Friday Night Wrights: Kongs for Two, School for Two... The Pie is Here to Stay & Happy Early Saint Patrick's Day

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

Kongys for Teu
Skool for Teu

The Pie Iss Here teu Stay

&
Habby Early Saint Batricks Day

6f March Edition

and now
for
a   b e r r y   s b e s h u l l   b s a
[ wright wright ... bublick serbice a nnouncement ]
for those
ob
yeu wheu libbs wif a
b u b b y

and
fink teu kneed
j u s s
t e u   m i n u t e s
t e u
y e u r   s e l f

whell
yeu are going
teu
kneed

*drumb roll*
. . .
the bubby sitter

yess yesssss
t h e   k o n g

s t u f f e d
wif
c r u n c h y   t r e a t s
and
blugged
wif
b e a n u t   b u t t e r

wright wright

stuffed brobberly

it iss
good

for

a t   l e a s t   t e n   m i n u t e s

*nods*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

My Saturday 28f February

- - - - -

and now

after

I whatch
ub close and bersonal

the Pie

attack

h i s s   k o n g y

I amb ober come

wif

t h e   j e l l i e s

so

I send

The Concierge

out

teu

f e t c h   m e   o n e

bringing uss teu

our good for the goose feature

what whee call 

M Y   K O N G Y

and

when I realize

it iss

f o r   m e

I run
teu
M Y   l i t t l e   r e u m

and

here I amb

wif

m y   f i r s t   k o n g y

*checking it out*
bomegrannit treats
inn side
and
beanut butter blug
*mmm mmmmmmmm*

o
o
O
I deu lubbs My Kongy

*mmm*

y u m m y

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

a feature what

N E B B E R   H A B B E N S

- - -
what whee call

S U N D A Y   F R E W   T E U S D A Y

W I F O U T

P H O T O G R A P H S

*FAINTS*

- - - - -

*fans self*

*shakes it offf*

now it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

My Our Ackademia

Whednesday 4f March

and
here iss
m e
when the Mom gets home
from the facktory

bringing uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
. . .
and there it iss
a long wif
t h e   l i b b e r s
*nods*

o yeah
a   t a s t e   t e s t
iss
definitely inn order
*nods*
. . .
burely
q u a l i t y   c o n t r o l
mind yeu

and

*rush rush rush*

*board and de-board the Trolley*

and it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

here whee are at

My Skool

wright wright
here iss
m e

and
I fink yeu can see
t h e   t i b   o b   t h e   P i e
*nods*

o
and
Dasher's Class
iss first
. . .
he iss
a bit ob
a   w h i l d   l i t t l e   m a n
butt
he habbs
f u n

and now
here he iss
inn
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d

during
t h e   b r e a k
between classes
*nods*

and
when he comes inn
. . .
I go
o u t

teu
b r e b a r e   m y   s e l f
for
m y   c l a s s
what iss
much more adbanced
than
hiss class
*nods*

and
*umm*
while I amb knot
j e l l i e s
I
AMB
a little
b i s s e d
from whatching
the first class

wright wright
I amb
k n o t   c r a z y
a bout
s h a r i n g   t h e   H a n d l e r
butt
that iss knot the same ass
jellies
*shakes head 'no'*

I amb
feeling
juss a bit
d i s t a n t
. . .
a bit
h a r d   h e a d e d

a bit
b o u t y
butt
knot jellies
. . .
butt
I deu make
my the Mom Handler
b e r r y   s a d

in fack

she

d r a w s   m e   c l o s e

and

bromises me

s b e s h u l l   a l o n e   t i m e

*can hardly whait*

- - -

and now

here I amb

h o m e

for

l a s s t   c a l l

*nods*

and

that brings uss teu

our a bbrebiated feature

what iss called

Fursday 5f March

- - -

and

here whee are

a l l   m o s e   b e d   t i m e

night night

- - - - -

bringing uss teu

our regular feauture

what iss called

Friday Sweet Friday

6f March

and

here iss

L i t t l e   D a s h e r

out
for
hiss
e a r l y   m o r n i n g   w h a l k

and then

noon firty-ish

. . .

it iss time for

hiss dreaded feature

what iss called

off teu the vet

for

hiss seckond round

ob

b a c k s i n a y s h u n s

and
here iss
L i t t l e   D a s h e r
a board
t h e   T r o l l e y

and
here iss
L i t t l e   D a s h e r
arribing inn
t h e   W h a i t i n g   R e u m

where
there iss
a lot ob
k a y - o s s

and
h u g e   l o u d   u n r e u l y   d o g s

so
Mom keebs
the Pie
in hiss
n i g h t y   n i g h t   r e u m
wif
her body blocking the door

un till
he goes back for
t h e   s h o t s
*teef chatter*

*whshhhhew*
and now

wif

T H A T

be hine him
- - -
here he iss
tucked
s a f e l y
inn hiss seat
inn

t h e   T r o l l e y

neckst stob
H O M E

*cheers*
- - - - -
and now

that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab

what iss
r e a l l y   s h o r t
teuday

and now
wif

o u r   n a b

ober

it
iss
t i m e
yess yesssssss
. . .
time for
my faborite feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
teunight's sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh carrots
fresh green beans
fresh beas
fresh corns
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
Dasuquin Mint

baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*
*dig inn*

and
here iss
The Pie Sbeshull
featuring

synergy kibbles
wif
a small sbrinkling

ob
micksed beggies
inn
an
Ozarka Sbring Whatter Sauce

and
baired wif
hearing the whords
" Dasher Sit "

*aha*
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*release*
*gobble gobble gobble*
and now
quick quick
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing

and
for
a l l   t h e   o b b i o u s   r e a s o n s
. . .
The Pie
goes first
*buts awhay baber towels*

and
after business
there iss
a bit ob
t u g

and
a cubble ob
r e c a l l s

carrying
h i s s   l e a s h
ob course

*giggles*
he
iss
f a s s t

and
o
he deus lubbs
t h e   r e c a l l   g a m e

and now
it iss
m y   t u r n

- - -
and
time for
our holliday feature
what iss called

My Early Saint Batricks Day Photo Sheut

yess yessssss
and
here I amb
l u b b i n g
the Mom Photographer

ass
whee find
t h e   b r o b b e r   l o c a l e

ahh
yessssss

w r i g h t   h e r e
seems
berfeckt

um
how deus
m y   f u r r s
look

hows a bout
m y   s w e e t   n o s e

H a b b y   I r i s h   D a y
yesss yesssss
I fancy my self
I r i s h   f o r   t h e   D a y

in fack
my Mom
whas in
a n   a r g u m e n t
wif
a 7 year ole girl
ober wheffer I whas a
I r i s h   S e t t e r

and
for the record
I   a m b   k n o t
. . .
knot that there iss
any fing wrong wif that
*nods*

and now
whee
ree locate
teu
a   s u n n i e r   l o c a y s h u n

where
I gibbs yeu
b r o u d

and
s w e e t

what
I follow
wif
l u b b s   y e u

then
o b e r   i t

I amb
r e a d y   t e u   g o   i n n

at
what time
the Mom

l e a b e s   u s s
teu habbs
d i n n e r   o u t
wif
My Aunt Karen

- - -
*yak yak yak*
*lots ob laffter*
*check blease*
and
the Mom
whalks out

teu
thiss

n i c e   b a r k   j o b
Jack

and
wuntz
the Trolley iss
e c k s t r a b o l a t e d
and
the Mom iss
h o m e
. . .
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
L a t e   N i g h t   P i e   F o o d

and
here
he
iss

showing yeu
hiss
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l

a sblit seckond
before
* g o b b l e   g o b b l e   g o b b l e *

- - -
and
then
o u t

for
b u s i n e s s
under
t h e   f u l l   m o o n

after whitch

. . .
the Mom
lets him take
t h e   b a r a d e   r o u t e

frew the libbing reum

round the coffee table
inn teu the kitching

looking ub at the cabbinetts
taking
a   q u i c k   d r i n k

then
frew the bar
inn teu the dining reum
round the dining table
down the hall
and
inn teu
h i s s   n i g h t y   n i g h t   r e u m
- - -
bringing uss
teu
my turn
at
l a s s t   c a l l

the moon
iss
f r e a k i s h l y   b r i g h t
and
the Mom says
"gosh I hobes whee sweeb teunight "

and now
ass whee close out
thiss wheek
thiss edition

I say
m y   b r a y e r s
. . .
Fank Yeu Lord
Fank Yeu for My Friends

Fank Yeu for My Kongy

Fank Yeu for My Mom
and
yesss yesssssss

Fank Yeu for My Pie