Friday Night Wrights: Kicking Off a Monf ob Fanks Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu our

Kicking Off a Monf ob Fanks Edition

ob

Friday Night Wrights

and ass iss

Fall Tradition

whee start thiss ebisode edition

wif

Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature

what iss called

I amb Fanks Full for

Saturdays.

and one great fing about
Saturdays
iss
Aggie Football

and thiss wheek

whas high lighted by

My Monkey Gift

from The Aunt Karen

*cheu cheu cheu*

*skweek skweek skweek*

*cheu cheu cheu*

yess yesss yesssss
how fun it iss teu

Monkey Skweek

while also blaying

Aggie Football

and thiss wheek's game
whas blayed wif

no worries

Texas A&M 57

UTEP 7

[In fack...
I blayed the fourf quarter
wif my eyes closed]

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and that leads uss teu

Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature

what iss called

I amb Fanks Full for

Sundays

...

yess yessss
and

ub side down Sundays
are the best

butt
also
I deu enjoy

weekend training time

sbeshully
on a counta

I habbs now mastered my

Six Weabe Boles + A Jumb

thiss week

after a year ob 

only couting teu

f o u r

yess yess

Sunday whas a good day

what turned a bit wrong

when

The MomHandlerConciergeStaff

tooken teu be

b e r r y   i l l
ober and ub and all night
what did require
a bit ob sighing
and
boking my nose under the baffreum doorz
butt

...

that leads uss teu

Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature

what iss called

I amb Fanks Full for

Mondays

and

Momdays

teu be sure

I amb better serbed when

the Staff 

iss whell rested and in tib tob shabe

...

butt then again
I deu enjoy

a good lay-in

ass whell ass

an obborteunity teu deu

 good nurse work

and now I amb reminded teu tell yeu
a bit about

My Regular Feature

what iss called
I amb Fanks Full for

My Ackademia

...

and here iss me

receibing the news that

My Agility Class
iss rained out

butt

whee shood come teu

My Skool

for

Meubie Night

yess yesssss
I lubbs

My Skool

and

The Business Yard

iss a great blace teu
send and receibe weemail

 and
faxes ob course
....
I lubbs

The Agility Field

eben on a rainy night.

Fank Yeu

The Mom Handler

what habbs rised ub from the dead

teu bring me here

teu
whatch a meubie
...
uhhh

Smart Dog Training Center

habbs

comfy pheatre tybe seating

and

yeu what me
teu whatch from here???

...

o whell

the Handler learned a lot

from the

Agility Bideo

and

wif a class going on
n the arena

...

I learned a lot about

crate distrackshuns

and

staying calm 

when
the Mom can't see me
 I can't see

 the Mom Handler

 for
a n    h o u r   a n d   a   h a l f

...

boy o boy

I amb  Fanks Full for

the Mom Handler

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and that brings uss teu

Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature

what iss called

I amb Fanks Full for

Teusdays

...

yesss yesssss
I lubbs Teusdays

sbeshully when the Mom
feels better
eben iffin she goes back teu

the facktory

on a counta when she gets home

Me and The Handler

deu a bit ob

Training

and here I amb

bracktissing my

down / stay

*whisbers using golf course boice*

here I amb

learning the command

c h i l l

*knot meubing a muscle 

ecksebt my noggin*

and here iss the Mom Handler

circling round behind me

and

lining back ub

wif her milky white legs
and bare feetsies

and here

I amb

"all done"

[what signals finking training time iss finished]

and now here iss

Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature

what iss called

I amb Fanks Full for

Wednesdays

...

esbeshully on a counta

I know

there iss some fing sbeshull about
ebbery odder Wednesday

and teunight

some. fing. iss. definitely. ub.

and that some fing iss

The Mom's Handler's
Going Teu Skool ClobesGoing Teu Skool Sheus

yesss yessss
I know

whee are juss biding our time

on a counta
in juss moments

whee whill board
the trolley

 for
Obedience Class
at

My Skool

...

and

after Monday Night

I amb knot so habby about

little reum at skool time

butt

the Mom Handler

 comes back teu reward me

stebs away
for

a few minutes

 and comes back teu

release me

and now I muss say
I lubbs my the Mom Handler
...
and

I amb Fanks Full for

My Wonder Full Instrucktors

I lubbs them.

I deu.

and while

teunight whas knot my finest hour
...
I amb in couraged.

I know I can work harder
and berform better
neckst time
[I deu hobes]
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and that brings uss teu

Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature

what iss called

I amb Fanks Full for

Fursdays

...

 and
Fursday being my day off
I deu enjoy
walkings

 and
shneufings

and
bleu skies 

and

lolling

and that brings uss teu

A Berry Sbeshull
FURSday
Game Feature

what I call

FURS Buzzle

FURS Buzzle 1 

FURS Buzzle 2

Now it's yeur guess

...
Name My FURS
...
yess yessss

and now sbeaking ob
fun

that brings uss teu

a berry sbeshull feature

what iss called

Guess Wheu Came outta No Where

and

Made An Unscheduled Abbearance

[and seriously no one knows how he got here
or where he came from]

knot on
the reuf tob

knot down the chimney

juss right here
yess yessss
...
Santa habbs landed in
Our Libbing Reum.
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and that brings me round teu

Our Sbeshull Nobember Feature

what iss called

I amb Fanks Full for

 F R I D A Y S

and one ob my faboritest fings
about Fridays iss
our regular feature
what iss called
Stuff About My Friday
...
and here iss
me
when
the Mom comes Home

 and here
iss me when
my little reum door iss obened

and here
iss me when
* r e l e a s e *

*whooooop*
I amb Fanks Full for
Grocery Day

lotsa bags 

 eudles ob shmells

 and ass always
a bose wif the leut

and once

the treasures
are all but away

whee settle in teu
some

Habby Monkey Friday

 I amb
dolled ub
kicked back
and
getting my cheu on

letting the Mom

*chill*
and whaiting for some fun filled

Out ob Door Tribs

teu deu some
Hunting

*hunting*

*shneufing*
for some
good shmells

 Really. Good. Shmells.

 Really. Really. Good. Shmells.

Really

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and that bring uss teu

our somewhat sbeshull regular feature

what iss called

My Friday
[Sock Monkey]
Photo Sheut

 I amb sitting bretty
and
looking serious

 yess

*shy*

 *stoick*

*kind* 

 *gentle*

 *skeptickal*

digging deeb inteu
that emotional blace
I call
Reulander
iss
hard work
so

I amb berry Fanks Full for

my release command

 and when

I discubber
 no one iss holding my string

wheu heu

and then
 *come*

and

I'm back.
...
whshhew

Whee juss remembered
Veteran's Day
iss right round the corner.
...
I habbs redressed
and
bersuaded
the Chef
that is time for

Our Regular Feature
what iss called
The Fiday Night Dinner Blate

*famished*

wif the time change
I swear
my dinner iss serbed
an hour late

I mean
I but my order in at the right time
butt
the serbice here iss running
a good hour late

butt
that's it

it iss ub there
in my bowl

 salmon and legumes kibbles

baked breast ob the chick chickwatermelon

 yess yessss
saying

Grace and Fanks Fulls

 and here iss
My Friday Night Dinner Sbeshull
baired wif
My Ozarka Sbring Waters

*release get it* 

and now

...
time for

Our Regular Feature

what iss called

The Friday Night
After Dinner Outing

 *hunting*

 *hunting* 

  *hunting*

  *hunting*

  *hunting*

  *hunting*

 *hunting* 

  *hunting*

 *hunting* 

 *hunting* 

 *hunting* 

 *hunting* 

 *hunting*

hahahahaha

ok
and now for some fing different

*hunting some fing different*

 and that brings me teu
Our Sbeshull Holiday Feature
what iss called
My Veterans Day
Photo Sheut

and while my photos
cood nebber ebber brobberly serbe
teu honor
Our Nation's Heroes
ubon
Thiss Great Holiday

 berhabs
what iss in my heart
deus
some amount ob justice

yess yesss

I amb berry Fanks Full for
the many sacrifices ob
Our Veterans.

 *alert*

 *ignore the surrounding eddible greens*

*shmeuchable camera zeum*

and now that brings uss teu

our regular sbeshull feature

what iss called

What It's Like
teu
Nab Wif Reufus

hahaha

yeah

wif me

 I amb a bit ob a

L A B
b o y

a bit
c l i n g y 

 I deu lubbs
the close ub

any chance teu lean

any chance teu shmuggle

any chance teu beg seduce imblore hybnotize

 wheu heu
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
*mono tone hybnotickal boice*
Yeu  now  realize
it  iss  time  for
The Friday Night Cheu

 yess yess
 I amb berry Fanks Full that
it iss
t i m e

 yibby yibby
*dancing wif the bully stick baton*

ahhhhh
the bully stick cheu

yess yesss
a good cheu
frees the mind

and
Friday Night Wrights
begins teu flow.

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and now ass
thiss edition
comes teu a close,
it iss time for
my regular feature
what iss called
My Foughts and Brayers

Teunight

I amb finking ob

My Cousins

Hamish and Paco

wheu need
Our Brayers 

...

and 

in my heart

...

I mourn the sudden bassing

ob

My Sweet Cousin Freyja

now

Angel Freyja ATB

...
I amb debastated
and the debf of my lubbs goes out teu
My Berry Sbeshull Aunt Mimi
wif the berry sad and broken heart
I know
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and
now also wif
My Aunt Valerie
I mourn the bassing ob
The Berry Sweet Miss Charm

Golden Angel ATB

*mourn full sigh*
yes yesss
...
 I amb berry Fanks Full for
my life
my lubbs
My Friends

Blease teu Hug yeur Lubbed Ones.
Blease teu Count yeur Blessings.
Nebber Ebber let a Moment slib by
wifout
Fanks.