Raising The Reuf: Friday Night Wrights: Back teu Our New Reuteen Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu our
Friday Night Wrights:
Back teu Our New Reuteen Edition

yess yesss
the Holly Days
are butt
a dim memory
ass
settle in teu
the
Teu-O-One-Four

and work at
a balance
ob
a more acktibb life style
wif
all the fun fings ob our
old reuteen

butt now
a word a bout
Our Wheffer

clear bleu skies
cool crisb morning
ob a bout 35 F
and gorgeous afternoons
ob a bout 65 teu 70 F

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Saturday

whee got ub
bright and early

teu eat
my breakfasts
and take
a quick walky

and then

the Mom left me teu habbs

lunch wif some Friends

butt when she came home

she brought me

a big bag ob kibbles

and then bronounced

"after all ob thiss ecksersize

and eating right
and working out...

my musckles are tired

and I amb ecksauceted"

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

whee habbs a lazy

boy o boy
did whee ebber
habbs a lazy

I likes
my lazy
mose esbeshully
in
the Mom's lab

wif

a side ob

berry unflattering smooches

it iss all so

good form

teu

share my lazy

wif

a friend

like
Mister Bubbles
*bubble sounds*

*nods*
and
early teu bed on Saturday
makes for
a whell rested
the Mom
the Staff
and
the Me
on
Sunday

so it whas back teu
eckersizing
and
busy nesses
*yibbeeee*

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my ackademia
...
and here iss me
seuberbising
the Chef

brebare
my bork libbers
and
my chees

she also habbs
obened
a bag ob
Orijen Black Angus Beef Treats

and then
the Handler
sbins me a round
and commands
*freeze*

*Black Angus Beef Rewards*
*release*

*freeze*

and

*Black Angus Beef Rewards*

yess yesss

I deu lubbs

~~teu eat~~teu train

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called
My Focus Class
training bag

here iss
the bag
what I take teu class
when
I deu knot habbs teu take
my big training bag

whee call it
our bink bees lubbs and baws training bag
*nods*
and in it thiss wheek

iss
free ob my
tug toys

the big one iss
a great toss toy
it habbs a tennis ball in it
the middle one habbs a skweeky
and
my berry mose faborite one iss
the bocket bouch tug toy
wif the teu handles

on a counta
it stays loaded wif
t r e a t s
what I get teu nibble
right out ob
the bocket bouch
butt I digress
...
also in
our bink bees lubbs and baws training bag

iss
teu tabs
[what are little short leashes]

and

seberal bags ob

My Little Wolf

bork libbers

now let's but these

back in the bag

and

G O

yess yesss
it whas
a berry good class
thiss wheek
and
I did habbs
F U N

and that brings uss teu
a fun feature
what whee call
My Fursday Ebening

after a long after noon
on the job site
the Mom
came home
wif
a hungry

what whas bigger than
the seubs and salads
~~whee~~ she habbs eaten
all wheek

so
~~whee~~
the Chef
did a few fings

and then
turned on
grilled chees teebee

yess yesss
what iss
my faborite channel

on a counta
yeu knows how much I lubbs
a chee

butt
what yeu might knot know
iss

*whisbers*
I lubbs
b u t t e r

yess yesss
I did helbs wif
the etting ob
the grilled chee sammy
and then
whee did settle in for
a quiet ebening

until

...

that brings uss teu

our monfly feature

what iss called

time teu but the monfly goob on my back

...

so knot our faborite fing teu deu

butt

berry berry berry imbortant

and here iss me in

the goob abblication reum

aka

our half baff

and here iss

the Adbantage Multi goob

on my back

and after a few minutes ob

standing a round

whisbering sweet nuffings

...

fank dog

whee are back teu

our regularly scheduled brogramming

and that brings uss teu

a faborite ob mine

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

yibbee

and

here iss me

when

the Mom furst gets home

and here iss me
seconds after
*release*

the tib ob my nose

teu

our berry furst

Baba Murpy's Take-N-Bake Bizza

[the juss obened in our hood]
what the Mom
juss brunged home
*nods*
and now
...
out for
a bit ob business

o
the gorgeous sun shine

the berfeck temby teurs

the arromatickal squirrel scents

o yessss

and now

back in ob doors

for

a little down time

on a counta
the lawn tending creu
habbs come teu
tend teu the lawn

and
when they leabes
whee get out teu deu
a bit ob training
...
and
here iss
door manners

*stay*

* s t a y *

*release come*

and

just a bit ob

free time

teu
surbey my the kingdom

teu rib and romb

and then teu
*come*

and then
musick teu my ears
the Handler says
"let's train"
*sit*
*stay*
and off she walks

a round the yard

my feetsies
berfeckly still

untill gibben
the release command
yess yesss
ass it turns out
I amb a good good berry good boy
*nods*
and now
let's go in

teu

whatch

Ellen

o
can yeu see the teebee
my bad

why are yeu meubing

are yeu habbing a hard time
seeing me

ok ok

I whill lie down

yess yesss
I whill lie down

for
ass long ass I can
and then
when I rise ub

I whill meubs when yeu say

"meubs"

so long ass whee can deu

arm shmuggles

yess yesss
yeu know how
I lubbs arm shmuggles

o yeah
that reminds me ob
our new regular feature
what iss called
our fitbit brogress

yess yesss
yeu see
that black wrist fingy
on the Mom
that iss
the Fitbit

what measures
her sleebs
her stebs
her mileage
her acktibity lebels
her floors climbed

and whee are bleased teu a nnounce
she habbs met
her beginning goal
ob
*drum roll*
ten fousand stebs
...
four hole days in a row

and that brings uss teu
our new regular feature
what iss called
let's go for a long walky
...
starting off wif
the obborteunity teu deu
businesses
in my own back yard
[no fank yeu, I whill sabe it]

and then

whee are off

teu
the west

soaking ub
the sun shines

and then
no no no
I amb knot
for lease

and then
a quick stob
teu check messages

and teu make sure
whee are going
the "W"right whay

o and then also
whee deu these stobs
teu train
a long the whay

I amb knot yet good at
training wif the distrackshuns
butt
whee are working on it
...
o o o
the Leader Newsbaber
...
T E U M O R R O W
I whill habbs
a fabor teu ask yeu

so
please
teu check back wif me
please
...
o
and what deu whee habbs here

*chuggles*
baw brints

and then
whee come teu
a nodder training obborteunity

no no

it iss knot one in which

I amb asked teu

hide my ears

I amb juss hiding them
ass
a bonus
...
o look
a nodder Leader Newsbaber

*scratch*

*sniff*

*big business*

and
*sit at the intersection*

and then a few yards down
*becan raid sirens*

there they are
on
the terrain

and then
the culbrits
attembt a bertickal esckabe

it's Friday

the wheffer iss gorgeous

I feel good

...

I whill gibbs

the squirrely rasckals a break
teuday only

....

now let's head

h o m e

get the mail
outta the box

fish the keys
outta the bocket

yess yesss
let's go in

on a counta

yess yesss

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

the Friday Night Dinner Blate

Salmon and Legume KibblesGreen Beans

wif
Grizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle
and
A Chobbed Abble and Teu Bone Cookie
Garnish

o yess yesss

tasty fing
yeu make my heart sing

and now
serbed ub and
baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Waters

I amb

*full attenshun*

o
I deu lubbs a tasty meal
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing

what always starts wif
a bit ob
a stalk

*be still*

*be berry still*

they scurry
they fly

and then
I scobe out
the territory

and
clean ub
the noms

and ob course also
conduck businesses

and
batrol the berimeter
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
time teu helb
the Media Staff

the Media Staff Work Stayshun
habbs been set ub
in the big bed
...
and my head
habbs been set ub
in
the Media Staff Lab

yess yesss
lubbs me

and also
remember

our odder regular feature

what iss called
the Friday Night Cheu

ahhhhh
a bully stick
iss the befeck whay teu
get back teu
Our New Old Reuteen

yeu know

whee take it for granted

some times

...

Life iss Good.

Life iss A Treasure.
Make ebbery day count
by treasuring each ob Her Moments.
It's nebber teu late teu turn ober a new leaf,
teu dream a new dream
or
teu try some fing new
...
whee are all juss
a beautiful work in brogress