Friday Night Wrights: Boo Week Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

our berry sbeshull

Boo Week Edition

and ass iss

Boo Monf Tradition

whee started our week

wif

A Saturday Morning Lay-In

and followed it ub
wif
A Saturday Morning
Aggie Football Game

yess yesss

it whas a fun game

ass

The Aggies

tooken on

the commodores ob banderbilt

and

W H O O P

whee won handily

56-24

wif

Our Johnny

on the bench

and meanwhile

while tookening
a half time break

I habben ubon

a 487 in brogress

sad teu say
the susbeck esscabed
while I whas brotecking
the little woman
[what I call Mom]
butt
susbecks
B E W A R E

should yeu
habbs a tib
on thiss susbeck... or otters
blease teu call
1-800-STOB-BECAN-FIEFERY

and

remember

only yeu can

STOB BECAN FIEFERY.

...
and that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
What I Did Saturday Afternoon

I boarded
the Trolley.
That iss what I did

and then
I did go for a long ride

and then
and then
and then

I did
S W I M

and
swim

and
I did berry dramatickal rescues
incleuding
Mister Bleu Bird

and
Miss Bink Bird
*ahem and blush*
I mean
Miss Flamincko

and the
I did habbs a go at a
Bumber

and then
whattaya know
Miss Flamincko
needed my helb

and here I amb
gibbing
Mister Bleu Bird
a trot round the BOOl

o... o... o...
and sbeaking ob trots

here I amb on
rib and romb break

and then
back. in. the. BOOl.

the sky iss bleu
the water iss warm
and
the jets are...
jetting

and
gibbing me
a berry good work out

and
for the first time ebber

I did flirt wif the idea
ob
jumbing in the deeb end

jumbing in deeber
butt knot deeb
...
ha ha ha
here I amb racing
my friend Lisa

she whanted the bumber
butt
no

I amb Reufus
and
I amb a fast swimmer.

juss ask
Miss Flamincko

and
Mister Bleu Bird

he whill bouch for me
I amb certain

the water is so bretty
so beaceful
so fun

I deu hates teu leabe
butt
a good shake
drobs in my ears

and
leabes, I muss
so

I can go home and
eat and bee and sweeb

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
[photos what follow are for ill usstrayshun only
on a counta there are no real time bickshers]

and thiss week
I habbs
only one class at
My Skool

yess yesss
what iss
Agility
where
whee worked on
call teu heal
four different sequences

and
...
knot eating becans.

ha ha ha
yess yesss
I whas blaced in a sit/stay
and the Handler did a lead out
a cubble ob jumbs away
...
when she did turn around
she noticed
a funny look on my face
...
she walked back teu
the start line
where ubon
I sbitted out a becan.

*bow*
Whee also worked ubon
My Weabes
and
= G R E A T   N E W S =
I did 6 Weabes and a Jumb
*berry dramatickal bow*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Some Stuff I Did This Week

and first
I shood tell yeu
our wheffer whas really bad
thiss week

dark skies
rumbles and flashes

and
gallons ubon gallons ob water

habbs fallen in
my yard

what makes for
a stress full week for the Mom

and
a kinda quiet week for the Me

whee train a little
and
whee blay games

and I amb
needy

and
worse yet
my furs remind
the Groomer
that I need a baff and a blow dry
[a falsity]

and that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
Boo Day
or

Howloween

and whell
whee celebrate
The Whole Boo Monf

butt thiss week
I bosted
some berry sbeshull
Howloween Safety Tibs

and celebrated
my ancestry
The Mystickal Miss Comet

by wearing
her whitches hat

and
rocking it

a little like
a bimb

and when it came down teu it
...
I whas ready for
Howloween

but
my wheffer
whas knot
...
here iss
Howloween Ebe

and about twenty bercent ob the yard iss
flooded

and then
it rained
and
it rained and it rained and it rained
and
Howloween Morning
whas berry scary
in
a flooding sort ob whay.

and then
it finally did stob
wif
the flood whaters
about 2pm
and
here whee are late afternoon

after
the Mom finally
drobe the boat
home

and
the waters habbs receded
since thiss morning

butt
it iss all quite

m a r s h y

y u c k y

and
wif the Mom feeling
g u i l t y

on a counta
such awful wheffer
and
me

in
my little reum
...
I milk it a little

I mean

what amb I sbosed teu deu now

wif
the flooded streams

and lakes

backed ub teu
my little batio

what o what

iss
a boy teu deu

a bit sad
it is

butt the good news iss
that
teumorrow
iss
- - - - -
and now it is time for
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday

and ass an aside
My Friday
whass cut short a bit by
thiss week's wheffer
what meant that
My Staff did habbs teu sbend the full day
making ub for lost time wif
A Nodder Embloyer

*tsk tsk*
butt
when she finally gets home
I amb
butt one bace behind
ebbery bace she makes

and
here whee are
out side
[me in shine. her in shadow]

and
here whee are beeing
hacked at
the mulch

on a counta
whee bay the lawn crew
teu bag
the clibbings

and
juss look at it

butt then
it iss hard teu be hacked
when
the sky iss
B L E U

and
there iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Afternoon Photo Shoot

make note ob
my fall neck wear

and
...
my eye brows

and
here yeu can see me
finking
ob eating the shrubs

yess yesss
I amb many adjecktibbs

hamsum
iss one

cute
iss one

...
iss a nodder

  ha ha
and now here iss a bit about
our regular feature
what iss called

Chilling Wif The Staff

boy o boy
what wif a sweebless night lass night
and
a long day teuday

The Staff
needed
a nab

rising ub only teu
see teu
my ear orientation

and then also
teu
our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Plate
brebared wif
great lubbs and care

and on the menu:

salmon and legumes kibble

carrots
beas
green beans
botatos
drizzle ob grizzly salmon oil...
and
O F F

I can hardly whait

aha
The Dinner Blate
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Waters

*nomnomnomnomnom*

and now here iss
my regular feature
what iss called
Friday Night After Dinner Outing

the berry first fing I deu
iss
take a look a round

then
abbroach the tree

*stalk*

*stalk*

*stalk*

and then
I come teu the concleusion
the becan fief

iss knot there
butt
he habbs been
here

ha ha ha
time for a bit ob
G E U F Y

and now
I N

teu
H O N K
my long wabbit stuffy

until
the Mom says
"ok I gibbs"

and takes me in teu
the kitching
for
our regular feature
what iss called

The Friday Night Chew

I got it
I got it

ahhh

and now teunight
ass whee but
The Boo Monf
teu a close
...
whee begin
The Monf ob Fanks

when the lights go out
my foughts turn teu
My Lubbed Ones
...
Lubbs Flow
and
My Brayers Roll