Friday Night Wrights: The Scary Pie Scare Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

The Scary Pie Scare Edition

ass yeu might recall

[though lasst wheek's edition iss knot yet bublished]

Little Dasher

habbed

h i s s   s e c o n d   r o u n d
o b
b a c k s i n a y s h u n s

lasst Friday
6f March

then

back home

h i s s   a b b e t i t e

whas good

butt

he whas a bit

q u i e t

and

later

he whas whalking

a bit like

a   d r u n k e n   s a i l o r

fine when going straight

butt
t i b s y
when turning a round

*scratches head*

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Saturday Morning

7f March

and
here whee are
biled ub in
t h e   b i g   b e d

where
Dasher

iss
r a s s l i n g   t h e   a r m y   d i l l e r

then

he finks

teu go after

m y   b a r k b o c k s   j e s t e r

and
when the Mom says
" n o "

he finks teu
grab
h i s s   o w n   r e i n s

and
c i r c l e   t h e   d i l l e r

swinging round
for
a

s u r b r i s e   a t t a c k

gibbing me
the obborteunity

teu

check

t h e   t r u n k
or

ass I call it
*giggles*
t h e   e c k s a u c e d   b i b e

and then
when

the Photographer tries teu photograph

m e   b y   m y   o w n   s e l f
so
The Pie
p h o t o b o m b s

*nods*
here iss
what she whas trying teu
cabsher
. . .
S w e e t   M e

finking
thiss whas
m y   a r m y   d i l l e r
back when yeu whir
a   b o o d l e
*chuckles*

*awwwwww*
juss look

at
T h e   P i e

s o   s w e e t

whee stob teu fink

he iss really

g r o w i n g   u b

and inn teu

a   b e r r y  l u b b i n g   b o y

nebber gibbing fought teu the fack

he might be

f e e l i n g   b o o r l y

[butt I amb jumbing a head]

- - - - -

ok

*um*

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

The Mom Feels Like

She Habbs Negleckted

Me and My Training

so

Whee Go for An Outing

Juss Me and Her

*nods*

*habby dance*

and
here
whee are on our whay

teu
BetCo

for
d i s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g
and

a few fings whee kneed

wright wright

whee deu go inn
and

though I amb
a   b i g   h i t
wif the embloyees and shobbers
. . .
I deu
g r e a t
training in the back ob the store

and while

I score

a   l o t   o b   f r e e   c o o k i e s

their blastick nighty night crates

are

about

twice too ecksbensibbs

so

whee burchase

a   l i m e   g r e e n   c o l l a r

for

Little Dasher

- - -

and then

board the Trolley

teu

BetsMart

where
here iss

me

ass
BetsMart Model

- - -
R e u l a n d e r

then

inn side
whee test my
s i t   /   s t a y

and
d o w n   /   s t a y

skills

and
whee burchase
teu stainless steel bowls

and

free backages ob

F r e u t a b l e s
 for me
and

a   b i g g e r
n i g h t y   n i g h t
l i t t l e   r e u m
for
The Pie

and then
head off
teu deu
m o m   e r r a n d s

then
ass whee start
h o m e
the guilty feeling mom

finks teu stob by
w h a t a b u r g e r

and

order me

some

c h i g g i n

wright wright
C H I G G I N
*cheers*

and now

that brings uss teu

our whorst nightmare feature

what iss called

our whorst nightmare

. . .

after the 5pm feeding

Little Dasher

habbs

seberal bouts ob diarrhea

. . .

whorried

the Mom calls Aunt Karen

and

while talking it ober

Dasher

whimbers

the Mom rushes him out side

and

he

frows ub

twice

- - -

back inn side

and

berry scared

she calls the emergency hossbittle

and then

frows him in the Trolley

and

heads that whay

stobbing teu bick ub

Aunt Karen

on the whay

- - -

once there

they take him wright inn

. . .

temberature ... no feeber

*whshhhhhhew*

Parvo Test ... negatibbs

*whshhhhhhew*

then

The Pie

frows ub

on the table

. . .

neckst

it iss

a guessing game

. . .

bossible diagnoses

are
obstruckshun

reackshun teu backseens

gee-arr-dee-uh

gass troe enter eye tuss

- - -

there for

a cubble ob hours

The Pie

gets

sub cutaneous fluids

*looks at that humb on hiss back*

then

they head home

wif

bro-bioticks, anti-bioticks

*stobs teu get bebcid at whallgreens*

*drobs Aunt Karen off*

and then

The Pie

frows ub

all ober the blace

and

all ober him self

- - -

then

once home

and

cleaned ub and dried off

he iss blaced in

hiss whire crate

where he broceeds teu

w e e   a l l   o b e r   t h e   b l a c e

*sigh*

then

more bommiting

and then

The Pie and I

go teu

s w e e b

while

the Mom whatches ober

Us

- - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Non-Sun Sunday

- - -

and now back teu

o u r   n i g h t m a r e

. . .

wright wright

the mom deus knot sweeb at all

rendering her

b e r r y   b e r r y   t i r e d

so

whee are
b e r r y   b e r r y   g r a t e f u l l

when

Aunt Karen

brings uss

The Pie's RX

Boiled Chiggin

Boiled Botatoes

Low Fat Cottage Chees

. . .

and for me

Green Beans

Carrots

Sweet Botatoes

- - -

A U N T   K A R E N   R O C K S

- - -

Little Pie

eats and holds down 1/8 cub ob rice

at 5am

-

eats and holds down 1/4 cub ob rice

at 8am

-

eats and holds down 3/8 cub ob

chiggin and rice

at noon

-

eats and holds down 3/8 cub ob

chiggin and rice

at 5pm

-

eats and holds down 1/2 cub ob

chiggin and rice

at 10pm

- - -

whee

sbend the day

r e s t i n g  a n d   l u b b i n g

each otter

- - - - -

and

mean while

t h e   w h e f f e r

sucks

whee habbs

a   r e s t f u l l   n i g h t

butt

it

r a i n s   a l l   n i g h t

---

and

n e b b e r   s t o b s

bringing uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday 9f March

- - -

my yard

iss

f l o o d e d

the Mom
decides teu
w h o r k   f r o m   h o m e
so
she can
t a k e   c a r e   o b   t h e   P i e
and so she doesn't sbend
the entire day
o n   t h e   r o a d
betweeh
home and the facktory
*nods*

and

fank fully

Dasher

wif jusst a few sbit-ubs

and

a bit ob sloopy poop

iss

f e e l i n g   a   b i t   f e i s t y

*cheers*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our rare feature

what iss called

No Photos Teusday

. . .

and

Dasher

continyeus

teu

i m b r o o b

*yay*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our Pie Pie Pie feature

what iss called

All About Pie

Whednesday 11f March

and

the Mom iss home

for

P i e ' s   l u n c h   o u t i n g

and
here he iss
f i n k i n g   i t   o b e r

s h n i f f i n g

yeb
Dasher habbs
a   n o s e   f o r   b u s i n e s s
*giggles*

and
q u i c k   r e a c k s h u n s

such
a   c u t e y

and
he knows it

and
here he iss
listening teu
a   b i r d
sing a song

then
look teu the Mom
teu see iffin
she hears it teu

and
all she can fink
iss

" O Pie I deu lubb Yeu "

and
fank heabens
yeu are feeling better

and now
here iss
Dasher

learning
teu
s t a y   b u t

wright wright
he
and hiss
eckstream consintrayshun
and
buckered lib

are
learning teu
w h a i t
at the back door
*nods*

and

that brings uss teu

the berry tragick feature

what iss called

My Ackademick Bursuits are on Hiatus

for free wheeks

so

The Pie Goes

teu

My Skool

wif out

Me

*whimbers*

and

here he iss

deuing
t h e   p i e   f i n g

inn
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d

and
now
i n n   h i s s   c l a s s

he
iss till on
t h e   b l a n d   d i e t

so
he iss treated
sbaringly

wif
b o i l e d   c h i g g i n

and
it iss
whell noted
that
hiss behabior
iss
m u c h   i m b r o o b e d
*cheers*

whee deu hobes
on a counta
h i s s   t r a i n i n g
and
knot on a counta
he iss knot feeling
a hunnderd bersint

o ... o ... o

and

guess what

- - -

Little Pie

brings home

a   c a r e   b a c k a g e

from

G r a m m y   L i n d a

 and
here he iss
l o o k i n g   a t   m e
inn
my little reum

 and
now
at
the Mom

 o

yess yessss
hiss
m o d e l i n g   s k i l l s

are
much imbroobed teu

 O
M
GRAMMY

juss look inn side

c h i g g i n   j e r k y

s w e e t   b o t a t o   s t r i b s

and

e n d o s o r b

F a n k   Y e u
so berry much
G r a m m y
*smooches*

and
now

here iss me

o
I deu lubbs
G r a m m y ' s   J e r k y 

and
*mmmmmm*
s w e e t   b o t a t o

Grammy
iss
b e r r y   s w e e t

teu

send uss

thiss fought full

c a r e   b a c k a g e 

*nods*

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our wheffer feature

what iss called

A Nodder Rainy Day

Fursday 12f March

- - -

facktory commute

after whibers whibe

facktory commute
between whibers whibing

and

it

rained

all day

and

a l l   n i g h t

 and
here iss

me

 at
l a s s t   c a l l

ready

teu
c o m e   i n n 

and

j o i n   t h e   P i e

wheu habbs
all ready
gone
n i g h t y   n i g h t 

 *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Yibbee

Friday the Firteenf

ob

March

. . .

what whee whill start wif

our regular feature

what iss called

our traditional fambily nab

 o

yess yessss
a   n o d d e r   r a i n y   d a y

 and
t h i s s   t i m e   c h a n g e
iss
killing the Mom

 so

whee whatch
o u r   g u i l t y   b l e a s u r e
from
teu teu free

 and then
whee
r e a l l y   n a b

 *zzzzzzzzzzzz*

 during
e l l e n

 and

frew
 t h e   4   o c l o c k   n e w s

 whaking ub
during
j e o b a r d y

teu
s m o o c h
a little 

 o yeah

*smooooooch*

and now

file thiss under

a l l   g o o d   f i n g s

musst come teu an end

whee musst get ub

-  - -

and now

here iss the Mom

o u t   w i f   t h e   P i e

 what
a   c h a r a c k t e r

swinging
those
b i g   e a r s

 looking
shniffing

 shnifffing

looking

 and
then

saying
" whatcha deuin. mom "

 and
\r u n n i n g   t e u   h e r

 " h i "

 and
t u g

t u g t u g t u g
*grrrrrrrrrrrr* 

and
now
here iss
Little Squirt 

 at
the back door

w h a i t i n g 

 wright wright

 he iss

getting
g o o d

and

that brings uss teu

my faborite feature

what iss called

 M E   T I M E

 and
on the bright side
it iss knot raining

 so
here iss

our regular feature
what whee call

Our Friday Photo Sheut

 and
here I amb gibbing yeu
s w e e t

 and

s w e e t e r

 and
now
. . .
s t e u d i o u s

ok
hows a bout
a bit ob
a r r o g a n t s 

 *hahaha*
I whill
h a b b s   n o n e   o b   i t

 ok ok ok
here's a little
s e r i o u s

what
I follow ub

wif
a bit ob
l o n g i n g 

 longing

teu
g o   i n n

 longing

for
our regular feature

 what

iss

called

 The Friday Night Dinner Blate

 yess yessss
and
teunight's sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh Aunt Karen green beans

fresh Aunt Karen carrots

fresh Aunt Karen sweet botatoes

wif
a side ob
fresh Aunt Karen whatter melon
and
a Dasuquin Mint

baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

 and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

 *amen*
*dig inn*

*nomnomnom*

and now

for

The Dasher

. . .

teunight's sbeshull
features
white rice
Aunt Karen boiled chiggin

a small hand full ob kibbles

and
ozarka sbring whatters

and
here he iss
w h a i t i n g
*buckering hiss libs* 

 ahhhh
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*

 and now
here iss
The Pie's After Dinner Outing

 out
for
b u s i n e s s

ok

and

t u g g i n g

ok ok

and

f u n

 and
m i s s    c h i e f

 and
a bit ob
r e c a l l   w h o r k

 and now
here a gain
wif
t h e   w h a i t

 wright wright

 a

s i t   /   s t a y

 boy o boy
whee are
s o   b r o u d

ob
hisss
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l
*grins from ear teu ear* 

 what
a   s m a r t   l i t t l e   b o y
Little Dasher
iss
- - - - -
and now
here iss
My After Dinner Outing

 o
and
look look
at
m y   a w e s o m e   n e w   l e a s h

 F a n k   Y e u   J u d y
whee lubbs it

yess yesssss
s o   l i g h t
I hardly know it iss there
*nods*
[I habbs a nodder new leash what I whill show yeu later]

and now

that brings uss teu

our flash back feature

what whee whill call

fings whee bought

while I whas out wif the Mom

lasst wheekend

before the Pie got sick

 yeu know
when whee
boarded the Trolley
for
The Mom and Me Time
. . .
d i s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g

and

a bit ob

s h o b b i n g

. . .

free bags ob

f r e u t a b l e s

for me

- - -

and

a

l i m e   g r e e n   c o l l a r

for

The Lime Pie

*nods* 

 and now
that brings uss teu

our flash back feature
what whee whill call
thiss wheek's delibberies

 wright wright
whee receibed
teu count em

T e u   A m a z o n   B r i m e   B o c k s e s

one

wif

thiss awe some
b i n t o   b o c k s

for
uss teu take teu
o u r   s k o o l

teu keeb
o u r   c h i g g i n   a n d   c h e e s
cool
*nods* 

and now
for
b o c k s   t e u 

inn side

ob

which

iss

t h i s s   s w e l l   b a n d a n a
and

t e u   R u b i t   d o g   t a g   c l i b s
*cheers* 

 and now
that brings uss teu

our flash back feature
what whee whill call
thiss wheek's mail bag

 o

yesss yessssss
from
M y   D e e r   F r i e n d
T i g s y   R i t c h i e

*cheers*
a   c a l e n d a r
wif
the mose awe some adbice
" w h e n   i n   d o u b t ,
j u s t   b e   y o u r s e l f " 

 o

I deu lubbs it
and
Whee deu lubbs The Tigs
*nods*

- - -
and

all so

inn the mail thiss wheek

 *aha*

b o o k s
recommended
by
o u r   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r

 Dog Sborts Skills
Books 1 and 2
by
Denise Fenzi

now
blease teu find
t i m e   t e u   r e a d
*nods* 

 ok ok
now
here iss
The Pie

wif
o u r   l o o t

yess yesss
he
whill
look good
in
h i s s   n e w   c o l l a r 

and
here

he iss

 wif
o u r   n e w   b i n t o   b o c k s

 then
i n n   t h e   m a i l
for
him

 thiss card

from
Red Dingo

 inn side

ob

which

iss
h i s s   n e w   t a g

. . .
lime green
celtick cross
*smiles*
*abologizes for the Photographer*

o

and

here iss

hiss big gift

from

lasst wheekend

. . .

a   n e w   b i g g e r   l i t t l e   r e u m

wright wright

and

here he iss

i n n   i t

and

here

iss

me

i n n   m y   l i t t l e   r e u m

during

The Pie's Photo Sheut

*nods*

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Chew

 o

yesss yesssss

and
on the menyeu teunight
. . .
b u l l y   s t i c k

 *rassle it a bit*

 then
*smoke it like a fine cigar*

*ahhhhh*

o yeah

and now

My Friends

. . .

ass

whee close out

our wheek

I amb

offering ub

b r a y e r s   o b   f a n k s

for

t h e   t r e a s u r e s   o b   l i f e

yeu know
. . .
My Friends
My Mom

Good Healf
Quality Time
and
The Pie