Friday, April 3, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Ups and Downs and Sparsely Documented Edition

Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Ubs and Downs
and
Sbarsely Dockyeumented
Edition

and
that brings uss
teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Saturday 28f March
Boring Chore Day
until
The Aunt Karen
Brofeshunall Photographer
came ober
 teu
take bickshers
ob
t h e   g r o w i n g   p i e
 and
whee offer here
a   s n e a k   b r e b y e u
ob
h i s s   c u t e n e s s
[more teu come soon]
*nods*
and
yess yessssss
Little Bro
iss feeling
m u c h   b e t t e r
~
Fank Heabens
- - - - -
and
now that brings uss teu
our rare feature
what iss called
Single Photo Sunday
and
it iss
ob
t h e   t a s t y   t r e a t s
I scarf
far far a whay from
Little Dasher
*bobs breaf mint*
- - - - -
and now
whee bresent
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
30f March
. . .
and
here iss
The Pie
at
o u r   n o o n   b i s i t
*awwwwww*
he iss
so berry cute
wif
a   l e a f   o n   h i s s   n o s e
*sigh*
and
it iss so good
teu
see hims
f r o l i c k i n g
after
feeling so boorly
and
here hims iss
bracktissing
hiss
s t a y   b u t
o
yess yessss
Little Dasher
iss
quite the steudent
ob
i m b u l s e   b e h a b i o r
*nods*
- - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
lots ob whork
now
t i m e   t e u   b l a y
o
yeah
a sweet game
ob
k o n g y   a i r   d o g   f e t c h
*chase it down*
*bring it back*
*um*
*drobs it*
huh
what
o
yeu whanted me
teu
gibbs it teu yeu
. . .
I   l u b b s   Y e u
ok
I gibbs it teu Yeu
*chases it down*
*brings it back*
*yoga*
*chases it down*
*brings is back*
now
let's habbs
s i l l y   t i m e
*hobby hob*
*chase the mom*
wait
what iss thiss
s h m e l l
and now
that
d i b   i n n   f o c u s
brings me inn ob doors
- - -
and teu
our balanced feature
what iss called
Blay Time wif The Pie
o
yess yessss
he iss learning
teu
f e t c h
*chases it down*
*brings it back ... sorta*
*chases it down*
*brings it back ... sorta*
*acksidentally drobs it*
*bounces on it*
*kills it*
*KILLS IT*
*brings it back ... sorta*
*tries teu gibbs it back*
and now
here iss
t h e   l i t t l e   m a n
showing yeu
hiss
s t a y   b u t
learning
the rewhards ob
e y e   c o n t a c k t
*cheers*
and now
here whee are
deuing
t h e   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s   d a n c e
*nods*
and now
ass the ebening whinds down
it iss time for
*um*
our whind down feature
what iss called
f a m b i l y   t i m e
and
teu keeb
Little Dasher
from
whalking off the bed
[on a counta he can knot yet jumb]
he iss all whays on
h i s s   l e a s h
*nods*
- - -
and
here iss the Pie
t h e   s b l i t   s e c k o n d
bee fore
the Mom ribs awhay
h i s s   s t u f f i n g
and now
here iss
The Pie
saying
. . .
" what shall whee deu neckst "
. . .
b e d   t i m e
. . .
now
he iss sorry he asked
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our berry rare feature
what iss called
Bicksher-less Teusday
31f March
. . .
and by sheer coincidence
*um*
whee habbs
n o   b i c k s h e r s
teu
share
- - - - -
bringing uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
1f Abril

and
my faborite feature
what whee call
The Traditional Chobbing ob The Chee
and
here I amb
d i s s   i n t e r e s t e d
saying
teu
the chee
" n o   f a n k   y e u ... n o   c h e e s   b l e a s e"
...
...
...
A P R I L   F O O L S
*giggles*
and
here whee habbs
o n e   b a g
for the Dasher
t e u   b a g s
for the Me
*nods*
yess yessss
I broobs
ob
t h i s s   d i s s t r i b u s h u n
and now
that brings uss teu
our skool breb feature
what iss called
try teu whear out The Pie
or at least
take the edge off hims
*nods*
and
. . .
o
*look look*
f e f f e r s
*recall*
*shniffy shniffy*
and now
here he iss
searching
for
j u s s   t h e   w r i g h t
b u s i n e s s   e n b i r o n m e n t
o
Miss Photographer
he rejecks yeu
followed quickly
wif
hiss
" w h a t c h a   g o t   t h e r e "
and
a slight touch
ob
hiss
c r o o k e d   m o u f
hiss
s m i l e
hiss
b r e c o s h u s
and
hiss
H A B B Y
boy - o - boy
whee deu lubbs
t h a t   b o y
. . .
whee kneed him
teu be
W H E L L
*amen*
- - - - -
and now
it iss basst time
teu
get back
teu
M E
*nods*
some times
when I habbs
a small case
ob
t h e   j e l l i e s
. . .
I
like
teu
ecksert
m y   b o w e r
wright wright
-   -   -
t h e   b o w e r   o b
s--l--o--w
and
while
I amb knot seuber frilled
here
I amb showing Yeu
m y   s t a y   b u t
what
I did know
b e f o r e
The Pie
whas
b o r n
juss
so
yeu
know
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
after
one short trolley ride
here
whee
are
at
. . .
The Pie
inn
t h e   l o c k e r   r e u m
and
when class starts
. . .
trust me
t h e   e d g e
habbs knot been taken off
*big eyes*
and
there whas
no time for bickshers
[ecksclamayshun mark]
*huff and buff and huff an buff*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Big Boy Class Time
*nods*
o
yess yesssss
my class
iss called
r e c a l l s   *   f r o n t s   *   f i n i s h e s
and
it iss
b e r r y   a d b a n c e d
*nods*
like
m a s t e r s   d e g r e e
lebble
. . .
whell ... sorta
and now
whee are
h o m e   f r o m   m y   s k o o l
and
here iss
o u r   l a s s t   c a l l
then
Little Pie
goes
n i g h t y   n i g h t
and
so
deu
I
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our hally leu ya feature
what iss called
last day ob the Pie meds
Fursday 2f Abril
. . .
and
here
iss
how the Mom starts
her
b r i n g   h o m e   t h e   k i b b l e
commute
*groan*
then
her
h o m e   P i e   c h e c k
back and forf
wif
r o a d   c o n s t r u c k s h u n
ebbery single where
butt
it iss
S O   W H O R F   I T
on a counta
here iss
S w e e t   P i e
and
t h e   g r e a t   n e w s
iss
that
Little Dasher
wheu
finishes hiss meds teunight
*drumb roll*
iss
deuing
100 bercent
n o r m a l   b i g   b u s i n e s s
*CHEERS*
wheu heu
and
*grrrr grrrrrrrrr*
butt
then
*grrrr grrrrrrrrr*
the Mom
habbs teu go back teu
t h e   f a c k t o r y
*bouts*
- - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday After Facktory
and
here I amb
ecksersizing my turn
at
f i r s t   o u t
and then
wif
m u c h
m o m   a n d   m e
h a b b i n e s s
here
iss
The Pie
feeling
g r e a t
ob course
little boy
iss all whays
inn
g o o d   s b i r i t s
b l a y   f u l l
e n e g e r t i c k
butt
t e u d a y
. . .
*drumb roll*
h i s s   p o o p   i s s   b e r f e c k t
*CHEERS*
*CHEERS*
*CHEERS*
and now
here iss
L i t t l e   P i e
showing uss
hiss
s t a y   b u t
and
*giggles*
hiss
l o n g   e y e b r o w s
and now
once inn side
here iss
m e
s w e e t   l u b b a b l e
g o o d   b o y
m e
and now
after
s o m e   s t u f f   w h e e   d e u
here
iss
Little Dasher
at
l a s s t   c a l l
and
look look
at
t h e   m o o n   f r e w   t h e   t r e e
*nods*
that iss
one
b i g   h u n k   o b   c h e e
now
here iss
the pie
wif
a bit ob
f r e e d o m
and
then
quickquick
a
r e c a l l
what a
g o o d   b o y
. . .
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Friday
3f Abril
Our Trib Teu The Bet Clinick
. . .
yess yssss
and
here iss
m e
teu
get
a
b a w d i c u r e
*nods*
and
here
iss
T h e   D a s h e r
on
hiss whay
teu
get
 b a c k s e e n s
let uss
all
blease
teu
hobes
he deu knot habbs
a   n o d d e r   r e a c k s h u n
*bows head and goes teu knees*
*moment ob silents*
- - -
and now
wheighing inn
at
*drumb roll*
1 8 . 9   b o u n d s
iss
O u r   L i t t l e   P i e
o
juss look
at
hiss
b e n a d r y l   e y e s
so
The Pie
habbs hiss shots
and
I
habbs my bawdicure
so
whee board
The Trolley
for
h o m e
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab
what mosely means
c h i l l i n g
. . .
w h a t c h i n g   t e e b e e
c h e w i n g
on
a   P i e   t o y
uh huh
yeb
. . .
a
sillinder shabed
k o n g y
tennis ball
and now
that brings uss teu
o u r   f a b o r i t e   t i m e
and
our faborite feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
t e u n i g h t ' s   s b e s h u l l
feature
salmon and legumes kibbles
grizzly salmon oil drizzle

fresh cantaloube garnish
and
dasuquin mint
yess yessss
beared wif
ozarka sbring whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
- - - - -
and now
The Pie Sbeshull
features
synergy kibbles
bubby kibbles
inn
ozarka sbring whatter graby
beared wif
a gobble stobber
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing
u b   a n d   o u t   f i r s t
iss
Little Dasher
and
he iss
q u i c k
about hiss
b u s i n e s s
then
he and the Mom
blay
a few
g a m e s
before
whorking hiss
s t a y   b u t
*smile*
*relase*
and
the little boy
iss
i n n
- - -
making it
t i m e   f o r   m e
*cheers*
and
here I amb
t a l k i n g   f i n g s   o b e r
wif
the Mom
why yess yessss
I fink
a   p h o t o   s h e u t
iss
quite inn order
wright wright
now
here iss
my
f a r   a   w h a y
o
and
blease teu note
. . .
I amb
rocking
E a s t e r   E g g   N e c k w h a r e
*nods*
iffin
I close
m y   e y e s
I can
shmell
T h e   E a s t e r   B u n n y
and
here I amb
w h o r r y i n g
whill
t h e   b u n n y
make it here
thiss year
l i f e
habbs been
and
continyeus teu be
h e c k t i c k
and
a bit
s t r e s s   f u l l
butt
whee are taking it
o n e   d a y   a t   a   t i m e
hobing and braying
Little Pie
iss
f i n a l l y   w h e l l
now
ass whee
go teu big bed teunight
~
Whee Whish Yeu
Habby Easter

4 comments:

  1. Reuf,
    We know that Dasher had additional issues since you wrote this. We continue to pray for you all. We know the Dr. will determine the cause, but we also understand your concerns.
    Love you all Bunches
    Golden Hugs
    Auntie Sheila and Uncle Bob
    Cousins Emma & Jesse

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  2. pie...we iz veree happee yur feelin way better !!! total lee YAY !!!! hope yur gainin sum weight wee dood~~

    reuf...ya had uz fora minit with de cheeze....that wuza grate april foolz joke !! :) N we hope de easturr hare made it ta yur houz....lookin good in yur scarves dood ...we lovez yur...eye can smell em foto !!

    happee week a head ♥♥♥

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  3. We hope as you all travel through this month of crazy weather and the emergence of growing things that all is good, that Pie is back in good health, and that Reufus is guiding the development of the Little One in a way Luke and Bleu would approve of. Hope The Mom is avoiding allergy sneezies which make our momma keep a tissue close at hand.

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  4. We hope as you all travel through this month of crazy weather and the emergence of growing things that all is good, that Pie is back in good health, and that Reufus is guiding the development of the Little One in a way Luke and Bleu would approve of. Hope The Mom is avoiding allergy sneezies which make our momma keep a tissue close at hand.

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