Friday Night Wrights: The Fat Goose Edition

Habby Friday

Merry Christmas

and

Welcome

teu our

The Fat Goose Edition

yess yesss

Christmas
iss coming

the goose iss getting fat

and

whee habbs been berry busy

wif

holiday busy nesses

butt first

I bresent for yeu

our regular feature

what iss called

I deu lubbs

a Saturday Morning

a nice lazy lay-in
is juss
seuber

butt
my berry berry mose faboritest
iss
a second breakfast

ob
sgrambled eggs
and
bacon Bacon BACON 

 yess yesss
etted
in
the big bed reum

mmm mmmmmm...
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
oben
bandora's
The Christmas Closet

and

 bull out all ob 

the Christmas crab decorations

and
deu teu my
penchant for mischief
young age
and
the Mom's laziness busy schedule

whee edited
by bulling juss a few fings
from each ob the bockses
yess yess
the Mom made her seleckshuns

and
I made mine

 and
offffffff
I did run

 hahaha
the first decoration
habbs been blaced
on
the Mom's noggin
...
and
thiss is my reackshun
teu
that fluffy ball dangling
a side her head

 hahaha
...
butting fings here and there

iss
hard work

and it calls for
genius seuberbisory skills 

 yess yessssss
...
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular Saturday feature

 what
for lack ob a better term
whee refer teu
ass
Texas Aggie Football

 yess yess
the season
habbs been
a bit ob
a disabbointment

 butt
I but on my neck ware

and
whee whatch the game
...
some times from
the back yard

  thiss wheek's game

whas

a close one

butt
in the end
whee did fall teu mizzeu
Aggies 21 - tiggers 28
beu

and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
stuff whee got done
during
the game
...
whee but a bunch ob
"no no knot yeurs"
on
The Reufus Christmas Tree

and

here iss a glimbse

wif out the flatch

the Decorator
cood knot find
the bag ob hanger fingies
so
whee whent teu
the big bed

 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
wif
a holiday twist

what iss called
Stuff I Did on Sunday
...
I did a bit ob a lay-in wif the Mom
I ett a wee serbing ob french toast what the Chef did serbe
I seuberbised the House Keeber keeb the house
I helbed the Decorator decorate the tree
and
I snuck ub and did a lay-on
on
the by-in-by-tayshun-only sofa

 and
when ebbery fing whas ub ubon
My Tree
...
out ob the bag
what the ornament hanger fingies
came home in
whas
My Faborite Martian Santa
head ware

 and
since I whas on
the by-in-by-tayshun-only sofa

 I did feel obliged

 teu
blay along

and
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
My First
2013 Holiday Photo Sheut

 I gets berry ecksited
when
I see and hear
My Christmas Wardrobe

 I amb
a bit abbrehensibbs

 about
being so close teu
and
habbing my back teu
My Tree

 yess yesss
it iss
My Tree
on a counta
ebbery single
"no no knot yeurs"

iss
a dog
a Golden
or fings whee lubbs

and
gibben teu me
and
Wellington, Comet, Luke and Bleu
wheu all art in Heaben

yess yesss

I amb quite

the Holiday Model

and
errrrr
Elf 

and
here I amb bosing
wif
Santa's Bag 

 what
my the Aunt Karen
did
gibbs me

 "smile if yeu habbs been naughty"

I ask yeu
...
iss thiss the face
ob
a naughty boy 

I mean
...
forget all yeu habbs
heard
and
read

and besides
...
I habbs a
iron tight ally-by

and
good legal clownsel
*clears froat*
carrotker whitnesses abbreciated
- - - - -
and
*quick distrackshun teck-neek*
that brings uss teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
The Stockings Were Hung

on the cabinet

wif
care
on a counta

whee deu knot habbs a chim-a-knee

bickshered here
l teu r
Me.
Stockings for
Me. The Mom. The Luke. Miss Comet. The Bleu.

*sniffles and tears*

Christmas

iss

a time ob 

lubbs

and

memories.

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Odder Stuff about My Week

incleuding

My Ackademia

...

My Agility Class iss finished for the year.

My Obedience Class met Wednesday night

where I got an

E for Effort

and

H for Habbiness

in odder news
the Mom worked hard at the Facktory

whee blayed. whee trained.
and
whee shmuggled.

 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
wif
a home rebair twist
what iss called
My Friday

yeu see
whee whoke ub wif
thiss garage door

circus 1953

job built

and

original teu our house
...

our door's hardware

broke itself lass year

and

whee sbent 400 smackereus

custom fabrimicating a ficks

and then a cubble ob monfs ago

a roller broke

so

*bows head and blaces Santa hat ober heart*

the ole girl

*sniffle*

habbed teu go.

and wif
bain in my heart
grief on my mind

 and

a home rebair brojeck in baw

...

I did sneuberbise

 now
the Mom did try teu distrack me

by

entertaining me

odderwise

 butt wif
a high temby-teur
ob
38 degrees Eff

 out ob doors
whas knot much ob an
obshun

 butt in the blink ob an eye
some four teu fibe hours later
...
whah lah

 blease teu
welcome
our new garage door

 on behalf ob
The Trolley
wheu whill be grate full teu
sleeb
in ob doors
thiss ebening.
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Odder Stuff about My Friday

 whee whatched
a little week day
teebee
*yay*

 I did a little
My Little Reum
hanging out

 I did also take a look at
My Tree

 and
the bockses ob stuffs
what are ready teu be
wrabbed

 whee did benture
out
in
the
cold

 and then
and then
and then

it
whas
time

for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Dinner Blate

Salmon & Legume Kibbles

Carrots, Botatoes, Green Beans, Corns

wif a

Grizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle

yess yesss
that's it
right ub there

 *fass fore ward : ten seckonds later*
yess yesss
that's it
right down there

 The Friday Night Sbeshull
baired wif
The Ozarka Sbring Waters

blease
Mother may I 

 *sit*

 and
*gobble*
...
 *fass fore ward : ten seckonds later*
and the crazy fing about
cold winter ebenings
iss
dark nesses

 uh huh
whell
it iss teu cold teu enjoy
the out ob doors
so
...
it muss be time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Cheu

 I know it iss
and
I know where they are

ub there
in the cabinet 

 yess yess
here I amb
dancing

 teu the teune ob
the Mom habbs a cheu
in her hand
like a whand
...
gibbit gibbit gibbit
teu
me

 o
I deu lubbs
a bully stick

and now
ass whee close
tis the season
ob
Memories
...
some are care free
some are bitter sweet

butt
all are
wonder full
...
Our Hearts and Brayers
go out teu
Our Friends
wheu are struggling
facing hard shibs and battles.
...
I whish I cood lick and nudge and lean on yeu
till
yeur worries
habbs gone away