Friday Night Wrights: Welcome Home The Pie Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

Welcome Home

The Pie

Edition

yess yesss

wright wright

now

lets get wright teu it wif

our sbeshull trabble feature

what iss called

rise and shine

at

The LaQuinta

yess yesssss

whee are

u b   a n d   o u t

teu tend teu

b u s i n e s s   m a t t e r s

and then

after

t a s t y   b r e a k f a s t s

and

more businesses

[ob course]

- - - - -

the Mom

boards the Trolley

for

B U B B Y B I L L E

- - -

and

*drumb roll*

here iss

O u r   L i m e   P i e

and

after saying

h i s s   e m o s h u n a l l   g o o d b y e s

and gibbing

b e r r y   m a n y   f a n k s

teu

G r a m m y

*tears*

. . .

The Pie

boards

my Trolley

. . .

M Y   T R O L L E Y

where

he rides like

a   b r o

teu

The LaQuinta

and

. . .

teu

m e

 " what iss in the bocks "

. . .
iss that
M y   L i m e   P i e

o my
. . .
he iss

w h i g g l y 

and

wif the Mom
acting ass if
t h i s s   i s s   n o   b i g   d e a l

I juss
berry calmly
look inn
*tail whags slowly*

o

look
there he iss

m y   l i t t l e   b r o t h e r
*beams wif bride*

then

wif the helb ob Aunt Karen

whee try teu get

T h e   P i e   t e u   P e e

in the baff reum

on

baber towels

[on a counta

he iss knot teu be a round

otter dog business areas]

butt

 h e   w h i l l   k n o t

so

that brings uss teu

our neckst trabble feature

what whee call

on the road again

and

yess yessss

wif no fan fare

whee board the Trolley

for our trib

H o m e   t e u   H o u s t o n

a bit whorried about

our new trabble combanion

butt

he rides like

a   c h a m b

knot a whimber
knot a beeb

- - -

in fack

whee deu knot stob until

whee kneed
a   b e t r o l e u m   r e f i l l
[and a bit ob lunch]

in

Winnnie, Texas

where

I hobbed out

for

m y   b i t   o b   b u s i n e s s

and then

T h e   P i e

hobbed out

for
a   w e e   b i t   ob   h i s s   o w n   b u s i n e s s

wif

the Mom

trying teu keeb hims

on the concrete

and

hims struggling

teu

g e t   t e u   t h e   g r a s s e s

so

ub on the curb

teu stebs on the grasses

and

o u r   l i t t l e   g u y

bees like a bro

then iss

w h i s k e d

back teu hiss seat in the Trolley

*nods*

and
here iss me
making sure hims iss
c o m f y

and then
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
WhataBurger Check-Inn:
Winnie, Texas Edition

wright wright
no trib iss comblete
wif out
M y   W h a t a b u r g e r   C h e c k - I n n
now
teu orders
ob
c h i g g i n s
blease

yess yesss
and
after a breef

set ub and ett ub

whee buckle ub

for

t h e   t r i b   h o m e

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

our berry mose awesome feature

what iss called
*unfurls big banner*

W E L C O M E   H O M E   T H E   P I E

and
here iss hims
s h n i f f i n g   m y   g r a s s e s

and
s a y i n g   h i
teu
the Photographer

and

wif my the Aunt Karen here

teu

s b o i l   a n d   e n t e r t a i n   m e

*nods*
the Mom
helbs
T h e   P i e
settle inn

and

what follows now

iss

a little photo feature

whee call

Mom and Pie, figyeuring it out

. . .

Pie's First Meal at Home

sticker

in the bottom

ob

hiss knew stainless steel bowl

so

quick quick

he iss etting out ob

*gasb*

t u b b e r w h a r e

making it
kinda like
A PickNick
- - -
Whatter Bowl Sbill

on

Bee Bad

and

*embarassed for him*

Little Pie's First Big Business

[a photo only a Mom wood lub]

then

Getting Teu Know The Mom

it habbs been
A Big Day

A Little Conbersayshun

A Little Nab

A Little Bubby Scent Towel Shmuggle

A Bit ob Cute

and
A Heabing Helbing ob Cute

and then

be fore the Aunt Karen heads home

A Sweet Welcome Home Photo

yess yesss

whee are inn for

a   f e w   c h a l l e n g e s

and

a   l o t   f u n

and now

enough a bout

b u b b y   b u b b y   b u b b y

- - - - -

it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

a little

M E   T I M E

on my binky

*look ob lub*
o
I deu lubbs my Mom

and
she lubbs me

here
she iss telling me
t h e   s t o r y

ob

how I whill all whays be

h e r   s b e s h u l l   b o y

*nods*

- - - - -

and after deuing

a bunch more stuff

whee curl ub for

a   g o o d   n i g h t ' s   s w e e b

[hobe fully]

whish uss luck

night night

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our wheu heu feature

what iss called

Sunday February 1f

The Pie Swebt All Night

. . .

and here he iss

e t t i n g   h i s s   b r e a k f a s s t

on a counta
he iss
a   h u n g r y   b o y
[ he iss going teu fit wright inn ]
*nods*

whee are still trying
teu
figyeur ebbery fing out

butt for
wright here

wright now

whee are juss
letting the little boy
e a t

and
e a t
and
e a t

and then

there iss

our reminder feature

what iss called

what about me

whell

w h e e   s h n i f f

juss a tiny bit

I
w h a t c h   h i m
 from afar

I
c h e c k   i n n   w i f   t h e   M o m
teu
make sure
a l l   i s s   o k a y

and
s h e   s a y s
" i t   i s s "
- - - - -
so now
it iss time for
our seuber sbeshull feature
what iss called
Aunt Dav Came teu Bisit

and
she brought
a   b i g   b o c k s   o b   f i n g s
what are
some for the Pie
and
MOSE for the Me
*nods*

um
I might habbs that back whards
butt
I deu knot fink so
*nods*

whee all habbs

a   g r e a t   b i s i t

and

that brings uss teu

our new regular feature

what iss called

Random Pie

and
here he iss
k i l l i n g   t h e   c a t   t u n n e l

he iss
jumbing it

he iss
rassling it

he iss
shaking it

. . .
I amb
looking on
*be whildered*

and then
juss when yeu fink
he iss
a   t o t a l   m a n i a c k
. . .
The Pie
s e t t l e s

inn treeged by
the camera

the Photographer
habbs teu be
q u i c k

on a counta
he
iss
f a s s s s t
*nods*

and now
here iss
P o o p e d   P i e

*collecktibbs sigh*
he
iss
a d o r a b l e

*sweet gentle kisses on ear*

- - - - -

and now

it iss time for

our surbibal feature

what iss called

it habbs been a long day

and
whee close it out
the besst whay whee know
. . .
wif
m e   t i m e

what I share
o n l y
wif
the Mom
and
My Raffy

*snores*

- - - - -

and

a nodder good night's sweeb

 brings uss teu

our new regular yet holly bob feature

what iss called

Our First Day wif No Helb

Monday

2f February

- - -

and

one fing whee try iss

Pie inn a Pen

whee breefly fink
that
on okayhsun

it might be helb full
for
uss
teu be able teu be
i n n   t h e   y a r d
. . .
a t   t h e   s a m e   t i m e

butt
whee habbs found
that bremise

teu be
u n l i k e l y

on a counta
*ahem*
t h e   s c r e a m i n g
and
m o n k e y   c l i m b i n g
[knot naming names butt knot the Mom]

and now
unforechewnutly
m o n d a y
means
f a c k t o r y   w h o r k
for the Mom

so
I take
a   s w e e t   n a b

and then

at

r e g u l a r   i n t e r b a l s

whee take

P I E   B R E A K S

for
b u s i n e s s

and
b l e a s u r e

yess yesss
he and the Mom
blay
r e c a l l   g a m e s

and
c h a s e   g a m e s

and
juss whatching
P i e   b e   t h e   P i e

all while

trying out

h i s   n e w   n a m e

teu be a nnounced forf wif

*nods*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

the long a whaited feature

what iss called

Reuf Time

and iffin
m y   n o s e
abbears
slightly
out
ob
joint

it might be
on a counta
i t   i s s

or
. . .

it might be
on a counta
I   a m b   t i r e d

sometimes
a   u b t u r n e d   a b b l e   c a r t
how ebber
iss
a berry berry
g o o d   f i n g

butt
it takes some
g e t t i n g   u s e d   t e u
*nods*

the Mom and I
are
b a r t n e r s

whee
are
i n n   t h i s s   t e u g e f f e r

and iffin yeu fink
I look
t i r e d

whell
. . .
# y e u s h o o d s e e t h e m o m
*giggles*

now
gibbs me
t h e   l i b b e r s

seriously
the Handler and I
take good time
for
t r a i n i n g

like
line ubs
bibbots
heelings wif attentibs
left turns and back ubs

and
whee blay
bay attenshun games
where
I sbin and the Mom calls out
sit or freeze

whee all so deu
our sit stays
and
our stands
many different whays

and then
whee head inn

for

a new regular feature

what iss called

In The Pen wif The Pie

yess yesss

a   b i t e   t e u   e a t

and now

the Pie habbs discubberd

t h e   l i b b e r   b o c k e t

um
I deu knot fink
whee whill habbs teu whorry
a bout
T h e   P i e ' s   F o o d   D r i b e

now
here's a bicksher ob
P i e   F l o o f

and
P i e   F a c e
after whinning at
a   g a m e   o b   t u g

o m d

h e   i s s   s o   c u t e

*heart melts*

- - - - -

butt

sbeaking ob

c u t e

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

more about me

here
I amb
helbing the Mom
ass
k i t c h i n g   s t a f f

and

here

I amb

keebing tabs on

t h e   M e d i a   S e c r e t a r y

ass

she kills time whaiting

on

o u r   l a s s t   c a l l

*haha*
the Mom cood knot
see whell enough teu bick ub
the after dark
p i e   p o o p
so she marked
the general area wif
a jumb bar
*rolls eyes*

and now

our regular feature

what iss called

night night

a long day
butt
a   w h o n d e r   f u l l   d a y

and
tucked in teu hiss little bed
. . .
S w e e b y   P i e

all iss quiet
all iss calm

so
I *kiss* the Mom

night night

- - - - -

and

whee a whake

teu

a nodder busy

facktory day at home feature

what iss called

Our Busy Teusday

3f February

and
ass yeu can see
The Pie
iss trying out
 t h e   b i g   c r a t e

while
I helb the Mom
wif
h e r   f a c k t o r y   w h o r k

it iss
a   g l e u m y   w h e f f e r   d a y
wif
the cold
and
the drizzles

and
that brings uss teu
our first time feature
what iss called
Home A Lone

yesssss
the Mom
habbs
P i e   E r r a n d s
teu run

so
me in my little reum
the Pie in hiss itty bitty reum
and she iss off
. .. .
BetCo for a lime green collar : *bust*
Academy for a tarb : *bingo*

and
in treu
n e r b o u s   m o m   s t y l e
she made the trib
inn
firty fibe minutes
*checks Ginnis Book for Records*

and now
that brings uss teu
our after neun feature
what iss called
nab time

wright wright
call it
g u i l t
or
call it
e c k s a u c e    c h u n

butt
I juss lubbs
a   n a b
wif
My the Mom
*nods and purrs*

and now

that brings uss teu

our new regular feature

what iss called

The Pie Goes teu Puppy Skool

yess yesss
blease teu meet
K r a f t K 9 ' s   N e w e s t   S t e u d e n t

where
he iss inn rolled wif
hiss little litter mate
Amos Moses
*cheers*

where
they begin teu learn
many skills
like
jumb for treat
frew the leg teu left and wright
sfinks drobs
*giggles*
and
sbins

ass whell ass
w h i s e   a d b i c e
on
crate behabe-yeurs
and
house reules
and
sched-yeules

The Pie
iss
a   b i t   o b   a   w h i l d   m a n
butt
he and the Handler
habbs
f u n

and then

i n n   a l l   g o o d   t i m e

. . .

they boaf come home teu

m e

*cheers*

*drizzle drizzle drizzle*

it iss
knot a good photo ob day
out ob doors

so
the Photographer
s n a b s
what she can

and

hobes for the best

- - -

and

here iss

n e a r l y   l a s s t   c a l l

wif
the jumb bar
relocated
*chuckles*

and
here I amb
bretending knot teu hear the Mom
while
the Pie
sings
The Song ob His Beeble

yikes
t h a t   b o y
iss
l o u d

*hahaha*

and now

wif

a   r e s t   f u l l   n i g h t

under our belts

whee kick off

our regular feature

what iss called

Humb Day

. . .

wif

Pie for Breakfasst

gibbing the Mom
time
teu check out
h i s s   f e f f e r s

f e f f e r i e r
whee
fink

and now
sad ass it might be
it iss time for
our facktory feature
what iss called
whednesday whork

and
here iss
The Pie
ass
C l e r k   I

and ob course
here iss me
. . .
Executibbs Assistant, ESQ

it iss
a   b i z z y   d a y
for uss all

butt
here iss
our new regular feature
what whee are calling
daily dose ob pie
or
yeur daily slice ob pie
*scratches noggin undecided*

and
here he isss
*tug tug tug grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

and
*clears froat and makes abologies*
here whee offer ub
t h e   w r o n g   w h a y
teu
b l a y   w i f   t h e   P i e

wright wright
t e u   m a n y   t o y s

knot enough mom

butt
on the bright side

P i e   B o y
deu lubbs hiss
t u g

* grrrrrrr grrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

and

whell

he iss all so

*how teu but it*

A   S C R E A M E R

it iss knot bain screams
it iss knot sebarayshun screams
it iss
C O N T R O L   S C R E A M S

blease teu
helb me
J e s u s
- x - x - x -
and now
*drumb roll*
may I habbs yeur attenshun blease
. . .
I amb bleased teu
a n n o u n c e
*clears froat*
The Pie
habbs
a   n e w   n a m e

*cheers*
and
more on the name seleckshun
forf whif
- - -
butt for now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia Whednesday

and
our sub-set feature
what iss called
the traditonal chobbing ob the chee

o m d
it iss hard teu
f i n k
wif
a l l   t h i s s   s c r e a m i n g

and
thiss iss
w h a t   i t   l o o k s   l i k e
when yeu whalk in
the otter reum

*deeb sigh*

and now

wif the Pie

in

hiss littlest little reum

- - -

whee board the Trolley

for

My Skool

and my
Whalk Thiss Whay
The Sequal
class

and
inn
t h e   b e a s   f u l l   q u i e t
*shock teu ears*
ob
the Trolley ride ober

the Mom Handler
finks
teunight whill go
one ob teu whays
:
whee whill be brilliant
or
whee whill bust

o
yess yesssssss
whee whork on
o u r   o n - t h e - b o a r d   l i n e   u b s
like
slides
rounds
frews

and then
teu
d i s t r a c k s h u n s

like
t r a f f i c k
and
c h a n g e s   i n n   f l o o r i n g

and
a r e n a   g a t e s

then
whee take it teu
r e a l   m o s h u n
wif
heel - sbin - heel
and
heel - frew- heel
and
sbirals

a l l
while the Mom
gibbs me sbeshull brobs
bays me sbeshull attenshun
. . .
she and I habbs
s o   m u c h   f u n
and
I   A M B   A   R O C K   S T A R

juss saying

- - - - -

and now

b a c k   a t   h o m e

. . .

there iss quiet

yet

The Pie

iss

s t i l l   a l i b e

*cheers*
juss look
Little Dasher
lubbs
the mom

such
a   g o o d   b o y

he
deus hiss business
and
stays wright wif the mom

and now
The Pie
fed

and
beed and boobed
. . .
I amb out
for
lasst call

and
o n e   l a s s t   c h a n c e
teu be in control

lubbs yeu
night night
- - - - -
bringing uss teu
our whork from home feature
what iss called
Facktory Whork At Home Fursday

5f Februrary

. . .

and

since whee habbs teu

return

facktory whork teu the facktory

whee

decide teu make a

Z o e ' s   K i t c h i n g   S o u b   R u n

and

here iss me

u n r e s t r a i n e d

whating on

our order

and
a l o n g   f o r   t h e   r i d e
here iss
The Pie

here iss
The Pie

I fink yeu can see
he iss trabbling
k i n d a   b l u s h
*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

Random Pie

*cues Monkeys pheme song*
here whee come
whalking down the street

whee get the funniest looks from
ebbery one whee meet

hey hey
here iss
D A S H E R

yess yesss
the Mom Handler
iss
t r a i n i n g   t h i s s   l i t t l e   g u y
in the yard

and
he lubbs it

he iss
b e r r y   a t t e n t i b b s
teu
the Mom Handler

habbs
a   g r e a t   r e c a l l

and
habbs
g r e a t   t r e a t   d r i b e

here
he iss habbing
a   l i t t l e   i t c h y   s c r a t c h y

and
moments later
a   b i t   o b   p i e   d o g a

o
there he goes
r a s s l i n g   a   t w i g   o b   g r a s s
*pounce pounce pounce*

and now

that brings uss teu

our daily feature

what iss called

more about me

and
um
l i f e   w i f   p i e
iss taking some
getting used teu

the Mom
iss
deuing her besst
teu maintain
g o o d   b a l a n c e

and
she whorries
on a counta
I amb
a   b i t   m o b e y
teuday

butt
I tell her

I
amb
juss
t i r e d

there iss
m o r e   h u b   b u b
wright now
and
there iss
more
*ahem*
N O I S E

butt

knot teu whorry

when it comes time for

our regular feature

what iss called

The Fursday Night Dinner Blate

o
yess yesss
here I amb
saying
b r a y e r s   o b   f a n k s

for
My Aunt Karen
and
her bedgies

ahh yess yesss

teunight's sbeshull

~

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh carrots

fresh green beans

fresh sweet botato

and

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

baired wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*nom nom nom*

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my after dinners whalk

yesss
whalk
...
on a string
...
i n   m y   o w n   b a c k y a r d

on a counta
the Mom
likes teu
m o n i t o r
me

for
b u s i n e s s   b u r b o s e s
yeu know

and
it iss
o k a y   b y   m e

ass
I rather enjoy
t i m e   w i f   t h e   M o m
*nods*

and now

sbeaking ob

t i m e

and

the Mom

- - -

here iss

a new sbeshull feature

what iss called

The Pie Obens A Gift

wright wright
an awesome gift
from
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
[and she whas MINE first]

and
look look

he

goes

after

it

o ... o ... o
a   l i m e   g r e e n   t u g

and
he deus
l u b b s
it
*grrrrrr grrrrrrr grrrr grrrrrrrrrrrtt*

now

whee habbs since

come teu the realizayshun

that

The Pie

shood only habbs
o n e   t o y   a t   a   t i m e
when whee are habbing
b l a y   t i m e

butt
for wright now
look look
there iss a
S n o o b y   B o n e   S t u f f y
in the bag
teu

o
he deus
l u b b s
it

and

I   D E U   T E U

*harummph*

- - - - -

and now

*beeeeb beeeeeeb beeeeeeeb*

thiss actibates

our emergency broadcast signal feature

what iss called

E   N u f f

A   B o u t

the bubby

*haha ... sorta*

and now
*zeum*

*zeum zeum*

*zeum*
*home*

and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull hollybobs feature
what iss called
My Balentine Bocks

wright wright
the man what whalks my street
ebbery day
brings me
t h i s s   s w e e t   b o c k s

what iss
addressed teu
B I G   B R O T H E R   R E U F U S   W R I G H T

wright wright
that's
M E

come on
blease teu
let's oben it

blease blease blease
wright now
b l e a s e

omd
h e a b e n l y   s h m e l l s
inn side

o
I can knot
helb my self

I
dibe wright inn
for
t h e   t e d d y   b e a r

wheu
iss nesstled inn
b a g s   o b   t a s t y   t r e a t s
o my

Beet Teu My Heart
PawNut Butter Nips
and
Ginger Sniffers

o
my
.  .  .
j u s s   w h a t   t h e   d o g t e r   o r d e r e d

and
m a n y   f a n k s
teu
My Sweet Aunt Phyl
and
M F T
M i s s   K h y r a

fank yeu

for

making

a   b e r r y   s b e s h u l l   b o yfeel

b e r r y   s b e s h u l l

*nods*

. . .

and now

that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday

6f February

and
whee are
u b   e a r l y
*ahem*
b e r r y   b e r r y   e a r l y

so
wif no facktory isheus bending
. .
whee deu
l o l l
juss a bit

and then
after
Dasher : recalls in the yard
Dasher : tug time
Dasher : sbins and sits and freezes
- - -
Dasher : takes a break in hiss little reum

a llowing
the Mom Chef
c u l i n a r y   t i m e
teu cook
me
s e c o n d   b r e a k f a s t

yess yessss
s g r a m b l e d   e g g s
ob course

*nomnomnomnomnom*
and then
whee settle inn
teu
a day ob
m y   n e e d i n e s s
#misterindepdendentnotsoindepdentnow

ob course

I balance

my needinesses

wif
m o b e y - n e s s e s

so
the Mom

makes sure teu sbend
s b e s h u l l   t i m e

wif

me

lots ob
q u e s t i o n   m a r k s
inn

m y   l i t t l e   n o g g i n

and
the Mom
iss trying teu

a n s w e r

and

the best what teu
c o m f o r t   m e
iss

teu

t r a i n   w i f   m e
*cheers*
*sbins*

and
*close*

*sit stay for recall*

*recall*

o

yesss yesssssss

I

amb

a w e s o m e

*cheers*

- - - - -

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature

wif a scandalous twist
what iss called
My Nude Photo Sheut

whee call thiss one
m y   t i r e d   b r o

bose

and

thiss one
m y   r e a l l y   t i r e d   b r o

bose

and then

whee break for

a   m o m e n t

so that I can
g a f f e r   m y   a r t i s t i c k   f o u g h t s 

*nods*

*searches tired brain for foughts*

and now
I offer yeu
a quick
b u b l i c k   s e r b i c e   a   n n o u n c e m e n t
*clears froat*
.  .  .
" b u b b i e s   a r e   w h o r k "

. . .
fank yeu

fank yeu berry much

and now
that brings uss teu
our new regular feature
what iss called
Bubby Photo Friday

[blease teu eckskuse the bee bose]

and
here he iss
getting used teu
t h e   l e a s h

aw yeah 

he's
a   c u t e   f e l l o w

wif
great
f i n d   t h e   f a c e

habbing
a bit of a hard time
wif
t h e   l e a s h

butt
o f f   l e a s h

he iss
g r e a t

though
whee kneed teu
break
t h e   b e a r   b a w s
habbit
when jumbing for a treat
.  . .
n o w

wright wright
butt
look at hiss
r e c a l l

B i g   B o y
*heart swells wif bride*
then

he

a t t a c k s   t h e   M o m ' s   b a n t s
*sigh*

and now

it habbs been

a   l o n g   d a y

in berry fack

a   l o n g   w h e e k

and

inn

a   m o m e n t   o b   t u r m o i l

and

a   j a v a   u b d a t e

. . .

lasst wheek's

b e r r y   i m b o r t a n t   b l o g   b o s t

whas

ober written

b l a n k

*faints*

- - -

I

amb

diss

traught

[ ass yeu can see ]

whee are whorking

teu re-create

the tail ob my big trib

teu
P i c k   U b   T h e   P i e
butt
time iss at a bremium wright now
- - -

it may take a while

teu catch ub
butt

blease teu knot forget me