Friday, December 20, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: Home for The Holidays Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Our
Home for The Holly Days Edition
yess yesss
it habbs been
a berry unebent full wheek
for me

on a counta
the Mom habbs worked
her tookus
off

in the hobes teu sbend
teu delight full wheeks
wif
her lubb
her main skweeze
her neumero euno
her
...
ME

yess yessssssssss
...
and now
wifout furfer a dyeu
I bresent
our regular feature
what iss called
O How I Lubbs a Wheekend Morning
on a counta
many reasons
incleuding
...
my second breakfast
reules
here yeu whill see
me
wif
sgrambled eggs
and
*gulb*
B A C O N
yesssssss
 *nom nom burb tell the Mom I lubbs her*
...
and then all so iss
o how I lubbs
a wheekend lay-in
 sbeshully when
my belly iss full ob
sgrambled eggs and bacon
...
no
really
I mean it.
Teu breakfastesses
and
a lay-in
 mornings
deu knot roll round
better than thiss
o
and
it iss best teu
lay ass close teu
iffin knot on tob ob
yeur lubb 
yess yessss
 nuffing says lubbing
like
a baw
 a stiff arm
 a berry bersistant
stiff arm
breferably wif
yeur lubb's nose
in yeur arm bit
...
and iffin
that
iss knot lodjistically bossible
certainly
baw teu cheek
says
...
hey yeu
make yeur self yeuseful and rub my belly

I lubbs yeu SO berry much
o yesss
wheekends are heabenly
butt
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Stuff about My Wheek

...
and here
I amb
still working on

my hedg-itarianism
 my o my
how I lubbs
a good hedge 
and here
I amb
working on
my hearing
*come*
look look
I amb 
yess yessss
what
a good boy I amb
it whas
a kinda boring
butt stress full wheek

wif
the facktory demands
the horrid traffick
and
the Mom getting home late
butt
a highlight
whas
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
My Christmas Cards
 whee habbs been
disblaying them on
My Christmas Card Wreaf
 and here I amb
rearranging them
I lubbs
each and ebbery one
just ass
I treasure
My Friendshibs
and
they lift uss ub
on our tiredest days
 and sbeshully when
whee habbs a sad
 fank yeu all
for
yeur lubbs
sweet whishes
and
kind foughts


...
I bromise
I whill habbs
the Staff
rearrange the cards
so
I can once again
see them
all
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
flobbing wif Santa
 thiss
iss
how yeu deu it
 ho ho ho
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
at long lasst
it iss
F R I D A Y
yess yesssss
ebbery single fing
iss
better
on
Friday
...
now
ass many ob yeu know
my the Mom
tybickally whorks
half days at the facktory
on Fridays

butt
she iss trying teu take
most ob the neckst teu wheeks
off
whitch she habbs nebber ebber done
so
...
she whorked
a full day
 what did berry seriously
cut in teu
 my Friday
what did bre-embt
our traditional fambily nab
butt
on the bright side
she did bring home
her bresent from a co-worker
Our First Gift
 what o what o what
cood it be
 the tag says
teu yeu
 butt
I'm sure
it's a tybo
...
juss look
 yess yessss
 juss
look
 knot juss toys
there iss
cookies
 and
a gift card
a gift card
teu
ReufusMart
and

eben more sbeshull
...
a donation teu
Golden Retrieber Rescue ob Houston 
 what a sbeshull gift
...
I fink I may sbeak for
the Mom
when I say
whee lubbs it
 and sbeaking ob
fings whee lubbs

...
that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull holiday feature

what iss called
I Got a Backage in The Mail
 yess yesssss
My Name
iss on the enbelobe
 now
let's oben it
yess yessss
in side
iss what whee hobed
 As Good As Gold
2014 Calendar
wif many fanks teu my
Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
and
Cousins Hamish and Emma 

for
the berry sbeshull card
and
thiss GReat calendar
what the Mom treuly treasures
 and that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
My Home during The Holidays
 thiss here
iss
my tree
 My Tree
wif
My Ornaments
 isn't it bretty
I deu lubbs it
yess yessss
whee habbs
a feel good house
butt
my house feels best
at
Christmas 
 and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
I gibbs yeu a teur ob
Our Christmas Decorations
 and here iss
Our Santa Seut Chair
butt now
let's take it
outside
...
here iss
My Wreaf
 and while
the Mom
the Out Door Decoration Staff
phoned it in thiss year
wif
juss these pity full
reindeers
I fink I might bersuade
the Mom
the Staff
teu but them ub
at thiss late date
thiss wheekend
and iffin knot
whee still habbs
holiday fun
in ob doors
including
...
F R O S T Y
 and then all so
D A N C E R
yess yessss
 D A S H E R   and   D A N C E R
 and teu
My Reuster
he habbs nuffing teu deu wif
Christmas
butt
hee iss
My Reuster 
and I lubbs him
butt I digress
...
D A S H E R   and   D A N C E R
and then teu
there iss
gift wrab central
what looks a bit like
a holly day bomb
whent off
 so
let's meub on
here iss
My Bar
 [blease teu ecks-kuse the slibbery floor and my leg kick]
wif
Our Bar Santa and Snow Man
 and
in the holly day sbirit
here iss
my whagging tale tail
and now
follow me
back teu
the libbing reum
 where
here iss
My Stocking
 and now
I bring yeu teu
Our Gift Storage Central
...
*ahem*
*nods*
Mose beobles deu yeuse
these fings
for
ecksersize
 butt currently
it iss serbing ass
 our gift storage
and
sorting area
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the Mom needs some down time
 "a bit"
she says
 "some sbace"
she says
 "worn out"
she says
 "fibe minutes"
she says
 "blease"
she says
"I'm begging Yeu"
she says
 "OK"
she says
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
Salmon & Legume Kibbles
wif aGrizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle
tobbed wif
Fresh
Strawberries and Pineabbles
Cantaloubes and Honey Dews
 o yeah
that's it
mine
right ub there
what muss I deu for it
*sit* 
 yibbee
and
whee are offf
baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Waters
dinner iss serbed 
 *sit and eye contack*
 [I amb SUCH a good boy]
 and
here I amb
nomming on my noms
 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outting
 it iss 5pm
 the sky iss
berry berry ober casst
our flash iss off
so
our bickshers are
blurrr rr rry 
 a nodder wheek gone by
and here iss
my becan tree
 her leabes are mosely gone
butt
here iss
Squirrel Nesst One - Norf
 Squirrel Nesst Teu - Central Norf West
 Squirrel Nesst Free - Souf West
 and here iss
me
darting for
a hedge-itarian snack
 *chomb chomb chomb*
and for some reason
the Mom made me go
in
ob doors
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
a rebeat ob
our regular feature
what iss called
the Mom needs some down time
 so
I amb helbing her habbs it
 by
laying in her lab
and
s t r e t c h i n g
out 
 until
she decides teu deu
odder fings
at which time
I begin teu
yeuse
my bowers 
 ob
suggestion
 teu tell
the time
teu her
 yesssss
blease
it isss
time 
for
yeu know what 
that's right 
our regular feature
what iss called
The Fiday Night Cheu 
 o yeah
 check it out
and
whatch me
cheu it down 

ahhhhhhhh
- - - - -
and now ass
thiss beautiful night
comes teu a close
...
my foughts turn teu
L U B B S

my foughts turn teu
Y E U
Tis the Season ob
Whishes
and

I whish Yeu
Habbiness
and
Good Healf

12 comments:

  1. A MERRY TROUT TOWNE CHRISTMAS
    A Merry Trout Towne Christmas, anda Happy New Yeer two
    We wish ewe health, happee nezz, anda trout in everee shoo
    az we look bak upon thiz yeer, we hafta give sum THANX
    Yur friendship rockz, R loves two ewe, put fish in toy let tankz
    Heerz ta sea bass on yur plate, case goods at yur front door
    Rememburr…due knot eat… de burd, coz ewe’ll bee hurlin on de floor
    May ewe find salmon in yur dish, fresh flounder on yur walls
    A mackerull in everee pot, canz oh toona in all de hallz
    Hope ya open up de pantree, N find it filled with sole
    May yur lives bee blessed in everee way, peace out rock on N role

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  2. pea ezz...we hope ewe getz thiz message..we high jacked a computerz. ok bye jack.....

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  3. pea ezz N ezz....bee for we free de computerz we wanted ta say we signed on to get sum mail that had sum pee N dood..itz knot werkin for sum reezon.....see ya next week N merry Christmas!

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  5. Merriest of Christmas's to you Reufus - and to your the Mom too!! I surely hope that you can keep her entertained durin' her whole TWO weeks away from the factory and that she will not go into factory withdrawal. My Mom would not know how to act! No, no .....she would not know how to act, but she would sure like to try. yesss, yessss!

    Looking forward to hearin' what other FUN you do while your Mom is home for the holidays.
    Woofs and merry slobbers,
    Chester ;-)

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  6. I think Khousin Geufy is lakhking in the froggeh gene!

    I see much spoiling in the khard over the next feu weeks!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWoo: Thanks fur the GReat khard - I khan't wait to show Khousin Geufy when he khomes to visit!

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  7. Hey Reuf, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and The Mom.
    Thanks for the great tour of your house with all the Christmas decorations.
    Enjoy your staycation with The Mom.

    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob'
    Cousins Hamish & Emma

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  8. Mom is excited to have time off too this week! We hope you got our card? Merry Merry Christmas!

    Monty and Harlow

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  9. J and I wish for a blessed Christmas for you and The Mom! God Bless you BOTH!

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  10. Murray Kitmas and Happy Gnu Year! :) I luvs u a jillion!

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  11. May your Christmas day be filled with togetherness, peace and the deep joy of being surrounded by all of the important treasures of the Universe. Merry Christmas.

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