Friday Night Wrights: Gotcha Day, Doing Shots and Nursing the Pie Edition

Habby Friday

and
Welcome
teu

Friday Night Wrights
Gotcha Day,
Doing Shots
and
Nursing the Pie
Edition

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and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

Sweeeeet Saturday

11f Abril

and
ass yeu can see
. . .

s i c k n e s s

whill knot get inn
the whay

ob
b l a y
when it comes
teu
Our Little Dasher

i mean
he iss
a bit
l o w e r   k e y
than normal

butt
still

f e i s t y

and
h a b b y

and

f u l l   o b   m i s s c h i e f

whee know
he can knot feel
s w e l l

butt

Little Dasher
whill
nebber

ebber ebber ebber
let yeu now

wright wright
he
whill
g i b b s   h i s s   a l l

all whays
*nods*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Saturday Night Fambily Time

and

here whee are
s h a r i n g
MY monkey

a

tiny bit

ob
t u g

between

b r o d d e r s

and now
whee take baws
teu

show a photo

ob
t h e   s w e e t   o n e

wright wright

. . .
w h e u   k n e w
*giggles*

butt then

. . .
teu be

f u l l y   a b b r e c i a t e d
. . .
one muss habbs

a   f o i l

#KnotNamingNamesPie

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and now
that brings uss teu
our sum what regular feature

what iss called
Sunday wif out Sun

12f Abril
- - -
wright wright
a nodder
m i s s   n o m e r

knot sunday at all
butt more like
g l e u m d a y
*nods*

and
here iss
m e

out ob doors
wif
the Mom

wheu
a longs wif
the Pie
iss
a i l i n g

wif

a

s k u l l   s b l i t t i n g   h e a d   a k e

yess yesss
yeu understand that
wright

I
amb
the only
b r i g h t   e y e d   b u s h y   t a i l e d
berson
a round here
*nods*

c a r e   t a k e r

s u c h
iss
m y   l o t   i n n   l i f e

now
come on
Mom

let's go inn
where
I can take care
ob
Y e u   and   D a s h e r

by
blaying
a   g e n t l e   g a m e   o b   t u g
on
yeur feetsies

yeu're whell come

*smiles*

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and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday

13f Abril

butt

on the bright side

the Mom stays

h o m e   w i f   u s s

ob course
she
s t a y s   i n n   t h e   b i g   b e d
all mose
all day long

butt
here
iss
Little Dasher
out ob doors
wif
The Photographer

and
T h e   P i e

wheu
iss knot
h a b b y
a bout it

butt
he iss showing yeu
h i s s   s t a y   b u t

he
habbs knot
quite figyeured out

the rewhards
ob
e y e   c o n t a c k t

butt

now inn side

here whee are

c r o w d i n g

the head akey Mom

forchewnutly

she iss

feeling

sum what

b e t t e r

*nods*

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and now

that brings uss teu

our once a year feature

what iss called

Tackses deu Teusday

14f Abril

and
here iss
The Pie
T a c k s   A s s i s t a n t

teu
The Tacks Accountant

wheu seems teu fink

she kneeds less

ob

" a   h e l b e r "

and

more ob

a   z e n   m a s t e r

*snores*

o
yess yesss
it whorked
whee are
e e e   f i l e d
*whshhhhew*
- - -
now
I can
r  e  l  a  c  k  s
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and now
that brings uss teu
Our Seuber Awesome
Once a Year Feature
what iss called
My Gotcha Day
15f Abril
. . .
and now
whee
f l a s h   b a c k   t e u   2 0 1 1

m y   f i r s t   d a y
inn
m y   h o m e

inn

t h e   s h a d o w

ob

m y   b e c a n   t r e e

and

 wif
my brodder
The Bleu

 wright wright
he gibbs me
a
w h a r m   w h e l l   c o m e

 on a counta
The Bleu
iss juss
b y e u r   s w e e t n e s s

 and
thiss here
ecksblains
w h y
they call me
L i t t l e   R e u f u s

wright wright

bretty much
f u l l   h e i g h t

here

 and
f o l l o w i n g
my brodder
m y   h e r o

and then when

yeu

c a l l

uss

. . .

here comes
T h e   B l e u

 followed quickly
by
t h e   m e

 *
whet
teufy
bambirish
smile
*

*giggles*
 rebbelling
inn
t h e   B l e u ' s   t a l e s

 *hahaha*
and now
teu share
m y   f i r s t   p h o t o   s h e u t
. . .
I gibbs Yeu
b r e c o s h u s

 wif
a bit ob
s m a r t   a l e c k y
*um*
juss
a   s m i d g e
*nods*

 and now
here iss me
ober seeing
T h e   B l e u ' s   B l o g

 wright wright
and
all so
T h e   B l e u ' s   F a c e   B o o k
*nods*

*smiles
those whirr

t h e   d a y s
and
O
I deu lubbs My Mom

our
d a y s   t e u g e f f e r
habbs been
a
r e a l   a d e n b e n t u r e
*nods*
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and now
that bring uss teu
our home maintenance feature
what iss called
the baff reum flooded
and
whee are
w h a i t i n g   o n   a   b l u m b e r
*frowns*

*um*
yesss
our baff reum
f l o o d e d
lasst night
and
the blumber can knot get here
un till
o n e   o b   t h e   c l o c k   t e u d a y

h o l y   c r a b
what a whait
butt
he deus knot get here
un till
a f t e r   f i b e   o ' c l o c k
teuday

*faints*
thiss
iss
s o   k n o t   f a i r

on a counta
whee are
n o w
whee are gonna miss
g o i n g   t e u
M y   S k o o l
*sgrowl*

wright wright

it iss

late late

when

t h e   b l u m b e r s

finally leabes

- - -

and now

it iss long basst time for

our holiday feature

what iss called

Our Easter Card

o
yess yesss
from
o u r   l u b b e d   o n e s

Aunt Nikki
and
Aunt Brianna

Cousins Cassie & Sora,
Comet & Rigel

*hahahahahahahahahaha*

what
a   f u n n y   c a r d
wif
a   f o u g h t   f u l l   m e s s a g e

and now
here iss
The Pie
showing off
hiss
F i r s t   E a s t e r   C a r d

showing
yeu
hiss
h a b b i n e s s

and now
bretending
he can
r e a d

*hahaha*
butt then
when I tell hims
what it says
he gibbs uss
a   b i g   s m i l e

o yeah
f a n k   y e u
and
H a b b y   E a s t e r
from
Me and The Pie
- - -
and now
whee gibbs yeu
w h i n d   d o w n   t i m e

*chuckles*
Little Dasher
iss
s o   f u n n y

night night

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and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday

16f Abril

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and

look look

A m a z o n   B r i m e

brought

The Pie

a

d e l i b b e r y

wright wright
it iss
a   b o c k s
what iss
thiss whide by thiss long

and
thiss deeb

whee
deu knot know
w h a t   i t   i s s

so

whee run teu see

if it iss

s t i l l   r a i n i n g

and

it

iss

s t i l l   r a i n i n g

*boo*

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and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Yibbee Friday

17f Abril

. . .

what whee start

wif

chabter one

inn titled

D e u i n g   S h o t s

wif

Dogor Mark

and
here I amb
o n   t h e   w h a y
[ blease teu bardon the Trolley Driber's sleebe ]

D e u i n g   S h o t s
sounds like

and now
here
I amb
I habbs arribed
at
F a i r b a n k s

home
ob
The Dogtor Mark
*nods*

I
amb
b e r r y   d e l i g h t e d
teu be here

on a counta
I deu lubbs
t h e   l a d i e s
and
I deu lubbs
their
l u b b s   a n d   f a w n i n g
- - -
and now
here whee are
inn
t h e   r e u m
where
my crazy mother
whants teu take
a
s e l f y
wif her

*hmmmpf*

s o   u n c o o l

s o   k n o t   h i b

s o   k n o t   2 0 1 5

get wif
t h e   t i m e s
whoman

thiss iss
the year
ob
t h e   s e l f   s e l f y

and now
down teu
b u s i n e s s

wheighin inn at
* 6 9 . 6   b o u n d s
. . .
*before my bawdicure

what iss
o n e   b o u n d
more than
17f Abril 2014
. . .
butt
I amb carrying
a bit ob
b u b b y   w h e i g h t
*bows head*

and then
I gibbs them
the samble ob
m y   b i g   b u s i n e s s
what I brung wif me

they take

a   b i t   o b   b l o o d

s o m e   t o e   n a i l

then

I deu
f r e e   s h o t s
wif
Dogtor Mark

he lissens teu

m y   i n n   s i d e s

he looks me

a l l   o b e r

eben

i n n   m y   e a r s

and then

I gibbs him

my

c h i g g i n   l e g s

whee whait for a bit
and
m y   t e s t   r e s u l t s
are
A L L   G R E A T
- - -
whee gibbs em
green babers
and
B o a r d   t h e   T r o l l e y
*cheers*

for
*musick teu my ears*
h o m e
*cheers*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab

what
ass yeu know
iss
mosely
l u b b i n g s

wif

a side

ob

t e e b e e

and then

before yeu know it

- - -

d  e  e      d  e  e      d  u  m

*dramatickal soab obera organ musick*

- - -

it iss

b o u r i n g   d o w n   r a i n

f u n d e r i n g
l i g h t n i n g

and
The National Wheafer Serbice
inn
League City
iss
* * *  S  K  W  A  W  K  I  N  G * * * 
on
the teebee

shrill siren
statick
scary man answering maching boyce
. . .
sebere funder storm wharning
flash flood wharning
tornado wharning
sebere funder storm wharning eckstended
flash flood wharning eckstended
tornado wharning eckstended
sebere funder storm wharning eckstended eckstended
flash flood wharning eckstended eckstended
tornado wharning eckstended eckstended
. . .
and
on and on and on

*um*
w h e e   g e t   t h e   b i c k s h e r
- - -
whee habbs combleted
o u r   b u s i n e s s   t r a n s a c k s h u n s
for the ebening
and
whee whill knot leabes
t h e   b u n k e r
till
teumorrow
- - -
ebbery one
blease teu be safe
~
b r a y e r s