Friday Night Wrights: My Happy Valentine Week Edition

Welcome

teu
Friday Night Wrights
My Habby Balentine Wheek
Edition

wright wright

whee whake ub

e a r l y

- - - - -

Saturday

14f February

H a b b y   B a l e n t i n e s   D a y

and

after

much taking care ob

Me and The Dasher

. . .

the Mom

runs out

for

a hairs cut

a trib teu the bank

[on a counta our debit card number whas stolen]

and

a trib teu

t h e   g r o c e r y   s t o r e

yess yessss
and now
our regular feature
what iss called
b o u n t y   s a t u r d a y

brought teu uss
courtesy ob

k r o g e r
and all so
the Mom
[ob course]

freuts ... checks

sbring whatters ... checks

lunches at home ... check
tisheus ... check check

and now
wif

the groceries
but ub

. . .

it iss time

for a
s w e e t   r o l l

*recubbers*
*finks teu deu it again*

and now
look

. . .
P i e   i n   t h e   P e n

and now
since whee whir ub early
whee decide teu
take
a   n a b
butt then
the Mom finks teu take
a bicksher

ob
h e r   h a i r   c u t

*um*

yeb
that's it

and now

it's time for

our regular feature

what iss called

Out wif the Pie

yess yesssss
whee are keebing him
mosely

o n   l e a s h

what he
r a s s l e s

and

t u g s

and
b u l l s   t e u   t h e   g r o u n d

and
here he iss
juss being
Pie

*erm*
D a s h e r

he
iss
s o   c u t e

until
t i m e
teu
*tugtugtug*

*pull*

come back
i n n

butt

then

. . .

there iss

t h e   r a r e   t i m e

when
the Mom
allows him teu juss
r u n

what iss
really
a   g a m e   o b   c h a s e

and
r e c a l l

o

that boy
deus
lubbs

t h a t   g a m e

*nods*

- - - - -

and now

it's time for

our regular feature

what iss called

out wif the me

what brings uss
direckly teu
our holiday feature
what iss called
A Balentine Photo Sheut

ahh
yesss

tiss
the day teu celebrate
l u b b

and
while
life
some times calls ubon uss
teu
s h a r e   o u r   l u b b
wif
otters

I
whill knot
share
M y   B a l e n t i n e

and so
. . .
wif
a l l   m y   h e a r t

I lubbs Yeu

Mom

- - -

and now

a little

f r e e s t y l e

a little

r o m b

a little
b e r i m e t e r   c h e c k

and then

it iss

t i m e

for

our holiday feature

what iss called

The Saturday Night Dinner Blate

and

teunight's sbeshull

features
salmon and legumes kibbles

Aunt Karen fresh green beans

Aunt Karen carrots
Aunt Karen fresh sweet botatos

wif

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

and

Dasuquin Mint

and now
baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
g o o d   m a n n e r s
and
boor photography

*amen*
*dig inn*

*amen*
*dig inn*

*burb*
*burb*
and now
following
m u c h   a t t e n s h u n   f r o m   t h e   M o m
[whalks, whatters, tugs, trains, whalks]]=
- - -
it iss time for
our necket holiday feature
what iss called
My Aunt Karen Balentine

yess yessss
on a day when
the Mom can knot find
the gifts she bought uss

My The Aunt Karen
comes
frew

wif
an
a w e s o m e   b a g   o b   g i f t s

o
yeah

look
look

t e u   m o n k e y s
for
me

a bag
ob
t a t e r   g a t e r s
for
me
[back off, Pie ... lol]

t u r t l e   s k w e e k y

and
one
a n g r y   b o t t l e   c r u n c h y
for
The Dasher
*giggles*

and now
blease teu bardon
hiss
photo obb skills

The Pie
iss
a   m o d e l   i n n   b r o g r e s s
*nods*

and

little stinker's sweet boy's ecksitement

often gets

the best ob him

what iss

why whee oben

t h i s s   s b e s h u l l   g i f t

wif out

him

o
my
. . .
The Pie's First Christmas Ornament

o

w h e e   d e u   l u b b s   i t

. . .

whee deu lubbs

a l l   o u r   g i f ts

butt knot ass much ass

W h e e   l u b b s   O u r   A u n t   K a r e n

*nods*
*grins ear teu ear*
- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu
our mail bag feature
what whee coincidentally call
o u r   m a i l   b a g

and

in the mail teuday

iss thiss

b e r r y   l u b b e r l y   c a r d

from
t h e   b o o t i f u l
M i s s   J e n n i f u r   J   F u r r g u r l

o
so bootiful
. . .
I deu lubbs Yeu, My Sweets
Habby Balentines Day

fank yeu

SO MUCH

for

finking ob me

and

making me feel sbeshull

*nods*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Our Sunday

15f February

- - - - -

and

here iss

m e   a n d   t h e   l a z y   m o m

yesss
whee are enjoying
a tiny bit ob
a   l a y - i n n

whatching
n o n s e n s i c k a l   t e e b e e
and
such
. . .
wif
*shhhhhhhhh*

*whisbers*
the Pie
inn
a rare moment
ob
d a y   t i m e   s w e e b

while whee

h o l e d   o u r   b r e a f s
and blay a bit ob
b o s s u m
*chuckles*

and now

that brings uss teu

our all good fings must come teu an end feature

*giggles*
what iss called 

Inn The Yard wif Pie

he iss
such
a   c h a r a c k t e r

he iss

s o   f u l l   o b   f u n

*in barassed for the mom*

and
clearly habbs a career
wif
t h e   f a s h i n g   b o l i c e

*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu

our second

all good fings must come teu an end feature

what iss called

it iss 

M i s s   D y s o n   D a y

- - -

Dasher

iss

knot diss turbed

whee are
so glad
teu see
hiss reackshun

*cheers*

and now

our late feature

what iss called

The Pie's Late Feeding

comblete

wif

green beans

and

sweet botatos

and

here iss

The Pig Pie

dear lord

that boy
can
g o b b l e

it
hardly seems fair

really

butt
at least
I get
a   l a t e   l a s s t   c a l l

*sigh*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday

16f February

- - -

and

a few minutes

o u t   w i f   t h e   P i e

*tug*
*recall*

*run*

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Teudsday

17f February

- - -

and now

I bring yeu

Bubby Skool

= correckshun =
I bring Yeu
the low high lights

before skool starts
b a d   b o y
grabs
the bag ob chiggin
and
the Handler's hand
. . .
shredding the bag
shredding the hand
slinging blood ebbery where
shaking chiggin all ober the arena

the Handler
quietly buts
the Pie
back in hiss crate
inn the Trolley

comes back inn
bandages her hand
bicks ub the chiggin
then
retriebes him for class
- - -
where ub on
he
l o o k s   f o r   c h i g g i n
for
the hole hour

and
then
comes
*gulb*
- - - - -
d e t e n s h u n

wright wright

the Pie gets

 b i g   t i m e   d e t e n s h u n

- - -

lots ob

i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l   g a m e s

get it games

name recognishun games

. . .

it iss ub teu
the Mom Handler

teu see teu it

he deus knot become

a   j e u b e n i l e   d e l i n k w e n t

*big eyes*

shee habbs her whork

cut out for her

*nods*

and now

a glimbse ob

bad boy's late night feeding

still knot sure
why him
knot me

butt
he iss
e a t i n g

and
I amb
w h a i t i n g

*nomnom*

Pig
Pie

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Ackademia Whednesday

18f February

- - -

and here

where are at

The Mom's Home Bisit

at

l u n c h

for

our regular feature

called

the traditional chobbing ob the chees

yess yessss
whee are getting
an early start
inn
brebarayshuns
for
m y   s k o o l

libbers ... check
chees ... check
- - - - -
and now

at

the end ob the facktory day

. . .

Dasher Dinner

while
I rise ub from a
s w e e t   r o l l

teu
w h a t c h   o b e r
hiss dinner

and then
it iss time for
o u t   w i f   t h e   p i e

followed
by

o u t   w i f   t h e   m e

and then
it iss time for
our Trolley feature
what iss called
My Skool

wright wright
short trib
and
here whee are

at
KraftyK9 Dog Sports Skool
at
Smart Dog Training Center

and now

here I amb

s l i g h t l y   m i f f e d

on a counta
my the Mom Handler
f o r g o t   m y   m a t

M Y   M A T

and while
I deu
suffer from some
t e m b o r a r y   a m n e s i a

I
deu all so
demonstrate some
b r i l l i a n t   s k i l l s

and
iffin
I may say so

wif

n o   c h i g g i n

and

n o   b a n d a g e s

inbolbed

*dramatickal bow*

butt seriously

*bause for quiet refleckshun*

I deu

lubbs being here

j u s s   m e   a n d   t h e   M o m
errr
j u s s   m e   a n d   t h e   H a n d l e r

a l o n e

. . .

a l l   b y   o u r   s e l b e s

*sigh ob content meant*

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday

19f February

and

here iss

t e u d a y ' s   o n l y   p h o t o

*nods*

yesss

that's it
whee whill call it
gorgeous day butt traffick sucks

- - - - -

bring uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Yibbeeeee ... Friday

20f February

- - -

and here iss

the bre-facktory dasher

deuing
h i s s   f i n g

and now

wif

facktory time in the can

it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

our traditional fambily nab

what
ass yeu know
iss
knot so much
a nab

ass it iss
l o l l i n g

yeu know

. . .

time

for

b e l l y   r u b s

and
whatching ob the
t e e   b e e

and
h e a d   r u b s

and

telling ob

s e c r e t s

and
c o n t e m b l a y s h u n

and
. . .
h e ' s   b a c k   t h e r e
isn't he

h e ' s   w h a t c h i n g   m e
isn't he

h e ' s   s u s s b i s h u l l y   q u i e t
isn't he

. . .

whee had better

e n j o y

these few minutes

*nods*

on a counta

he iss

c o o k i n g   u b   t r o u b l e

I amb sure

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

out inn the out ob doors

and
here I amb
l o o k i n g   f o r   s o m e   f i n g

yess yesssss
a blace teu
s w e e t   r o l l

*hahahaha*|
*hobs ub*
*funny face*

and then
*sweet face*

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature

what iss called
Our Friday Photo Sheut

now
let's see

where shood whee
deu
o u r   s h e u t

hows a bout
w r i g h t   h e r e

ok ok
here iss my
f a r   a w h a y

wright wright
and here iss my
f a r   f a r   a w h a y

and now
my
a r e   y e u   s e r i o u s

o
and hows a bout
a
s m i r k

*um*
a
s w e e t   s m i r k

and
showing yeu
m y   l i c k e r

and
my
h a m s u m   b r o f i l e
*nods*

and now
I but it
a little
i n n   m o s h u n
for yeu

*chuckles*

and now

that brings uss teu

*shakes my head*

our new regular feature

what iss called

A Pie Photo Sheut

*um*
he iss more
inn teu
a b s t r a c k s
and
m o d e r n   a r t

r a r e
iss the moment
when
he iss
s t i l l

he iss all mose
all whays
a l l   o b e r   t h e   M o m

making it
difficult
for
the Photographer

teu
cabsher
h i s s   c u t e n e s s

or
h i s s   w h o l e   b o d y

quick quick
*snabs photo*
a   p i e   s w e e t   r o l l
*broud face*

and
here he iss gibbing yeu
s a s s y

and now
the ebber so rare
s i t

yess yessss
r a r e

again
a t   t h e   m o m ' s   f e e t

and then
oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
*sings teu the teune ob the 70s classick*
ebbery body whas
t w i g gy   f i g h t i n g 

those shakes

whirr

fasst ass lightning

in fack

he whass

a little bit frightning

butt then
wif
e q u a l   f e r o c i t y

he gibbs uss
. . .
h i s s   r e c a l l

and now
by
b o b - y e u - l a r   d e m a n d
. . .
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
" Quiet Pie "

yesss
wright wright
whee try
Quiet Pie

what means
whee
j u s s   b e   c a l m
and
l u b b s   o n   h i m

and
he
*squirms*

and now
whee moobs on
teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and

teunight's sbeshull

features

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh Aunt Karen green beans

fresh Aunt Karen carrots

fresh Aunt Karen sweet botatoes

wif

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

and

dasuquin mint

baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*
*dig inn*

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

after dinner outs

wright wright
and
here iss
The Pie

taking
the Mom
o u t

and
again
wif
the photo obbs

*grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrrrrrrr*

the boy
lubbs
a   g a m e   o b   t u g

whee
shood all so say
he iss
q u i c k   w i f   b u s i n e s s

and
hass a bretty good
o u t
[letting go ob the tug objeck]

butt
he deus lubbs
teu
t u g
and
he really
d i g s   i n n
when he gets close teu the door

*nods*

on a counta

when he comes inn

it iss

m y   t u r n

teu go out

and
after enjoying
m y   b u s i n e s s   t i m e
on
thiss beautiful afternoon

here
iss
me
r e a d y   t e u   g o   i n n

wright wright

on a counta
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
My Mail Bag

yesssssssss
I receibed
a   b e r r y   s b e s h u l l
B a l e n t i n e

from
M y   L u b b   M i s s   L i l y

and
here iss me
r e a d i n g   h e r   s w e e t   w h o r d s

and

since she whas kind enough

teu incleude

m y   l i l   b r o

. . .

I let

D a s h e r

see the card

teu

*shhh shhhhhh*

he does knot realize

it iss

ub side down

butt
he habbs
b l e n t y   t e u   s a y

fank yeu
Miss Lily
w h e e   l u b b s   y e u
so berry much

*smiles*

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our monfly feature

what iss called

Bark Bocks Friday

yess yesssss
t e u d a y
iss it

and
I can
h a r d l y   w h a i t
teu see
w h a t   i s s   i n n   s i d e

w o o t
 * * *
it iss
M a r d i   G r a s
inn
a   b o c k s

wright wright
chiggin bot bie treats
catfish bo-boy treats
a etta says crunchy duck chew

a skweeky
J e s t e r   B a l l
and
new angle
g u l b y
h 2 o   t e u   g o

and

here iss

t h e   c a r d

and now

let uss be clear

b a r k   b o c k s

iss

m y   b o c k s

on a counta

the Mom subscribed

b e f o r e   t h e   p i e   w h a s   b o r n

. . .

butt

I whill

s h a r e

S O M E
ob the fings

and

be sides

he iss

juss ass ecksited

by

f i n g s   o n   t h e   s i d e   t a b l e

*tsk tsk*

*shakes head*

and now

that brings uss teu

our seuber rare feature

what iss called

the Mom kneeds 5 minutes teu her self

- - -

deu knot ask me

I deu knot know why

butt

here iss

The Pie

wif

h i s s   l o a d e d   k o n g y

he iss
g o i n g   a f t e r   i t

o
yess yesss
thiss iss good
for
f i b e   m i n u t e s

butt
w h a t   a b o u t   m e

wright wright
for
t h e   w r i g h t   b r i c e
I amb good
for
f i b e   m i n u t e s
teu

o
yeah
- - -
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Chew

yesssssssss
b u l l y   s t i c k

and now

ass

our wheek comes teu

a close

- - -

I whant teu say
. . .

I lubbs Yeu

and

f a n k   y e u

for

l u b b i n g   m e

- - -

[signed]