Raising The Reuf: Tug

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu
Friday Night Wrights
Totes Ran Dum
Quick
The Teu Wheek

Ketchub Edition

- - -

wright wright

b i z z y t i m e s

be hine uss
b i z z y t i m e s

a front uss

whee bresent for yeu
a
s n a b s h o t

b r e e f c o m m e n t
edition

- - - - -

and

whee start wif
Saturday
23f May

when
the mom met
My Aunt Davalyn
l u n c h

she brought home
f r i e d c h i c k e n
so
a m e n d s
are made

*nods*
- - -
they
they go for a bit ob
s h o b b i n g

and
ebbery fing

iss
l i m e g r e e n

whell all mose ebbery fing

- - -

all whays looking for

s b e s h u l l g i f t s

the mom

finks ob

someone she tries knot teu ebber ebber fink ob

*nods*

she all so
sees these
s h e w h a n t s t h e m

butt

inn stead

she buys

a c l u t c h c i t y t e e

and

whee try a selfy
during

t h e a w f u l g a m e

*sobs*

and
that brings uss teu
Sunday 24f May

when

Little Dasher

s t o l e t h e c l e a n l a u n d r y

and
a t t a c k e d

a towel

and

inn

o d d e r n e w s
. . .

g e u f y p i e

b i t e y f a c e p i e

c u r i o u s p i e

m o n k e y r a s s l i n g p i e

s h e e b i s h b i e

then

hiss
i got it yeu don't

teu whitch
I rebly
wif

i d o n ' t r e a l l y c a r e
*chuckles*

*fast for whard*

teu a little

b i g b e d t i m e

f e i s t y p i e

c h a l l e n g e s

e c k s b l o r e s

b e h a b e s

yess
whee can be
g o o d b o y s

for
a f e w m i n u t e s

any whays
*nods*

and now
here is
p i e - i n n - t h e - b o c k s

whee whish he cood get
c o m f y
*nods*

and now

it iss time for a

h o l i d a y

Monday 25f May

- - -

H a b b y M e m o r i a l D a y

me
t a i l

me
h i n e

a little blurry

m o r n i n g p i e t i m e

[on a counta he iss blurry fassst]

wif
b r o o f
that iss
h i m

and now

here iss some

late afternoon

M e a n d D a s h e r

sit

settle

s e t t l e

sit close

the key iss teu
l o o k a t t h e t r e a t
butt knot
r e a c h f o r t h e t r e a t

*sighs*
The Little Guy
iss
a w h o r k i n b r o g r e s s

*haha*

b r o d d e r s

B R O S

The Wright Bros

*nods*

and now

here whee are
wif
w h e f f e r f r e a t e n i n g

Doug Dubb
iss
whatching ober

h i s s f a m b i l y

and now
o u t w i f t h e p i e

s t a l k i n g

the
t a b l e

the

a g i l i t y e q u i b m e n t

and
now

j u s s l o o k i n g a r o u n d

then

i n n

for

a little

c h i l l t i m e

*nods*
a
s t u f f e d k o n g
for
Little Dasher

and
a

F r i d a y N i g h t C h e w
for

yess yesssss
on
M o n d a y N i g h t

ass whee settle inn

teu whatch

O u r R o c k e t s

inn

the simmy finals

. . .

then

Fla$H bOOm B@nG

and

O U T

G O

T H E

L I G H T S

here whee are

wif

no tee bee

no a/c

no fan

n o s w e e b

juss

f l a s h e s

and

b a n g s

and

r a i n R a i n R A I N

and

w h o r r y

*sigh*

then

f l o o d w h a t t e r s

rise

one inch ober thiss door mat

butt

t h e b e a d o b s e a l a n t

our freshold

h o l d s t h e w h a t t e r o u t

* * *

Braise Cheeses

- - - - -

then

from

m i d n i g h t

Teusday 26f May

- - -

l o u d r a i n

and

c e l l p h o n e s i r e n s

. . .

flash flood wharning

flash flood wharning eckstended

flash flood wharning eckstended
flash flood wharning eckstended
- - -
and now
t h e a n s w e r
teu
t h e q u e s t i o n
yeu all whant teu ask
. . .
The Pie
deus
g r e a t

Little Man

habbs

N O F E A R

- - -

in fackt

s w e e b s

quite soundly

[until the Photographer whakes hims ub]

and now

wif

d a y l i g h t

- - -

the mom

decides teu

s t a y h o m e

un till

o u r b o w e r

iss

r e s t o r e d

what she keebs finking

whill be

a n y m o m e n t

butt

iss knot un till

all mose free inn the after neun

*whibes brow*

- - -

it iss then

whee see

t h e d e b a s t a y s h u n

inn

our city

*tears*

w h e e a r e b e r r y l u c k y

*counts blessings*

it reminds uss

quite a lot

I K E

12f Sebtember 2008

for

a g o l d e n a c c o u n t

full ob the humor

blease teu read

T h e L u k e ' s I k e D i a r y

[funniest when read in chronoglickal order... I bromise yeu whill knot be sorry]

- - - - -

Whednesday 27f May

The Mom whorks Eckstra

Skool iss Cancelled
~
no photographickal dockumentayshun

- - - - -

Fursday

28f May

and wif

one ear ub one ear down

The Pie

says

h i

*drink drink drink*

and
a
P i e S m i l e

and
a
h a m s u m m e

and
now
o u t

then
c o m i n g b a c k

then
i n n
*drink drink drink*

then

h e r e

I amb

o u t

teu

show yeu

s t u f f i n n m y b a c k y a r d

yess yessss

here iss

D o u g

and

ub there

. . .

hiss whife

J e m i m a

teu wheum
whee offer
o u r s i n c e r e c o n d o l e n c e s
*gulb*
on a counta
B a b y D u b b
drownded inn the flood whatters
*sobs uncontrollably*
- - - - -

and

now

on a habbier note

Finally Friday

29f May

- - -

and
here
whee are on our whay

teu

m y p r i v a t e l e s s o n

wif
m y a w e s o m e i n s t r u c k t o r
*cheers*
. . .
and
m y b e r f o r m a n c e
iss
s e u b e r a w e s o m e
*makes the Handler broud*
- - - - -
fasssst forewhard
the mom races teu the facktory
the mom races home
the mom and pie race teu the dogtor

and
here iss
Little Dasher

inn
the
b r i b a t e w h a i t i n g r e u m

aka
s t o r a g e r e u m

where
he and the mom
b l a y
and
t r a i n

and
w h a i t
for
Dogtor Glenn

teu diss cuss
hiss latest
f e e k l e

bossible
t r e a t m e n t s

and
teu deu
m o r e t e s t s

and
s u r b r i s e

The Pie
wheighs inn
at
3 5 . 5 B o u n d s
*cheers whildly*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
Saturday
30f May
when
Mom and I
s n e a k a w h a y

teu
the
Golden Retrieber Rescue ob Houston
Board Meeting

what teuday iss held at
B e t s M a r t
and after which
the Handler and I
are going teu
t r a i n o u r d i s t r a c k s h u n s
*nods*

yess yessss
there whir
blenty
butt
whee deu
g r e a t f i n g s
inn
t h e c a t d e b a r t m e n t
*bows*
- - - - -
and now
here iss
The Pie Mail Bag Feature

wright wright
he got thiss
b o c k s

wif
h i s s n a m e
wright on it
. . .
the bottom
that iss
*heh heh*

and
on the inn side
iss
*drumb roll*
A R e g g i e B o c k s

whee deu knot know
how he got it
. . .
wee fink it habbs teu deu wif
hiss
A K C R e g i s t r a t i o n

butt
it iss
a seuber deuber
w o o f i p e d i a p a c k

juss
l o o k

an awesome
m o n o g r a m m e d t o w e l

Buddy Biskits

Good Dog Abble Dumbling Treats

a breshus
f r o g g y

a
m i n t y c h e w b o n e

a swell
b i n k b a l l

o
he
deus
L U B B S
it
all

and

I a m b k n o t j e l l i e s
*nods*

*changes subjeck*

and now

for

o u r w h e f f e r f e a t u r e

featuring
more
f l o o d y f l o o d s

*sigh*

bringing uss teu
Sunday
31f May
. . .
and
I got nuffin
- - - - -
so
whee moobs forwhard
teu
Ugh Monday
1f June
. . .
and
look look
our new
Zoe's Kitching
k o o z i e

wif
L I M E S
- - - - -
and now
for a quick
m e d i c k a l m o m e n t
*clears froat*
whee now habbs a
d i a g n o s i s
for
the Pie
- - -
it iss an
a u t o i m m u n e
fing
an
a l l e r g y
fing
. . .
eeber teu
a food
or
the back teria inn hiss own gut
- - -
so
whee are starting
wif a
r e s t r i c k t i b b s d i e t

for

t e u w h e e k s

- - -

and that brings uss teu

Teusday

2f June

- - -

The Mom

cooks

s a l m o n a n d r i c e

and

whee simmer

l i m e j u i c e, s i n n a m i n

and

b a n i l l a e c k s t r a c k t

on a counta
the mom finks
T H E H O U S E W R E A K S
[she iss wrong]

- - - - -

Ackademia Whednesday

3f June

and
the traditional
c h o b b i n g o b t h e c h e e

and
here I ambz
s e u c h e f
and
c h i e f t a s t e t e s t e r

yes
yess
yessssss

and now

off teu

M y S k o o l

inn time for

Pie Class

and
here he iss
a f t e r c l a s s

while
h o m e w h o r k
iss diss tributed

still
wif
l o t s o b e n e r g y

bickshers are blurry
on a counta
he iss
w h i g g l y

and now
here iss
m e
before my class

inn
t h e b u s i n e s s y a r d

and

now

c l a s s s t a r t s

o
I deu
l u b b s
my skool

and
teunight
I amb starting
a r e m e d i a l r a l l y
class

and
it
iss
f u n

wright wright
whee are all so
t r a i n i n g o t t e r f i n g s
wif
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s

and
o n e b i g d i s s t r a c k s h u n
iss
Dasher
whay ober there
inn
hiss crate

and
b e r r y s a d l y
and
from
time teu time
. . .
the Handler habbs teu go
c h e c k o n h i m s
. . .
and
juss look
at
my
d o w n s t a y
inn the middle ob class
unn a ttended

wheu a mong uss
wood habbs ebber funk
. . .
and now
I fink it iss safe teu say
on the wreck ord

I amb
s u c h a g o o d b o y
*nods*

now

fasssssst fore whard

teu

the Mom iss Home

Fursday

4f June

and now
a w h o r d

about
s h a r i n g

whee
are
g o o d w i f i t

yess yesss
it
iss
b i g f u n

o
yeah
I deu
l u b b s
habbing
a b r o d d e r*

*most ob the time
- - - - -
and now
WeuHeu Friday
5f June
- - -
the mom iss ub and out early
the trolley iss in the hossbital
habbing
a n a i r b a g t r a n s b l a n t
and mean while now
. . .
b a c k a t t h e r a n c h

m e a n d t h e p i e

and
t h e s i n t a b e e d

yess yessss
whee are
s o s w e e e e e t

and now
t h e m o m
joins uss

for
a
berry early
t r a d i t i o n a l f a m b i l y n a b

yess yessss
w h a y e a r l y
like
nine ay em early
*chuckles*

and now
ass
t e n o ' c l o c k
abbroaches
. . .
the mom and her a ssistant
brebare for
o u r f a c k t o r y c o n f e r e n c e c a l l