My [Finking] Skool Night

"Thinking is the hardest work there is,

which is probably the reason so few engage it in."

Yeur Little Reufus in April 2011... Naught Yet Ready Habbing Engaged in Hard Work

Thiss is the words ob the great Henry Ford

what inbented a ole fashion trolley

similar butt naught identical teu MY the trolley...

Ole Henry was a pretty good finker,

butt naught much ob a speller.

Now... if Yeu whir teu ask my the Mom,

she wood tell Yeu that I am natchew-rully more ob a Acktor

than a Finker...

And that iss why I find myself

wunts a week in

The Business Yard

And ass Yeu know...

this here is lass week

Blurry pickshers deu teu dreary weaffer.

what whee are joining in progress...

and ah oh...

There are some soldiers down

deu teu this awful hot weaffer

(and ok... storms)

on the odder side ob the fence.

Whee are running a bit short on time

on a counta a bariety ob reasons

just one ob witch is

that darn blinking traffick light a gain...

So I pose fur one sweet picksher

And in side whee go.

Here is me sitting ass whee prepare fur
Finking Class...

and down yonder iss my friend Cooper

wheu is a berry large (standard) and all so hamsum peudle.

It whas a berry busy night

and whee did naught haff time

teu take many pickshers.

I am showing Yeu my Habbies.

Whee did work on our
FigYeur 8s

and whee did deu so wif
a nodder Steudent and Trainer

working obbosit ob us on the 8...

and meeting us in the middle...

I whas a Champ at it.
I ignored what I whas posed teu ignore.
And I paid a ttention teu what
I whas posed teu pay a ttention...

and my the Trainer whas proud!!!

Whee all so did learn:

Call teu Close wif Trainer sitting

[come and sit on the lebt side ob the Trainer]

and

Call teu Front wif Trainer sitting 

[come and sit in front ob the Trainer 

abter cookie toss]

Whee all so did workings on our
Flat Work

what is turns and halts and pibbots.

And whee did work on our

Call Teu Front

and maintaining a moobing front

[what means facing the Trainer,

staying straight in front ob her,

as she moobs in any direckshun]

Mose Steudents moobed a long wif their Trainer's hands,

butt I habbed a hard time under standing,

so my the Trainer whas teu point teu her mouf

teu main tain my a ttention.

I fought this meant 

Jumb ub and gibbs her a
Kiss...

Closing the books on a berry success full ebening.

I mean, she had string chees 

in her mouf...

What wood Yeu fink teu deu?

Be fore I close,

I whill share wif Yeu 

Free Fings:

Words from My Instrucktor teu my Trainer... "I really enjoy you and Reufus... I was glad to see that you and Reufus did so well with so much of what we worked on!!! He was trying really hard last night and you were doing a wonderful job channeling his attention and energy!"

More Words from Ole Henry Ford... "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't... you're right."

Words from Me... "I fink I can learn teu fink!"