Saturday, January 12, 2013

Super Sweet Saturday

Habby Weekend
It habbs been a rough week in
The Wright House Hole
wif more sicknesses, long hours at the facktory
and then teuday
what the Mom did sbend in a class
a way from me and our home.
I sbent the day finking ob
the fings what I lubbs teu deu the most and...
iss at the tippy most tob.
In a berfeck world,
I wood be a better writer.
I wood bick more clebber tobicks.
I wood haff better
I wood haff more time
and bost a blog ebbery single day.
O...and I wood be
a better sbeller.
. . . . .
All that said and wif many fanks teu


I haff made
Many Dear and Subbortiff Friends
like that gorgeous
Fambily ob Sibes
. . . . .
Fur many reasons,
the bast teu monfs haff been tough ones,
butt I did haff one berry big highlight...
My OP Friends,
Phantom, Thunder, Ciara and Lightning,
bestowed ubon me
Free Berry Fun Awards.
. . . . .
Award One
I beliebe the reules deu state
that teu formally acksept thiss a ward,
yeu are teu answer a few fun questions...
and yeu all know how
I deu lubbs teu answer questions.

Seuber Sweet Questions

1. Cookies or Cake?
Yes or Yes
A better question might be...
Which did yeu leabe closer teu the edge ob the counter?
[eben the staff is naught laughing]
On record, I deu lubbs them boaf...
cake slightly more than crisby or burnt cookies.
It's wierd.
Juss saying.
2. Chockolick or Banilla?
Yes or Yes.
A better question might be...
ah oh...
[no one is laughing]
My the Mom iss naught much fur sweets,
but she kinda brefers banilla teu chockolick,
so I deu get teu share some surbrises sum times.
Shee iss naught laughing on a counta
I recently stole
a chockolick and banilla and cherry muffin
off the counter
[at night on a week end]
and she sbent an hour googling such fings
teu figure out what teu deu wif me.
I fought it berry chuckle-lishus and huge coo.
*takes bow*
3. What iss yeur faborite sweet treat?
On an aberage day,
and keebing reality in check,
my faborite treat iss...
[cant-elope, honeydeu, water...]\
Butt in a
Fantassy Whirled...
Amy's Ice Cream
Paws Down.
Followed closely wif
My Aunt Dav's Pumpkin Bread.
4. When deu yeu crabe sweet things the mostest?
When I amb awake
and when the sweet fings are easier teu get
than the salty fings.
5. If you had a sweet nickname, what wood it be?
My the Mom calls me
Sweet Boy or Sweety Boy
a lot...
butt I haff noticed that when she iss emotional,
she calls me
And I deu lubbs that the most.
. . . . .
I deu all so lubbs that woman.
Iff I deu under stand the reules ob thiss award,
I amb asked teu share wif yeu
some fings yeu might naught all ready know,
and here goes:

1. Sometimes I purr.
In related neus, sometimes I snore.
2. I lubbs teu shmuggle ubside down
and ubside down games are big fun...
butt I whill ebenchewally right my self
3. I like teu

punish the Mom when she is in the shower
on weekdays
or weekends when I know she is leabing me

kill the 

[some ob yeu fink ob it ass Kleenecks]
Tisheus and Bocks.
4. I amb a Sock-A-Holick.
I whill dig em out ob a pile ob dirty laundry.
And I whill dig em out ob a pile ob clean laundry.
I whill find em in a bag ob freshly burchased items.
What deu I deu wif em?
I take em teu
The Back Door...
or I take em teu
The Mom...
neiber ob which haff an abbresheayshun
fur my bringings.
5. I amb naught afraid ob rain or storms.
I whill sleeb in it.
Iff I hear it,
I whill look at my the Mom teu see if she heard it, teu...
I whill go out ob doors in it.
I whill sblash in it.
I whill naught understand the word
when I amb out in it.
Abter all, becans kinda float.

6. I amb a seuber ambed butt allso silly boy
when it comes teu learning fings.

I amb more than
Food Motibated.
By that, I mean... I amb off the scale.
I deu lubbs teu blease, and my mind works berry fast.
Sum times it takes a long time teu teach me sum fing,
 butt once I learn it...
I add it teu my rebertoire,
and offer it ass often ass I can.
Ecksambles: Freeze, Back, Roll Ober.
. . . . . 

6.5 My the Mom, wheu clearly habbs no mirror,
finks I need teu go on a diet.

Yeah Yeah Yeah.
I cood go wif a few green beans in my dinner bowl...
butt let me off this leash,
and broblem solbed.
*runs. like. the. wind.*

7. Fur all my hi-jinks and huge bersonality...
I amb the bestest ob trolley riders.

I look a round fur a bit.
And then I lay down.
I amb naught anckshus.
I amb naught nerbous.
. . . . .
I juss chill out and wait teu see
where whee are when
the trolley doors oben.

Now last butt berry naught least,
did bestwow ubon me...
. . . . .
Award Free
Wif the accebtance ob thiss wonder full award comes...
No Strings Attached.
. . . . .
I fink whee can all agree...
Fambily iss the berry best.
I mean,
In most instances,and all so most ebbery single time...
My Fambily
 iss the beobles I choose
on a counta
whee understand one a nodder,
and odder mushy stuff...


  1. I'm still trying to figure out how Khousin Harley khan live in Texas AND PAWSylvania?!?

    PeeEssWoo: KhonGRats on the euber khool award!

  2. Hey Reuf, very fun blog learning things about you is fun.
    As you said family is the most important and you have one of the best.

    Hamish & Sophie & Angel Sophie.

  3. Congrats on all the awards! You were most astute in your answers about sweet things and we loved finding out so much about you! And we most certainly agree with you about family - "there's no place like home"!!!
    Hope next week is better!
    Sammie and Ava

  4. Wonderful and much deserved awards shared by the most amazing OP Pack! Thanks for letting us know these new and awesome facts about your selfness! Family of all kinds, including this blog family, are the best of blessings, we agree!

  5. Weu heu, Reufus!

    This was a good blog all full of interesting things about you. Like earlier you said you wanted to be a better speller, and I am for that!
    Congrats on the great awards and being friends with the OP Pack, they are the best!


  6. Great awards there Reufus. Well deserved and well done. Yep family is best. Have a super Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

  7. We loved your answers! Do not worry about the spelling thing. Sometimes your method makes so much sense to us that we find ourselves adopting it, it drives the muzzer crazy! Heheheh.

    gussie n teka

  8. Congrats on the awards! We can't imagine a more deserving pup!


  9. Reuf, you write some of the very funniest things I have ever read.

  10. COGNRATS on the awards! I love reading this post because now I feel like I know you a little bit better!!

    Take care and I hope everyone feels better!!

  11. Yay, Reufus! Congratulations on your awards! I learned a lot of neat things about yeu from reading this post.