Friday Night Wrights: Our Christmas Week Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

fasting yeur seat belts

grab yeur self a snack and a drinky

and

make yeur self comfy

I bresent for yeu

Our

Christmas Week Edition
...

and now for

our regular feature

what iss called

how whee started out

our holiday wheek

...

wif a traditional

Saturday morning lay-in

ob course

followed by
a second breakfast
ob
frenchy toast for the Mom
and
sgrambled eggs

zib zib zib

sgrambled eggs
for
the me

yess yesss
*gobble gobble*

o how

I lubbs a second breakfast

barkticularly on

a rainy day

and
look look
at long last
a berry sbeshull gift
arribed

the Mom sbent the day
wif
chores
and
I did hanging out
in
my little reum

and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Sunday In The Kitching

yess yesss
that's where whee sbent
our Sunday

where

the Mom Baker

whas

mixing

rolling

cookie cutting

and

baking

and

I whas whatching
cookie teebee

in

the drob zone

  insbecking

each and ebbery cookie

in

each and ebbery batch

yess yesss
and
taste testing
for quality control burboses
only
*nods*

whee also did get

outside

for a bit

it whas still a bit
gleumy

butt it whas knot
raining

and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Monday Before Christmas

and whell
whee started off by
baking the rest ob
The Christmas Cookies

and then
whee obened
a gift teu the Mom

what turned out teu be
a dog cookie baking kit

it habbs
cookie cutters
icing skwirters

recibes

and
a kind ob
George Foreman Cookie Grill

eubsy
here I amb sticking my head in
Uncle Tom's Gift

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

A Berry Surbrise Trolley Trib

o yeah

whee are going out teu lunch

or or or

may be whee are going

lass minute Christmas shobbing

or or or

...

no no no

say it ain't so

butt
yesssss
the Trolley did stob
at
Dirty Hairy's Dog Wash

where
I fought the baff
like
a rabid ninja

...
knot my finest hour
...

yesss yessss
I but ub the fight ob my life
and eben I
habbs teu admit
...
I gibben asses a bad name

and then

once whashed

dried

brushed

fluffed

and

pawdicured

and

back in the Trolley

...

the Mom tole me

"Yeu juss sabed Santa a trib"

I wood like teu say
that
here I amb hanging my head in shame

butt treuf fully
I whas juss still
mad
...
and berry frankly
ecksauceted
from the fight

I whas berry habby
teu
de-board the Trolley
at
Home

...
WHEU whas THAT BOY
at the dog whash
...
no no
dear Santa
it certainly whas
knot
Sweet Little Me

and now

speaking ob

Santa

that brings uss teu

our berry sbeshull feature

what iss called

Christmas Ebe

...

the Mom got out early

teu deu

a bit ob shobbing

and

here iss me when she arribed back

home

and here iss me
racing teu
check the backages and barcels

thiss bag says
BetsMart
*shniff shniff shniff*

and then one wonderful fing
iss our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Sun Shine

yess yesss
our lawn creu
came by teu deu some
make ub work
...
eubsy
here I amb eating shrubs

right. in. front. ob. Santa. the Mom.

and here iss me saying
"o yeu know yeu lubbs me"

and then
away
I run

*ribbing and rombing*

and
*racing back when called*

o how fun it iss teu
stretch yeur legs in the sun shine
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
the Mom's gift teu the Mom

hahaha
she but the bocks in the chair
and
I auto matickally bosed.

yess yess
a Kyeurig K-Cub Hot Drink Maker
and here I amb wif
the furst drink

hot chocklick

and ass good ass it shmelled

I did knot get

knot eben one lab ob the tung

no no knot one

...

and so then when

the Mom Gift Wrabber

insisted that

she did knot kneed my helb

...

I sbended a bit ob time

in my little reum

butt
when my tummy the clock struck
Fibe O Clock

I ess-courted the Mom Chef
teu
the kitching

bringing uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Christmas Ebe Dinner

Salmon and Legume Kibbles
Carrots, Beas, Green Beans
Botatoes and Corn
wif
a drizzle ob
Grizzly Salmon Oil

yesss yessss
The Christmas Ebe Dinner Blate
baired ob course
wif
Ozarka Sbring Waters

and
here I amb
forgetting

and here I amb
remembering

*mmmmmmm*

and now

whee are out for

our after dinner business trib

and

look look

what's that in the sky

iss it
cood it be
...
Santa's Trail

eu eu eu
I need teu get
tucked in my bed

sugar blum time

right, Mom?

o
a time teu enjoy
our tree's lights

and
sugar blum time
right, Mom?

ahhhhh
bully stick time

knot a better whay
teu
relacks

let by gones be by gones
sbrawl out on my binky
and
track the Santa

and then ob course
when
the radar indicates
Santa iss in Iceland

I make 

my final blea
teu
the Mom Santa

I amb
a berry nice and sweet boy.
I mean
look in these
berry nice boy eyes

and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Sugar Blum Time

yess yessss
once thiss berry sweet boy
whas fasst a sweeb
...
Santa came down our
whell... whee don't habbs a chimney
so
he mights habbs slibbed down
the water heater bent
or maybe eben frew a window
or eben the back door
I don't know
butt butt butt
I digress

the imbortant fing
iss
look look look

and that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Christmas Morning
...
whee a rose
like ebbery odder morning
I etted my breakfasts
and
did my businesses
and then
...
I discubbered
Santa's Gifts

I bicked
the Elf
furst

and then
I tooken the Elf back
and got
the RainDeer

o
I deu lubbs him

butt then

I tooken him back

and got

the Santa

and tooken him teu

the big bed

where I did agree

teu try on my neu

Aggie Tee

what
though it might be
XL

fits me like
the fin card board
ober
a can ob biskits

*pop*

and now

that brings uss teu

our holiday feature

what iss called

My Stocking

thiss iss
M I N E

and
Santa filled it for
M E

on a counta
nice boys get
Stocking Stuffings

and
look look look

there iss
four bags ob
My Little Wolf
bork treats

and
teu bags ob
Nutro Bomegranite Treats

and
one bag ob
Freutables Abble Bacon Treats

and
what the atche eee double hockey sticks
...
greuming shizzors

and
on the bright and more ettible side
...
green bean can lids
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
thiss berry sbeshull moment
when
I wood juss like teu say
...
"I lubbs yeu, Mommy"

...

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull holiday feature

what iss called

The Day After Christmas

...

yess yesss

whee swebt a good sweeb

woke ub teu a lazy morning

followed by

a fun holiday photo sheut

yess yesss
call it
a model iss born teu be photographed
or
call it
I lubbs the yummies in my tummies
butt
I deu lubbs a photo sheut

and here I amb wif
Santa's Leut
wif the ecksebshun ob
Charlie Brown
wheu habbs gone suddenly missing

The bicksher abubb
tooken from the bedreum
ob me
whaiting on the sofa
whas tooken by the Mom Photographer
while searching
high and low
for the missing Brown

whee buts out a
A.B.B. for the C.B.
and then get on wif
our sheut

a berry emotional morning
for
boaf ob us
...
whee attembt
a selfy

and bisit

all the many memories

on

our tree

...

incleuding

my first ornament

whee also brebare

a dockumentary

a teur ob sorts

mark yeur calendars

Coming Soon

...

it whas

a bit ob a lazy day

butt

whee did

admire

and then

but most ob our gifts a way

ecksebt for
thiss gift

what
whee did bair wif
the big baggy

wooby quality

jim jams

and then

the Mom did but on

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull holiday feature

what iss called

Our Day After Christmas Nab

... and ...
... look ...
whee ... found
Charlie Brown

*zzz zzzzzzz zz zzz zzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz*
and when
the Mom a whoke
where whas Reufus

what whas he deuing

o my
look at the time
and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
The Day After Christmas Dinner

Salmon and Legume Kibbles
Fried Turkey
wif
A Drizzle ob Grizzly Salmon Oil
and
sbring waters ob course

and then

whee are

O U T

teu shniff and inbestigate
all the many holes

what
the naughty squirrels
habbs wrought

business conduckted
and
a bit ob freedome

round behind the bench

down the walk

back when called
and
a quick hedge-itable snack

and
I N
blease

and that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
My Christmas Gifts Photo Sheut
...
and here I amb wif
my berry furst gifts

from
My Aunt Karen

a berry fun

 multi skweeky monkey stuffy

and

a awesomely cute

Monkey Santa

leash

I lubbs them
...
and here I amb wif
gifts from
My Aunt Dav

a memory foam
bone shabed rug
what
the Mom and I
boaf lubb

and
a berry berry berry cute
Habby Howlidays
bag

wif
Golden Rebresentayshun
ob course

and then also
a colleckshun ob
Bink Toys

R teu L
Bink Dragon
Bink Sheeb
and
A [brand neu] Still Talking Bink Mister Bubbles

yess yesss
ebbery body knows
B I N K
iss my faborite color

and
I amb man enough
teu
claim it
...
and sbeaking ob
claiming it
here I amb wif
my Christmas dish towel
and
bone treats

yess yess

ass yeu can tell

I habbs habbed

a wonder full

Christmas

...

and now

I habbs sabed
the berry best for last

a gift from
My Uncle Mart

Schwan's Doggie Sundaes

o boy o boy o boy

I can hardly whait teu
D I G   I N

*a n t i s s i b a y s h u n*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

the day after the day after

Christmas

and

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

whee were
a bit lazy 

butt then

the Mom

did go off teu deu

facktory related fings

like

looking at

thiss stuff

 and also
that stuff

and then

she came home teu me

butt

it whas

L A T E

...

so whee juss did

thiss

One Naked Photo Sheut

I whill knot look at the camera. 

 I whill knot.

 ok
I whill
butt
I whill hide my ears.

 and then
when I can hide them no more
I whill
turn my head

I whill ignore yeu. 

I whill. 

Really. 

I wood continue teu ignore yeu

butt

that iss imbossible

in
the kitching

yess yess
it. isss. that.
time. 

the time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu 

 Thiss iss it.

 and
I amb showing it off.

yesssssssss

nuffing says lubbs

like
a cheu

...

and now

I wood like teu

take a moment

bring down the house lights

and tell yeu

a story

...

yeu see

ebbery single day

my the Mom wears

a berry sbeshull necklace

she began wearing

the Luke

necklace

Christmas 2008

their first Christmas teugeffer

and

closely following

their Hurricane Ike Adbenture

and

Mast Cell Teumor Surgery

and

treatment decisions

...

brior teu Christmas 2008

the Mom

wore the same necklace

inscribted

"Protect Comet"

...

at the time

it whas a huge steb

a monyeumental transition

a berry emotional commitment

teu

The Luke

teu

build ubon the love
and
bass on the honor
...
and so it iss
wif
the weepy weepies in my eye balls

and
the jiggly wigglies in my tummy

I gibbs teu
My The Mom

a gift

our new silber disk

adorned wif

a bearl

...

a symbol of

our commitment

and

she whill make the transition

when she iss emotionally ready

[she might wear all ob the necklaces
 teugeffer for a while]

- - - - -

and now
ass I lay me down to sweeb

my foughts turn teu the needs ob my friends

...

in my heart and brayers

are

Adonis Greyhound

...

Miss Sugar

the lubbly lubb ob our the Luke

and
My Aunt Sheila, Uncle Bob
and Cousin Emma
...
yeu see
My Cousin Hamish
left uss for
The Bridge
yesterday

whee are heartbroken here
butt
there iss
A Barty at The Bridge
...
Sophie is doting on her Hamish.
The Bleu iss showing Hamish
the butterflies and flower gardens
and
The Luke is showing him the robes
reading him the reules
and
all in all
reassuring him
...
Whee whill all be Teugeffer
again
Some Day