Raising The Reuf: November 2013

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights:
our
Failures, Floods, Freezes, Fankfullnesses and Festibities Edition

yess yessss
it habbs been
a
...
~~rough~~ interesting week
...
berry wet
berry cold
berry lazy

and now let's get started
wif
our regular feature
what whee relucktantly call
Aggie Football Saturday

yess yesssss
whee arranged
our Saturday
wif the chores and what knots
around
a teu-firty start time

and
the game got off teu
a great start
wif
a score ob
zero teu zero

butt
it whas
down hill from there

I did find it
harder and harder
teu whatch

in fack
I did ask teu whatch
the second half
from the back yard

butt
in the end
those tiggers cleaned our clocks
A&M 10- lsu 34
whooped
butt
no whoop
- - - - -

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
a berry lazy Sunday

whee did a few chores
whee went for a walky
whee did some
weabe boles and jumb drills
whee tooken a nab

and wif
the antissibayshun ob
a short work wheek
...
whee were a bit
giddy
and
lazy
- - - - -
and now
~~a word~~
a bunch of words
about
Our Wheek in Wheffer
...
rain

more rain

Sunday Night - Teusday Night

day and night

floods

wif
lows in the low 30s
highs in the low 40s
and
...
our furnace on the fritz
*shibbers*

and
it can knot be rebaired
in
wheffer thiss cold

*gulb*
so
our indoor wheffer
habbs hubbered in
the 50s
at times
*shibbers*
[what ecksblains why my berry few bickshers
look like I amb freezing teu deaf or...
hungry or...
begging for some fing or...
bosing in low light or...]
...
and that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
the Mom tooken half day off
and came home early on
Fanksgibbing Ebe

yess yesss
whee sbent
a fun and rest full afternoon
and then
I let her know
it whas
time

yessss
dinner time
...
I know it whill come
ass
a shock
butt
the Waiter
sometimes serbes only
Salmon & Legume Kibbles
wif
Grizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle

baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Waters
ob course

and yeu whill
note
my bool ob drool

mmmm
nommy
...
yesss yesssss
the skies are ober cast
and
the air iss nibby

butt
whee did bause
and
finks

teu deu
a little
HABBY FANKS GIBBING
photo sheut

butt
*shibbers*
teu be honest

the ground
a bit damb

and
*shibbers*
a bit cold

and
the Photographer

whas wearing
a berry scary

h o o d i e

yess yesssss
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Habby Fanksgibbing
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
How Whee Sbent Our Fanksgibbing

whee whatched
the Houston Fanksgibbing Barade

whee whatched
a bunch ob odder teebee

whee ate some
Fanksgibbing Lunch
takeout from yesterday

whee g-nawed
an antler

whee counted
my feet

whee counted
our blessings

whee made
a list ob
Fings for What I amb Full ob Fanks

and
whee shmuggled
wif
the main skweeze ob our choice

yess yesss
Treu Lubb
iss the berry best blessing
ebber teu be
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
My Berry Habby Friday
and our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Bring on Christmas
...
what started off wif
tasty breakfast foods
followed by
a tiny bit ob a lay-in

and then
the Mom
hobbed ub teu run meet
Aunt Davalyn
for some traditional
Black Friday Running A Round
...
and when she came home
whee tooken a quick walk

and
I came in
h u n g r y

yesss yesssssss
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
...
and teunight's sbeshull
iss
Salmon & Legumes Kibbles
Cantalobes & Honey Deus

hahaha
it iss funny
I dance and dance
and then
I sit

on a counta
I know

whee take
the Friday Night bickshers

and then
I'm off

=blease teu forgibbs the untidy floors=
and here
baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Waters
iss
The Friday Night Sbeshull

and here
iss
me

wif
the bool ob drool

nom nom nom
slurb slurb slurb
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our After Dinner Outing

yess yessss
shneufings
businesses
more shneufings

some friskinesses
and
a photo sheut

it iss
the furst of
the Christmas Bosings

and
thiss iss me
asking
the Photographer

deu whee habbs enough
light
and how about
my brofile

yessss
a close ub
ob
my brofile

and
one more

did yeu get that
...
that whas some ob
my best work

honest
it whas

and
ummmmmm
...
I amb juss finking
ass the season brogresses

whee are going teu need
more wardrobe
juss saying
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the Mom whants teu juss chill
butt
I know there iss a backage
in the kitching
wif my name on it

and I whant it

now now
NOW

yesss yesss
blease ma'am blease

that's it
that's mine

that's the one
right there

yess yesss
the contents ob thiss bocks
habbs been hermetickally sealed
and kebt on
Funk and Waggy Nalls Borch
since noon teuday
...
no on knows the contents
butt
me
in my dibine and mystickal whay
whill
rebeal the answer
wifout
ebber really knowing the question