Friday Night Wrights: Happiness is Me Time Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Habby Ness
iss
Me Time
Edition

o yess yessss
again wif
the facktory
getting in the whay
ob
rest full sweeb, fun times
and
m y   e d y e u c a y s h u n

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
how whee start our wheek end
by
whaking at four firty Saturday morning
m i s s i n g   m y   r a l l y   w h o r k s h o b
*sobs*
all on a counta
f  a  c  k  t  o  r  y     w  h  o  r  k
*grrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

butt
on the bright side
a round noon
whee
b o a r d   t h e   T r o l l e y

what brings uss teu
our regular feature
what I call
M y   A u b u r n   K e n n e l s   A d b e n t u r e

yess yesss

whee make our monfly run

teu bick ub

s a l m o n   a n d   l e g u m e s   k i b b l e s

and

my little wolf libbers

and then

on the return trib

whee deu stob by teu see

f r i e n d s

for

f u n   a n d   t r a i n i n g

butt

they are knot home

so then

the Trolley turns back teu whard

o u r   h o m e

and on the whay

- - -

I deu see thiss

m o u s e   c a r

and in seeing thiss
mouse car
I deu say
teu
the Mom
" Mom Mom Mom what iss in that bag "

*eeeeeeeeeeeeeek*

that iss

s o   d i s s   c u s s t i n g

that I fought

I muss shirley share it wif yeu

. . .

yeu are whellcome

and
then what habbens neckst
iss
. . .
the Trolley bulls
ub on
the whorld's longest train

gibbing uss
t i m e
teu
diss cuss
whirled ebents
the wheffer
Ess Eee See Sborts

teu
ecksbress
our regrets
for
ober bearing facktory demands
and
missing the whork shob teuday

and mosely
teu
eckschange
w h o r d s   o b   l u b b s

*nods*
and ass the Trolley stobs at
h o m e
that brings uss teu
our re-greubing feature
what iss called
m y   a l t e r n a t e   t r a i n i n g   b l a n

and
wif the disstrackshuns
ob
Gorgeous Saturday After Neun Naybors
. . .
whee whork
on
h e e l i n g
s b i n s   a n d   d r o b s
and
s t a n d s

it
iss
h  a  r  d
- - -
and
I kneed a
n  a  b

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular fall feature

what iss called
whoop ... ugh ... o no ... whoop ... whoop ... ugh ... yay
A g g i e   F o o t b a l l

and

teuday's game

iss

BTHO auburn

and wif
the big kitty kats
ranked
number free

whee figyeur
o u r   c h a n c e s
teu be
n i l l

 butt
- - -
* m i r a c k l e *

* W H O O P   W H O O P   W H O O P *

whee deu

W H I N

Aggies   41      auburn   38

and
when the confetty settles
whee return
teu
our unforechewnut feature
what iss called
and then it habbens

*frowns*

the Mom

wheu carries her stress

d e e b   d e e b   i n n   s i d e

habbs

her inn sides fall abart

sunday
and shee iss in
* in tents bain *
* stobs eating *
* mind-ober-madder *
* mind-ober-madder *
* mind-ober-madder *
* mind-ober-madder *
. . .
* nuffing touches the bain *
* bicodin touches the bain *

and then
monday
and she iss in
* in tents bain *
* nuffing touches the bain *
* calls her boss *
* her boss habbs been there be fore so under stands *
* calls her docktor *

* goes teu farm-a-see *
* sibs seub *
* chills *
* nabs *

* answers phone calls from whork *
* talk talk talk *
* checks emails *
* rebly rebly rebly rebly rebly *
* rents and rebeat *
* S T R E S S *

O M D
it iss
a   r u f f   c u b b l e   o b   d a y s

and

feeling juss a tiny bit better
the Mom gaffers her self ub
and heads teu
t h e   f a c k t o r y
teusday morning

for

a day ob

m e e t i n g s   a n d   d r a m a

*sobs obenly*

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

and
the furst notable fing

iss
that
the Mom
boaf
whent teu and iss now back
home from the Facktory

and
teu show her my lubbs
she grabbles thiss from my mouf
I gibbs her
t h i s s   h u g e   b e c a n

and then
teu seckonds later
t h i s s   o d d e r   h u g e   b e c a n

and now
my nuts delibbered
and
business done

whee head
inn ob doors
teu
d r e s s

for
our sbeshull holiday feature
all be it be lated
what iss called
B e t e r a n s   D a y
fank fullness

yess yessss

my hat iss off

and

my heart iss full

ob

f a n k s

for

the many sacrifices

ob
the men and whomen
in
O u r   A r m e d   S e r b i c e s
so whee all can libbs
a   l i f e   o b   f r e e d o m

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

the traditional chobbing ob the chee

and

here yeu whill see

The Insbeckshun Debartment

and
here iss
The Ziblock Inn Tegrity Debartment

and
here iss
The Clean Ub Debartment

and now

ob course

The Sneuberbisor

yess yesss

yeu might fink ob me

ass

The Boss

*nods*

. . .

and then

in the blink ob an eye

lasst call

a Trolley ride
and
whah lah
- - -
our regular feature
what iss called
My Skool

wright wright
furst fings furst
and
here I amb in
the business yard

looking teu
*clears froat*
make
a   s m a l l   b u s i n e s s   t r a n s a c k s h u n

be fore

heading inn teu start

m y   c l a s s

where
I make
t h e   h o r r i f y i n g   d i s s c u b b e r y

the Handler left
m y   m a t
. . .
M Y   M A T
at
home
. . .
at
H O M E

it iss
so berry hard
teu find
g o o d   h e l b
these days
*shakes head*

butt
she deus chobb
a   m e a n   c h e e

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
What I Deu at My Skool

and
teunight
I whork on
f i n d i n g   h e e l   b o z i s h u n

after a frew

following a round

 from a sbin
from a chee toss
from a remote sit

eben

after a drink

and then
whee whork on
lefts wrights
abouts
one 80 bibbots
free sicks tees

teu the left
teu the wright

leub de leubs
figyeur 8s

whee all so deu
d i s s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g
for
those steudents wheu kneed it
*cough*
sbin - bing bing bing - distrackshun - treat

o
and then
bace changes
normal - fasst - normal - slow - normal

what whee follow ub
wif
bocks whork
where I demonstrate
m y   a w e   i n s b i r i n g
l e f t   t u r n   -   b a c k   u b s

and then wif
g r e a t   s a d n e s s e s
thuss
concleudes
my lasst class ob 2014
W h a l k   T h i s s   W h a y
B a r t   O n e

butt

whee are ecksited for

WTW x2

- - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called
I
amb
ecksauceted

yess yessss
home and inn
t h e   b i g   b e d

all shmuggled ub
on tob ob
t h e   m o m ' s  c l o b e s

*says brayers*

night night

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our wheffer changing feature

what iss called

Brrr Fursday

o
yess yessss
it iss
c o l d
[by Houston Texas standards any whay]

and
I amb
f  r  i  s  k  y

yess yesssss
I deu lubbs it
*jumb and run and jumb and run*

and then
when it comes teu be
n i g h t   t i m e

ecksbeckting
a   f r e e z e
by morning

whee deu
c u b b e r   o u r   b l a n t s
so they whill stay
wharm

and then
I deu head out
teu
s o a k   u b   t h e   c o o l   a i r s

teu

catch ub wif the habbenings

teu
e a t   s k w i r r e l   s k r a b s

teu
d e u   a   b i t   o b   b u s i n e s s

and then
wif
t h e   b e l l o w i n g   M o m
" Sweet Reufus blease teu come inn ob doors "
" I amb freezing out here "

and
b e i n g   t h e   l u b b i n g   s u n
what I amb
~
h e r e   I   c o m e

juss in time

for

our cuddle feature

what iss called

Chilling on a Chilly Night

o

yess yessss

whee settle inn

for
a bit ob
tee bee

a little
chat

what goes
some fing like thiss

" wheu iss a sweet boy "
" Reufus iss "

" deu yeu know how much I lubbs yeu "
" more than any single fing in the whorld "

"in fack "
" more than any massibbs huge colleckshun ob fings "

" o "
" how deu I lubbs yeu "
" I can knot eben begin teu count the whays "

*baws for a moment teu whatch mindless teebee*
*rubs back all the while*
. . .
" Team Reufus "
" whee got this yeu know "

" whee deu "
*shmuggles*

for an
e c k s t r e e m   i n t r o b e r t
that whoman sure habbs a tendency teu
c h a t t e r
[teu me, any whay]

butt

I   s u r e   d e u   l u b b s   h e r

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

the Mom's faborite feature

what iss called

Friday Home from the Facktory

*cheers*

and

then in related news

. . .

whee bring yeu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday Bounty

and
t e u d a y ' s   t r e a s u r e s
are brought teu uss
by
kroger

o

yess yessss

green beans ... check

abbles ... check

cant elobes ... check

whatter mellons ... check

b a k e d   c h i g g i n

...

OMD
check

and
knot shown here
tin gallons ob
s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s
...
check

and now

wif

my cold stuffs but a whay
. . .

I bresent

our regular feature
what iss called
m i d   d a y   o u t i n g
*cheers*

yess yessss
I charge quickly out
then
b a w s e

teu
s u r b a y   m y   k i n g   d u m b

and

ober there
yeu whill see
my whing jumb whing

from
t h i s s   m o r n i n g ' s   t r a i n i n g

shee stands there
still
so that whee may deu
o u r   c i r c l e   w h o r k
*nods*

butt
knot on thiss trib
. . .
what iss mosely about
q u i c k   b u s i n e s s e s

and
r u n n i n g   i n n
*shibbers*

and now it iss

t i m e

for

our regular feature

what iss called

our traditional fambily nab

berry mose unyeusyeually
c  o  l  d

teuday
eben inn side our home

so
whee
c u r l   u b   t i g h t

and

settle inn teu whatch
o u r   g u i l t y   t e e b e e

*nods*

and then

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

Aunt Mary's Gift

o

yess yesss

whee deu sort frew

our birfday gift bags

our tisheu colleckshuns

and

w h a h   l a h

whait
w h a t   i s s   i n n   t h e   b a g

cookies
blantains
crackers
dibs
candies
. . .
a l l   o b   m y   f a b o r i t e   f i n g s

ok
ok
got it
knot mine
. . .
H a b b y   8 0 f   B i r f d a y
A u n t   M a r y

whee deu lubbs yeu

so berry much

- - - - -

and now

wif

brebarayshuns for teumorrow

brebared

teuday

*nods*

whee head
o u t   o b   d o o r s
for
a bit ob
what iss habbening out here

a bit ob
g r a z i n g

and then
ob course
our regular yet holiday feature
what iss called
My Gobble Gobble Photo Sheut

sborting my
G o b b l e   G o b b l e   N e c k w h a r e
here I amb bosing wif
m y   f i g y e u r   8   b o s t

and
iffin she whas whearing
bants soaked in hot dog jeuce
she wood be like
a   r e a l   f i g y e u r   8   b o s t
*nods*

and
here I amb gibbing yeu
s e r i o u s   a f f l e t e   f a c e

my
s i t   s t a y   s t o i c k

and
here I amb whorking on
b i b b o t s

leabing yeu
wif
m y   s w e e t
*gobble gobble*

and now

a   b i c k t o r y   l a b

blassting basst
o u r   f r e e z e   c u b b e r e d   b l a n t s

and

i n n

for

our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and

here I amb showing yeu

j u s s   h o w   h e l b y   I   a m b

and then
after bointing out the locations ob
i n g r e d i e n t s

I deu
s n e u b e r b i s e

chobbing... tossing

...

drizzling ... garnishing

and
t a   d a

teunight's sbeshull
...
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter mellons

baired
fought fully
wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course

*amen*
*dig inn*

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my after dinner outing

what goes some fing like thiss:

Mom: hurry Reufus it's freaking freezing

Me: *small business**big business*

Mom and Me: *run back inn ob doors*

- - - - -

where

ass whee settle in teu

o u r   e b e n i n g

I take on
t h e   m a j o r   r e s b o n s i b i l i t y
ob
reminding
the Dessert Chef
ober and ober

it

iss

t i m e

for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

o
yess yessss
f r e s h   b u l l y   s t i c k

and
I
t a k e   m y   t i m e

teu
lick ... nibble
taste ... sabor

what a whay

teu

relacks

before

our regular feature

what iss called

study time

wright wright
wif
the ubcoming trial
I muss but my head in
t h e   b o o k

teu

r e f r e s h   m y   m i n d

ob

reules, regulayshuns, scorings

and then
whee deu
h u n k e r   d o w n
and
s h m u g g l e   u b

for
thiss imbortant
T e a m   R e u f u s
meeting

" whee know thiss "
" whee can deu thiss "
" whee got thiss "

and now
ass
I lay me down teu

s w e e b
. . .
I share wif yeu
these

s b e s h u l l   w h o r d s

and lissten ub on a counta

thiss iss berry imbortant

*leans fore whard*
~
in the middle ob the night
when yeu answer the call

ob

y e u r   u n t i m e l y   b r a i n

and

can knot sweeb
. . .
deu knot whaste yeur foughts
on
facktories, whorks or whorries

in stead

~

f i n k   o b   l u b b s
f i n k   o b   m e