Friday Night Wrights: Home for The Holidays Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Our

Home for The Holly Days Edition

yess yesss
it habbs been
a berry unebent full wheek
for me

on a counta
the Mom habbs worked
her tookus
off

in the hobes teu sbend
teu delight full wheeks
wif
her lubb
her main skweeze
her neumero euno
her
...
ME

yess yessssssssss
...
and now
wifout furfer a dyeu
I bresent
our regular feature
what iss called

O How I Lubbs a Wheekend Morning

on a counta
many reasons
incleuding
...
my second breakfast
reules

here yeu whill see
me
wif
sgrambled eggs
and
*gulb*
B A C O N

yesssssss

 *nom nom burb tell the Mom I lubbs her*
...
and then all so iss
o how I lubbs
a wheekend lay-in

 sbeshully when
my belly iss full ob

sgrambled eggs and bacon
...
no
really
I mean it.

Teu breakfastesses
and
a lay-in

 mornings
deu knot roll round
better than thiss

o
and
it iss best teu
lay ass close teu
iffin knot on tob ob
yeur lubb 

yess yessss
 nuffing says lubbing
like
a baw

 a stiff arm

 a berry bersistant
stiff arm
breferably wif
yeur lubb's nose

in yeur arm bit
...
and iffin
that
iss knot lodjistically bossible
certainly
baw teu cheek
says
...
hey yeu
make yeur self yeuseful and rub my belly
I lubbs yeu SO berry much

o yesss
wheekends are heabenly
butt
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Stuff about My Wheek

...
and here
I amb
still working on

my hedg-itarianism

 my o my
how I lubbs
a good hedge 

and here
I amb
working on
my hearing
*come*

look look
I amb 

yess yessss
what
a good boy I amb

it whas
a kinda boring
butt stress full wheek
wif
the facktory demands
the horrid traffick
and
the Mom getting home late
butt
a highlight
whas
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
My Christmas Cards

 whee habbs been
disblaying them on
My Christmas Card Wreaf

 and here I amb
rearranging them

I lubbs
each and ebbery one
just ass
I treasure
My Friendshibs

and
they lift uss ub
on our tiredest days

 and sbeshully when
whee habbs a sad

 fank yeu all
for
yeur lubbs
sweet whishes
and
kind foughts

...
I bromise
I whill habbs
the Staff
rearrange the cards

so
I can once again
see them
all
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
flobbing wif Santa

 thiss
iss
how yeu deu it

 ho ho ho
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
at long lasst
it iss
F R I D A Y

yess yesssss
ebbery single fing
iss
better
on
Friday
...
now
ass many ob yeu know
my the Mom
tybickally whorks
half days at the facktory
on Fridays

butt
she iss trying teu take
most ob the neckst teu wheeks
off
whitch she habbs nebber ebber done
so
...
she whorked
a full day

 what did berry seriously
cut in teu

 my Friday

what did bre-embt
our traditional fambily nab
butt
on the bright side
she did bring home
her bresent from a co-worker
Our First Gift

 what o what o what
cood it be

 the tag says
teu yeu

 butt
I'm sure
it's a tybo
...
juss look

 yess yessss

 juss
look

 knot juss toys
there iss
cookies

 and
a gift card

a gift card
teu
ReufusMart
and
eben more sbeshull
...
a donation teu
Golden Retrieber Rescue ob Houston 

 what a sbeshull gift
...
I fink I may sbeak for
the Mom
when I say
whee lubbs it

 and sbeaking ob
fings whee lubbs

...
that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull holiday feature

what iss called
I Got a Backage in The Mail

 yess yesssss
My Name
iss on the enbelobe

 now
let's oben it
yess yessss
in side
iss what whee hobed

 As Good As Gold
2014 Calendar

wif many fanks teu my
Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob

and
Cousins Hamish and Emma 

for
the berry sbeshull card
and
thiss GReat calendar
what the Mom treuly treasures

 and that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
My Home during The Holidays

 thiss here
iss
my tree

 My Tree
wif
My Ornaments

 isn't it bretty

I deu lubbs it

yess yessss
whee habbs
a feel good house
butt
my house feels best
at
Christmas 

 and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
I gibbs yeu a teur ob
Our Christmas Decorations

 and here iss
Our Santa Seut Chair

butt now
let's take it
outside
...
here iss
My Wreaf

 and while
the Mom
the Out Door Decoration Staff
phoned it in thiss year
wif
juss these pity full
reindeers

I fink I might bersuade
the Mom
the Staff
teu but them ub
at thiss late date
thiss wheekend

and iffin knot
whee still habbs
holiday fun
in ob doors
including
...
F R O S T Y

 and then all so
D A N C E R

yess yessss
 D A S H E R   and   D A N C E R

 and teu
My Reuster

he habbs nuffing teu deu wif
Christmas
butt
hee iss
My Reuster 

and I lubbs him
butt I digress
...
D A S H E R   and   D A N C E R

and then teu
there iss
gift wrab central
what looks a bit like
a holly day bomb
whent off

 so
let's meub on
here iss
My Bar

 [blease teu ecks-kuse the slibbery floor and my leg kick]
wif
Our Bar Santa and Snow Man

 and
in the holly day sbirit
here iss
my whagging tale tail

and now
follow me
back teu
the libbing reum

 where
here iss
My Stocking

 and now
I bring yeu teu
Our Gift Storage Central
...
*ahem*
*nods*
Mose beobles deu yeuse
these fings
for
ecksersize

 butt currently
it iss serbing ass

 our gift storage
and
sorting area

*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the Mom needs some down time

 "a bit"
she says

 "some sbace"
she says

 "worn out"
she says

 "fibe minutes"
she says

 "blease"
she says

"I'm begging Yeu"
she says

 "OK"
she says
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

Salmon & Legume Kibbles

wif aGrizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle
tobbed wif
Fresh
Strawberries and Pineabbles
Cantaloubes and Honey Dews

 o yeah
that's it
mine
right ub there

what muss I deu for it
*sit* 

 yibbee
and
whee are offf

baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Waters
dinner iss serbed 

 *sit and eye contack*

 [I amb SUCH a good boy]

 and
here I amb
nomming on my noms

 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outting

 it iss 5pm

 the sky iss
berry berry ober casst

our flash iss off
so
our bickshers are
blurrr rr rry 

 a nodder wheek gone by
and here iss
my becan tree

 her leabes are mosely gone
butt
here iss
Squirrel Nesst One - Norf

 Squirrel Nesst Teu - Central Norf West

 Squirrel Nesst Free - Souf West

 and here iss
me
darting for
a hedge-itarian snack

 *chomb chomb chomb*

and for some reason
the Mom made me go
in
ob doors
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
a rebeat ob
our regular feature
what iss called
the Mom needs some down time

 so
I amb helbing her habbs it

 by
laying in her lab

and
s t r e t c h i n g
out 

 until
she decides teu deu
odder fings

at which time
I begin teu
yeuse
my bowers 

 ob
suggestion

 teu tell
the time
teu her

 yesssss
blease

it isss
time 

for
yeu know what 

that's right 

our regular feature
what iss called
The Fiday Night Cheu 

 o yeah

 check it out

and
whatch me
cheu it down 

ahhhhhhhh
- - - - -
and now ass
thiss beautiful night
comes teu a close
...
my foughts turn teu
L U B B S

my foughts turn teu

Y E U

Tis the Season ob
Whishes
and

I whish Yeu
Habbiness
and
Good Healf