Friday, February 7, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Our Month of Love Treasures Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Our Monf ob Lubbs
Treasures Edition

it habbs been
a berry ecksiting wheek
so let's get started
wif
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
The Leader's Lubbables Brize Bresentation
 yess yesss
ass yeu may recall
wif many fanks for
yeur lubbs and debotion
yeur many daily botes
and Facebook shares
 I whas berry honored teu
win
First Place
in
The Leader's Loveables Contest

and here iss a little moobie
ob me wif 
My Brize Backage


yeu can knot imagine
my surbrize
when the Mom Brize Batrol
delibbered
all ob these
G I F T S
I mean
juss look
I can hardly beliebe
my eyes
and berry frankly
me and the Mom
are boaf
oberwhelmed wif
the generosities
I amb also
oberwhelmed wif
the curiosities
so
I shniffed and shoofed
and reuted my sneuter
and then
the Mom and I
talked it ober
and she whee said
antissabayshun iss fun
and
ebbery fing in modderayshun


so
whee whill oben it all on
Friday

and
I can bick
one fing

and
I bicked a robe tug toy
*nods*
yess yesss
come on, Friday
. . .
and teu keebs me
humble

I whent out side
on my string
and whas instantly fassinated

wif
thiss chubby bird
yess yesss
he whas looking at me
while
I whas looking at him
and then
he flew awhay
and so
I whent back inside
. . .
and that brings uss teu
a nodder berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
Our Balentine Gifts
from
Aunt Dav


yesss yesss
I bosed like a good boy
and when
the Photographer turned her head
I dibed in
and tooken what's
m i n e
Habby Balentines Day
teu
M E

*skweek skweek skweek*
yess yesss
and also
a little suckin iss in order
what cood be better
than
a bink balentine
and
I did stretch out
teu
enjoy her
butt when
the Mom obened the rest
I hobbed ub teu inbestigate
free bags ob treatsies

for
M E
a rubber ducky
some candies
and
some bink heart containers
for
the Mom
*ahem*
I cood helb yeu wif
that baber wrabber,
Mom
o and also
I amb bretty sure
thiss duck
iss
m i n e
butt no
whee butt her in the baffreum
where
whee disblay duckies ob the monf
each monf
*nods*
some old girls sweet the Moms
nebber grow ub
and here iss me
whaiting right out side
the baffreum door
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
time teu
gaffer ub
Miss Binky
and
go teu
the big bed
I finks
Miss Binky
might make my batooty
look
sweeby
. . .
and now iss time for
a side bar feature
what iss called
a kinda funny story
seberal times a day
in the ebenings
I habbs sneaked awhay
from the Mom
teu
count and shnoof my treasures
come on
Sweet Friday

- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our seuber sbeshull feature
what iss called
our one day wif the sun shine

juss look
...
s h a d o w s
I can knot hardly beliebe
my eyes
it iss still
berry berry chilly

butt look ub there
the sky isssss
b l e u
so
I tooken a few moments
teu enjoy the day lights
and when
the chilly airs did
freeze the Mom haff teu deaf
blows frew my furs
I whas
begged encouraged teu
moobs on
teu
deu my businesses
and
businesses I did deu
so
the Mom drobbed the leash
and
off I ran teu
the shrubby horrors
ob
our mosely dead landscabing

and wif the Mom
shouting
o u t
I ran out
and then teu the gate
when
c o m e
she said
and come I did deu
*bow*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackedemia
yess yessss
and one ob my mose faborite barts
iss
the brebarayshun
thiss iss like
the moment ob silence
before
the big ebent
whell
...
wif the ecksebshun ob
the Mom's chatterings
and
songs sung teu
the beat ob
 the chee chobbing
and here I amb
gibbing the Mom Handler a little
*freeze*
for
a chee
...
and now
a word a bout
My Class Teunight

...
Beginner Novice
and what I call
time teu get serious about habbing fun
time teu set some goals
and
see em frew
the Photographer did knot habbs
a chance
teu take any bickshers
butt
here iss me back home
and here iss me
shmuggled ub wif
the Handler Mom

and that brings uss teu
our wheffer feature
what iss called
I had teu conduckt big businesses
in
the dribing sleet

ob course
the Photographer
whas no where teu be found
teu
dockyeument
the ice on the Reuf
butt here iss
the ebidence left behind
juss look at it all
yess yesss
massibbs accumyeulayshuns
and what iss thiss
ober here
our blooming lillies
whattaya know
...
and then ass
the Mom left for the Facktory
she saw
the ice on the reuf
[ass obbosed teu the ice on HER Reuf earlier]
and juss look at
the ice on thiss toy
Ota
it did snow in our neighborhood
while the Mom whas at the Facktory
and
I whas in my little reum
butt ob course
did knot stick
butt
holy bjeebers
it did stick
c o l d
and that brings uss teu
our lubby dubby feature
what iss called
how teu stay wharm
on
a freezing night
in
six easy stebs
steb one
find yeur the Mom
steb teu
gaze ubon her lubbingly
steb free
shmuggle ub
in
her lab

steb fore
gibbs her the baws
[be wharned: she might trim em]

teu night I habbs gibben her
the baws teu the east
and
the feetsies teu the west
steb fibe
share the fur lubbings
steb six
relacks and be shtill
chances are
yeu can remain in
the lab
until
*nite nite*
yess yesss
thiss iss a command
whee are working on
what tells me teu moobs teu
my side ob the big bed
*tsk tsk*
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday

and here iss me
on
a cold Friday morning
whishing the Mom teu
stay home from
Beatles Day at the facktory
and here iss me
on
last call

and
stalling a bit
butt ob course
the Mom did go
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the berry best bart ob My Friday
...
the Mom iss
home from the Facktory
 *wheub wheu*
and whee are
out for a bit 
 in
the 36F
drizzles
 I amb
knot a fan
 mosely on a counta
the Mom's
"hurry hurry chob chob"
 businesses
and
a brief batrol
 and back in ob doors
 for
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Friday Fambily Nab
 what teuday means
juss a bit ob
teebee whatching
and
here iss
the Mom's biew
 eubsy
*turns off the flash*
here iss
the Mom's biew
 and ass for
me and my belly
 whee are 
chillin
and
glommin on the Mom
 and
takin selfies
until
until
until
. . .
y a y
that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
time teu oben
My Brize Backages
and here iss
the berry wonderful fun fings
I receibed

. . .
a neu bleu collar and leash 
 the Mom laffed
on a counta
I ran off wif the leash in my mouf
butt here I amb showing off
the collar decorayshuns
 and  check it out
I gots me
a Snuggie 
 yesss yesssssss
it iss berry comfy
and
I deu raffer likes it
and
eben though
it did somwhat
befuddle the Wardrobe Assistant 
I finks
whee habbs it figured out 
o ... o... o
and guess what else whee got
 yess yesss
that's right
The Mom and Son
Hers and His
Dale Jr
shirts
and
hat
yess yesss
here iss
me
 in
my 8 jersey
 and here iss
me
modelling a bit
tell the treuf
I looks
berry macho
 berry sbeedy
 berry
race car driber
I deu lubbs Dale Jr
and ob course
8 iss my faborite number
on a counta
I deu lubbs teu...
8

*ba da dumk*
butt I digress
. . .
here iss me wif
my blush crate pad
 and while
here I amb
settling on it
 I might but thiss in my little reum
or
I might use thiss ass
a target
yess yesss
a target
I deu lubbs that idea
. . .
and here I amb wif
a bink t-shirt for the Mom
gibben by
Scoop le Poop 

 wheu also did gibbs uss
four koozies
and
a gift certificate for their
poop scooping serbices
w o w
and sbeaking ob
gift certificates
I did receibe
...
Free Vaccines
from
The Best Beterinarians in the World
Fairbanks Animal Clinic
and some fing the Mom finks I need
one free grooming
from
Royalty Pet Center
. . .
a certificate for
a 30 minute dog walk
from
All Type Cleaning Houston
. .
and
wheu heu
a $300 Weekend Get-A-Way
Boarding & Sba Backage

from
Paws Pet Resort
 all so I did receibe
these otter mose berry awesome fings
. . .
a range ob bork cheus
a big bocks ob tasty treats
a bag ob tennis balls
teu frisbees
a black collar and leash (in addition teu the bleu)
teu robe tugs
teu robe and ball tugs
teu dinner blacemats
LeBistro Automatick Waters and Kibbles
one dinner bowl
one trabble water bowl
one skweeky ball
one bet me fur mitt
 and a cook book from
The Friends ob The Houston Humane Society
called

Chow Down and Lab Ub
 right down my alley
and that brings uss teu
 our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
 salmon and legumes kibble
fresh carrots
green beans
Jazz Abble Garnish
I. Can. Knot. Whait. 
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whaters 
a sit
and
a
*release*
*nom* 
 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature

what iss called
my after dinner outing
 February
iss the monf ob lubbs
 and
I amb looking bretty sharb
 in
my furd Balentine look
*working the camera*
*gibbing it a bit ob the sweet* 
*gibbing it a bit ob the far a whay* 
and now back in ob doors
that brings uss teu
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
guess what Big Brown brung me
I whill gibbs yeu
one hint
go ahead
guess 
 ifffin yeu guessed
Jay and Duke Ackshun Figures
yeu are
correckt
o I deu lubbs them lets oben them ub
what... no
?
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
a sbeshull feature 
what iss called
how did thiss bow get in the big bed
 I whill knot fall bicktim teu
self incriminayshun
not wif standing the fack that
I deu lubbs the bow
 and
I can knot hides
my lubbs for the bow
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu 
 yess yesss 
 a bully stick
uh huh
I deu lubbs teu
settle in
and
relacks wif a good cheu

*long sigh*
each night ass I turn in teu
the big bed
...
I amb full ob fanks for
All My Many Many Blessings

and each night
my foughts and brayers
turn teu
My Lubbed Ones
those knot feeling whell
those facing challenges
those in big battles
...
Know
I amb beside yeu.
I got yeur back.
Yeu are front and center
in my foughts and my brayers.
- - - - -
and now I must say
...
Whee are in a bit ob shock teunight,
ass
Our World
lost
a GReat GReyhound
a renowned awefur and blogger
all round good boy wif good boy ears

the berry mose lubbable
David's Best Mate
Angel at The Bridge
...
brayers for hiss Mummy
whee whill miss him all whays

2 comments:

  1. Me sorry about ur friend. Rest in peace. {{{{hugs}}}}

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  2. dood....we bee trooly lee sorree bout yur friend..God's speed...N we iz all so veree happee for ewe for takin FURST PLACE in de leederz loveable contest !! yur przie package bee AWESUM !!!!!

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