Friday Night Wrights: The Learning Curve Edition

Welcome

teu
Friday Night Wrights
The Learning
Curb
Edition

wright wright

and

a bart of what

whee are learning

iss

h o w   t e u   f i n d

t i m e   t e u   b l o g
so

blease teu forgibbs

our rough edges

- - - - -

now let's get teu it

. . .
Saturday

7f Februry
and

here I amb showing yeu

m e

when

The Pie

goes out at mid night

for

l a s s t   c a l l

and now

after
a good night's sweeb
and

t h e   n e w   d a y
started

here iss

some

r a n d o m n e s s e s

. . .

i t t y   b i t t y   f e f f e r s

B I G   G O B B L E S

and now

for

*drumb roll*

 A   E D I T OR ' S   N O T E

about

f i g y e u r i n g   i t   o u t

*clears froat*

The Mom

iss trying

teu

l e a r n

how teu raise a bubby

how teu balance her attenshun

how teu satisfy my curiosity

how teu bond wif the bubby

*deeb breaf*

how teu get the little guy

off on the wright foot

how teu make sure

I know I amb lubbed

. . .
whee whant teu deu thiss

the wright whay
. . .

whee are learning

whee are making many miss takes
butt

whee are learning

and

whee are

f i g y e u r i n g   i t   o u t

what follows here
how ebber
are
l o t s   o b   m i s s   t a k e s
[soon teu be correckted]
*bows head*

- - -
and now
back teu

o u r   r e g u l a r   b r o g r a m
. . . . .

here iss

m e

looking on

wif

the Pie ... oblibious

close ub

ob

P i e   F u r

and

our fun feature

what iss called

Me and The Mom

Selfy

blease teu bardon her

d i s s h e b b l e d   a b b e a r a n c e

on a counta

she habbs

a   b u b b y

I

f o r g i b b s

her

though

*chuckles*

and now

a few

o u t   t a k e s

on a counta

whee habbs

n o   s h a m e

*smooooch*

and now

look look

. . .

Aunt Karen

brought uss

a   l i t t l e   l i m e   p i e

*nom nom nommy*

it iss

sooooooo good

- - - - -

and now

a photo sheut feature

whee call

me in the nursery

yess yesss

showing yeu

the good boy

the boy

wheu

l i s t e n s

the boy

wheu

iss

t i r e d

and

e m b a f e t t i c k

the boy

wheu

u n d e r s t a n d s

and

um

the boy

wheu

l u b b s   t h e   l i b b e r s

*nods*

and now

. . .

The Pie Plan

*giggles*

[sorry ... architeckt joke]

boy o boy

for

a   l i t t l e   g u y

he sure can

e a t

here iss

me

w h o n d e r i n g

. . .

why deus he get free meals

more

Pie Fuzz

and

The Pie Rear Elebayshun

*giggles*

[sorry ... a nodder architeckt joke]

see

look look

itty bitty feffers

and now

here iss

our regular feature

what iss called

The Pie Play Time

here

hee iss

getting

t h e   S n o o b y   b o n e

k i l l i n g   i t

and

b l a y i n g   t u g

wif it

*grrrr grrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrr*

o

he

s t o l e

it

and now

more

t u g   t i m e

and neckst

on a counta

yeu are a ccustomed teu

seeing it

. . .

here iss
me

at

l a s s t   c a l l

and now

the Mom's sbeshull feature

what iss called

" q u i e t   t i m e   f o r   t h e   P i e "

blease teu forgibbs

the Photographer

it iss imbortant

for

the Mom teu

b e   b r e s e n t   i n n   t h e   m o m e n t

*nods*

and

Little Dasher

iss

a bit ob

a   w h i l d   m a n

*raaaarrrrrrrrr*

night night

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

Sunday

8f February

. . .

a great day

for

our regular creatibbs feature

what whee call

My Art

- - -

Pie Whatter Color

Pie Bintage

Pie Tecknickal

and

now

Me Tecknickal

Me Whatter Color

wif detail

Me Whatter Color

bold

and now

wif

craft time ober

- - -

here iss

Our Pie Feeding Feature

what iss called

fibe o clock

he iss

a gobbler

seriously

a

G O B B L E R

*nods*

thiss boy iss

s e r i o u s

about

h i s s   b i t t l e s

and now

ober there

iss

m e   l o o k i n g   o n

*looks gaunt*

and now

m y   t u r n

for

o u r   a f t e r   d i n n e r   w h a l k

under thiss

g o r g e o u s   b l e u   s k y

and then

can yeu beliebe it

. . .

the boy wif the tiniest tummy

gets teu

e a t   a g a i n

it

iss

 b e d   t i m e

and

he

iss

eating again

wright wright

on wif it

. . .

here iss our

10pm feeding

*nomnomnom*

*nomnomnom*

*nomnomnom*

he goes out
and
he comes back inn

for
a   b i t   o b   b l a y   t i m e

and
here he iss
t a l k i n g

and
thiss little fellow
habbs
a   l o t   t e u   s a y

and now
. . .
t u g   t i m e

r a s s l e   t i m e

and then
a bit ob
p h o t o   t i m e

he

iss
s o   c u t e

a d o r a b l e

and
I fink

may be

juss

may be

a bit
t i r e d

*looks on and cheers*

and now

our regular feature

what iss called

lasst call

yess yessss
whee boaf go out
for

a bit ob
l a s s t   m i n u t e   b u s i n e s s

and

wif

Little Dasher

tucked in

hiss bed

the Mom
tucks me
in teu
t h e   b i g   b e d

where

whee
tell secrets

whisber sweet nuffings

and berry quietly
s m o o c h
a little
*shhhh shhhhhhhh*

night night

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our unforechewnut feature

what iss called

Back Teu The Facktory

Monday

9f February

- - -

o

I shood tell Yeu

about

O U R   W H O R K   W H E E K   B L A N S

lasst wheek
while the Mom whas home
wif uss
she talked teu
seberal

p e t   s i t t e r s
and

she bicked

o n e
wheu came wif
many whonder full
r e c o m m e n d a y s h u n s
butt
shee wood
l i e   a   w h a k e
in bed ebbery night
w h o r r y i n g
and then
M y   A u n t   S u s a n
wheu libbs neckst door
and
takes care ob
m e
from time teu time
offers teu
c h e c k   o n   u s s
m i d   a f t e r   n o o n
*cheers*
*kisses Aunt Susan*
so

. . .
Mom comes home

for
e a r l y   l u n c h
and

Aunt Susan
bobs inn

for
a   w e e   b i s i t
- - -
B E R F E C K T
*cheers*
and
the Mom habbs
b e a c e   o b   m i n d
*whshhhhhew*

- - -

and now
on wif

o u r   d a y

and 

m y   a f t e r   d i n n e r   w h a l k y

and now

t h e   P i e   w h a l k

*giggles*

then
the Mom sbends
a   b u n c h   o b   t i m e
blaying and training
wif
Little Dasher

and
then

shee
t r a i n s   w i f   m e

butt
I still feel
mobey

* s i g h *
m  o  b  e  y

and

then

she says teu her self

. . .

"self", she says... "what wood berk ub the Reuf"

and now
our sbeshull feature
what iss called

Friday Night Chew On Monday Night

o

yeah

thiss

iss

how

yeu

c h e e r   m e   u b

wright wright

it

iss

s o   g o o d

I

whant

teu
s a b o r   i t

e n j o y

ebbery minute

ob

it

*rolls eyes back in head and juss chews*

o

yeah

what
a

nobble idea
. . .

M o n d a y   N i g h t   C h e w

and now

let's fasst forward

teu

our regular feature

what iss called

the late feeding

b u b b y   e a t s

and
e a t s

and
d r i n k s

and
g o e s   o u t   s i d e
and then
b l a y s

and
t u g s

and then
whee all

g o   o u t   a g a i n
for
l a s s t   c a l l
before
night night
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

- - - - -
and

that brings uss teu

Teusday

10f February

and
Mom

iss
h o m e   f o r   l u n c h

- - -
Dasher
iss
c o n d u c k t i n g   b u s i n e s s

inn
hiss ex ben

I

amb
l o l l y g a g g i n g

and
I habbs
a   w e e   a u d i e n c e

*giggles*

and now
that brings uss teu
our Teusday feature
what iss called
Bubby Skool

- - -
and
here are
T h e   B r o d d e r s

Little Dasher
iss
m e z z m e r i z e d
by
Sweet Amos
- - -
it iss
a   g r e a t   c l a s s

and
while

the Handler

whorks hard
teu keeb

Dasher's attenshun
[blease teu forgibbs... she iss green... and learning]

it iss
a   g r e a t   c l a s s

lots ob fun
and
they learn berry many fings
- - -
and then

after class
A m o s   a n d   D a s h e r

habbs
a   m o m e n t
ob

f u n

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

time for me

yeah
m e

and
I whill
s h a r e   m y   l i m e   s b o t   l i g h t

wif
R A F F Y

on a counta
I deu lubbs him
*nods*

and now

*sigh*
More Pie Reuteen

he

iss
all whays
e a t i n g

and
beeing and boobing

he
iss

a   b r e t t y   g o o d   b o y
in the yard

berry good
about
c o m i n g
when called

and
q u i c k
teu

t a k e   c a r e   o b   b u s i n e s s

and now
that brings uss teu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
Gifts For The Pie

yess yesssss
O u r   A u n t   L i s a

sent

Little Dasher

these
s w e l l   w h e l l c o m e   h o m e   g i f t s

wright wright
check it out
. . .
thiss swell
l i m e   a c c e n t e d   j a c k e t

yess yesss
c o u t u r e

and

knot juss

c l o b e s

butt all so
t e u   count em   t e u

l i m e   g r e e n   t o y s

a bouncy ball

and

a bassifier chew

and

inn

t h e   b l i n k   o b   a n   e y e

- - - - -

I

s t o l e

the

b a s s y

*um*
I
feel like
a   b u b b y

again

*chew chew suck chew suck chew*

I deu

l u b b s

the bassy

and
*um*

I amb

juss
b r e a k i n g   i t   i n n

for

the Pie

and now

in the name ob

trying teu figyeur out

o u r   s c h e d u l e

the creuse direcktor

declares it

time

for

m y   l a s s t   c a l l

and

o u t
I go

*brows*

*shniff*
*whander*

*small business*

and

mean while

b a c k   a t   t h e   r a n c h

w  h  a  t
*runs back inn*

and now
for
our late night feature

what iss called
whinding down the Pie

he

e a t s

he
b u s i n e s s e s

and then

he

comes inn

for

a bit ob
q u i e t   t i m e

a bit ob
l u b b   t i m e

wright wright
the Mom

lets me
s a t i s f y   m y   c u r i o s i t y

while
shee
d i s t r a c k t s
the little guy

wif
My Raffy

wif
s w e e t   t a l k

letting

him

juss

c h i l l

and

enjoy
h e r   l u b b i n g s

and then
when whee are all ready
. . .
Sweet Dasher

iss tucked in hiss bed

and
I
H O G

the big bed

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday

11f February

and
time
for
t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e

come on

it's

t i m e

teu
g o   o u t

so
I can
c o m e   i n n

teu
b o a r d   t h e   t r o l l e y
for

M y   S k o o l

and
after
a quick bass

frew
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d

I amb
i n n   s i d e

on
m y   m a t

brebaring

for

c l a s s

wright wright
brebaring

for

f u n

and
teunight
whee blay
b o a r d   g a m e s

and

whee
deu
c a l l s   a n d   h e e l s

a round the arena

O
. . .

say
' hello'
teu
Miss Meg
[ober my shoulder]

whee
deu
s b i r a l s
*dizzy*

and

180 teu left wif sbin
*fun*

and

left turn wif sbin

*yay*

and

b a c e   c h a n g e s

whee frow inn
a   f r e w
teu
our heeling

the Handler
and
I

whork on
o u r   f o c u s

and
the timing

ob
h a n d   t a r g e t s

o
the Handler and I
habbs
s o   m u c h   f u n

juss
being here
t e u g e f f e r

yess yesss
G o   T e a m   R e u f u s
*cheers*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday

12f February

and now
a few
quick noon photos

it iss
a   g o r g e o u s   d a y
ass yeu can see

*dawdles*

and then
*blink blink*
the Mom
iss
h o m e

again

Dasher and I

habbs etten
o u r   d i n n e r s

I amb out
while
he iss

finishing ub

and
s c r e a m i n g

though
he falls
s i l e n t
when whee whalk back inn

and now

our regular feature

what iss called

out wif the Pie

o

thiss boy

lubbs
teu

j u m b   a t   t h e   c a m e r a

he

iss
a   g r e a t   f o l l o w e r

an

a w e s o m e   c h a s e r

so full ob
s b u n k

and
m i s s c h i e f

awww
l o o k   a t   h i m
he iss
s o   c u t e

little toot

he

iss
a   c h a r a c k t e r

and

whee deu

l u b b s

him

*nods*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our mail bag feature

what iss called

M y   B a l e n t i n e s

wright wright
inn our bocks
. . .
teu for me
and
one for the Mom

yessss

wif

the helb ob

one berry seuber
Aunt Dav

. . .

Dasher and I

send thiss

s b e s h u l l   b a l e n t i n e

yess yessss

whee lubbs her

m o r e   t h a n   t o y s

*nods*

and
blease teu note
that
I let the Dasher Pie
sign the card
. . .
butt
shee iss
M Y   B A L E N T I N E
. . .
M I N E
*nods*

o ... o ... o
all so
in the bag
- - -
a berry sweet
 fought full card
from
Aunt Cyndi, Uncle Alan
Cousin Louie and Cousin Sophie

o
I deu lubbs and miss Yeu
so berry much
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
the otter card yeu see
comes wif
. . .
M y   B a l e n t i n e   B a c k a g e

all the whay
from
The Attick
Canada

and
inn side

a gift for the Pie
a gifrt for the Me
and
a gift for the Mom

from
My Aunt Marni
- - -
o
I deu lubbs
My Little Wolf
l i b b e r s

and
a
w h a t t e r   b u f f a l o   h o r n
*curious shniffs*

and
neckst ub
iss
The Pie

wheu
t e a r s   i n n   t e u   h i s s   g i f t

inn side ob which
iss
My Little Wof Salmon
*cheers*
and
hiss berry own buff horn
*woot*

ob course
Pie
all so
lubbs
t h e   t i s h e u   b a b e r

and then

in the lasst backage

. . .

a   g i f t   f o r   t h e   M o m

*what*

o
my
seuber cute socks
and
awesome dog magnet
*grin*
the Mom
l u b b s
them

m a n y   f a n k s
teu
Aunt Marni

for
the whonder full surbrise
. . .
whee lubbs yeu so berry much
- - -
and now

nighty
night
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
WeuHeu Friday
13f February

and
here yeu whill see
the Mom iss
h o m e
from the facktory

whee
are
o u t
wright quick

and then
she
and
Dasher
board the Trolley

wright wright
leabing
m e
home by my self

what
iss
t o t a l l y   u n a c c e p t a b l e

o
. . .
whait
. . .
n e b b e r   m i n d
I'm good
- - - - -
yess yesss
The Trolley
stobs at
*drumb roll*
F a i r b a n k s   A n i m a l   C l i n n i c k
bringing uss teu
our first ob free features
what iss called
The Pie's First Shots

and
whaying in
at
t e n   b o u n d s   e b e n
. . .
The Dasher

and
ass they whait
teu
meet
M y   D o c t o r   M a r k
. . .
they fink teu
take
a   s e l f y

he
iss all so
taken teu the back
for
*ahem*
y e u  k n o w   w h a t

[hiss ears might be the bulk ob those ten bounds]

and
whee are toled
he
b e h a b e d
berry whell
*shocked face*

yess yesssss
Little Dasher
receibed
a   b e r r y   g o o d   r e b o r t
ebbery single fing
g o o d
. . .
and
here iss hiss
f i r s t   s h o t

the Mom

habbs

a   l o n g   h i s t o r y

wif

My Doctor Mark

and

he iss

s e u b e r   e c k s i t e d

that whee habbs

a   n e w   f a m b i l y   m e m b e r

*nods*

and now

wif

the Trolley

offishully

b a r k e d   i n n   t h e   g a r a g e

whee are able teu

offishully

k i c k

o f f

o u r   w h e e k e n d

thuss
bringing uss teu
our feature
what iss called
it's about time for me

yessss
it
iss

and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab

what
ass yeu know

iss
more a bout
t h e   l u b b i n g

and
t h e   h e b b y   b e t t i n g

ok
and
a bit a bout
t h e   r e s s t

*um*
. . .
a little lower
and
teu the left

*ahhh*
that's
it

and
ob course
there iss all so

*whisbers*
o u r   g u i l t y   b l e a s u r e

*looks teu make sure no one can hear*
*whisbers*
tee
em
zee

ob course
if yeu deu knot whatch it

then
neiber deu whee

o
I deu fink
thiss iss
m y   f a b o r i t e   m o m e n t
ob
the wheek

*nods*

I

deu

lubbs

o u r   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b

- - - - -

and now

for

our new regular feature

what whee call

The Pie Photo Sheut

*cheers*

um
*finking*

and
here iss hiss
flying nun

and
um
s h n o z z

awww
A   P i e   i n n   t h e   H a n d

a
little
c h a s e

o
l e a f

and
. . .
then

here
he
c o m e s

and
s i t s
for
a brief bose

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

o yeah

teunight's sbeshull

features

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh green beans

salmon oil drizzle

wif

bink lady abble garnish

and

dausaquin mint

baired
wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course

*amen*
d i g   i n n

and then
teu
The Pie's Dinner Blate

wif

s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s

and
knot so good manners

butt
whee are
whorking on them

me
from
a diss tants

and now

it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

after dinner outs

wif
The Dasher

...........
d a s h i n g

and
when it iss
m y   t u r n

I deu
the big business
and
then
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Photo Sheut

teumorrow

iss
t h e   h o l i d a y   o b   l u b b

yess yesssss
. . .
Balentines Day

so
first
I gibbs yeu
l u b b s

and then
I gibbs yeu
s w e e t s

a bit
ob
what cheu talkin bout whillis

and now
My Friends
. . .
whee fank yeu
for
coming a long
on
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