My 2f Birfday Celebration, Part Teu: The Monkey Edition

July 6f  whas

My Berry Habby 2f Birfday.
Really, it whas.

First I muss tell Yeu
that I haff been berry busy
wif the busyness
ob rescue and all so training works...
all while being berry ecksited
teu share wif Yeu
Bart Teu ob my Celebrayshun
and here iss how it habbened...

I awoke that Friday morning
frilled teu receibe
A Bag ob Treasures from my The Aunt Karen 

It iss all fur me.

And it iss all good and fun stuff

on a counta my The Aunt Karen

iss all good and fun.

Uhhh...
Wait a minute.
Aunt Karen gibbs me a hat?????

Hi
I amb Reufus.

I amb the Birfday Boy.

And this iss my hat.
Me.
In. My. Hat.

Now teu please let me oben
My Bag ob Treasures.

Juss look at all the fun stuff.
Go ahead.
Look.
Look fur me,
fur I can naught.
Naught so long ass I wear the hat.

Hat off...
Look Look Look

There iss a monkey.
And a Cousins frame.
A jar ob Low Fat [ha] Beanut Butter.
Berry Treats.
And a Beach Towel.

I lubb it all.
Gimme the monkey.

The Mom demands a quick picksher 

ob the monkey tail
teu aid in the search ob a later date...

I steal him and I amb off.

The Mom calls me back
teu oben...

My Monkey Birate Beach Towel

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

It iss... Me
And it whill be
My Official Swim Towel.

And now I am off
wif the monkey.

Please teu bardon
my breakfast bowl,
my agility equipment...
and my 4f cloves
what I keeb stealing from the basket...

This monkey is asking fur sum
rassling.

Yes Yes Yes
I deu lubbs him
and he's many abbendages.

Yeu know,
the abbendages he habbs...
fur now.

hee hee hee...
ha...
wheu...

I guess I shood tell Yeu
A Berry Little Short Story
aka
Terms ob In Dearment

Once ubon a time, there whas a mom wheu fell in lubbs wif a cute and well behabed boy, and she did take him home right a way teu make him hers, butt when she got him home, he did come out ob his shell, kinda like ecksplosibb out ob a grenade, and this berry sweet boy whas teu minutes lubbable and teu hours turn the house ub side down. Thiss boy wood stand in the door way, wagging his tail gently and gibbing her the 'I lubb Yeu sooo much' eyes and then turn his head and take a bite out ob the door jamb. He ate ebbery fing he cood fit in hiss mouf. He chewed a hole in the hardwood floor. He whas a phief. He stole from ebbery single where. He wood sum times sbend firty minutes out side teu come in and deu business in the dining reum.  When gated, he wood hang ober it from his waist. He whas a bundle ob energy and a mess. Be fore long, he did sorta ecksassporate the woman he called 'Mom' and she did free quently refer teu this berry speshull boy, wheu [bless his heart] juss habbed a big personality, ass...

Monkey

and on o cayshun ob eckstream miss chief

His middle name whas frown in

fur good measure...

and it rhymed wif

"Bird"

Abter a while, 

Hiss name whas shortened teu his inishulls...

MT

The Rest ob The Story???

Frew great strengf ob character and lots ob training, this awe sum boy did made great progress wif the woman he rescued and chose teu call "mom".

Yes Yes
It iss
A Berry Good Second Year ob Life...