Friday Night Wrights: Haute Couture, Trolley Tears and My Significant Other Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Hot CoTyeur
Trolley Tears
and
My Siggy Otter
Edition

boy o boy
what a
s e u b e r   f a n t a b y e u l u s s   w h e e k
and
that's really saying some fing
after
my awe some lasst wheek

where I earned
the diss tinkshun
ob
Facktory Embloyee ob the Year

and then

rushed home juss in time

for

Howl-O-Wheen Dress Ub

 and
t r i c k s   a n d   t r e a t i n g

b i g   h u g e   f u n
. . .

what whee follow ub
wif
our wheek end feature
what iss called
Facktory Whork Iss Ecksauceting

and so
when the wheek end rolls a round
it iss time for
a   s w e e b   -   i n n

a bit ob
l o l l i n g
may be eben a few
l a z y n e s s e s

and then
there iss all so
t h e   d a y   o b   c h o r e s

and
here I amb looking on
o u r   h i l l b i l l y   c l o b e s   d r y e r
*haha*

embty ob course
. . .
and
here I amb deuing
l a w n   m a i n t e n a n c e
[yesss ... let's go wif that]

o
and

iss that
t h e   d i n n e r   b e l l

o yess yessss
and then
all mose before whee eben get started
. . .
our dreaded regular feature
iss ubon uss
yeu know
the one whee all call
Ugh Monday

what basses
s   l   o   w   l   y
- - -
butt now
yay

the Mom iss home

boo

the sky iss sad

and then
*blink*
the sky iss dark
and
it iss
n i g h t

so
whee blay a bunch ob
f u n   i n d o o r   g a m e s

then
s e t t l e   i n n
for
a little teebee

and
night night
- - - - -
bringing uss teu

our regular feature
what iss called
Teusday
again wif the sad sky
Teusday

so berry

h e b b y

and now

wif all deu abologies

teu my good friends

da tabbies o trout towne. . .

whee are so habby
teu see

D e b b y   D u b b

ober head

[a long wif a fly by relayshun]
yes yess
gleumy sky
butt
c o o l i n g   t e m b y t e u r s

teu which
I say
y a y
- - -
and now
it is time for
our mail bag feature
what iss called
my big surbrise

yess yessss
in
our mail bocks
teuday

iss

thiss swell backage

what iss addressed teu

Reufus Wright

and while

I deu knot know
what it iss

I deu all ready know
I   l u b b s   i t   b e r r y   m u c h

omd

omd

omd

OMD

N E C K   W H A R E

F E S T I B B S
N E C K   W H A R E

and
there are
w h o n d e r   f u l l   s h m e l l s

it might juss be
the models
I shmell

butt

am ober the tob

b e r r y   b e r r y   e c k s i t e d

*whag whag whag whag whag*
o yess yessss
I amb
jeubilant

ober
m y   h o t   c o u t u r e

and

o
I deu lubbs

m y   s w e e t   c a r d

what
I amb
r e a d i n g
here

from
My Sweet Aunts
Nikki and Brianna
and
Cousins Cassie, Comet and Rigel

can yeu beliebes it
. . .
juss
for
me

and
yeu know
what iss crazy iss

I habbs been
fretting
ober
my in suffishent

fall whardrobe

and then
thiss
b i g   s u r b r i s i n g   s u r b r i s e

wright off

ob

m y   w h i s h   l i s s t

*nods*

o
I deu lubbs them

and

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

my fabyeuluss new neckwhare photo sheut

yess yesss

here I amb

modeling

Woof's Ub

and now
*drumb roll*
I gibbs yeu
M y   G o b b l e   G o b b l e

my gobble gobble
neck whare
silly

o
yess yessss
I did knot habbs
knot one bit ob
abbrobriate
F a n k s g i b b i n g    W h a r d r o b e  

un till
n  o  w
*cheers*
n o w
I amb ready for
the holiday

bass the turkey blease

*grins and nods*

- - -

and now

the Mom says

back in yeur

teusday clobes

whee are sabing

yeur new ones

for

f r i d a y   w h a r e

*sigh*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull Trolley feature
what iss called
O My Dometer

o yess
*whibes tears*
when she bulled
in teu
The Trolley Barn
lasst night
she habbed thiss teu say
*bows head*

and then
when she drobbed the Mom off
at
The Facktory
she said thiss
*whorries*

then
when she whent
teu
Zoe's Kitching
for lunch
she said thiss
*sobs*

and then on
the return trib teu
The Facktory
. . .
it.
habbened.

*wheebs obenly*

. . .

*blows nose on tisheu*

*considers eating tisheu*

*makes note teu clean the Trolley dash board*

*eats tisheu*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackademia

what means
ob course
the traditional chobbing ob the chee

what requires
my berry close
s n e u b e r b i s i o n

and
ob course
I deu
r i s e   t e u   t h e   o k a y s h u n
*nods*
imbortant whork
yeu know

and
here I amb
gibbing the knod teu
f i n a l   b a g g i n g

yess yessss
then
whee moobs forward
teu
kill time
c h i l l   o u t
be fore
our big night

yeu know
time teu skrtich skritch skritch
time teu skweek skweek skweek

and

then
*hurry hurry*

l a s s t   c a l l

followed by

a fibe minnit trolley trib

and now

here I amb

in

m y   d o r m   r e u m

while
the Handler
buts my fings in order

and now
here I amb
on
o u t   o n   t h e   f l o o r

after
a awesome wharm ub
ob
off leash heeling
kwick sits
berfeckt turns

and
furst
whee whork on
h e e l i n g   t e u   d i s t r a c k s h u n s

and
I deu
*bing bing bing*
g r e a t

and
then
it.
habbens.
. . .
teu steudents
count em

t e u   s t e u d e n t s

S I T
on
m y   m a t

M Y   M A T
*big eyes*

and now
my mat
habbs
*gasb*
s  h  m  e  l  l  s

good shmells
mind yeu
butt
shmells
none the less
*giggles at my own bun*
- - -
I digress
. . .
teunight
I whork
m y   h i n d   e n d
off

yeu know
getting it in
and
keebing it in
brobber bozishun

I whork my
rounds
frews
bibbots
abouts
figyeur 8s

and then
I offers ub
some
awesome left-turn-then-back-ubs
while
my wrights
kneed a bit ob whork

and then

teu kwickly

.  .  .

my class iss ober

whee say
our good byes
and
board
The Ancient Trolley
for

h o m e

where whee
s e t t l e   i n n
teu diss cuss
T e a m   R e u f u s
matters

what sounds a lot like
s w e e t   n u f f i n g s
and
aff irm ayshuns
*nods*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday

where I offer yeu
thiss brief sin-obb-siss
. . .
hard day at the facktory
stressed out Mom
rainy day

tons ob brainy mush shreums
cool wheffer
bunkshewated by
cool wheffer jammies

and
f e i s t y   m e

*bow*
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday

o
yess yess
when the Mom comes
out ob the shower
. . .
my teefs are brushed
my hairs iss combed
I amb whearing
my best shirt and tie
 
butt
the Mom says
o no
Sweet Reufus
I amb so berry sorry. . .
yeu whill knot be whorking
at the facktory
teuday
n o   n o   k n o t   t e u d a y

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday She Iss Home from The Facktory
*cheers*

*sellebratory sweet roll*

*tussle tussle*

and now

it iss time for
the Mom's faborite feature
what iss called
the traditional fambily nab

and whell
deu teu
facktory stresses
lasst night's sweebs
whirrrr
shall whee say
. . .
abbrebriated

so
teuday
our nab
iss ackchewally
a   r e a l   s w e e b   f i l l e d   n a b

though
whee deu try teu
stay a whake
from
teu teu free

teu whatch
o u r   g u i l t y   b l e s h e r
* whisbers ... t m z *

ob course
all so in order
iss
a   b e l l y   r u b

 o yeah

foot hanging off ob big bed
arm out stretched

smoochables
being all
. . .
s m o o c h y

un till

wright a bout now
when i habbs

the skritch-skritch-sktritchies

*skritch*
*skritch*
*skritchy*

what iss

e n u f f
teu
r o u s e   t h e   M o m

out ob
the traditional fambily coma nab

gibbing me
amble obborteunity

teu suggest
our next feature
what iss called
hows a bout a photo sheu outing

and so
whee start wif
a few
s b o r t i n g   b o y
boses

such ass
the finking retrieber

the finking retrieber
finking

the finking retrieber
finking
ob
a c o r n s

and wif
sborting boy boses
a roaring sucksess
. . .
whee moob on teu our
s t i l l s

and
here I amb gibbing yeu
g r a d y e u a t e

followed by
I dun knot beliebes it

and now
s w e e t   b o y

comblete wif
*trade mark bucker*

and
thiss iss
j u s s   m e

gazing in teu
the eyes

ob
m y   m a i n   s k w e e z e

wheu iss all so

M y   T h e   M o m

m y   n u m b e r o   e u n o
m y   b l u s s   w o n
yess yess
M y   S i g g y   K n i f f i c a n t   O t t e r

and now
that brings uss teu
my faborite feature ob the wheek
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

teunight's sbeshull
- - -
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil dribble
and
fresh honey deu melon garnish
[ fresh from Luby's ]

 fought fully bairrd
wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course

*amen*
*dig inn*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner reuteen

(1)
out side on a string
for
b u s i n e s s e s

(2)
back in side
string off
tell the Mom
" my reum iss a mess "

(3)

. . .

(4)

diss cubbering
the bresents ob a
whild marr auding burger lizing
n a b k i n   s h r e d d i n g   s k w i r r e l

(5)
brobosing that
whee cood aboid thiss all teugeffer
by gibbing teu me
a l l   k i t c h i n g   c l e a n   u b s   a u f o r i t y
*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu
our sbeshull delibbery feature
what I call
*ding dong*
*giggles at my bun*

cheus neus

wright wright
its here
its here

let's
o b e n   i t

photo
shmoto
- - -
let.
uss.
o b e n   i t .

yess yesss
o u r   h o l i d a y   d e l i b b e r y

iss
h   e   r   e

*reut reut*

*reut reut*
*reut reut reut*

*reut reut reut*
*reut reut reut*

*reut reut reut*
*reut reut reut*
*reut reut reut*

S  C  O  R  E
knot juss one
butt
t e u   b a c k a g e s

ob
made in the USA
b u l l y   s t i c k s

o
yess yesss
thiss iss
t h e   b r i m o   s t u f f

and now
in
r e l a t e d   n e u s
it's time for
my sbeshull fank full feature
what iss called
the I deu lubbs my S/Otter

perhabs
I habbs knot tole yeu
lately

butt
I deu lubbs
bully sticks
My S/Otter

and now

that brings uss teu
our regular feature

what iss called
*drumb roll*
The Friday Night Cheu

wright wright
teu night
wright out ob the backage
and
f  r  e  s  h

whee sellebrate
wheeks end
wif
b u l l y   s t i c k

and
yeu know
it seems like
l i f e
iss all whays
h u r r y   h u r r y   h u r r y

butt

teunight
iss all about
t a k i n g   m y   t i m e

teu
e n j o y
teu
s a b o r

* long deeb sigh*

some times
whee juss kneed teu
relacks
take a deeb breaf
fink

what
iss
really
imbortant

and
k e e b   l i f e   s i m b l e
k e e b   l i f e   f a n k s   f u l l