Friday, January 10, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Bowler Bear Bortex Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Bowler Bear Bortex Edition
yess yesss
a bowler bear
habbs blown
his frosty breaf
right down here teu
Texas

and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
What Whee Did on Sunday
odder wise knows ass
The Freeze Iss Coming
The Freeze Iss Coming


it iss blowing in
fassssst
and
I can shnifff it

 yess yess
the Mom Maintenance Staff
hustled a bout
rabbing
ecksbosed bibes and hose bibs
wif layers ob insulation
and
cubbering our tender blants
and by
the fibe o clock
crisb clear sky
whee whas off teu
a berry berry berry chilly start
...
the first night ob
the furst hard freeze ebent ob 2014
now
...
I habbs Friends
in the frozen tundra
and
I habbs Friends
in the feetsies and feetsies ob snow
...
I deu knot know
what they deu in
the bowler bear bortex
...
butt that brings uss teu
our sbeshull edition
what iss called
what whee Texans deu in
the bowler bear bortex
yep that's
Wright
whee shmuggle ub
all close and bersonal
 and
whee blay
flannel jammy time games
yess yesss
a great time
teu
generate some heat
 and ecksersize
the Ralphy
[it's a Christmas story]
at the same time
  yess yesss
I deu lubbs
a chilly night
on a counta
when it comes
night night lights out
it's time teu
hunker down
and
shmuggle ub
under the cubbers
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
 yess yessss
I amb temborarily susbending
my agility studies
 in order teu
focus
on
my obedience goals
and
for the monf ob January
I amb enrolled in
A Beyond Focused Class
 teu be honest
I habbs tooken
thiss class
teu times before
 butt it iss
a great new year start
and
my the Instrucktor
iss gibbing me
aside instruckshuns and direckshun
direckly related teu my goals
 I habbs
the berry best Instrucktors
in the world
and
I deu lubbs them boaf.
 and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
what the bowler bear left behind
and
odder changing wheffer
 all the trobickle blants are
whilted
and  or
dead
the squirrels are digging ub
nuts
 the skies are
 gray
the becan tree iss barren
wif
ecksebshun ob nests
 teu days ob hard freeze
followed by
a slight warm ub
wif high humidity
butt still
cold teu the bone
temby-teurs

followed by
I can shmell
sebenty degrees blowing in
yess yess
and that reminds me ob
our great slogan
...
"if yeu don't like the weather in Texas,
wait until teumorrow."
 for sure
the whefffer did warm ub by
Fursday
but that juss brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
 what iss called
more jammy time games
wif
the Ralphy

 yess yess
he whent missing for a few days
butt
here he iss
held teu my heart
wif
my baws
until
drobbed
 eubsy
I drobbed the Ralphy
and then
[more comfy than it looks]
I did lie juss like that
for
ober firty minutes
*nods*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
our big fitbit fing
 yess yess
whee are
slabes teu
 modeled here by
our model and sbokesberson
the me
butt
our focus greub iss
the Mom
the Handler
the EssCourt
 the Bersonal Attendant
...
and in the talk ob
increasing the numbers
...
my tail whas diss cussed
*nods*
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday
...
and here iss me
saying teu the Mom
blease teu knot go teu work
teuday
 butt
she did
- - - - -
butt
she all so did come home early
teu let me
check on
the changing wheffers
by shniffing the airs
teu the norf
 teu the east
 teu the souf
leash drobbed
and
business ober
[wind clearly blowing from west]
 swing frew the side yard
 heading back when called
 o yes I did
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional family nab
whee did knot habbs
great sleeb
last night
 so
whee tried
butt
whee did knot manage a nab
teuday
whee did
howebber
whaller a bit 
 lubbs a bit
whatch a bit ob
teebee 
 and then afer
[if yeu don't whatch, neeber deu whee]
and
...
now is the time for
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
neighbor hood walks
knot much teu see
 juss
a bit ob heeling
 a bit ob free whill
 a number one
business break
pee mail checks
 checking facks
uploading files
 and then
downloading files
 yet
carrying them ass
attachments
 until
our walk is cut short
on a counta
butt that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our Friday photo sheut
...
and here I amb wib
my new oberhead door
 yess yesss
whee all look good
 *smile*
 me and my door
whee juss habn't funk ob
taking our bickshers teugeffer
until
now
and now
here I amb working ub teu
our second photo sheut
wif
my lubbly rose mary
 yess yesss
heabenly shmells
I amb
sitting
 leash drobbed
 ....
I amb trust whorfy
...
 ...
I amb knot
...
 butt
I deu lubbs
the rose mary.
 sorta
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
odder fings a bout my Friday
...
let me in
and now
let's take a bit ob
a lay-in
 whatch some
teebee
 talk ober some issues
 and
hey hey
deus thiss lay-in make
my head look
...
yesss yessssss
lay-ins rock
 yess yesss
after our walky 
 whee did enjoy
a full body flob
 and then
talk teu the footsy
 yess yesss
I amb doling out
the lubbings
starting out wif
my front habbs 
 kicking out my arms
for
the lubbs
and yeah now
 that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Dinner Blate
 right ub there
Salmon and Legume Kibbles
Carrots, Beas, Green Beans
Botatoes and Corn
wif
a drizzle ob

Grizzly Salmon Oil
and
A Teu Bone Cookie Garnish
and
whee are offf
teu
*sit*
for
a gourmet meal
baired wif
the ozarka sbring waters
*nom*
and now
for our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing
stretching the legs
checking out the shneufings
finding treasures
really
and then
sbitting treasures
out
and then
looking for
more
yess yesss
so much going on
out ob doors
butt
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Gimme The Friday Night Cheu
yesssss
gibbs it teu me
wabes it a round
iffin yeu like
butt
lead me teu
the big bed
and
gibbs it teu me
and here
i amb
showing it off
binning it down
shmoking it like a shigarr
and now ass
I lay me down teu sweeb
my foughts turn teu
the needs ob my Friends
...
brayers rolling

4 comments:

  1. Reufus, I know it was cold for you Texans, On Monday morning it was -18 actual temperature with a wind chill of -48. We are all a hardy bunch and we have muddled through.
    Hope you have a great week, we look forward to your blog post every Friday, it is the highlight of our week.
    Lubs
    Auntie Sheila and Uncle Bob
    and Emma (Angel Sophie and Hamish waiting at the Bridge.

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  2. Sending love and warm hugs to u! I luvs a lot! :)

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  3. Hey, I have a quick question I wanted to ask you about your blog, do you think you could send me an email when you get this? Thanks! Tiffany
    tpham(at)dropcam(dot)com

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  4. dood...sew...ewe love rosemary huh :) ;) wink wink...N hay, it bee vishuz freezin whoa N ba jezuz canna even due any ice fishin coz we gotta drill thru 80 feetz on concreet ice ta get two de fish...heer two :) better tell yur mom ya knead more cookieez with yur dinner....hay, it keepz uz warm !!!! hope ewe haza grate week oh end N stayz outta trubull...KNOT !!!

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