Friday Night Wrights: Our Whirlwind Catch Up Edition

Habby Friday
and
welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Our
Whorld Whind
Ketch Ub
Edition

on a counta
all manner ob
l i f e   f i n g s
what are getting
inn the whay
ob
m y  m e d i a   b r e s e n ce

whee bresent
for yeu
a   b r e b i a t e d   s c r a b   b o o k
k e t c h   u b   e d i t i o n

Sunday

21f June

after quite a bit ob
e c k s e r s i z i n g   t h e   p i e
and

s n e a k i n g   a   r o u n d

the Mom and I board

T h e   T r o l l e y

destinayshun:
Bear Creek Bark

for
*drumb roll*
. . .
t r a i n i n g   d a y   i n n   t h e   b a r k

wright wright
whee are here
teu whork on
d i s t r a c k s h u n s

h e e l i n g
r e c a l l s

h a n d l e r   f o c u s
c o n n e c k s h u n

and

berry frankly

whee are learning

h o w   t e u   t r a i n

inn new locayshuns

[seems simble butt whee are learning teu deu it better]

ass whell ass

how teu train

t h e   b r o a d   j u m b

*nods*

- - - - -

Whednesday

24f June

where it iss time
for
t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e s

and here iss
o u r   b o u n t y
c h e e s   a n d   l i b b e r s

wif
me
t h e   t a s t e   t e s t e r

and

o n e   s h o r t   t r o l l e y   t r i b

later

here
I amb at
M y   S k o o l

during
L i t t l e   D a s h e r   C l a s s
what iss
a g i l i t y   b a s i c k s

and then
here iss
L i t t l e   D a s h e r

r a i s i n g   h e l l

making sure
h i s s   r e u m y
knows

he iss
d i s s   b l e a s e d

butt
enough ob that
. . .
here iss
m e

inn my
R a l l y   N o b i s s
class

bracktissing

many skills

training

d i s s t r a c k s h u n s

and

enjoying

my mat

M Y   M A T

what an

a w e s o m e   e b e n i n g

- - - - -

Fursday

25f June

s t o r m y

wright wright
berry strange skies

c l i n g y   m e

and now
a
b a n - o - r a m - i c k
. . .
n o r f   e a s t

s o u f

w h e s t

n o r f

and
here
iss
m e

o u t
for
b u s i n e s s

and
then
b a c k   i n n

*nods*

- - - - -

Friday

26f June

and
t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b

m o m
lubbing
m e

m e
lubbing
m o m

wright wright
it iss
a   l u b b   f e s t

and now
. . .
w h o a
. . .
w h e n   d i d   t h i s s   h a b b e n

s c a r y

*gulb*
when the Mom turned a round
and saw
t h i s s

she said
" P i e "

" n o   m o r e   f o o d   f o r   y e u ! ! ! "

*hahaha*

and now

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

salmon and legumes kibbles

grizzly salmon oil dribble

dasuquin mint

and
The Pie Blate
salmon and sweet botato kibbles
fresh cooked salmon and rice
Tylan
ozarka sbring whatter grayby

c'mon
hurry it ub

baired wif
g o o d   m a n n e r s

t e s t i n g
*nods*

and
ozarka sbring whatters

i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l
and
l i s t e n i n g   s k i l l s

*amen*
*dig inn*

and now

flash for whard

teu

l a s s t   c a l l

and
a   b i g   m o o n

night night

- - - - -

Saturday

27f June

and

Habby Birfday

teu

My Aunt Davalyn

o
yess yesssss
inn honor ob
h e r   s b e s h u l l   d a y

I whill be taking
thiss
s w e e t   r o l l

uh huh
k i c k i n g   i t

r o l l i n g   w i f   i t

standing ub

teu
check it out

then
s h a k i n g   i t   o f f

o yeah

Whee lubbs yeu, Aunt Dav

wright wright
and
here iss
The Pie

bartying
wif
m y   m o n k e y

that's wright
M Y
m o n k e y

o
Little Dasher
he finks
he iss
s o   f r e s h

and
whell
*um*
h e   i s s   b r e t t y   f r e sh
*chuggles*

and now
out side
there iss
t h e   l i t t l e   m o o n

wif
t h e   f e i s t y   b o y
under it

*giggles*
l i t t l e   s t i n k e r

and now
a   a n g l e
o n l y   a   m o m   c o u l d   l u b b
*shakes head*

Mom
lubbs hiss
s w e e t   f e f f e r s
- - -
and
here iss
a bit ob
F r e e   S t y l e   P i e

*bounce bounce bounce*

a
f l o b

a bit ob a
c i r c l e

while
I
s n e u b e r b i s e

and now
a
z e u m

z e u m   z e u m   z e u m

*bow*

and 

now

finally

*sigh*

m y   t u r n

out

wif

a bit ob

p o u t

wright wright
I amb knot frilled
teu be
s e c k o n d
out

*harumph*
butt
The Pie
whass boted
M o s t   L i k e l y
T e u   D e u   I t
I n n   T h e   H o u s e
- - -
wright wright
he can bee
quite
a   b i l l
yeu know
a   b e s t
really

and
some times
he gets on
m y   h e a d
m y   n e r b e s

butt
mose ob the time

I   d e u   l u b b   H i m s

*nods*
he can be
f u n

he can be
s w e e t

he can be
t r u b b l e

and

on

okayshun

~

he can be

i n n   l o c k   u b

*sigh*

- - - - -

Sunday

28f June

and

T r a i n i n g   I n n   T h e   B a r k

I
start wif
a bit ob
d u m b b e l l
whork
wif
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r

and then

Me and Dasher

. . .

yeb
that's

P i e - I n n - T h e - B o c k s

whork
h e e l i n g
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
what there are
t o n s

I deu
momentarily
f o r g e t   m y   s b i n s

butt
wif some helb
and
a   g o o d   l o n g   w e e
I deu remember em
and
am ready teu
g o   a g a i n
*nods*

o yeah

it iss

a   f u n   d a y

 and

whee are ackchewally
k i n d a   t i r e d

*calls 9 - 1 - 1*

- - - - -

Teusday

30f June

2:30am

Mom whakes ub abrubtly.

h o r r i b l y   s i c k

. . .

s i c k   a l l   d a y

s i c k   a l l   n i g h t

- - - - -

Whednesday

1f July

Mom iss

h o r r i b l y   s i c k

 and

w h i c k e d l y   w h e a k

 and

eben though
she iss
k n o t   i n n   t h e   m o o d
for
k a y   o s s

she iss
i n n   t h e   m o o d
for
u s s

and

whee deu try teu
keeb it inn
l o w   g e a r 

on

a counta

mom habbs

t h e   e n f o r c e r
at her side
*chuggles*

and

ob course
on a counta
. . .
I deu lubbs

My Mom

SO much 

 *nods*

 and
so deus

the pie

 he juss

shows hiss lubbs
inn

b e r r y   s u b t i l l   w h a y s

*nods*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

Fursday

2f July

when

The Mom

goes back teu

the facktory

 eben though
it iss
a   b i g   h u g e   m i s s t a k e

on a counta
she iss
w h a y   t e u   d i z z y

 teu be
b r o   d u c k   t i b b s

so
now
she iss
b a c k   h o m e

wif

N u r s e   R e u f u s

and

b a c k   i n n   t h e   b i g   b e d

wif

P I E

 wheu

iss
b e r r y   a   t t e n t i b b s

and

b e r r y   e n e r g e t i c k a l

 butt
whee deu notice
. . .

he iss

m a t e u r i n g

juss
a tiny bit

and iss

a bit more

g e n t l e and l u b b i n g

butt
knot ass
l u b b i n g
ass
m e

ob course

*nods*

- - - - -

Friday

3f July

and

it iss a

f a c k t o r y   h o l i d ay

what iss good

on a counta

the mom iss still

s i c k

*frowns*

- - -

and now

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

featuring

salmon and legumes kibbles

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

and

dasuquin mint

and

The Pie Plate

featuring

salmon and sweet botato kibbles

fresh salmon and rice

ala Aunt Karen

one tsb ob tylan

and

ozarka sbring whatters grayby

baired nicely
wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*
*dig inn*

wright wright
whee
g o   a f t e r   i t

*burb*
- - -
and now
b a c k   i n n   t h e   b e d
wif
t h e   a i l i n g   m o m

and
nuffing makes for
g o o d   n u r s e   w h o r k

like
f r e e   m o n k e y s

whee

are

o n   o u r  g o o d e s t   b e e   h a b e y e u r

how ebber

on
a
counta

whee
are
m o n k e y   n u r s e s

and
w h e e   k n e e d   o u r   m o m   b a c k

NOW

iff knot sooner

*nods*

- - - - -

Saturday

4f July

wright wright

The 4f ob July

*cheers*

. . .

and now

our photo sheut

wif
the berry ill
photographer

wheu
seems
c l e u l e s s   a s s   t e u   l i g h t i n g

butt now
m y   c l o s e   u b

rocking

O u r   A u n t   N i k k i   C o u t u r e

and
looking
b e r r y   b a t r i o t i c k
. . .
woot
P i e

whee are deuing
our best
wif
t h e   s u n   l i g h t

and
here iss
Little Dasher
h a l f   a n d   h a l f
*giggles*

so then
the Photographer
finally says
lets break
until
b e t t e r   l i g h t
*doh*
. . .
and
h e r e
it iss

sadly
whee kneed a ttenshun
teu
t h e   s e t
butt
I rock
m y   b a t r i o t i c k

and
my
l u b b   y e u

all so
m y   s w e e t

my
y e s s   b l e a s e

and
yesss
I can be
s e r i o u s

eben
s t o i c k

butt then

it iss time

for

o u r   d e u   e t t

wright wright
s h a r i n g
the
*um*
l i m e   l i g h t

iss
. . .
whell
. . .
knot my faborite

butt
it iss
t h e   b r o d d e r l y   f i n g

or
s o   s a y s   t h e   m o m

and
from her mouf
teu
m y   a g e n t ' s   e a r s

and
h e r e   w h e e   a r e

sharing
a   t t e n s h u n

sharing
p h o t o s

sharing
l i b b e r s

and
sharing
m y   c h a i r

untill

I get

t h i s s   g r e a t   i d e a

*hahahahahahaha*

now

here are

m o r e   p h o t o s

Saturday Inn The Sun

Dasher
blease teu bay a ttenshun

ok
lie down
iff yeu muss

juss look at
h i s s   s m i l e

ok
whee whill try
h i s s   b u b b y   b o s e

o
no
he iss getting
t e u   b i g
for
t h i s s   b o s e

no no no
I deu knot
whant teu be
t o w e r e d   o b e r
*calls agent*

wright wright
I remember
t h e   g o o d   o l e   d a y s

butt
t h e s e   d a y s
. . .
he
sure
iss
f u n

wright wright
he
l i b e n s
fings ubb
round here

he
iss all so
berry good for
m y   g o o d   b o y   i m a g e

and
yess
ok

I
deu
lubb
him

eben
inn
m y   c h a i r

now

yeu might fink

whee sbend

a l l   d a y

taking photos

butt

whee deu knot

no no
thiss day
the Mom and I
take a trib
teu
The Debot

teu deu
a   b i t   o b   t r a i n i n g
*cheers*
and

teu buy
m y   b i r f d a y   g i f t s

what iss
t e u   r y o b i   f a n s
wright wright
on a counta
t h e   s h a r i n g   f i n g
again
*rolls eyes*


and then
quick quick
b a c k   h o m e
wif
the still
b e r r y   i l l   m o m
*sigh*

and then

a little later

when it iss

c o o l e r

whee head out
for
a bit ob
j u m b   t r a i n i n g

and
some
m o m m y   a n d   m e
time

I
sure hobes
she feels better
some day soon

I
miss
M y   M o m

and
here I amb gibbing her
my
h a b b y   b o y

my
s w e e t   b o y

my
s i l l y   b o y

my
h a m s u m   b o y

and now

it iss

b e d   t i m e

again

wright wright
here whee are
w h a i t i n g
on the mom

and now
here iss
P I E
rarely seen inn
m y   n a t i b b   h a b i ta t
ackchewally
l y i n g   d o w n

*giggles*
and now
m e

ready

for

l i g h t s   o u t

- - - - -

Monday
6f July
H a b b y   B i r f d a y   t e u   M e

and

here iss

My Birfday Blate

featuring

salmon and legume kibbles

fresh green beans

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

and

dasuquin mint

and
i n n   m y   h o n o r

*clears froat*
The Pie Plate
features
a
g r e e n   b e a n

yess yesssss
d i n n e r
iss
good

and now
f o r   w h a t   e b b e r   r e a s o n
[like casting guilt or some fing]
I amb
sitting
inn
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m

and
The Pie
iss
k i l l i n g   a   s t o l e n   t o w e l

killing
it
d e a d

and now
here iss me

comforting
the
s t i l l   b o o r l y   m o m
tho
t h i s s
iss
getting
o l d
*shakes head*

and now

t h e   e n t e r t a i n m e n t   d i r e c k t o r

finks teu

drag her self out ob bed

fetch me
a   b i r f d a y   t r e a t

wright wright
here
iss
m e

o
yess
o
yesss
O
Y E S S S

here iss me
staring down
t h e   t a s t y   e n d

ob
a
F r i d a y   N i g h t   C h e w

yess yesss

on

a

Monday Night

*chomb it*

*smoke it*

ahhh

yeeahhhhh

. . .

H a b b y   B i r f d a y   t e u   M e

*cheers*

- - - - -

Whednesday

8f July

. . .

the mom

finally feels

h y e u m a n

*cheers*

juss
inn time
for
the traditional
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e

and
teunight
all so

c h i g g i n
*cheers*

now
let's just deu
a quick
n o m   t e s t

*mmmmmmm  mmm*

then

f l a s h   f o r   w h a r d

and

here iss

P I E

at

My Our Skool

where
he
iss
knot so much
c r a z y

ass
juss
t e u   b e r r y   s e u b e r   q u i c k

teu
cabsher
on
f i l l i m

on a counta
he deus come teu
s k o o l
teu be
B I Z Z Y

and
look look
hiss latest trick
. . .
a
d o w n

wright wright
whaiting for hiss
h o m e   w h o r k

teu
be
bassed out

now
hows a bout

a
c l o s e   u b

or
k n o t

*um*

I amb finking
k n o t
s o
m u c h

so
let's moob on
teu
b i g g e r  s l o w e r   f i n g s
like
My Class at My Skool

and
here iss
m e

wright wright
o b e d i e n t   m e

whorking
on
t h e   h a n d l e r ' s
r a l l y   s k i l l s

she iss
quite the
h a n d y   c a b

butt
I   d e u   l u b b   h e r

inn berry fackt
wif out
h e r

I wood be
h o m e
. . .
s b r a w l e d   o u t
on
t h e   b i g   b e d

whatching
t e e   b e e   l a n d

butt
in stead
I amb here
at
m y   s k o o l

wif
t h e   n u t t y   h a n d l e r

eating
c h e e s
and
c h i g g i n s

whoop

w h o o p

W H O O P

- - - - -

and now

Fursday

9f July

. . .

*drumb roll*

The Pie

goes

teu

B e g i n n i n g   A g i l i t y

wif

G r a m m y

a n d

B r o d d e r   A m o s

*cheers*

wright wright
he saw
:
r o c k s   i n n   t h e   b a r k i n g   l o t
~
he ate
:
s a n d   i n n   t h e   f i e l d
~
and
he learned
:
t i r e
s h e u t
a   f r a m e
j u m b
w h a l k
and
s h w i m m

o
yess yesssss yessssssss
he habbs
s o   m u c h   f u n
inn
the bool
and
t h e   s a n d   f i e l d

and

he

came home

r e a d y   t e u   r u m b l e

. . .

butt

I took

o n e   l o o k   a t   h i m

and said

" y e u   a r e   f i l l f y ,   d i r t y ,   n a s t y ! ! ! "

good night

- - - - -

Friday

10f July

after

o n e   l o n g   w h e e k

whee curl ub

for some
c h i l l   t i m e

juss
T h e   M e d i a   S e c r e t a r y
T h e   E n f o r c e r
[aka lime green whatter bistle]

M e
and
*ahem*
T h e   P i e

wright wright
he looks
i n n   o   c e n t
enough

butt
then
R A W R R R R R R

* t u s s l e   t u s s s l e   t u s s l e *

ubon whitch time
whee hear
" K N O C K   I T   O F F "

and
Little Dasher Pie
says
" w h e u  ...   m e "

butt then

he

eben chewally

d e m a n d s   t h e   m o m ' s   f u l l   a   t t e n s h u n

s e t t l e s   d o w n

and
c h i l l s
l o o k s   r e a l   c u t e

while
the Mom
c h a t s
wif
hiss
great
G R A M M Y

and
yess yessss
b r a i s e   c h e e s e s
whee whill bee seeing her
s o o n

S T A Y   T E U N E D

~

Friends

fank yeu

for

hanging inn here

wif uss

while

whee struggle teu catch ub

O u r   F r i e n d s   R o c k