Friday Night Wrights: Spring Is Springing Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome

teu
Friday Night Wrights
Sbring Iss Sbringing Edition

yess yesss
our wheffer habbs been
Sbring-Tastickal

and the day lights
are getting longer
and that brings uss teu
a little feature
what iss called

Whee Eben Habbs Day Lights
when the Mom gets
home from the Facktory

and here I amb on
Monday

finking that
my little Kingdom

iss in bad need obs
grassy and landscabing works

butt by

Wednesday

ass I beruse
my the berimeter

I stob teu fink
I amb knot ready for
80 degrees

eben when it means
gorgeous bleu skies

and they are
gorgeous

and that brings uss teu

a berry few words

about

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackademia

I amb working berry hard
at
My Skool
and also in
my Home Studies
teu begin teu enter
Beginner Novice Obedience Trials

the eckersizes

I whill be required teu berform

are:

heel on leash

[normal, slow and fast baces

a bunch ob turns

and all so halt sits]

the figyeur 8

around teu really interesting beobles

[and botential new friends]

sit for exam

[at furst I fought I wood need

a number teu bencil

butt thiss juss means

I sits berfeckly still

6 feets away and

in full attenshu teu

 the Mom Handler

while

My New Best Friend, The Judge

touches me on the head and back

sit stay

[I amb teu sit

and knot moobs my feetsies

while the Mom Handler

walks a round the ring]

recall

[I amb teu sit berfeckly still

while the Mom Handler

remoobs my leash

and walks 25 feets away

then she turns a round

and when the Judge says

she calls me

and I come running straight teu her

and

sit berfeckly in front ob her

real close.

and juss teu gibbs yeu a little idea

blease teu whatch

Thiss Sweet Golden

score

199.5

[out ob 200]

ob course
I amb knot ass
calm
butt
...
 I   G O T   T H I S S

it iss juss

My The Handler

what needs a lotta

W H O R K

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

a nodder little wheffer feature

what iss called

whee habbs a little storm

...

yess yessss

Fursday afternoon

while the Mom whas off deuing

Facktory Fings

the wheffer did begin teu change
and she did dribes home teu me in
a blinding funder storm

and whee did habbs teu
wade out in
the mush ob
My Kingdom

teu deu
mandatory shneufings

small businesses

and
critter monitors

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday

yibbeee
I deu beliebes
the airs shmell fresher
on
Fridays

ass deus
the fence line

and ass deus
the grassy grasses

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Friday Fambily Nab

juss a bit ob
lubby dubby

a bit ob
laying on the leggs

a bit ob
lab rolls

a bit ob
chessty rubbins
and
*whisbers*
sweet nuffins

yessssss yessssssssss
...
and that brings uss teu
a berry berry berry rare feature
what iss called
Sbring iss for Cleaning, Bart One

and here I amb
out in the garage

helbing
the House Whole Staff

wif
a little brojeck

it iss

a big job

teu ober see

the cleaning and carbentry

butt
I amb on
the job

untill ob course
b o r e d o m
set in

and that brings uss teu

a fun feature

what iss called

Kong Skweeker Stick Free Fur All

O

I deu lubbs teu

chase em down

and
run em back

and
swoob a whay

and then
chase a nodder

and
bring it back

and then all so
chews between teus

or

tries teu
fit boaf in my mouf

fun fun fun

F U N

yesss yessss
I deu lubbs teu
stretch my leggs

and
blaying a fun game
keebs me from
random eating
...
boy o boy deus my shnooter look long

and here iss me
retriebing one from
a bad bounce

no worries

I   G O T   T H I S S

and then
I get all
S I L L Y
when I reach the Mom

and now
time teu go
in ob doors

and that brings uss teu
a minor feature
what I whill call
the teu toys I blayed wif thiss wheek

I blayed
A LOT
wif
my sausage links

and all so

Mister Bubbles

*nods*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

a nodder once a year feature

what iss called

Sbring iss for Cleaning, Bart Teu

yess yesssss
the mark ob an
Ecksbert Sneuberbisor

iss teu hire
Staff

whill
quit what they are deuing

and come teu
the attenshun
ob
The Ecksbert Sneuberbisor

for

the ass inement ob

a nodder task

what iss

our feature

called

Sbring iss for Cleaning, Bart Free

and thiss one iss
all a bout

a bit ob
Snart Remoobal

ob course
thiss task iss
bitter sweet
...
on a counta
so much lubbs
whent inteu the creation

it took quite a bit ob
sbraying stuff

and
baber towels

here and there
in and out

and now
the Cleaning Staff
needs teu
refinish the door

and
clean ub
my batio biew out there

*chuckles*

I deu raffer enjoys
my new clean biew
wif
my mini blind art
retrackted teu the tob ob the door

and now
may whee see
some ackshun on
the odder sign ob the reum

*ahem*
I mean
*ahem*
those teu bowls
abbear teu be
*gasb*
e m b t y

and now that brings uss teu
our regular and joyous feature
what iss called
hint drobbed and quickly bicked ub
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

yess yesss
I deu lubbs teu whatch
the gaffering ob
the foodables

the kibbles from the bin
the begetables from the fridge
...
the chobbing
the glorious chobbing

and
whah lah

salmon and legumes kibbles
green beans
fresh carrots
jazz abble garnishes

and
it's all mose
m i n e

quickly baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

good manners

and then

...

*nom nom nom nom nom nom*

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My After Dinner Reuteen

and teunight it begins wif
 a bit ob
head fusses

followed by
critter stalking

tree obb serbayshuns

and
*long contented sigh*
bleu skies
and
sun shine

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday Afternoon Photo Sheut

and
teuday's backdrob iss
my shadow

and
I amb working
my
bretty sit

my
tuck sit

my
gosh I amb adorable
face

my
gosh what whill I deu neckst
face

butt
I amb bracktissing
ebbery fing I habbs learned

and
Sitting.
Berfeckly.
Still.

until

r e l e a s e d

and here I amb

checking in wif the Handler

ass

whee deu a bit ob heeling

and now
blease teu let me but
my nose on thiss door

hahaha
juss kidding

and now for

our regular feature

what iss called

what are whee whaiting on

berhabs
licking the Mom's leg
whill remind her

or berhabs
staring her down

or berhabs
head in her lab

or berhabs
head on her footsy.

head. on. her. footsy.
she can knot moob wifout me.

butt then
much teu my diss may

and all so
great relief
I find that leabing her
a lone
for a few minutes

renders
j a c k b o t
...
juss look what I see ub there

yess yesss
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

and
I know where it whill be serbed

*showing it off*

*blay bounce*

*a ttack*

E U B S Y
the Mom tole me
"knot only iss that knot flattering
My Sweet Baby Reufus
that iss all so berry scary for a the Mom"

and so now
juss for the Sweet Mom
here iss me
enjoying my cheu

and now

teunight like ebbery night

ass I but my day teu bed

...

my foughts

turn teu

what matters most teu me

and that iss

Lubb

and

My Friends

...

 and teunight

I amb feeling

The Many Hobes ob Sbring

and braying wif
all my heart
for
Continued Blessings
and
Juss A Few Miracles