she iss made
Reufus Ready

and that brings uss teu
a sbeshull feature

what iss called
My Sunday Ebening
what started off wif
[courtesy ob Aunt Dav]
the abbearance ob
thiss guy
 I amb
a bit leary
a bit quizzickal
 and then
he camed teu
life

*hob hob hob*
h a   ha   ha
[sorry yeu habbed teu turn yeur head]
and that brings uss teu
a nodder sbeshull feature
what iss called
A Nodder Prize
from
My Leader's Loveables Package

yess yesss
the Mom Trolley Driber found
thiss swell blanky
 and so
whee settled in teu whatch
The Masters Agility Chambionship at
Westminster
 look at thiss Rotty
wow
Big Boy can J U M B 
 much like
M Y   O W N   S E L F
 if yeu kinda squint
and
can't see in colors
yess yesss
one day
I deu dream ob being
An Agility Chambion
and that brings uss teu
our unhabby feature
what iss called
The Mom whent teu the Facktory

and
came home
sick

[and in fack fought
she wood nebber ebber
E B B E R
get home in all that
berry stobbed traffick and bad wheffer]
and that brings uss teu
our main feature
what iss called
Nurse Whork
it habbs been
a slow wheek
here I amb
sharing my Balentine
and
carefully seuberbising
my the Patient
often
boring work
butt
I really but my back in it
and also
my belly
I eben
[and berry sadly]
skibbed Skool
teu take the Trolley teu
the Farmacy
teu bick ub
brescribshuns
and then I came home
and but the Patient teu bed
and that brings uss teu
Nurse Work Bart Teu
The Fursday Edition
The Patient iss
bretty much laid out
butt
I keeb my eyes on her
and all so
my nose
I also gibbs her
a little
c h e e k
and I curl ub in
her bit
and comfort her
and then
I alert her teu
...
there iss some fing out side
juss look
there iss a tiny man
walking on the tob ob
our fence
and he iss talking on hiss phone
and bointing teu fings
berry berry strange
o look
a becan
and now
back in
and now
...
I habbs come teu realize
one reason I lubbs the Mom home
I can drink whatter
and wee all day
juss look at that
magnificent sky
and
the lawn crew came and cleaned ub
my little baradise
ok ok
got it
the Patient deus knot feel whell
so
back in ob doors
for
a nodder fing I lubbs
...
teu lie
where the Patient's leggs shood go
she says no
butt
I fink she iss berry comfy
ok ok
I whill pout moob
and
I whill attembt
teu
stay on my side
and
look look
when nite nite time
rolls round
I amb on the right side ob
the red billow
ob course
I deu wheezle a bit more bed
during our sweeb
*sinnister chuckle*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday
where yeu whill find
Nurse Reufus
O N   D E U T Y
and here I amb
saying
yes m'am
how may I be ob serbice
berhabs
my sweet nose
whill make yeu feel better
or berhabs a little
ubside down shnoofer lubbing
yesss yessss
right there
I know
that all whays makes the Patient feel better
so now
for a little
e n t e r t a i n m e n t
S M I L E
and
no
I amb knot missing bottom teefies
they are juss teeny
ok
time teu get serious
and also dressed
for
our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Habby Balentines Day
from
Nurse Reufus
yess yesssss
while I may take my job seriously
I like teu dress for
success
and all so
holidays
and so it seems
the Patient Mom habbs been
mourning the fack that she deus knot habbs me
a Balentine
so she bulled a few fings from
my toy bascket
and all so
the seuber secret treasure closet
and bulled a small colleckshun from
under the bed
*yay*
and then
whee whent out for a wee
and
look look
the windy wind
habbs gifted me wif
a big big
Balentine Stick
and so
the Mom drobbed the leash
and gifted me wif
the big fun ob
breaking it inteu
a colleckshun ob
berry little sticks
and then
I fought
...
what wood be eben more fun
wood be teu
grab my leash
and
R U N
and
R I B
and
R O M B
and then the Mom Patient fought
what wood be a good idea
iss tei
come back in side
and here I amb
knot bouting
definitely
knot bouting
ok
I can knot bout long
on a counta I amb
on deuty
and
big healing fings
are habbening
right here
in the Mom's Patient's lab
tell the treuf
...
YEU FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW
yess yesss
and much teu my surbrise
ok and relief
mirackyeulously
and all so ass a result ob
my berry hard whork
the Patient rised ub out ob the big bed
and got in the shower
and then
*rubs eyes in diss belief*
the Patient Mom but on her bants
life iss getting back teu normal
I fought
My the Concierge returns
I fought
My the Trolley Driber
iss healed
I fought
...
and then
the Patient got back in the big bed
turns out
she but on bants on a counta
all her cotton jammies are germy
*tsk tsk*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
Habby Balentines Day
and here I amb wif
a colleckshun ob
re-run but berry lubbed
Balentine Gifts
yess yessss
I cood knot lubbs them more
iffin they were
brand neu
let's see
where teu start
Woodland Amigos from My Uncle Tom and Aunt Madison,
Now Angel labishing her lubbs on those ober The Bridge

*wibes tears*
when I whas
a toy tearing ub misschief boy
*yay*

a brand neu
bink
I baw yeu bone stuffy

from the seuber secret treasure closet
*yay*
teu heart stuffies
from lasst year's Balentines
one from my toy bascket
one from under the bed
*yay*
and my bink lammy
from Aunt Dav
*yay*

and that brings uss teu
a berry berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
one ob those moments
along wif
my under the bed treasures
the Mom did find
The Bleu's Bleu Snow Cone
what did come wif him
in his treu so
and
...
the Mom kebt thiss in
a berry sbeshull blace
and
that berry sbeshull blace
whas knot
under the bed
she whas knot angry wif me
whee habbed our moment
whee hugged
whee remembered
Our The Bleu

*tears*
- - - - -
and now
let's take a bit ob
a Balentine Out Door Break
after all
it wood knot be Friday
wif out
my brofile
obb serbing my kingdom
stalking my tree bandals
and juss all round
looking
c u t e
and sbeaking ob
c u t e
...
now iss time for our holiday feature
what iss called
My Balentine Cards
yess yesssss
I whas berry berry honored teu receibe
from
my berry good and sweet Friend
The Ebber and All Whays Adorable
Jenny Furrgurl
one ob my berry besst Friends on the Facebook
SHE makes ebberyday sbeshull
O
and my berry mose faboritest bart
...
the Miss Jenny bicksher
such a sweet sweet
and bootiful gurl
and
so berry berry foughtfull
and now
I deu knot whant yeu teu bitty the ole gal
on a counta
the Mom did receibes
a Balentine from The Lubbs ob Her Life
yess yessss
courtesy ob
The Friendswood Ecksbress Trolley
I whas able teu sneak out
burchase
and
mail
thiss sbeshull card
created in my own image
and ob course
signed wif my
euber sbeshull sentiment
*woof woof*

o yesss
and now
*blushes*
I whill tell yeu about
My Berry Bretty Balentine
Miss Lily


*heart fumbs wild*
shee iss the sweeeetest
and
she lubbs
whatters and snows and walks and runs
and

me
___ yes
___  no
[check one]
- - - - -
O MY MY LOOK AT THE TIME
what's that yeu say
yess yesss
I beliebe yeu are wright


it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Dinner Blate

and eben though
the Patient Mom
whill knot brebare her own self
any fing more than seub teu eat

she habbs brebared for me
a feast
salmon and legumes kibbles
green beans
fresh chobbed carrots
jazz abble garnish
and here iss
the dinner blate
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and here I amb
*sit*
and
*release...nom*
and that brings uss ob course teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the after dinner outing
and all so
photo sheut
I really amb quite
a good boy
and
the Mom really deus habbs
good treats
and now
whee reseume
our out door outing
such a bootiful day
I only whish that
the Patient Mom feels better
she gibbs me a few seconds wif
my Balentine stick
and then she suddenly feels
unwell
so whee go in
and
chill ... untill
I conbince the Mom it iss time for
yess yess
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Balentine Cheu
uh huh
that's wright
...
nuffing says Balentines
like
a Bully Stick
*giggles*
and
*gets serious*
and now ass
whee but thiss glorious day teu bed
I amb reminded
...
When Lubb iss in Yeur Life
Each and Ebbery Day iss Glorious
Deu knot take eben one for granted.

and now
before I turn teu my Prayers
I whish yeu all, My Friends

H A B B Y     B A L E N T I N E S     D A Y


5 comments:

  1. You have had a tough week, Reuf, nursing your mom and lying around waiting for her to get better. You deserve a reward for all your hard work - a well mom to do your bidding next week. So we hope she feels much, much better soon!

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  2. Gosh
    I hope your mommy gets to feeling better! Yes, you have been sooo busy- but I can see you have been having lots of fun!
    Happy Valentines Day!
    love
    tweedles

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  3. Wow Reuf, you have been VERY busy...and a very wonderful nurse I might add!!! We hope your Mama is ALL better soon!!

    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  4. Me hope ur The Mom is all ship shape soon! She will be, with such an awesome nurse as u, Little Reufus! {{{hugs}}}} :)

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  5. dood !! we hope ewe hada grate valentines day oh love...yur scarfz bee rockin N looks grate on ewe N way kewl for hearts day !!! we hope ewe enjoyed yur week N we all sew hope sum day EWE iz at westminster N ewe take home de championz trofee !!! heerz two a grate week a head !!!!

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