Friday, January 30, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Mission π : Our Big Adventure

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
The π Mission:
Our Big Abenture
Edition
. . .
A Re-Creation ob Our Original Bost
what
Google Blogger Etted
[  knot ass funny... butt it tells our story ]
- - - - -
o yess yesss
when whee lasst sboke
I whas
b i z z y i n g   m y   s e l f
wif
imbortant
h o m e   c o m i n g   b r e b a r a y s h u n s
wright wright
no time teu whaste
so
let's get wright teu
our first bubbificayshuns feature
what iss called
Time Teu Hide My Treasures
Saturday 24f January
wright wright
I habbs
f i n g s   i n n   h e r e
a
r o t t e n   b e c a n
here
loads
ob
a c o r n s
here
and
s t i c k s
lots ob
l i t t l e   s t i c k s
it iss
a   t o u g h   j o b
butt
making sure I ett it all before he does
T h e   P i e ' s   S a f e t y
iss
m y   t o b   b r i o r i t y
*nods*
and wif
a   f u l l   d a y   ob   b u b b i f i c a y s h u n s
behind uss
. . .
whee head teu
b i g   b e d
teu
s t o c k   b i l e   s w e e b
*night night*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our Sunday feature
what iss called
SUN Day
25f January
yess yessss
juss look
g l o r i o u s
S U N   S H I N E
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull bubbificayshun feature
what iss called
out from
u n d e r   t h e   b e d
. . .
what comes wif
a   f u n n y   s t o r y
wright wright
a few short years a go
when I whass
a   b u b b ymy own self
I whass gibben
a   e g g   b a b y   t o y
what habbs
free hidden eggs
. . .
and
o n e
ob which
turned ub
m i s s i n g
and
the Mom
whorried
looked and looked
checked my big business
and
the Aunt Karen
eben
asked Doctor Mark
if it cood be basseed
- - -
whell
I amb
h a b b y   t e u   r e b o r t
. . .
*drumb roll*
whee find
t h e   m i s s i n g   e g g
under the bed
. . .
now
I finks teu
e t t   i t
* ha ha ha ha *
knot really
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our neckst cleaning feature
what iss called
Time Teu Clean The Reuf
- - -
o
no
butt
here I amb
at
BetCo UnLeashed
crying like a 4 year old girl
s i t t i n g   l i k e   a   g o o d   b o y
and
ok
yes yess
ass far ass
b a f f s
go
u n l e a s h e d
iss
a great blace 
teu
be tortured
habbs one
. . .
seuber seuber seuber friendly folks
bubby shambeu and condishunner
brushes and towels
and
the dreaded
blow dryer
all wif inn reach
butt
. . .
it
iss
still
a
b a f f
*nods*
*skwints*
*blinks*
b a f f   d o n e
and now
whee are
b a c k   i n n   t h e   T r o l l e y
teu
head
for
h o m e
*bouts*
where
I can finks
teu
s w e e t   r o l l s
while the Mom
s c r e a m s   n o
*giggles*
it iss some times
f u n
juss teu see her
dibes teu catch me
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
bubby floors
o
yess yess
I deu lubbs the floor
butt
blease teu bardon my mood
- - -
I amb still
m i f f e d   b y   t h e   b a f f
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our unheard ob feature
what iss called
The Whorld Falls Silent
Monday Teusday
- - -
wright wright
*gasb*
many runnings a round
many bufficayshuns
many lubbings on me
butt
n o   p h o t o g r a p h s
- - -
bringing uss teu
our lasst minute brebarayshun feature
what iss called
Trolley Baff
Whednesday
28f January
o
yess yessss
and
unlike
some beebles
whee know and lubbs
she iss handling the baff
like
a   b i g   g i r l
*nods*
and now
h o m e
tucked safely
inn her garage
and being a
n o n -  a c k a d e m i c k   w h e d n e s d a y
[no skool teunight]
. . .
the Steward begins teu
s t o w   o u r   b a g g a g e
butt then
it iss time
for
b i g   b e d
*yawns*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our seuber sbeshull feature
what iss called
o u r   b i g   d a y
- - -
whee sweeb inn
juss a bit
. . .
b a c k   o u r   t e u f   b r u s h e s
. . .
b o a r d   t h e   T r o l l e y
and
head ober
teu bick ub
M y   A u n t   K a r e n
for
our seuber deuber trabble feature
what iss called
Our Big Trib
Fursdaynt
29f January
 - - -
yess yesssss
and wif
Aunt Karen A Board
whee
. . .
*frows head back and sings*
h e a d   o u t   o n   t h e   h i g h w a y
looking for adbentures
and what ebber comes our whay
b o r n   t e u   b e   w h i l d
B O R N   T E U   B E ...
eubsy
now where whas I
o yess yessss
o u r   f i r s t   s t o b
and
check inn
at
w h a t a b u r g e r
vidor, texas
wright wright
a wee times free

and
tasty foods
frew
t h e   m a g i c k   w h i n d o w
*check check check check*
and
then wif
l i b e l y   c o n b e r s a y s h u n
and
m u c h   l a u g h t e r
whee
*frows head back and sings*
ease on down
ease on down the road
ease on down
E A S E   O N   D O W N   T H E   R O A D
eubsy
here I amb
at
what I refer teu
ass
t e u   g i r l s   w e e   s t o b
wright wright
and
a check inn
teu
burger king
c r o w l e y ,   l o u i s i a n a
it iss like
a   w h o l e   o d d e r   s t a t e
*nods*
and
wif
j o y   i n   o u r   h e a r t s
whee hob
back in the Trolley
and be fore yeu know it
whee are crossing
T h e   M i s s i s s i b b i   R i b b e r
in
t i g g e r   t o w n
yes yes
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
stobbing
knot teu soon
for
t r o l l e y   f u e l
and
 ob course
whee all deu lubbs
a   w e e   b r e a k
all mose
ass
much
ass
the Media Secretary
deus lubbs
a   c h e c k   i n n
thiss time
teu
Tigger Town Traffick
and
m i s s i o n   a c c o m b l i s h e d
whee are
e m b t i e d   o u t
. . .
f i l l e d   u b
and
b a c k   o n   t h e   r o a d
and
then
before whee know it
whee are
at
o u r   d e s t i n a y s h u n
wright wright
. . .
L a Q u i n t a
C o v i n g t o n ,   L o u s i s i a n a. . .
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull trabble feature
what iss called
setting ub camb
and now
while
the Bellboy
b r i n g s   i n n   m y   b a g s
I whill
s t a k e   m y   c l a i m
on
t h i s s   b e d
butt
umm
t h i s s   q u e e n   s i z e   b e d
seems
a bit small
*nods*
whell
*umm*
whee whill juss habbs teu
s h m u g g l e   u b
*nods*
yess yess
I amb sure
whee can
m a k e   i t   w h o r k
*nods*
and now
after
a   s h o r t   s i t   d o w n
the Mom
blaces
a berry imbortant
p h o n e   c a l l
- - -
whee sweeb
out
on a
b u s i n e s s   t r i b


Me and Aunt Karen
h u n k e r   d o w n
for
a long nab
and
the Mom
boards the Trolley
teu
Bubbyville
- - - - -
bringing uss teu
Our Seuber Deuber Mission π Feature
what iss called
Which Bubby Iss Ours
- - - - -
o my
the Mom arribes teu
B U B B Y V I L L E
o my
t h e   b u b b i e s
are a bit tired
when she arribes
butt then
she enters the ben
and it iss
a   s g r a m b l e   o b   b u b b i e s
it iss difficult
teu
disstinkwish
o n e   f r o m   a   n o d d e r
they are all
s o   c u t e
- - -
the Mom iss nerbous
wif
t h e   m a n y   q u e s t i o n s
about
b i c k i n g   a   b u b b y
at
t h e   b u b b y   t e s t
teumorrow night
butt
The Awesome Grammys
tell her
. . .
*drumb roll*
whee bicked
T h e   L i m e   P i e
for
Y O U
omd
omd
O M D
- - -
here iss
O U R   L I T T L E   G U Y
and
he iss
a   l u b b
butt
then
e n t e r i n g   t h e   r i n g
iss
M r s   T r a n c e
and now
e x i t i n g   t h e   r i n g
iss
M r s   T r a n c e
*giggles*
the Mom lubbs on
a l l   t h e   b u b b i e s
butt
she
f a l l s   i n   l u b b s
wif
t h i s s   g u y
L I M E   P I E
o
he
iss
a   l o o k e r
such
a   s w e e t y
and
ass
the Mom gets ub teu leabes
the Photographer
takes one lasst bicksher
ob
t h e   b u b b y   f r e n z y

butt
our little guy
iss
knot in the mickst
- - -
in stead
h o b e   s b r i n g s   e t e r n a l
and
here iss
L i m e   P i e
o
s w e e t   b o y
iss
s a c k e d   o u t
so
the Moms
w h i s b e r s   s w e e t   n u f f i n g s
gibbs him
a   k i s s
on
h i s s   s w e e t   e a r 
and then
t e a r s   h e r   s e l f   a   w h a y
on a counta
teumorrow iss a big huge day
and
Grammy habbs a lot teu deu
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull trabble feature
what iss called
Lime Pie... Woot
now what'sfor dinner

- - -
and
whee decide teu order
from
C h i l i ' s
[iffin yeu follow that link...
be sure teu read our rebyeu...
lol]
and
while
Aunt Karen
b i c k s   u b   o u r   f o o d a b l e s

. . .
whee
c h e c k   i n n
out front
and
I deu knot know iffin
m y   g i r l s   a r e   s e u b e r   h u n g r y
or
t h e   f o o d   i s s   s e u b e r   t a s t y
butt
no comblaints whirr uddered
juss
nomnoms
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
after
a   g o o d   n i g h t ' s   s w e e b
- - -
it iss time
for
our sbeshull trabble feature
what iss called
whaking ub at the LaQuinta
Friday 30f January
. . .
and
here whee are
o u t   f o r   b u s i n e s s
SO
much teu see
SO
much teu smell
butt
b u s i n e s s e s   t r a n s a c k t e d
- - - - -
and
now whee are back inn
for
our fun gift feature
what iss called
Aunt Karen iss PsyKick
wright wright
thiss morning
Aunt Karen
gibbs me
t h e s e  m o n k e y   e a r   m u f f s
inn
the
case
I amb
e b b e r   t e u   n e e d   e m
ob course
knowing
what I know now
whell
- - -
I digress
*giggles*
and now
that brings uss teu
our seuber sbeshull trabble feature
what iss called
L I M E   A D E   R U N
wright wright
here I amb
c h e c k i n g   i n n
at
S o n i c k
o
I deu lubbs
a   S o n i c k   r u n
- - - - -
butt now
it iss time for
our lunch time feature

what iss called
Lunch
wif
Me
inn
Doors
 
at
boy o boy
w h a t   a   f u n   b l a c e
and
t h e   s e r b i c e
isss imbeckable

wright wright
I amb quickly
serbed
m y   o w n   w h a t t e r   b o w l
and
here I amb
diss blaying
m y   g o o d   b o y   m a n n e r s
making
the Mom
b r o u d
*nods*
so
I fink teu take
a
s e l f y

o
and what the heck
. . .
a   m e   a n d   t h e   m o m   s e l f y
and now
here iss me
w h a i t i n g   b a y s h u n t l y
on
m y   s h r i m b s
and wif
l i m e
the pheme ob the day
Mom and Aunt Karen
k i c k   b a c k
and
enjoy their
l i m e   a d e s
*giggles*
and now
it iss time for
our photo sheut feature
what iss called
Me on the Batio wif Signs
. . .
Drink More Care Less
only
blease teu bardon me
I amb knot sure
what whee are deuing here
j a w s
n o   s h e u s   r e q u i r e d
seriously
n o n e
z e r o   z i b
n a d a
you can find me
where
t h e   o c e a n   m e e t s   t h e   m u s i c k
*hahaha*
and now
sbeaking ob signs
. . .
seen in the rest reum
l i m e
and
here iss me
e n j o y i n g   m y   l u n c h
o
I can knot say enough
g o o d   f i n g s
about the whaiters
they
are
f u n
and
a t t e n t i b b s
whee all free
habbs
b i g   f u n
- - -
and
here iss me
o n   t h e   w h a y   o u t
I whill
nebber forgets yeu
B e a c h   H o u s e
I deu hobes teu see yeu
again
seun
*nods*
Good Bye Beach House
I lub yeu
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull trabble feature
what iss called
Here Whee Are on Lake Pontchartain
what starts wif
a
m o m   a n d   m e
moment
 wright wright
blease teu bardon
h e r   b r e d n i s o n e   w h e i g h t   g a i n
[nineteen days ... nineteen bounds]
*sigh*
gibbs me some time
I whill
t a k e   i t   o f f   h e r
*jots down exercise schedule*
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull trabble feature
what iss called

O u r   W h a l k

on
Lake Pontchartain
lots ob
L o u i s i a n a   S h m e l l s
what ebber
those
are
butt
I deu lubbs
t h e   f r e s h   a i r
and
s u n   s h i n e
 t h e   m o s e   w h o n d e r   f u l l   d a y
teu be
o u t   a n d   a b o u t
wif
m y   t h e   M o m
*content stroll*
*looks out ober the lake*
*lubbing being here*
*lubbing my life*
I habbs teu tell yeu
my friends
- - -
l i f e
gets no better than thiss
I
hit
t h e   j a c k b o t
when
I whandered a whay
and whas
r e s c u e d
by
M y   R e a l   M o m
I mean
. . .
I deu knot like teu
t o o t   h e r   h o r n
. . .
butt
whee habbs
a   b r e t t y   g o o d   f i n g
going here
t e u g e f f e r
and now
. . .
iffin yeu
scroll back ub
then
scroll down

quickly
it iss kinda like
a meubie
and
yeu whill get
the feeling
yeu are
wright here
wif uss
*nods*



*frows back head and sings*
it might seem crazy
what I'm about teu say
sun shine she's here
yeu can take a break
I'm a hot air balleun
that cood go teu sbace
wif the air like I don't care baby
by the whay
clab a long if yeu feel
like a reum wif out a reuf
. . .
because i'm
ha b b y
. . .
clab along if yeu feel
like habbiness iss
t h e   t r e u f
. . .
because i'm
h a b b y
. . .
clab along if yeu know
what habbiness iss teu yeu
. . .
because i'm
h a b b y
. . .
clab along if yeu feel
like that's what yeu whanna deu
*sings and dances*
and
*dances and sings*
and
for yeu
wheu brefer
T h e   P h a r e l l   H a b b y   B u b b y
bersion
*enjoy*
*whshhhhhew*
and now
it's time teu
b o a r d   t h e   T r o l l e y
and
head back teu
Hotel LaQuinta
for
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional fambily nab
and
here I amb
s t a k i n g
m y   c l a i m
a   k i n g
on
q u e e n   s i z e d   r e a l   e s t a t e
and then
the Mom
s h m u g g l e s   i n n
ahhhh
f e e t s i e s
*hunkers down*
*lets her straighten out*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
and now
*tick tock tick tock*
whee ebidently habbs
a  s c h e d u l e
teu keebs
so
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
- - -
and
teunight's sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles
and
fresh (says so on the can) green beans
wif
drizzle ob green bean juice
and now
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
and then
after
b u s i n e s s   w h a l k s
the Mom
boarded the Trolley
for
t h e   b u b b y   t e s t s
- - - - -
and now
here
iss
O u r   L i t t l e   L i m e   P i e
the Mom iss really bulling for him
and
when he slibs a little
a) he really really really needs teu wee
and
b) he all whays runs teu hiss Grammy
butt in all reality
c) he iss indebendent... for sure
*fans the Mom*
- - - - -
*hahaha*
and now
wif
t h e   b u b b y   t e s t   o b e r
and
the Mom
iss
b a c k
wif
Me and Aunt Karen
- - -
and that brings uss teu
our second dinner feature
what iss called
Yay Chilis Again
wright wright
whee ring ub
t h e   c h e f
blace
o u r   f o o d   o r d e r
and then
whalk across
t h e   b a r k i n g   l o t
teu
bick ub
t h e   g r u b
*nods*
o yeah
it deus knot diss abboint
*gibbs four baws ub*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our nighty night feature
what iss called
*um*
nighty night
wright wright
whee are inn
o u r   j a m m i e s
and
I amb habbing
s b e s h u l l   t i m e
wif
My Raffy
I deu
l u b b s
him
on a counta
he iss
a   g i f t
from
M y   A u n t   K a r en
on
the okayshun
ob
m y   l a s s t   n i g h t
ass
a n   o n l y   c h i l d
*sigh*
being
a   b i g   b r o d d e r
whill be
f u n
they say
and
Mom says
I whill all whays
be
H e r   S w e e t h e a r t
and now
I close teunight
f a n k f u l l
for
m y   b e r r y   m a n y   b l e s s i n g s
- - -
o
and blease teu bray for me
in
the days teu come

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